"I'm hanging, but you certainly don't know, so I decided to keep a journal."

"I discovered a secret, awesome men like to write their own stories in their diaries."

"Especially some deeds that are inconvenient to say in person, and writing them in a diary is very suitable for pretending."

"Ah, I'm really too young, it turns out that it's a difficult thing to keep a diary every day."

"Besides, who keeps a diary for a serious person?"

"I've changed my mind and I'll write a weekly diary in the future."

——"Weekly Diary Homepage"

"It's inconvenient to talk about what I've been through lately."

"In fact, even if I say it, no one will believe it."

"I can only write it in a diary, no, in a weekly diary for future generations."

"If anyone picks up this weekly notebook, please believe that everything I have recorded is completely true."

"First of all, I want to break a big news: my Shu language level has reached level eight!"

"You must think I'm joking, since the destruction of the planet, there haven't been many Shu level 8 experts in the world."

"Speaking of conscience, even I don't believe that I actually have such a terrifying level of Shu language."

- "The Week, Page 2"

"The literature and art in my heart made me decide to tell my story in a flashback."

"In June 2126, I used my mobile phone to understand a set of e-books "Deep Study of Shu Language Level 8".

"Many experts have studied the academic work published more than 100 years ago, but they basically can't understand it, because of the great destruction war a hundred years ago, human civilization was devastated, and the loss rate of dialects and native languages exceeded 80%."

"Since the creation of the Human Alliance in 2030, the whole world has spoken the lingua franca, and there are not many people who speak in tongues. Over time, many dialects of this world have become historical terms. ”

"Then the question is, even many archaeologists and authoritative scholars have not understood the "Eighth Level In-depth Study of Shu Language", I actually studied it thoroughly, is this appropriate?"

"You must be thinking, I'm probably a scholar, and I'm a genius in the Academy of Ancient Languages."

"You have to be honest when writing a weekly diary, and my real education is ...... Graduated from primary school. ”

- "The Week, Page 3"

"Starting in 2048, the alliance does not have enough resources to support those who eat idle food, and the original nine-year compulsory education will be shortened to six years of basic education."

"The so-called basic education uses genes to judge the merits. If the evolutionary genetic index is not up to standard, many children go out to work after graduating from primary school, and child laborers as young as twelve or thirteen years old are everywhere. ”

"After the Great Destruction, humans evolved, animals evolved, and plants evolved."

"If you want to be admitted to junior high school, you have to evolve."

"In this era, no matter what kind of school, the proportion of cultural courses is only half, and the other half has to look at evolution courses."

"I think I had good grades in cultural classes back then, and I kept the top three all year round."

"I didn't get into junior high school for one reason – I failed the evolution class."

"The passing line for the junior high school is 5 points ≥ the physique gene, 5 points ≥ the strength gene, and 5 points ≥ agility gene."

"These three genes that can be detected by instruments determine the fate of all people."

"In my primary school graduation exam, the test results were: 4 points in the physique gene, 4 points in the strength gene, and 5 points in the agility gene."

- "The Week, Page 4"

"It's a pity to say it, just 1 point of physique, 1 point of strength, I lost the opportunity to go to school."

"Is it because I'm not trying hard enough? Or is it less talented than others? ”

"The answer has nothing to do with whether I work hard or not, and it has nothing to do with talent, it depends on what I ate every day when I was in elementary school."

"In this era, children want to evolve, and there is one of the most practical and people-friendly ways: eating meat!"

"As we all know, animals that evolve at a high speed produce mutations, and the flesh and blood of those mutated creatures have quite high nutritional value and can accelerate human evolution."

"As the saying goes, you get what you pay for, and the more advanced the mutant biological ingredients, the higher the price. Even relatively ordinary mutated ingredients can widen the gap between the rich and the poor between people. ”

"For example, the more common mutant beef on the market, 500 yuan a catty, one catty for children to eat every day, and 15,000 yuan for food a month, can bankrupt a working family."

