Chapter 209: Bitter than Wencai
As soon as Ren Fafu left, the waiter brought coffee and milk together.
'Two cups of black and white, which one to drink first?' ’
Wen Cai was momentarily stunned when he faced the two cups in front of him.
This girl was afraid of losing face, so she didn't dare to move, so she hurriedly turned her eyes to Uncle Jiu, saying in her heart that dead Taoist friends are not dead and poor...... Belch...... No, it should be the pit master not the apprentice, or let the master go to Lei Xian in front.
Uncle Nine has lived with Wen Cai for many years, and Uncle Nine knows what he is going to do as soon as he pouts his buttocks.
Originally, with Uncle Jiu's character, even if it was a big deal, he was willing to carry it for Wencai. But there is also a premise, that is, you must not lose face.
As the saying goes, 'starving to death is a small matter, but losing face is a big thing!' ’
Coincidentally, today's thunder trip happened to be among the most likely to lose face, and it was impossible for Uncle Nine to go to this kind of thunder!
Therefore, while glaring at Wen Cai, he whispered, "Look at how others drink." ’
And Miss Ren happened to see this scene in her eyes, she was thinking about how to play tricks on Wen Cai's frustration to avenge Fang Cai's eating tofu, and after seeing this scene, she suddenly had a plan in her heart.
But after hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Wen Cai immediately knew that it was more reliable to expect the thousand-year-old iron tree to bloom than to count on Uncle Jiu to go to this kind of very likely smelling thunder.
Although the Xingye version of Sanzang Luo Jiaying's teacher once left the essence of the way of getting along with master and apprentice - 'I will come with the black pot and send you to death', but it is a pity that Uncle Jiu is not the master of Sanzang, and when he comes to him, this essence has become 'fill the pit and I will come, and you will go with the black pot'.
In this way, this Wencai was blind, so he had to look at Miss Ren on the side, and said in his heart How you drink, I will drink it, there will be nothing wrong with this, right?
After thinking of this method, this comparison couldn't help but applaud his own extreme cleverness and secretly hit the knot. As for Wu Da Prawn who secretly consulted on the side, Wen Cai never thought about it, can this brother and a Nanyang turtle understand the affairs of the West?
Just kidding!
But said that after this young lady saw Wen Cai turn her eyes to her, she didn't say a word, picked up the original coffee and took a big sip, and then took another sip of milk and a mouthful of sugar, and tasted it with relish.
Oh, that's how this foreign tea is drunk!
After seeing Miss Ren's miraculous operation, Uncle Nine and Wen Cai thought that they had figured out how to drink foreign tea, and the two of them were about to learn from it, when the old man Ren came back.
'Uncle Nine, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. This Ren Fa first told Uncle Jiu about the crime, and then kindly reminded: "By the way, this coffee should be drunk while it is hot, you're welcome!" ’
'Oh oh, okay. ’
Uncle Nine nodded with a smile.
Wen Cai is really welcome, this is more than immediately picking up the original bitter coffee and taking a big sip.
'Wow-'
Then I instantly felt that this Nima Yinsheng was full of bitterness, so I couldn't squirt it out in one gulp.
This is better than forcibly suppressing the bitterness, drinking another sip of milk, and then eating a spoonful of sugar, and finally relieved himself.
Of course, this kind of high-class enjoyment can be enjoyed by him alone?
This is compared to the two of them who pretended to be a small transparent drop Wu prawn in order to fool Uncle Jiu, and they were blessed and shared with him, but his face showed a look of coolness and an expression of lighting a cigarette drop.
After Uncle Nine saw this scene, he did not doubt him, and when he was about to take a big sip of the bitter coffee, the old Wu prawns were transparent on the side, and they began to be no longer transparent.
This girl first poured the milk into Uncle Nine's coffee, added a spoonful of sugar and stirred it slightly, and then handed it to Uncle Nine again.
'Master Ren. ’
After Wu Da Prawn helped Uncle Nine make coffee, Ren Fa, who had just sat down, said hello with a smile.
At the same time, this is better than helping Ren Fa make coffee while making a homely tone: "Master, his old man often teaches us that we must understand etiquette and abide by the rules, and you, the host, have been delayed due to something on the way, so I should naturally wait for you." ’
Only this time even eliminated the fight, Wu Da Prawn not only did not leave a trace, but also resolved the embarrassment that Uncle Nine might encounter in the future. At the same time, he also pasted a golden glitter on Uncle Jiu's face, so he almost didn't have the pair of titanium alloy eyes that were blind.
'Oops! Uncle Nine, I almost lost my eyes! Ren Fa slapped his thigh and praised Uncle Jiu: "Your apprentice has been silent, but it turns out that you are still a person who knows books and etiquette, and you have a good way of teaching disciples!" Amazing, amazing! ’
Uncle Nine tasted a sip of the coffee made by Wu prawns, and felt very good, and was praised by Ren Fa at this time, and suddenly felt that this newly accepted disciple had earned him enough face this time.
'Huh...... Where is it, Master Ren has won the award, the apprentice is stubborn, and he is still far inferior to Ling Qianjin! There is only one merit - respect for the old and the virtuous, doesn't this make Master Ren boast of flowers? ’
After Uncle Jiu was humble, he smiled at Wu Da Prawn and said, "There is a way, Master Ren is a kind word, you can't be proud!" ’
'Remember Master's teachings! ’
'Oh, just be casual, don't ...... like that'
'Yes pole is pole ......'
