Chapter 261: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
'Whew-'
Let's say that Ah Wei is really the same as Brother Cai expected, this is more successful than using the bamboo tube for ventilation, and after successfully avoiding the old goods to arrest the bamboo tube, he handed the bamboo tube to Ren Tingting as soon as possible.
When this thing was in Ren Tingting's hands, Brother Cai was naturally embarrassed to rob it. After all, this Ren Tingting is also his brother's dream lover, isn't it?
No matter what, in the so-called demeanor ring, nothing can be withered compared to this.
Things have come to this point, no matter how nervous Ren Tingting is, she can see that these two people don't deal with each other. In order to take care of the overall situation, after she took a hasty breath, she took the initiative to hand the bamboo tube to the artifact Difa Meng Family-Wencai.
Brother Cai was holding his breath at this moment, and waited for Ren Tingting to intercept it when he handed the artifact back to the withering youth. Unexpectedly, this Ren Tingting also played a game that did not follow the routine, and handed this thing to him.
Seeing this scene, this is sweeter than eating honey in my heart. The heart said that this Tingting is still towards me, otherwise she wouldn't have taken the initiative to hand this thing back to me.
'Huh-'
Who knew that at this moment, when he was more than proud, he suddenly made a move, without the slightest drop of fireworks, and took the bamboo tube from Ren Tingting's hand.
Wen Cai's reaction was not slow, and after seeing that the withered young man took the bamboo tube, he immediately hid this object on the other side of his body and dripped it. This is more than hurriedly taking advantage of the last opportunity to drop the bamboo tube to the other side before it has completely been dropped, and grabbed the other end of the bamboo tube drop.
After Ah Wei saw that this product grabbed the other end of the bamboo tube drop, he knew that he was going to use it, and he refused to let go at the moment, so he relied on a brute force to fight with Wen Cai.
The two of them started to fight, and they immediately became anxious to drop Ren Tingting. From her point of view, it seems that no one in this gang is right, and they have the heart to dissuade these two, but they are especially difficult to speak.
If you want to stop it with her eyes, this Nima will be able to tell who is who at most in the case of a drop of light in this dim light, in this case, even if she makes her eyes, it is equivalent to throwing her eyes to the blind man, and he meows in vain!
'Click! ’
Who knows, just when she was in a hurry, this Nima house leak happened to rain overnight, and these two goods saw that they were in their hearts, and they didn't want to lose their momentum in the battle for the bamboo tube, and finally the small universe broke out, and the bamboo tube was broken.
Quiet!
There was silence!
With the breaking of the bamboo tube, the two goods were completely dumbfounded!
This Nima is done with the calf. Without this thing, how long can they last? One minute? Or two minutes?
Maybe you won't need it!
For the hair?
Because at this moment, the old goods have been 'tom tom' drip towards the place where the bamboo tube is broken and the sound of exploding drops is popping.
To borrow a sentence from a well-known sports commentator, when I was in a big foot game, I often used popular classic commentators - leave them a little time, there is not much left.
Regarding this, in fact, all three of them know the drop. Things have come to this point, it seems to depend on whether the old goods are ready to eat out of the lid or stewed and stir-fried.
'Tom ......'
It is said that after the old goods arrived at the scene of the incident, they did not take the simple and crude fast food method of the last time, and directly stabbed the bed board. Instead, he chose the 'one-pot stew' drip method, and a pair of iron arms exerted force to directly G...... Belch...... The bed board has been overturned!
Because the three of them were still holding their breath at this time, the old man did not immediately determine the specific location of the three of them after overturning the bed board. But even so, it's just a second of work.
'Ahh Labor and management can't stand it! ’
Faced with the countdown of Yinsheng's last drop countdown, Brother Cai finally collapsed under the huge pressure of the drop.
Good fellow, with his last drop, the old man was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect anyone to dare to howl so loudly in front of it.
Of course, it was only negligible for a moment. This cry provided it with a specific orientation for one of the three large meals.
It followed the voice and leaned over a rotten face that could stop children's night crying, as if it wanted to determine whether this was a trap or formation set up by some archmage in order to catch it.
The rivers and lakes are sinister, it's not easy to be a man, and it's not easy to be a zombie monster!
Let's say that Brother Cai's word 'la' is just exiting at this time, and the old man's rotten face has reached a place less than three inches away from his old face!
In the face of such a sinister situation, Cai Ge Qifeng protruded, and suddenly showed a wave of divine operation - took out two cotton swabs, and the odd and accurate drops were stuffed into the nostrils of the old dripping.
Sure enough, as soon as the cotton swab entered the nostrils of the old man, the girl immediately lost all the azimuth coordinates, and immediately entered the 'who am I, where am I' mode of confusion, and began to wander around aimlessly.
it, it's still like this! This Nima is really obedient to Brother Cai without supporting the wall!
On the sidelines, there was a strong onlooker who watched Brother Cai's wave of divine operation, and immediately threw himself to the ground, leaving only worship.
