"Great God, you deserve to be an eternal god."

"I'm relieved to have you as a translator!"

After understanding the true meaning of Dong Dong rubbing, the whole person was on fire.

She is confident in her ability to tackle various tasks, as long as she gets past the language barrier, everything else is easy to say.

At this time, Teacher Jasmine was ashamed.

The same Jump Cha Cha and Dong Dong Cha, the meaning she understood, and the meaning that Bai Tianxiu understood, were almost not on the same channel.

This is the gap between Shu level 6 and Shu level 8.

"Alright, now let's unify our minds." Miaomiao brought up the rhythm: "Our main task is to let Tang Erwa and his ex-girlfriend Du Meisha stir up the fire in the sky, everyone has no opinion, right?" ”

Bai Baixiu said: "I have no opinion, but how to do it?" ”

"In this way, we are divided into two ways." Miaomiao said methodically: "Great God, you go and talk to Tang Erwa, it is easy for men to open up the topic and start chatting after smoking a cigarette." Teacher Jasmine and I went to visit the night market in Qingshan Town, asked the seven aunts and eight aunts about the situation, and found out the information of his ex-girlfriend. ”

"Cheng, then you bring the money." Bai Shixiu stuffed the last two hundred pieces.

Night fell, and the two girls went out in a flash.

It is precisely because of the hazy night that they don't have much pressure to dress so glamorously.

There is a small courtyard in the B&B, planted with a hawthorn tree, under which there are stone tables and benches, and chess boards are carved on the tables.

During the day, Xiu had nothing to do, sitting on a stone bench and looking at the mountains in the distance.

He decided to climb the mountain early tomorrow morning to see how beautiful Qingcheng Mountain was before it was destroyed.

A few minutes later, the street lights in the courtyard were turned on, and the incandescent lights intertwined with the night, forming a black and white picture.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Erwa carried a drawing board and walked into the courtyard with a sigh.

He set up the shelves, fixed the drawing board, and began the art performance.

Bai Shixiu leaned over to take a look, and the painting was half completed, a typical Western painting method, painting Qingcheng Mountain in the distance.

"Boss, don't you hurt your eyes when you paint at night?" Bai Shixiu asked curiously.

"The theme of my painting is called "Night Qingcheng", and I only feel when I paint at night." Tang Erwa said while drawing.

Bai Xiu didn't talk much, and wanted to see what technical characteristics Tang Jianxian had before the collapse.

Tang Erwa quickly immersed herself in creation, and her paintings were quite good-looking.

It is said that men who focus on one thing are very attractive, and Tang Erwa in front of him also exudes charm.

is completely different from the old color batch that opened "Eight Be" in the afternoon, Tang Erwa under the street lamp looks like a down-and-out artist, giving people a sense of immediacy that they have never met.

After half an hour, Tang Erwa seemed to be addicted to cigarettes and stopped painting.

He took out a pack of cigarettes with pandas printed on them from his pocket, turned his head and asked, "Brother, is it sassy?" ”

Hearing this, Bai Shixiu was flattered.

The "brother" in the Shu language means "big brother".

Tang Tianfu in 2014 is 24 years old, and the character of Day and Night Tianxiu is 28 years old, and he looks obviously a few years older, so it makes sense to call him a brother.

And the phrase "smoking" is purely an accent problem, and the original meaning is "burning smoke", which is equivalent to smoking.

Thinking that Tang Erwa in front of him was a future sword immortal and his future kendo master, Bai Baixiu was very face-saving: "Let's have one." ”

"Let's go, let's go sit and sit."

Tang Erwa walked to the stone table and sat down, and began to swallow clouds and spit out mist happily.

Between men, as long as they light a cigarette, they are good friends who have just been made.

Especially in middle school, when a little boy hid in the toilet and secretly smoked, he met another male classmate who was also smoking.

The good friends I just made, of course, want to talk about the topic of hilarity, and Tang Erwa's topic is very hilarious: "Brother, why don't you go out with your mother-in-law?" ”

Bai Tianxiu proudly fluttered up the Shu language: "That mother-in-law should go shopping, endlessly, I am too lazy to cut." ”

"You can talk about Xichuan, the locals wow?" Tang Erwa was surprised.

"Those from Rongcheng, who are from their hometown, work in other places." The daytime show doesn't blush at all when he lies.

Tang Erwa took the opportunity to cut into a more hilarious topic: "Brother, we are fellow countrymen, and there are some things that my brother will say." It's rare for you to take your girlfriend out, why don't you share a room with her? ”

Does living together allow you to take candid pictures?

Bai Tianxiu thought so in her heart, and said this: "It's inconvenient for her to bring her best friend." ”

"Alas, brother, I understand your hardships, labor and management hate this kind of girl who plays rough with her girlfriends the most!" Tang Erwa was filled with righteous indignation, and most of this sentence was from her heart.

Bai Tianxiu climbed up the pole: "What, your girlfriend also takes her girlfriend on a date?" ”

"Mom, it's annoying to say!"

Tang Erwa sighed and told a sad story: "I used to have a hot girlfriend, and the days were very weird, I had to take her girlfriends with me when I ate, and I had to call my girlfriends with me when I watched a movie, and I didn't give the two of them a chance in the world." Every time I see her best friend, I feel a pain in my shell. ”

"And then?" During the day, the show strikes while the iron is hot.

"What do you want later, but you don't have to come later." Tang Erwa looked sad.

"Little brother, forgive me for saying more, I can see that you have a deep affection for your girlfriend. We are so in love, you name it, and my brother will help you analyze it. The rhythm of the daytime show took off, and he made a cameo appearance as a confidant big brother.

"Gotta get it!" Tang Erwa couldn't ask for it, as if she was just waiting for this, and hurriedly blew a rainbow fart: "Brother, your girlfriend is so spicy and beautiful, I know that you have something at a glance." ”

Hearing this, Bai Tianxiu was almost certain that Tang Erwa was going to ask him for advice on picking up girls.

So he took advantage of the situation and was arrogant: "Haha, I don't have anything, I dare to eat a rooster." ”

Tang Erwa was shocked: "Niu Pi, no wonder your girlfriend is dressed so charmingly to accompany you, she must have sung "Conquest" to you a long time ago." ”

After the sycophant was filmed, the second baby entered the topic: "Big brother, teach me, how can I make my girlfriend willing to sing conquest?" ”

I know a hammer!

My goblin didn't sing about conquest.

Bai Tianxiu thought so in his heart, and he was not timid on the surface, showing the aura that the black street boy can hold the scene: "What do you say about this, the specific situation, specific analysis, you first talk about the situation of you and your girlfriend." ”

Tang Erwa lit another cigarette and told his love story:

"She and I grew up together in the town, we were classmates in elementary and high school, and we were later admitted to the Academy of Fine Arts together, and we got together."

"After graduating from college, I went back to town and continued to paint. She didn't want to live in a small town, she thought I couldn't make money, and she wanted to go to the big city every day, so she broke up with me. ”

"Last year, she became an anchor, and she became popular all of a sudden."

"I heard a college classmate say that she is now a star, and when she goes out with an assistant, it is difficult for old classmates to see her, and I haven't been in touch with her for more than a year."

“……”

It's an ordinary story, but it's the difficulty of the mission that isn't ordinary.

Bai Tianxiu listened in horror and realized that this task was not as simple as Miao Miao said.

Ordinary people go to soak a female star, and they have to be overpowered, and the difficulty of the task is full all of a sudden!

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