"Mrs. Shi, you make my brain a little insufficient, does Teacher Jasmine have an academic admiration for me, and what is the inevitable connection with you and my cP group?"

The daytime show was still so calm, and Slow raised a question.

"Of course it does."

Miao Miao let it out: "Don't tell lies in front of real people, the great god, you have fiery eyes, you can see through everything, and the poor nun can't pretend to be able to do it." I confess, I confess, that I have known Jasmine for many years, and she doesn't know my 'hobby', or that she suspects me of driving, but there is no evidence. ”

The daytime show didn't say a word, waiting for the next talk.

Sure enough, Miao Miao said again: "Great God, my initial plan is like this, you formed a cP with me, first of all, let Teacher Jasmine feel that I am a normal woman and will not be so seriously defensive against me." ”

Bai Tianxiu still didn't say a word, and continued to wait for the next conversation.

Mrs. Miaomiao's words came: "Another one, with my understanding of Jasmine, you formed a cP with me, and she must be very sad." Her kind of character, on the surface, she won't say anything, she will only hide and secretly wipe her tears. When a woman is sad, she needs a girlfriend to comfort her, and then the old man can warm her, hug her, and sleep with her. ”

Bai Tianxiu couldn't help but laugh: "Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-girlfriend, it turns out that this is what it means." ”

"Great God, are you an onmyoji, don't have such a weird yin and yang."

Miao Miao was very hurt: "The monks don't speak, the poor monk has already poured out his heart and lungs for you, can you appreciate your face and cooperate?" ”

Bai Tianxiu did not hesitate: "I'm sorry, I can't cooperate with this." ”

"You just pretend, and you don't need to make much sacrifice, at most you can hold hands with me and pretend to be a little couple." Miao Miao didn't give up, and flickered vigorously.

"Nope." The daytime show is categorical.

"Give face, the price is negotiable." Miao Miao began to have difficulty in Krypton.

"What do you mean?" Bai Baixiu's face turned cold.

"Great God, you recently won a reward in the competition, and at first glance it seems that you are a man who is not bad for money." Miaomiao's smart eyes rolled, and the words also changed: "But you know, Lao Wei has an eighth sense, and my eighth sense tells me that you are very short of money!" ”

"So what?" Bai Shixiu asked.

"Five million." Miao Miao raised five fingers: "We met in the game, just use the game time to calculate, you will be my boyfriend in the evolution world for five years, and I will give you five million, cash!" ”

Bai Tianxiu smiled: "I still have a chance to eat soft rice and hard food?" ”

Miaomiao also smiled: "Isn't it, there is a joke on the Internet - a real man has to conquer Sayuri!" Tsk, you have a girlfriend like me, and you still have money to make, why not? ”

"You seem to have a point." Bai Tianxiu seemed to be convinced: "Touch your conscience and say, I changed me a few months ago, and I agreed to you without hesitation." ”

The nun's eighth sense made Miaomiao feel that something was wrong: "Say but." ”

Bai Shixiu was really cooperative: "But, I recently met someone. I liked her so much that I didn't allow myself to do what I was sorry for her. ”

The light in Miaomiao's eyes gradually dimmed, and the more she listened, the more she felt bad.

"Since I have said this today, I have some words that I will not vomit and be unhappy, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings."

Standing on the opposite side, Day and Night Tianxiu was unprecedentedly serious: "First of all, in my eyes, you and Teacher Jasmine are my teammates. I have no reason to help you to pit her, and I won't help her pit you, it's a matter of basic principle. ”

"The second point is that the second phase of the task has not been completed, and we will have a long time to cooperate in the future. I hope that the relationship between the three of us is just normal teammates, and there is no mess of it. ”

"Finally, out of basic respect between my teammates, I don't think I've heard what you said today. I hope you also have a basic respect for me, and don't talk to me about these topics in the future. ”

The position and attitude of the day and night show are quite clear.

Miaomiao knows that no matter how entangled she is, she will only bring humiliation on herself.

So she stretched out her hand and stroked the air, as if she had Guan Erye's beard on her chin, and said in a tone of an old monk twisting his beard and smiling: "Amitabha, good, good." One thought degenerates into a demon, and one thought returns to become a Buddha. Donor, congratulations on passing the ultimate test of the old man. ”

Bai Tianxiu was amused by the bald girl's beard-brushing posture: "Do you want to say that what you just said was all used to test me?" ”

"That's a must!"

Miaomiao's appearance is like a heifer pouting her ass to roast a fire—a cow baking.

Then she gushed and said: "The ultimate test of the old man hides three major connotations. “

"First of all, if you cP with me and take advantage of me, people like you are not trustworthy at all."

"Secondly, you even go to the pit with someone as kind as Teacher Jasmine, which shows that you have no humanity."

"Third, even if I am in cahoots with you and partner with Jasmine, the relationship between the three of us is destined to collapse. When people's hearts are scattered, the team will be difficult to lead, and it is absolutely impossible for such a team to pass the final sword immortal test. ”

Miao Miao gushed endlessly, as if it made a lot of sense.

She paused for a moment and began the second round of speeches:

"The way you rejected me just now, quite decisively."

"The nun's eighth sense tells me that you are not pretending."

"Good, I've finally found a reliable teammate."

"Judging from my years of gaming experience, the legendary Sword Immortal Inheritance should be a series of very large series of tasks."

"In addition to the two-stage mission, there may be a three-stage mission, or even a four-stage mission. This requires us to work together sincerely, and there must be no instability between the teams, otherwise it will be difficult to survive to the end. ”

Speaking of which, Miaomiao made a concluding statement: "Great God, I have no doubt about your business ability. You are the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and now I have confidence in your character. ”

Bai Tianxiu spoke: "Speaking of which, I will also open the skylight and say something." Let's not talk about the test or not, your hostility towards me, and the complicated feelings for Teacher Jasmine, whether it is true or false, you know it in your heart. Don't you think you're the biggest destabilizing factor in the team? ”

"Kao, do you speak human language?"

Master Miao Miao was so angry: "How many years have I had a crush on Teacher Jasmine, and she hasn't found out to this day, who can be more stable than me?" ”

"......" Bai Xiu couldn't refute it.

"Okami, anyway, from now on, you are a teammate that I really recognize."

Miao Miao suddenly became serious: "I'm not kidding, my relationship with my teammates in the game is much better than with my relatives and friends." If you have any difficulties, just tell me, I will help if I can. ”

"Thank you." Bai Shixiu said indifferently.

"Don't rush a commercial reply, I haven't finished yet." Miaomiao has a bit of the demeanor of the second master of the car, and suddenly cut into a very exciting channel: "Great god, we talked about such a big secret today, it's time to go to the heart, are you planning to evolve without time?" ”