Chapter 51: The finale of the copycat repertoire
In a mountain village in the hinterland of southwest China, in the main hall of the squire Luo Yong's house, he was staggering at this time, pushing cups and changing lamps.
'Come, come, three righteous men, the little old man will do it first as a respect, and give three a cup. 'The squire Luo Yongluo, the old man, was holding up the wine glass and toasting to Brother Chen Zhen with a look on his face.
This brother took the initiative to toast when he saw that he was so old, and he was embarrassed to sit. Without waiting for Luo Yong to finish speaking, he hurriedly got up and raised his glass with both hands to show his respect.
Immediately afterwards, as soon as the others finished speaking, they took the initiative to lower the rim of the cup and walked with Master Luo. This walks the rivers and lakes, 'the cup is big, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.' You can't say you don't know the rules at the wine table.
They just had a drink, and then the three Luo Ren brothers, who were serving as wine companions on the side, came over and walked with their brothers, and it seems that these old brothers are going to start the wheel war mode!
It's just that it's not a matter of just letting others toast, so the brother took the initiative to toast people back, and in this way, the wine has been three rounds and five flavors, and both the guests and the host have a bit of alcohol, and this Wu prawn began to dance and play nonsense again.
After they entered the canyon and river, in addition to omitting the process of fighting with the three masters, how to cross the S bend river, and how to cross the stepped waterfall to add oil and vinegar to paint the sound and color, the whole process is about twists and turns, tossing and turning, during which the climax is repeated, and the burden is continuous, including Chen and Huang, who have experienced the whole incident, are dizzy and fascinated, and they suspect that what Yawu prawns said is the truth, and their memory must be wrong.
The expressions of several old men are even brighter, following the changes in the plot told by Wu Da Prawn, the whole process is like watching a 3D movie, when Wu Da Prawn talks about the thrilling place, several old men seem to be immersive, holding the Taishi chair handle with both hands, cold sweat is breaking out on their faces, and their hair stands up (exaggerated, pay tribute to the star master "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance") as if they were afraid of falling into the water.
Nima, this is also a person who doesn't have heart disease or something, or Wu prawns will have to play big hair again!
Until Ya finished the whole process, the scene was silent, until a full 1 minute later, 'pop, pop, pop, ......pop, pop, pop' first a few sporadic applause, and then a round of applause, full of applause! Well, the whole main hall of the Luo family has been played with prawns into a pear orchard.
There was no such thing as 'American Comic Super Hero' in those years, otherwise these Wu prawns would not have been regarded by a few old men as a realistic version of Captain Huaxia, a man who carries the blame, and a man who picks up the plate!
This meal made Wu Da Prawn talk such nonsense, and made several old men directly become fans of their brothers, don't underestimate the enthusiasm of the elderly star chasers, that is, the old man chats about juvenile madness! I almost took a group photo with my brother signing a name, hehe!
In this way, it is natural that the guests and hosts are happy, and when the banquet is withdrawn and the tea is served, Luo Yong's little grandson also came back from school and from the private school.
Nima, the people are small after fighting, and the old ones are coming. This hero is fooling the old, and he has to continue to fool the small, and it's not easy! Gotcha! Let's move on to the second half! Well, when he Wu prawns come here, everyone is about to catch up with the World Cup, and there is no one!
Next, Wu Da Prawn is a nonsense again, and he fools the teenage kids, don't want to, and when she depicts her glorious image of herself incomparably tall, it is already the beginning of the lanterns.
Through this half-day boasting of Kan Dashan, Wu Da Prawn and his brothers also figured out that the small mountain village where they are now is called Luojia Village, which is a natural village where the Luo family clan gathers and lives, and it is separated by mountains by land from this Longmen Town, which is more than 100 miles away.
And this Luo Yongluo is the patriarch, there are two sons in business abroad, on the little grandson Cheng Huan's knees, the arrival of their righteous people, naturally made him the old man left behind happy, this is finally someone to chat with him, the atmosphere at home is also lively, now it is late, naturally it is impossible to rush back to Longmen Town now, so they left their brothers to have dinner here, and then rested overnight, until the next morning to reluctantly send their brothers to the intersection of Longmen Town.
When they were separated, Wu Da Prawn and his brother were ready to leave a few pieces of ocean for people as food and accommodation money, but the old man was tall and short, saying that he wanted him to collect money to look down on him, and the three of them had no choice but to thank the old man for his kindness and embarked on the road to Longmen Town.
There were no words all the way, and the three of them arrived at Longmen Town and the fork in the road to Jigong Mountain cottage early the next morning, Chen Zhen and Wu Youdao felt that they should go to the cottage with Huang Lao Er to see how the ambush battle went, so they walked on the path to the cottage with Huang Lao Er.
At about noon, the three of them finally came to the foot of the Jigongling cottage mountain, and the little minions on the wooden watchtower saw the three of them from afar, and hurriedly ran to open the gate of the village, and at the same time asked their companions to notify the big boss and the third master.
The three of them entered the gate and climbed up the mountain along the winding mountain road, but only half of them had gone, and Dong Boss and Zhou Laosan had already descended from the direction of the martial arts arena to personally welcome the triumphant return of the three of them.
