135 Ah, I'm dirty

The April day in the world, the sun is shining, and it is a good day to go out in the suburbs.

People in this season usually wear coats and walk in the spring sun, and their bodies are warm.

But if you don't have any clothes on, it's a little ...... Cold.

At this time, in a small forest under a green mountain, Miaomiao was not wearing any clothes, not even a small mask, just as smooth as her bald head.

Bai Baixiu glanced back, and saw everything that should have been seen.

The boy didn't understand the situation at all, and a voice came out of his heart: "Ah, I'm dirty." ”

He hurriedly took his eyes off Miaomiao, who knew that he couldn't hide from fifteen after winning the first year of junior high school.

Compared with the little nun of 32b, the 34d teacher Jasmine is obviously more attractive.

Like Miaomiao, Jasmine was also unrestrained, covering her chest with her hands, screaming instinctively.

Obviously, the two female team members also saw the daytime show.

At this time, they will definitely not say "Wow, you don't have any clothes on", and their first reaction is who has the higher decibel level in the competition.

The two girls who screamed not only blushed, but also their necks.

Bai Shixiu also blushed, and hurriedly flashed behind a tree with a crooked neck.

He really wanted to imitate the wild man in the movie and cover it with a banana leaf, but there was no banana tree in this grove, and the largest leaf was only two fingers wide, so it couldn't cover the vital point at all.

The embarrassment broke out in the daytime show, and I could only ask the game master Miaomiao: "Mrs. Shi, do you know what the situation is?" ”

Miao Miao also hurriedly flashed behind another tree, and her tone was about to cry: "I don't know, what a broken task, I didn't even leave underwear." ”

Bai Baixiu took a deep breath and forced his composure: "Do any of you know which map this is?" ”

Miao Miao collapsed even more: "It's so far away from the safe zone, the mobile phone map positioning can't be used for a long time." Besides, we're probably in a dungeon space right now, and the map isn't the same as the wasteland, and the hell knows what kind of place it is. ”

"Be quiet and listen." Teacher Jasmine also hid behind a tree, relieved herself from her embarrassment, and brought the gospel: "I seem to have heard the sound of a car driving by just now, listen carefully." ”

Miao Miao pricked up her ears and listened for a while, and said, "There is really a voice, coming from the southwest." ”

"There's a road outside?" The daytime show was in high spirits: "Why don't we go over and have a look?" ”

"God, we don't have any clothes on, isn't it a shame?" Miao Miao is also shy at times.

"It's just because I don't have any clothes on, so I have to go over and have a look, maybe this is a wasteland, and there are hunters passing by and asking them to borrow a few sets of combat clothes." The daytime show is eager to try.

"You can go up, and the poor nun will wait for your good news." Miao Miao hid behind a tree and refused to come out.

"Okay, don't go far, I'll go and see first." The daytime show took on the responsibility of a man.

After saying that, he ran away.

At this moment, he recovered part of his physical strength, exerted the speed of 3.6 seconds in 100 meters, and ran away like a gust of wind.

A hundred meters southwest of the grove, a road appeared.

The daytime show was dumbfounded when he saw it, in addition to the four magical heavenly roads in the wasteland, there were actually other roads?

The road in front of me is a little different from the modern highway, it looks like the kind of township road in the old movie before the collapse.

In the era of disillusionment, seventy percent of the online materials were destroyed, but thirty percent remained, including some old movies from the 20th century. The day show once saw the new technology restored versions of those movies on the Internet, and I was a little impressed.

The boy came up with a conjecture: Could it be that this is really a copy space, restoring an era from a hundred years ago?

This conjecture is not groundless, after all, during the first phase of the mission, he also went to the dungeon space and met the important task NPC Yuanfa Temple old monk.

Soon his conjecture was verified.

A black sedan drove up in front of him, and Bai Xiu had also studied car magazines, and he recognized at a glance that it was a car that had long been extinct and had only been around for more than a hundred years - the Honda Accord.

He hid in the shadows and looked at the license plate, and he was hammered on the spot.

The license plate of the Honda Accord is: Chuan A12345.

As a man who bought a new car not long ago, Bai Baixiu knew very well that his license plate number was Jiu'an AE86, which means the license plate number of a certain in the No. 9 security zone.

The Sichuan A12345 in front of me is not a license plate from the era of national evolution.

Suddenly, the car stopped at the edge of a small bamboo grove on the side of the road.

A fat man wearing spring-style business men's clothes stepped down from the driver's seat, with a beer belly, and rushed into the bamboo forest in a hurry.

The day show was hidden in the dark, observing silently, and his brain was spinning rapidly: the fat man looked anxious, could it be that he was a quest NPC to trigger key clues?

So he followed him, wanting to see what the fat man was going to do.

A few seconds later, the daytime show was once again spicy to the eyes.

There is a reason why the fat man who got out of the car was in a hurry, and was shushing at a bamboo.

It can be seen that the fat brother has been holding back for a long time, and he still has a long stream of urine after a minute.

During the day, Xiu's eyes rolled and decided to act according to the rules of the black street.

The rule of the black street is this: boo on the side of the road and don't find someone to sentry, and be careful of being knocked on the back of the head.

He touched the back of the fat man with his bare ass and yelled without warning: "Defecate in the open and punish you on behalf of the moon!" ”

The fat man was so frightened that his urine line broke, rolled his eyes on the spot, and fell to the ground with a muffled grunt.

Bai Tianxiu was stunned on the spot, he hadn't done it yet, and the fat big brother couldn't do it.

He originally wanted to deliberately scare the other party and test whether the fat man was a task NPC, but he knew that this fat big brother couldn't stand the fright, so he fainted directly.

After falling to the ground, the mobile phone in the fat man's trouser pocket slipped to the ground.

The crazy 5S mobile phone with a sense of age, the day show didn't recognize the brand, but I just felt that there was a big gap with the mobile phone in the new era, so I picked it up curiously and took a look.

The phone doesn't have a lock screen, the battery is 65%, and it turns on all at once.

There is a big gap between the operating system inside and the mobile phones of the new era.

The daytime show didn't have time to operate, and his eyes swept over the calendar and weather display on his phone, and his eyes suddenly straightened.

On April 1, the temperature was 15~21 degrees Celsius and cloudy.

"April 1st, April Fool's Day?"

The daytime show grasped the key point, and he didn't forget that the normal time of circulation in the game was September.

It's really foolish to say, the three members of the team don't even have a pair of underpants left.

The operation interface of the crazy 5s, the daytime show is not used to it, and he groped for a while before he found the accurate calendar.

April 1st, 2014, 13:29!

The following months and specific times are no longer the focus, what is really scary is the year.

In 2014!

You must know that the game has been in the evolutionary calendar for 500 years, but what is displayed on the mobile phone at the moment is the real-world AD calendar.

Living in the day show of 2126, it was hard to believe for a while that I had come to 2014, 112 years ago!

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