Renjia Town, Nine Uncles Yizhuang.

Turn the time back to five minutes ago.

At this time, it was nearly two o'clock, and a full moon was rising from the eastern sky, looking through the gaps in the branches and leaves of the trees, as if hanging from the treetops.

Suddenly, a puffy cloud came, obscuring the full moon, and the light dimmed instantly.

'Uncles and sisters, come back for dinner!' ’

Wen Cai still opened the door of the hall where the corpse was parked as usual, holding a lit incense stick, and shouted loudly outside the door.

What is this guy doing?

It turns out that according to the old man, there are often lonely souls and wild ghosts in this world who cannot enter the netherworld after death for various reasons, and stay in the world.

These lonely souls and wild ghosts, due to their incomplete souls, most of them are muddy, and most of them have been worse than Xiaoqiang because they have been unsacrificed for a long time.

Since ghosts feed on smells, Wen Cai is giving incense to these dead souls, which can be regarded as doing good deeds.

It can be seen from this that although this guy has a garbage comparison, he is not useless, at least this compassion is still stronger than many people!

Perhaps, this is the reason why Uncle Nine is willing to accept him as an apprentice.

After all, according to the laws of this world, if a person can collect 3,000 merits, it is not impossible for a salted fish to turn over.

After saying this, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly turned around and walked towards the side of the hall, where a curtain was hung.

'Wow-'

This is more than before coming to this curtain, and when a guy pulls it open, a row of corpses standing straight with yellow talismans on their faces are revealed.

'It's a guest, eat first.' ’

Wen Cai glanced at the corpses, thought for a while, and muttered to himself in a low voice.

As he spoke, he bowed twice to the corpses with the incense that was lit, and while inserting the incense into the censer in front of the corpses, he said, "Friends, you're welcome. ’

The whole process is naturally compared, just like inviting friends to dinner.

With his operation, the corpses standing against the wall with yellow talismans began to shake, and even the oil lamps in front of those corpses began to flicker constantly, as if they would be extinguished at any time.

Wen Cai hurriedly dialed the wick twice, and said nervously: "You can't extinguish it, you have to extinguish it, when the time comes, these guys will walk around, and they won't be able to catch it!" ’

With his move, the flame of the oil lamp returned to normal, and the 'old men' who kept shaking also settled down again.

Yes, this oil lamp is used to make these 'dudes' steady and not wave!

After serving these 'old men', Wen Cai lit the incense again, walked to the hall, in front of a coffin parked, and while inserting the incense into the incense burner in front of the coffin, he chanted: 'Eat, eat......'

When this girl was in order, to these 'old brothers' lying in the coffin, and was infinitely engaged in cooking, she suddenly found that the incense burner in front of the coffin was missing.

This is more than stunned for a moment, thinking for a while, and guessing that he accidentally kicked which horn he wanted.

As a god who didn't help the drop of the oil bottle when it was poured, he didn't bother to look for it anymore, so he directly inserted the incense into the crack of the coffin, and began to give the rest of the 'dudes' who hadn't just eaten yet, and started to eat.

'Boom! ’

Just as he was busy with his work, there was a sudden 'click' from near the coffin where the incense burner was missing.

This is more than following the prestige, and finding that the incense inserted in the crack of the coffin is actually gone.

This is more than a master who is afraid of wasting brain cells, and after seeing this situation, he didn't bother to think about it, and said that he was lying here, and he was so hungry that he swallowed the whole incense stick.

In that case, it would be nice to give him more food.

This is better than doing it when I think of it, and I lit a pillar of incense and stuffed it into the crack of the coffin.

As soon as he inserted the incense into the crack of the coffin, the incense actually 'whoosh' a guy ejected from it.

Seeing this, this girl was confused.

This Nima Shenma situation?

Is it because the food is not good? Or are you holding on to it?

Thinking of this, this is better than deciding to open the coffin, communicate with the person lying inside, and say in your heart, what are you dissatisfied with my service, you can point it out, why make such a big fire?

This is more than thinking about it, and pushing the lid of the coffin open.

'Click! ’

At the moment when Benbi pushed the coffin lid open, a skull suddenly appeared inside, and at Benbi's hand, he 'clicked' a guy and mouthed!

'Ahh ’

This is so frightened that he let out a scream at the same time, and hurriedly pulled his hand back desperately.

Unexpectedly, this was more than enough force before he withdrew his hand.

Just when Bi Zheng was surprised that he was lying in the coffin and let him go so easily, the skull suddenly shrank into the coffin, and the coffin lid was closed again with a 'bang'.

I don't know if it's good to say that this article is dutiful, or stupid?

This situation is obvious, either the corpse of the 'brother' lying inside has changed, or someone is tricking him, and other than that, there is no third possibility.

In other words, no matter which of these two is it, it's not that he, a rookie, can settle it.

What do you say for Shenma?

If it's a corpse, let's not explain it, this Nima can be done by a weak chicken like Wencai?

If you don't move the rescuers in a hurry, this is equivalent to playing a lantern in the toilet.

Therefore, let's focus on analyzing the situation where someone tricks him. If this is the case, there are two more possibilities:

One. Those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come.