'Brother Chen, Brother Wu, Second Brother (Second Brother), are you okay? I haven't heard from you for the past two days, and I really killed the two brothers who stayed behind in a certain family! The two of them asked aloud from a distance, and their concern was palpable.
'The eldest brother, the third brother, a certain family and the two brothers Chen and Wu, don't they all have to come back? Now you can rest assured, right? Huang Lao Er also replied loudly from afar.
After the people on both sides met quickly, they walked together in the direction of the martial arts arena. Both sides couldn't wait to arrive at the Justice Hall, and they chatted about the specific process of their respective actions on the winding mountain road.
Chen Zhen and their side naturally let Huang Lao Er tell the specific how to lure the enemy into pursuit, and bring the Fang Mansion and the martial artist of the courtyard into the ambush circle. After that, due to the sound of the cloud-piercing arrow, the three masters understood that they were being overshadowed by the scheme, and began to change from chasing soldiers to deserters in seconds, how to run away, how their brothers pursued, how to have wild bee 'saturation air strikes' on the way, how everyone was forced to be helpless, how to run from the waterway in a chaotic mess, how to enter the canyon and river unintentionally, etc...... It was not until they escaped that they repaired in Luojia Village for a day, and they were able to return to the cottage today.
After listening to Huang Laoer's narration, the two brothers Dong learned the whole process of the whole incident. As a result, the gaze that looked at Chen Zhen and Wu Youdao contained a bit of gratitude.
This time I really have to thank the two brothers, if it weren't for the two of them who never gave up, willing to take the risk to accompany the second child to take a boat to the small waterfall, but chose to climb and return, a certain family of three brothers may not be able to see each other again. Don't thank you for your kindness, in the future, the two brothers will have a certain brother, just squeak, and a certain brother will definitely die! Dong Laosan said this, Zhou Laosan and Huang Laoer also hurriedly clasped their fists and nodded in agreement.
When the big boss said so, he saw the outside, and our brothers were like-minded and temperamental. Since we are born and die together, we must share weal and woe together, which is not only love, but also the duty of being a human being. Chen Zhen also hurriedly replied with a fist, and Wu Da Prawn also gave a thumbs up on the side and posed with a thumbs up.
A few people chatted and walked, and at this time, they had already passed through the martial arts arena and came to the Juyi Hall, and their own minions went to arrange wine and food for the triumphant return of several of them. Before the wine and food were served, there were naturally minions serving refreshments to everyone.
After a few people sat down, Boss Dong talked about the whole process of their ambush battle, this process was naturally smooth sailing, there were no moths, and when the big dish of 'the old ace next door ultimate version of ten thousand enemies' was almost over, the people of Fangfu in the ravine also completely stopped cooking, and the rest of the matter was naturally to go down to the ravine and take them down one by one like catching turtles in an urn.
Of course, after taking down these people, it is impossible to kill them all, and Dong Boss and the others are not murderers, that is, they will be sent back to the cottage to guard them first. In this way, the Fang Mansion removed all the defenses, just like washing it in vain, waiting for Brother Dong to make a move.
In order to avoid long nights and dreams, and what moths come out, Dong Laosan and Zhou Laosan led people to raid the Fang Mansion overnight, the process was a relaxed and pleasant comparison, Fang Mansion and other people, including Fang Youcai and Davis, as well as Fang Youcai's wife, concubines, children and main evil slaves were all taken down, and they were taken back to the cottage before dawn the next day, and they were also imprisoned.
Of course, Fangfu was also raided, copied out of 100,000 taels of gold, more than 1 million taels of silver, 100,000 taels of silver tickets, and other calligraphy and painting antiques are countless, and the land deed of thousands of acres of houses and shops are also all over the small and small towns within a radius of hundreds of miles.
After finishing this paragraph, the wine and food also came up, and then the big bowl of drinking wine was staged in the traditional reserved program of the 'intangible cultural heritage' cottage, eating meat in large pieces, and after the wine and five flavors of the dishes after three rounds, this time it is really going to stage the finale - 'big scales divide gold and silver'.
'Brother Chen, Brother Wu according to the original agreement, our brothers settle accounts, these floating wealth, that is, yellow and white things, are worth more than two million taels of silver, antiques, calligraphy, paintings, jewelry, etc. are not easy to estimate, and they have to go through the channel to dispose of the specific value, these are what you should get, the two of you look at this yellow and white thing is a silver ticket or a physical object? Do antiques, calligraphy, paintings, jewelry, etc. be in kind or wait for them to be disposed of and then exchanged for silver tickets for the two of them? Boss Dong took advantage of the fact that everyone was present and took this opportunity to ask.
Hearing this, Chen Zhen and Wu Youdao, including Huang Laoer, were stunned.
It took two minutes for the three of them to come back to their senses.
'Uh...... Brothers, I'll go to the toilet first. After saying hello to everyone calmly, Wu Da Prawn naturally walked in the direction of the toilet, but when he walked the aisle, he almost lost his foot.
A minute later, Wu Da Prawn came to the toilet and looked around, but there was no one.
The girl put her hands in her mouth and said, 'Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... More than two million taels, it's developed, it's developed, it's developed, hey, hey, hey...... 'A burst of silver laughter kept spreading from the toilet to all directions......
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