How did the shallow snake teeth become hostas?

I feel light, I just woke up and felt very good, and I was very hungry!

I bowed to the snakes, and then I went back to the house and started cooking, eating while cooking, and the fruit was not washed, and I picked it up and began to gnaw, as if I had been hungry for a long time, and I couldn't stop at all.

One bowl, two bowls...... Eight bowls of belly, I just had a full burp, as soon as the morning dawned, I was full of energy, I wanted to carry the water tank with a burden, but I didn't expect to be able to carry a water tank of nearly five kilograms with one hand just by hand, Nianbai wanted to follow me, but because it was daytime, I locked her in the house.

Start an emergency meeting, to be honest I'm not good at lying, and when I lie, I get nervous, stutter a little, and blush.

The moment I stepped on the podium, my hand holding the microphone was trembling, and my eyes were erratic.

"Ahem, cough, everyone, be quiet, be quiet."

"Huh? On the seventh day of the first month, what are you carrying! Why is it so fragrant. ”

Before the words fell, Xiao Ni, who was the same age as me, stepped forward curiously, took a water scoop and slapped it, and without saying a word, she drank it with a grunt.

I pulled my mouth in disgust, my head twisted to the side, and I was already sweating profusely and at a loss for what to do.

I only heard Xiao Ni smack her mouth, and kept saying that it was delicious, like drinking a drink in the city, and asked me what it was.

At this time, I mustered up the courage, moistened my throat, and said with confidence, "This is holy water, in order to thank everyone for taking care of me in my sick days, I took out our Xu family's home remedies, grandpa said when I was a child, thousands of years ago, our Xu family opened a medical center, passed down from ancestors, you can use it with confidence." ”

Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma I'm sorry! I'm going to talk nonsense, there were rumors when I was a child, I am a descendant of the White Snake, and Xu Xian is my great-great-great-grandfather, I finished it in one breath.

Originally, I thought that everyone would laugh at me, but everyone had never read a book, and they didn't know much, and the young people didn't believe it, but they saw Xiaoni drink with relish, so the crowd immediately dispersed.

Ay...... Sure enough, I was still not good at lying, and when I was about to walk with the water tank, I saw a group of people running towards me with bowls in their hands.

The queue was long, looking at me with blank eyes, asking if you could give more.

There's no way, the fox emperor sometimes has kidney deficiency and less urine, so much urine I saved for several days.

Half-convinced, one person can't get half a scoop, everyone drinks it, and those who come late directly don't have it.

People who don't have it began to complain to me, how to talk is not a word, and they also say that I am stingy, since it is to treat everyone, how can I give this.

I can't say what I suffered, I was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and let people criticize me for an afternoon, "I'm sorry, folks, I didn't expect everyone to like to drink, so I made less, this medicinal material is scarce and difficult to do, but you wait a minute, I Xu Chuqi is a talker!" ”

"Cheng, that's what you said, but ah, what's going on lately? There was a knock on the door in the middle of the night, but no one opened the door. ”

"So is my family! It's better to catch the real culprit as soon as possible, so as not to panic. ”

Because my mobile phone was broken by Li Fugui, the only old-fashioned landline in the village, I called the police to inquire about the situation, and what they told me was that people had figured out who did it, and that the matter was not a big problem was trouble, and there was a lack of evidence.

Toot toot

On the one hand, there are anxious villagers, and on the other hand, there are death threats, I believe what they said, because Tai Sui can prolong life, but people will eventually die, and all organs in the body will be damaged.

Someone knocked on the door, I guess if it wasn't a thief to find out, was there anyone at home, or Li Fugui, looking for a stand-in, I drank fox urine, obviously I can't be a stand-in, but others are not.

There are a total of 720 people in Xiatang Village, and the urine I collected today is less than 100 people.

Li Fugui's financier is rich and powerful, and many things can be solved with money and relationships.

Less than 10 minutes after I hung up the landline, the police called again, and I heard a voice from there, and I didn't stand still and sat down.

"Xu Chuqi, I haven't seen you for a long time, hahaha, many times I open my eyes and close my eyes, it is not bad for everyone, I have already helped you repay the loan of 300 million, the village chief is too small, it should be the county magistrate and the governor, so that he can have a bright future."

"Thank you for your concern, what county magistrate are you talking about, I also have to be an official, right? I think it's better for you to take care of yourself for that time. ”

Toot toot

I took the initiative to hang up the phone, it seems that the police have been inconclusive, someone has suppressed this matter, and it seems that it is not easy to openly provoke and let go of the words at the police station.

What the Fox Emperor said is right, it's not that Qingqian and they don't move, but Li Fugui is very likely to make an invisibility cloak and observe everything about us somewhere.

I can't wait any longer, I have to catch the Fox Emperor and let that old guy contribute more.

As soon as I came back from the village committee, I lay down at my desk again to check the precious books left to me by Uncle Ge San.

Foxes belong to the class Mammalian and are carnivorous canids.

It belongs to the commonly known fox, also known as the red fox, the red fox and the grass fox.

Their flexible ears can accurately locate sounds, their sense of smell is sensitive, their slender legs can run quickly, and the maximum speed can reach about 50 kilometers per hour, so they mainly feed on small animals such as fish, mussels, shrimp, crabs, rodents, birds, insects, and sometimes some plants.

So, I used my village connections to get me fish, mussels, crabs, etc., and I got everything I could think of anyway. There are so many varieties, there is always a fox emperor, I like it.

I remember that the fox emperor urinated every day, regardless of the time, sometimes I saw a water bottle full of water at the door before dawn, and sometimes it was very late, I just turned off the light and went to sleep, he booed very loudly, and he couldn't sleep noisily.

I let Nianbai guard these things, let's take the bait with the big fish in two rounds, just when the sun goes down, I live in the middle of the mountain, the black is fast, in order to catch the fox emperor, I deliberately did not turn on the lights, causing people to not be there.

There was a sound of a fight outside the door.

"Little thing, why are you the same as your father, so pestering, and like to pluck hair, I'm a red fox, and my hair is very expensive!"

Caught! Hahaha.

I squeaked, opened the door, and saw Nian Bai wrapping the Fox Emperor like a meat dumpling, and the Fox Emperor snorted and warned me when he saw me.

"Fox Emperor, from today onwards, I will serve you with big fish and meat, can you urinate a little more? Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter. ”

"Yo, Lady Hades begging me?"

The fox emperor shook the nine-tails, stuck out his tongue, and seemed to be laughing, and the arc of the moon bent out of the fox's eyes, looking at the hosta on my head.