"There is a joke on the Internet: how far a child can evolve depends on how rich his parents are."

"This paragraph is too real, something too real, it always makes people want to hide their faces and cry."

"For example, my elementary school classmate Qian Xiaopang, he has been eating wild beef since kindergarten, and he still has a very high medium-rare steak. After he was in the fourth grade of primary school, he didn't care to eat wild beef, and he ate high-end food of thousands of yuan per catty. ”

"Please allow me to show the cultural foundation of six years of basic education, and use 'because, so' to make a sentence."

"Because Qian Xiaopang ate so much, he scored first in the class in the evolution class after graduating from primary school."

- "The Week, Page 5"

"In my case, I don't have to expect my parents to give me a whole hard dish."

"What is my situation? Let's put it this way, since I was weaned, I have lived in a welfare home. ”

"Every week, I can eat one egg and one meat."

"That egg and that meal of meat are the hard and fast rules of the relevant departments, and the orphans must be served meat once a week."

"As for the other six days, it will be either white porridge + steamed buns, or noodles, pickles, and vegetable soup with no oil and water."

- "The Week, Page 6"

"According to the regulations, when I received six years of basic education, the welfare home was no longer obliged to take care of me, and I had to go out to earn a living on my own."

"The day I graduated from elementary school was also the day I was swept away from the welfare home."

"I was twelve years old and started flying solo."

"I've done a lot of work, both clean and unclean."

"There are several things that are clean, such as washing dishes and serving dishes in restaurants, working as a waiter at KTV, handing out flyers on the street, and doing odd jobs in factories; As for the unclean, it is inconvenient to talk about it in detail, and the few who can pass it through in one go have helped people collect accounts, helped people watch the field, and pimped. ”

"After three years of searching, when I was fifteen, I found the job that suited me best: sparring."

"The sparring partners of this era mainly accompany those evolutionaries to learn and hone their fighting skills."

"There is a saying in the rivers and lakes that a good sparring partner is invincible first."

"First of all, you have to make sure that you don't get blown up before you can stimulate the potential of your opponent. This means that the level of sparring must be higher than that of the customer, so that it can be fed to the customer. ”

"Seeing this, you must think that I am bragging again, and the sparring partners on the market must at least evolve to the high school level. With a primary school graduate like me, how can I be a sparring partner? ”

"You think, think about it, if I'm not awesome, where did I have the courage to write a weekly diary?"

"If I don't write a weekly diary, how would you know - I'm actually pretty good!"

- "The Week, Page 7"

"Heaven has taken something from me and compensated me with something."

"I have an innate ability to learn new things super quickly."

"This ability to learn is not limited to the cultural field."

"I can quickly comprehend things that are related to technical movements."

"For example, playing basketball with a crotch dribble, Qian Xiaopang didn't learn it after three years of practice, but I only learned it in three physical education classes. And in the third physical education class, a coquettish crotch changed direction and shook Qian Xiaopang to the ground. ”

"In addition, I have practiced a set of basic physical techniques that are improved from ancient martial arts and suitable for modern primary school students to practice - "Evolved Taijiquan".

"Touching my conscience, this set of physical techniques is very suitable for people like me who are thin and weak, not strong enough, and not fast enough."

"Throughout my primary school years, my tai chi was at the elementary level, and its main role was to strengthen the body, and there was no offensive power. At that time, I thought that Tai Chi was a set of health boxing methods, which was not suitable for fighting. ”

"As it turns out, I'm still too young."

"When I was fourteen, I had an idea."

"In a street brawl, I was chased and intercepted by more than a dozen big men with machetes, and a small universe broke out at a critical moment."

"I comprehended the essence of the "Evolved Version of Taijiquan", and on that day, I learned to use my strength to fight with strength, learned to fight cattle across the mountains, and learned to dial thousands of catties in four or two."

"Since then, people have only one sentence to evaluate me: This kid is too fierce, who can cure him?"