'Haha......'
‘……’
What followed was another commercial blow, and a thousand words are omitted here.
Ren Tingting, oh, that is, Miss Ren, her cultivation is still very good, she did not get angry with Wu Da Prawn because she was silent, and she resolved the embarrassing situation that Uncle Jiu might face.
On the contrary, because of Wu Da Prawn's calmness in the process of solving the problem, he became a little curious about this person who paddled almost the whole time.
Of course, when it comes to this, there are buddies who have questions.
Nima, this Ren Tingting is disgusted by Wencai, not by Uncle Jiu, Wu Da Prawn resolves the embarrassing situation that Uncle Jiu may face, this Ren Tingting is angry and lonely?
Buddies who have this question might as well think about it, who taught Wencai this than that? Could it be autumn birth?
This Nima Qiusheng said that he was more wronged than Dou E!
As the saying goes, 'the son does not teach the fault of the father, and the teacher is lazy if he does not teach strictly'!
Chinese culture has a long history, but how many people have not been imperceptibly influenced by it?
This Ren Tingting is deeply influenced by Western culture on the surface, but in fact, she is still a very traditional woman in her bones, otherwise how could she be obsessed with Wencai all the time? She should have laughed it off!
In the original plot, when Uncle Nine drank bitter coffee, she didn't have a friendly reminder, so, to sum up, she was still a little angry with Uncle Nine!
Less gossip, back to business.
'You're Uncle Nine's apprentice who hasn't been accepted for a long time, right?' I've never heard of Uncle Nine having such a disciple as you. ’
Just when the two old men were blowing each other's business level approaching a 12-level typhoon, according to the original plot, Ren Tingting, who should have gone to the Qiusheng store to buy rouge gouache drops at this time, did not leave immediately, but asked Wu Da Prawn curiously.
"Oh, I came back from Nanyang to learn art, and I have only been under the Ninth Uncle for a short time, so Miss Ren naturally has never heard of it. ’
'Nanyang? Ren Tingting continued to ask curiously: "It's so far away, I heard that there are many Chinese people in that place, by the way, how did you think of returning to China to apprentice?" ’
'Oh, my ancestors ......'
After hearing this question, Wu Da Prawn was talking nonsense, and copied and pasted his set of words to Ren Tingting.
"I'm sorry, Brother Wu, I didn't know that in this world, you are the only one left in your family. ’
Well, just for a while, this is more than mixing up with Brother Wu.
It's okay Miss Ren, I believe they must have arrived in a better world, you don't have to blame yourself. ’
"Oh, by the way, Brother Wu, just now you said that you returned to China to find a teacher and visit friends, so that you can learn from each other's strengths, so you must be good at kung fu, I don't know if you can teach me?" You know, girls, it's always right to learn some self-defense! ’
When Ren Tingting said this, she seemed to think of something again, and hurriedly said: "Oh, by the way, if it's inconvenient, then forget it, I can't make you embarrassed." ’
'What's inconvenient, as long as Miss Ren is not afraid of hardship, I am naturally willing to teach! ’
Then it's decided, and when the time comes, Brother Wu won't be too troublesome. ’
'No trouble, no trouble......
'Oh, is that still going to apprentice?' ’
"No, no, my three-legged cat kung fu, I don't dare to mislead people's children!" ’
‘……’
The two of them chatted without a word, and compared the literary talent on the side with a depressed look.
'Humph! Okay, you're a brother Dao, I didn't expect you to be such a guy with heavy color and light friends! With the company of beautiful women, I forgot about my brother Wencai. ’
"By the way, and this Ren Tingting, what kind of eyes do you have?" As far as Brother Dao is concerned, how can I be as talented as a young man, uninhibited, suave, and Yushu in the wind! ’
When Wen Cai was jealous and jealous for the first and five-quarters of an hour, this foreign tea party finally ended in a friendly atmosphere of river crabs.
Master Ren returned home directly, and Uncle Nine also returned directly to Yizhuang, and there is no need to mention the whereabouts of the two old men.
Ren Tingting said that she wanted to buy some rouge gouache, and after saying goodbye to Wu prawns, she also went straight out of the tea restaurant.
Wen Cai was very depressed, so he had to take Wu Da Prawn around to comfort his wounded heart.
Wu prawns didn't matter, after wandering around for a while, he felt bored, so he simply proposed to take this than to drink.
Wencai is actually waiting for Wu Da Prawn's words, this is more than his heart and said brother, this beauty, it's my brother, I'll let you drop, this meal of wine, it's indispensable!
Pawn transfer fee...... After you take her down, the wine can be considered to pay off the transfer fee.
I don't know if Wu Da Prawn has seen through Wen Cai's 'dark' psychology, anyway, the two of them quickly found a restaurant, and when they were about to enter, Wen Cai thought of his good friend Qiusheng again, and he was still working as a free child laborer in his aunt's shop (he was worth the price), since he wanted to drink, why didn't he bring Qiusheng with him?
This is better than after telling Wu Da Prawn about this idea, Wu Da Prawn felt that it was also such a reason, and the two of them did it when they thought of it, so they went all the way to the rouge gouache shop opened by Aunt Qiusheng.
Who knew that this would lead to a story.
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.