Brother Cai didn't expect that his two cotton swabs could produce such a magical drop effect. After being stunned for two seconds, he simply put up all kinds of bargaining styles in front of the old goods.
Seeing this old guy, Ah Wei turned a blind eye to Brother Cai's various begging styles, and he was not far behind to join the ranks of begging for pumping and slapping his face, and began to twist his ass in front of the old guy.
'Woo-la-la-......'
'Ouyeye ......'
The two of them showed their dancing skills in this rotten one-to-one show, and when they saw Ren Tingting on the side, they felt spicy eyes.
'Tingting, go find a rope and tie up your grandfather!' ’
"Yes, yes, cousin, go find the rope, we can finally capture your grandfather alive this time, wahaha......
'Oh, okay, I'll go. ’
The words of the two goods immediately made Ren Tingting sober up from the state of being spicy, and immediately agreed to find a rope.
'Bang Bang! ’
"Don't talk about dancing, it's okay to slap your face, wah-ka-ka-......"
After Wen Cai jumped for a while, he saw that the old man was completely short-circuited, so he actually jumped up to the old man, and raised his hand to reward the old man with big ears.
At this time, the old man was blocked in his nostrils, and his reaction speed was surprisingly slow, and after being slapped in the face by Brother Cai several times, he went out to grab Brother Cai, but he was easily avoided by Brother Cai.
'Damn, can you still do this?' ’
Withering young today is an eye-opener, this thing saw that Brother Cai successfully slapped the old man in the face, and this old guy couldn't let him drop it, so he immediately complained and joined the ranks of the old man who slapped his face.
'Ahhh......h
'Bang Bang ......'
'Aren't you an old thing?' Come on, come and bite labor! Labor and management are pumping you now, what can you do? ’
'It's my turn, it's my turn, look at me!' ’
Anyway, Brother Cai hasn't enjoyed it yet, so he was squeezed aside by the withering youth. This is better than seeing the withering on the side to unlock various postures, and successfully slapping the old man in the face, that is called an eye heat, and immediately rushed forward in a hurry, and squeezed the withering to the side.
Wencai has practiced kung fu for a few days with Wu prawns, although he hasn't learned this essence, but this is a dripping shelf with its own shape, and people will still drop twice.
'Hum hah......
'Bang Bang ......'
No, after the person squeezed Ah Wei aside, he immediately cosplayed Wu Da Prawn, and tried his best, pumping and pumping, all kinds of hanging.
This Nima is also an old person, and his body functions are different from ordinary people, otherwise he would have made these two goods a national treasure.
The two cargoers took turns to fight, and they played for about three or two minutes, and they were also tired due to their limited physical strength.
Finally, these two retreated out of breath after pumping a big ear scraper from the old goods on the left and right with the momentum of 'double ghost slamming the door'.
'Smack! ’
'Yay! ’
After the two stepped back, they looked at each other and smiled, and high-fived again. Look at this posture, this Nima is really cool enough because of this wave of face slapping operation, these two co-authors are the brothers who have survived the catastrophe, and they have met with a smile and a grudge.
'Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h
And because this wave of operations is really cool enough, the two goods are busy celebrating, and no one notices that the original 'I Daqing' court clothes have been ravaged into beggars and pretending to be old goods, and their noses are starting to itch at this time.
Wencai's cotton swab is an ordinary medical cotton swab, and there is no 520 glue on it, let alone a magic weapon. How secure can this thing be in the nostrils of an old thing? This Nima can figure it out with her ass.
Originally, if these two were honestly waiting for Ren Tingting to bring the rope, if the rope was of excellent quality, maybe they would really be able to catch the old goods alive and make a miracle achievement.
It's a pity that with their wave of slapping in the face, the cotton swab that poked in the nostrils of the old guy was already loosened.
No, as the nostrils of the old man became more and more itchy, just when the two of them were celebrating the most hilarious Gc, with a sneeze, the cotton swabs dripping in the nostrils of the old man were finally sprayed out.
'Ahh ’
What's going on? Hearing this sneezing sound, they were so excited that they immediately had a numb scalp when they burst the two goods, so what a tight!
said that although the two of them felt bad in their hearts at this time, they were still unwilling to turn around slowly.
Finally, as the two of them turned around, it could be regarded as confirming the bad premonition in their hearts - the old man had a cotton swab dripping in his nostrils, and he was sneezed on the wall.
'Roar! ’
Finally, after the two of them stared at the old guy for a long time and a third of a second, the old guy roared and jumped straight at them!
'Wow! Nima! If you don't die, you won't die! ’
The two goods are also alcohol tests Brother Di Run, this ability to escape is not comparable to that of Brother Run.
In addition, the two goods are the No. 3 male and the No. 2 male anti-male in the plot of this world, this Nima has luck, and now after seeing this old goods return to normal, he will complain about slipping away for the first time.
Of course, because this withering young man belongs to the second male anti-number, this luck is a little lower than that of Brother Cai, so there was a little situation when he ran away.
As for this little situation, it is a god horse, and it is ......
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.