Chapter 40: The Story of Catching a Turtle in an Urn

As mentioned last time, Chen Zhen and the three of them went deep into the tiger's den to lure the snake out of the hole, and after a difficult and dangerous battle of wits and courage, they successfully brought the main force of a group of martial artists and family members of Fangfu into their own ambush circle.

Let's gossip and talk about it, and the book will pick up again. It is said that after Dong Boss and Zhou Laosan saw the enemy enter the urn, they were overjoyed, and they were ready to serve a big dish to the group of grandsons in Zhongfu, using Wu Da Prawn's unique secret recipe to prepare the 'Ultimate Edition of Ten Thousand Enemies Next Door', that is, Wu Da Prawn was last on the mountain road of 'Eighteen Plates of Sheep Intestines' in Jiezhou, in order to clean up the upgraded version of the 'Ultimate Edition of Ten Thousand Enemies' used by the island duo, this estimate is the 2.0 version, and the 'Old Ace Next Door' stinky tofu has been added, and the formula has been further optimized.

According to the introduction of Wu Da Prawn, this thing is a weapon of mass destruction, which has a miraculous effect against the dense enemy army surrounded in narrow and cramped terrain, and now the situation is the time to use force!

Besides, these people are ambushed in this ravine, and they all know bad dishes after seeing that there is no way forward and no way to retreat. In line with the golden rule of 'strike first is strong, then suffer', Wang Sanye hurriedly lay down behind a big stone, took out a pistol, put a touch on the hat on his head, and shouted: "Grandma, if you want to kill labor, labor and management will kill you first!" Brothers, call me! Hit me hard! ’

After speaking, by the starlight, he raised his hand to the halfway up the mountain, and the ambush place of the cottage people was 'pia' and 'pia' two shots, because the angle of the shot in the ravine was not good and the distance was far away, this bullet naturally didn't know where to go. However, the sound of a gun is an order, and the sound of a gun is a signal! All the families and warriors who had guns began to put their guns on the mountainside.

'Hey, the laborers haven't done it yet, these dogs are in a hurry, and they dare to do it first?' Brothers, hurry up, serve big dishes, and give these grandchildren an appetizer! The brothers who have guns shoot themselves first to suppress the dog's arrogance! Zhou Laosan said angrily. After speaking, the leader was 'bang' and 'bang' two shots, and the minions with guns hurriedly stepped forward to shoot at each other when they heard the order.

Of course, the following group of people are not stupid, the profession of people working in nursing homes and families is a high-risk occupation, and the professional quality is still undoubted, if it weren't for the shape of Fang Dashan, the whole remote area in the southwest hinterland can kill the image of the fat pig for the New Year, and it is estimated that it has been wiped out by the green forest colleagues 800 times!

Therefore, after determining that there was no way out in an ambush, the first time people hid behind the big trees and stones, and it was not so easy to hit the other party for a while.

In fact, the minions had already heard the order from the big boss, and they had already begun to prepare to enlarge the trick that the dog-headed Wu Junshi had secretly made, but the few hemp bags were too heavy, and they were dangerous goods, so they must be careful when moving, so that the action was a little slower by half a beat, and they actually let the turtles in the group of urns below take the lead, and the minions were also furious!

Now the three masters came to urge again, and did not dare to slack off at the moment, and divided a few people to help, and accelerated in the sound of 'crackling' gunshots, carrying a few bags full of hemp forward, one of them lit a torch with a fire-starting thing, and the other people took out a few clay pots from the sack that were slightly larger than a human head, and this clay pot had a special lead on it, and after lighting the lead with a torch, several people threw it into the ravine below at the same time.

After about a few seconds, several muffled sounds of 'poof' around the hidden martial artists and family members of the Fang Mansion Guardian in the ravine came one after another, and then several black smoke rose, and after this black smoke rose only a few breaths, it spread out in the ravine below, 'cough...... Ahem...... Ahem...... Cough...... This...... This...... Cough...... Ahem he...... What does he meow...... Cough...... ...... thing'

'Ah...... Cough...... Ahem...... Topmost...... Noodles of the Sun ...... Sun smashed ...... You...... You're ...... Bifurcation...... Lack...... Missing ...... Dade, hey...... Stinking...... Stinky meow to death...... cough cough cough ...... Dead, Sun smashes ...... You're ...... Bear...... Giving birth to a son...... Ahem...... cough cough cough ...... Not...... Not...... Fart...... Fart...... Eye ...... Ahem...... ahem'

'Sun smashed...... Ahem...... Yes...... Balls...... Kind of ...... Grandpa put ...... Put it right, dark ...... Dark Arrow...... Ahem...... Hidden arrows hurt people...... Ahem...... Calculate...... Count him in meow...... Ahem...... What's good...... Ahem...... Cough up the good man...... Ahem......'

'Oh hey, this ...... This...... This is ...... He meows, how...... How...... Ahem...... Still...... Ahem...... And also...... One...... One ...... A smell of Xiang...... Ahem......'

'I'...... I'll go...... This...... And that's ...... in between. Give him back his meow...... Inclusion...... It's a little stinky...... Stinky tofu smells like ...... Ahem...... Be...... Cough...... It's next door...... cough cough cough ...... The old ace next door is still ...... Still...... Ahem...... And he meows right...... ...... to the laborers and employees Mouth...... Flavors...... cough cough ...... 'Nima, no one else heard this, he didn't know which power it was, and the taste was really not ordinary! All the family members and the martial artists of the courtyard suddenly vomited on the ground.

