Chapter 234: What is True Cultivation?
'Yes! Are we going to kill them for the sake of the gods? ’
Wu Da Prawn glanced at Uncle Di Jiu on the side, took over the conversation, and asked with a smile at Di Awei, who was holding a soldering iron.
'Oops! You did a good thing yourself, and you actually asked me in turn! I don't think it's a big punishment to serve, you won't be able to recruit it! ’
As Ah Wei spoke, he shook the soldering iron with Chinese characters in front of Wu Da Prawn's eyes, and said with a smile: "Do you know that this is a god horse character? ’
'Hey, hey, don't mess around! ’
The ninth uncle on the side saw that Ah Wei was more than this, and there was a tendency to move to Wu prawns, so he was so anxious that he shouted on the side.
'Can't I mess around for the sake of God?' Uncle Jiu, don't worry, when I finish messing with you, it will be your turn soon, this is called rain and dew, and ......
After 'appeasing' Uncle Jiu, he shook the soldering iron with the word in front of Wu Da Prawn, patted the girl's chest, and said: "I used this 'bad' word to brand bad people like you!" ’
Speaking of which, this is more than an empty drop with his left hand, and he gestured with a voice: 'As soon as this Nima is branded, the skin on his chest will be wrinkled. ’
'Damn, this Nima just listens to it and it hurts! Wu prawn ash often cooperates with the drop neck to shrink, and the mouth is deflated.
'Boom...... Scared, right? ’
Ah Wei looked at Wu prawn's shape, it was full of a sense of accomplishment!
This is more than speaking, and the soldering iron on the Chinese characters are replaced by another imitation Song style drop, in Wu prawn's eyes for a moment, Amway said: "Now I use this 'rape' word, the strokes are few and clear, but, well, 桀桀...... The pain is still the same pain! ’
After finishing speaking, this is better than immediately ordered the subordinates on the side to pull Wu Da Prawn Di's clothes apart, and saw that he was about to put the word 'rape' on Wu Da Prawn Di's chest!
'Wait! ’
Wu Da Prawn screamed, and after temporarily stopping it, he quickly put on a 'captain don't shoot' drop pose, and said with a 'flattery' smile: 'Hehe...... Withered, you see, our master and apprentice are too poor in writing and too small in their brains, even if this Nima completes this confession, it is difficult to convince people who understand, and when the time comes, won't it ruin your reputation and say that you have a personal vendetta and a blame? ’
This Nima is also right! This master and apprentice are from the gods, and they obviously belong to the master who does not learn and has no skills, and it is full of loopholes for them to write confessions, and if someone with a heart catches the loopholes, won't I Wei Shao fall into some unnecessary trouble?
Although I don't know what the hell is that 'the brain hole is too small', but combined with the context before and after, I obviously understand that Wu Da Prawn wants to express the meaning of dropping. It was precisely because he understood what Wu Da Prawn meant, and because he was in the officialdom (the captain was also long), he didn't have any scruples, so he hesitated for a while.
Wu Da Prawn, as a senior fritter, knew that Ah Wei obviously recognized what he said, and hurriedly put on a dog-headed military strategist, and then flickered: "Withering, the so-called professional things are left to professional people to do, you see, it's better like this:
You first go to find a bull biplas drop-shaped master, make a seamless drop-drop confession, and let my master and apprentice draw a charge to confirm this matter.
Then I went to find a writer with a big brain and a good writing on the street, and interpreted this confession into a vernacular version of the book similar to "Evil Desire and Robbery", divided into 80 times, and told the story in a way that the people who eat melons like to see, and spread it all over the streets and alleys.
In this way, you will become a person like a god in my Huaxia after Di Renjie and Bao Wenzheng, and at that time, if this person wants to find your mistakes and do right with you, it will be extremely difficult! ’
, Di Renjie, Bao Wenzheng! This Nima is enough to be a god-dropping boss!
After listening to Wu Da Prawn's flickering, Ah Wei's face was flushed, his heart was beating faster, his eyes were foggy, and his breathing was short, obviously he had unconsciously brought himself into a daydream of the god boss.
'Wu Xianshe
…… Belch...... No, Dao Tsai, you want to help me like this for Shenma? ’
About one and four-thirds of a minute later, this was finally awake and asked Wu Da Prawn busily.
'Huh...... Withered, how can I help you! Wu Da Prawn said with a smile: "As the so-called people don't fight with officials, how can my master and apprentice be an ant-like character, how can they be wilting opponents?"
Rather than holding on to the skin and flesh, it is better to be a little single, and weigh your withered and less dripping mind, I believe that with your withered and dripping demeanor, in the period before this conviction, not only will not let my master and apprentice suffer again, on the contrary, I will try my best to meet the requirements of the two of us, and I will eat and drink well. ’
'Well, it's a discerning eye! Ah Wei asked Wu Da Prawn to use a high hat called 'demeanor', and instantly fluttered up the whole drop, and after a thumbs up, he continued: "As the so-called person who knows the times is Junjie, Dao Zai, you are very good, and you can see at a glance that Young Master Wei has connotation, and there is no lack of demeanor." ’
As he spoke, he turned his head to his subordinates and ordered: 'Since his master and apprentice are willing to cooperate, then there is no need to embarrass them, take them down to eat and drink and wait." ’
'Yes! ’
After this was ordered by several second-class subordinates beside him, Wu Da Prawn and Uncle Nine were freed from the shelf and escorted back to another relatively clean and tidy cell.