If this is the case, Ben Po Street thinks that there is no need to explain, because the result is the same, or even worse!

Why, you ask?

Jie Ji ...... He is short and poor in literature, why are people tricking him? Looting a fortune or stealing a sex?

It's nothing more than using him to threaten Uncle Nine! In this way, isn't Uncle Nine passive? The ninth uncle is passive, isn't this situation even worse?

Two. Trick him for the sake of tricking him.

If this is possible, you can know with your ass who is tricking him, and there is only one answer, that is, his good friend of literary talent - Qiusheng.

Why, you ask?

Hey...... In other words, apart from Qiusheng, who would be so idle in this Nima?

If it's really Qiushengdi work, why don't you move to Uncle Nine and let this sleep on a glutinous rice bed for a few more days?

Isn't this much cooler than looking for this in person than taking revenge, and why can't you be reversed?

Of course, if a literary talent can really think about it in an instant, and he wants to understand these problems, then he is not a literary talent, but a silver talent, and he is ......

Less gossip, back to business.

In other words, because this Wencai is not a silver talent, these are actually very simple problems, so he has become a problem that he can't understand the whole life.

'Crunch! ’

With trepidation, he slowly pushed the lid of the coffin open a crack.

At this moment, suddenly a miserable white hand stretched out from the crack in the coffin and grabbed the hand tightly!

'Help! Help......

Yes, others are cowardly, but Wen Cai didn't even hold on to half a second, so he took out his housekeeping trick again - shouting for help.

Let's say that this is better than struggling while calling for help, and just when his cry for help reached 250 decibels, the hand stretched out in the coffin suddenly let him go.

Because the other party let go, he used too much force, and he didn't stand firmly, so he fell backwards directly.

'Bang! ’

This is also a super stylish fall, after a guy smashed on the coffin behind him, made a loud noise, and then took a 360-degree backflip, and finally successfully posed himself into a five-body drop shape, lying on the ground.

Not to mention, this is quite anti-dripping, just such a children's shoes look painful, this is more than stunned, it is estimated that Uncle Nine will practice the skin.

It was precisely because of this that he was lying on the ground, and he happened to see from under the coffin, and he ran out on two legs.

After comparing this, I saw that the coffin was empty, and I suspected that the 'dude' inside had run away. Just in case, this is the gossip mirror that was used to suppress the morgue again, block it in front of him, and then slowly look around.

It's just that he doesn't want to think about it, this zombie is a rabbit dripping expert, how can he walk and run?

Don't you understand that someone is tricking him?

It's just that this is different from the brain circuit, and it can't be measured by common sense at all, so I didn't think about it at all, and it was still as cute as ever, and it was as high as ever on the road of comics!

Because of the gossip mirror in front of him, this is more than the heart of the heart, morale is high, in the corpse hall for a long time, did not check the reason, and then turned his eyes to the group of people standing against the wall to drop 'dude'.

The heart said, could it be one of the 'brothers' who was standing, quietly making trouble, and now after the incident in the east window, he has run away to avoid the limelight.

Thinking of this, this is more than began to count again, and these standing 'dudes' are dripping in number.

'One, two, three......'

Just when he was counting back and forth, hating his father and mother for giving birth to a few fingers, the half-hidden door of the hall was pushed open by a pair of miserable white hands.

'Wow yes ......'

The owner of this hand cried wolf all the way, and pounced on Wen Cai!

'Ahh Help me! Help me! ’

As soon as Wen Cai heard this, he turned around, and just saw this scene, and was immediately so frightened that he resorted to life-saving - shouting for help.

That's right, this pretending to be a zombie to trick Wencai is this good friend Qiusheng.

The two of them chased and fought like this, causing a miasma in the hall, not only shattering the gossip mirror, but also inadvertently scraping off the yellow talisman on the forehead of the standing 'brothers'.

At this time, Qiusheng just forced Nawen Cai into a corner, and he didn't notice this unexpected situation for a while.

'Click...... Click......'

Let's say that the literary talent in this corner was scaring Qiusheng with makeup technology 9999 to death, Qiusheng's copycat version of the fangs suddenly fell off after a few clicks.

In this way, this Qiusheng naturally had no drama to sing, so he had to say to Wen Cai: 'Hey, it's me, don't scream.'" ’

Who knew that this article pointed behind him, and he shouted even more happily.

Qiusheng saw that this was more than this time's screaming index, which had broken through 9999 and approached the 10,000 mark, and he also felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly looked back, and just saw a group of 'old men' who had completely let go of themselves due to the fall of the yellow charm rushing towards the two of them.

The two of them were so frightened that they rushed out of the door, shouting 'help' all the way, and rushed towards the place where Uncle Nine and the others were.

Just when these 'old brothers' were about to catch up with these two goods, Uncle Nine and others happened to hear the noise, and after seeing this scene, this was the matter of Wu Da Prawn who complained about these two goods mentioned last time.

It was precisely because of seeing this scene that Wu Da Prawn recalled it in his busy schedule, and felt that this scene was quite familiar, and after thinking about it for a while, it suddenly dawned on him that this Nima is Mr. So-and-so The plot is about to begin.

Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.