Besides, the cottage ambushed everyone on the mountainside, and when they heard the coughing, scolding and vomiting sound from the ravine, they felt a sigh of relief in their hearts, and their morale was suddenly boosted. Beat the angry Zhou Lang and scared away Zhongda's Kong Ming! With a little trickery, he cleaned up this group of menacing dogs without blood!

Boss Dong and Zhou Laosan also laughed from ear to ear, "Brothers, don't stop, the big dishes must be served!" Don't let people say that we are stingy and don't know how to be polite! We are poor, but the guests are coming, even if we smash the pot and sell iron, we have to serve the guests, haha...... Little ones, serve the food hard...... Haha......' Zhou Laosan shouted excitedly on the side. Ya probably didn't feel like it was fun just shouting, so she simply hugged a clay pot by herself, lit the lead on the torch held by the minions and threw it down, and when she was done, she gestured in her hand and exaggerated in her mouth: 'Bang'.

All the minions saw that the masters had ordered to serve the following gentlemen well, and they also replied loudly: "Order! The frequency of throwing clay pots was further accelerated.

At this moment, these gentlemen in the ravine below have fallen into bad luck for eight generations, and the lit clay pots continue to fall like rain hitting banana leaves. The few who were lucky, due to the proximity, directly killed the air wave of the black powder explosion and the fragments of the clay pot, and if they died, they would die, and they would be counted as a hundred.

But this is more of those who have not been directly hit, what kind of 'miserable' is it! Nima, who is almost better than Xiaoqiang, coughs and vomits, vomits dizzy, faints and then chokes up, chokes up and coughs, coughs and vomits...... It's a big fate this time, and I don't die by luck, and I guess that this experience will become a lingering nightmare in my lifetime!

Let's go back and talk about these guys who work overtime and work hard halfway up the mountain. Due to the stimulation of the tragic situation in the ravine, everyone was like beating chicken blood, and the frequency of throwing clay pots not only did not slow down, but became faster and faster, so things were too much, and joy became sad.

A gust of mountain wind blew, and the smell below also blew up with the mountain wind, so 'cough...... Ahem...... Cough...... Ahem...... Hey, this Wu ...... Wu Junshi...... Cough...... Ahem...... Get ...... What...... What the hell...... Play...... What the hell...... Cough...... Ah......h......h Ahem...... This is...... I don't distinguish between friend and foe...... Ahem......'

The above bits have finally realized the power of Wu Daprawn's pit daddy killer designed by this pit daddy thing. But fortunately, Wu Da Prawn learned the lesson of the last time and equipped them with a simple version of the gas mask. At this time, the minion in charge of the matter finally remembered, and said with black lines on his head while coughing, "No...... Ahem...... Excuse me...... Cough...... Ha, ahem...... Wu Junshi...... Ahem...... Early...... Expect...... Ahem...... With this catastrophe, ...... ahead of time Ahem...... You ready...... cough cough cough ...... Antivirus...... Cough...... Gas masks are up! ’

As she spoke, she brought a water bladder, took out a dozen homemade masks from a bag, and then drenched two of the masks with water in the water bladder, and handed them to Dong Boss and Zhou Laosan for them to bring. After the two of them experienced, they immediately asked other minions to quickly get masks and then wet them with water, and after a lot of work, they all put on wet masks, and the situation improved slightly. In this way, the situation here can be regarded as basically the overall situation has been decided, let's press the table first.

There are two flowers, one on each branch. Let's go back and talk about the two waves of people who passed by here in advance, that is, the Wu prawn brothers who were responsible for luring the enemy and the three masters who pursued them.

It is said that Chen, Huang, and Wu galloped all the way in front, and with the tails of the three masters who were separated by a distance of one or two hundred meters behind, they quickly passed through the ambush circle between two mountains and one ditch, and ran into a large wilderness.

When this chase and escape was happy, a long cry of 'swoop' came from the ravine where they ran not long ago, everyone looked back, and saw a fire rising in the air above the ravine, and their hearts were suddenly settled, knowing that this was the signal of the cloud-piercing arrow, indicating that the main force of the pursuers had fallen into the ambush circle, and suddenly their morale was greatly boosted, and they no longer ran.

It can only be said that their brothers are thinking too much, and the people behind are not stupid, and when they heard a loud noise from behind, they also looked back, and they just happened to see the scene of the cloud-piercing arrow rising.

Robert also said in the broken European version of Cantonese: 'Wild (one) chicken (only) wears Wen (cloud) cheap (arrow), ki

g (thousand) gu

(Army) barbarian (10,000) Malay ramming (phase) gi

(See)! ’

directly listened to the other two people in a daze, Nima, what kind of nerves is this guy talking about, what kind of bird language is he talking? Robert saw the puzzled looks of the two, and hurriedly explained to the two of them in Yin (Zarchai, like Ah Sange, grew up in the Yin Burmese colony, so he understands Yin language).

After listening to Robert's explanation, the two fully understood that the main 'army' behind them was estimated to be ambushed. Now even if the three masters of them are alone, even if the silver is good, they have to have their lives to spend it!

The servants glanced at each other, and they all understood each other's thoughts in an instant, and without saying a word, they turned back on the spot, and ran away, and immediately changed from a chasing soldier to a deserter in seconds. Nima, this conversion speed is almost catching up with Wu Da Prawn's fame, and the face turning is faster than turning the book!

Besides, this Wu prawn brother is hiding behind a big stone, waiting for someone to automatically send it to the door to be named by Huang Lao Er. Who knew that people changed from chasing soldiers to deserters in seconds, and this conversion speed made the brothers' glasses shatter all over the ground (if there are glasses), Nima, I didn't say it, chase it!

Find out what's next, and listen to the next breakdown!