'Click! ’
'Uh...... Squad leader, my master and apprentice have been hungry for a long time, do you think you can serve us some food and drinks first? Oh, by the way, two fat chickens, two pots of wine, and the rest of you look at the arrangement, don't make it too extravagant, thank you, hehe......
Just when Ah Weidi's two subordinates closed the cell door and locked it, this Wu prawn was no longer polite to them, and simply turned on the mode of eating and drinking.
Although the two of them didn't understand that Wu Prawn was Mao and called them the squad leader, Ah Wei had explained that he wanted to eat and drink well to serve his master and apprentice, and the two of them also heard it personally, so this Wu Prawn had this request, and they didn't have much to say.
After the two of the two men looked at each other, one of them said, 'Wait,' and went with the other to fetch food and drinks for his master and apprentice.
"Youdao, amazing, I didn't expect you to have this hand, and in just a few words, we have improved the unfavorable situation we are in." ’
Taking advantage of the two goods to get the wine and vegetables, Uncle Nine hurriedly gave Wu Da Prawn a thumbs up.
'The master has won the award, and I dare not be ashamed to be it! This is more humble than the first sentence, and then explained: "Actually, this matter is nothing to put it bluntly, it is nothing more than avoiding the real and attacking the void in boxing, and using the principle of force to make use of it." ’
'Good! What a boxing principle to use! After listening to Wu Da Prawn's words, Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up, and he continued to praise: "My generation's cultivation is not only to practice hard exercises and Taoism, catch ghosts and take monsters, but more importantly, to dissolve the 'Tao' that I have realized into my life bit by bit, this is the real practice!" Youdao, you are very good, master, I am optimistic about you! ’
'Isn't it?' Master, you say this, I'm so stressed! ’
'There's pressure to be motivated!' ’
‘……’
While the master and apprentice were talking, a sound of footsteps came from a distance from far and near, both of them were smart people, and they could hear from afar that they should have come back from the two goods who had gone to fetch wine and food.
For this reason, after the master and apprentice looked at each other and smiled, they immediately kept silent.
Sure enough, after a dozen breaths, the two goods came over with food boxes and two jugs of wine, and without saying much, they went straight through the gap between the iron bars of the cell door, handed the wine and food inside, and then withdrew.
Wu Da Prawn and Uncle Nine stepped forward to open the food box and take a look, heh! Good guy, this food is quite good, as soon as it is opened, it is fragrant, and it instantly arouses people's appetite.
In addition, in addition to the two roast chickens, there is actually a large braised fish, with two plates of stir-fried dishes, which is not luxurious, but it is definitely enough for his master and apprentice to wrap their stomachs.
After watching the food, Wu Da Prawn picked up another wine jug, poured two glasses, and handed one of the cups to Uncle Jiu with both hands, he picked up another cup by himself, only sniffed it slightly, and then nodded and said to himself: "Well, it's quite atmospheric, it's actually Moutai." ’
After that, he raised his wine glass and smiled at Uncle Jiu: "Come to the master, apprentice, I will toast you." ’
Uncle Nine hurriedly picked up the wine glass and walked away with this.
In this way, the master and apprentice were actually in this cell, eating and drinking, if it weren't for the difference between the old and the young, it was estimated that they would all shout five and six drops, and 'five leaders, six six six' would have gotten up.
Just as the two of them were eating and drinking, Qiusheng was stronger and came in from the ridge of a dark dripping eaves.
For Mao to say that this is stronger than the spirit, baa?
It's not like the 'spring' is too much!
It is said that this Qiusheng held his eyelids and hit Hache, and used the shadow of the building to cover it all the way, and touched the outside of the dripping cell where Uncle Nine and Wu Da Prawn were located.
This is better than looking at the drops carried with me, two bowls of steamed dropping glutinous rice, the heart of the master and Brother Dao have been caught in for a long time, and it is estimated that they are already hungry now, and their chests are attached to their backs.
Thinking of this, he was secretly proud, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and at the same time, he tiptoed through the door outside the cell, pushed open a crack, and squeezed in sideways.
Who knew that after coming in, before he took two steps, he smelled the aroma of wine and meat.
This is more than being dripping with the aroma of this wine and meat, which instantly aroused the gluttony, and after swallowing saliva, he quietly scolded 'axe worship', and then continued to walk inside.
'Come, come, master, eat fish eat fish, this fish has to be eaten while it is hot. ’
"Yes, you can eat it too, leave me alone, come, this chicken leg is for you." ’
Hearing this, Qiusheng was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart Is this Nima wrong, is this the new Kaidi teahouse restaurant? It's not a prison in the yamen!
But this voice is obviously from the master and Brother Dao, the two of them were arrested by Ah Wei and designated to be locked up in this yamen dripping cell, could this swelling be a teahouse restaurant?
After thinking about it for a while, I really couldn't figure it out, so I simply didn't want to, so I followed the sound of talking and the aroma of wine and food, and went straight to the room where Uncle Nine and Wu Da Prawn were.
After a few breaths, Qiusheng came to the door of the dripping room where Uncle Nine and Wu Da Prawn were, and through the gap between the iron bars of the prison door, he happened to see that Uncle Nine and Wu Da Prawn were eating dripping with oil in their mouths!
Find out what's next, and listen to the next breakdown!