Because of his personality, the daytime show has developed a habit: when he can't figure out the situation, he will wait and see what happens.

Once he figured it out, he had to get the rhythm flying.

Now that he has straightened out his thinking, it's time for the rhythm to take off: "Brother, did Guiyuan Zhenren tell you that he wants you to practice peerless magic skills to save the world?" ”

"How do you know about drops?" Tang Erwa was surprised.

"Needless to say, it's all played like that in cartoons, when the world is destroyed, there must be a superhero." The daytime show jokes to ease the heavy atmosphere.

"That's right, what I've experienced, there's nothing new about qio four." Tang Erwa said: "The old turtle said, I was born with a sword body, and I can practice the peerless "Guiyuan Sword Classic" that only the heads of the Qingcheng Sword Sect are qualified to cultivate. ”

Bai Tianxiu's heart almost jumped out: "Then have you practiced?" ”

"Brother, you're done listening to me." Tang Erwa drank too much, and she pouted when she spoke: "Guiyuan...... Old Turtle ...... He said, when I practice the "Guiyuan Sword Codex", even if I can't save the whole world, at least I can protect the good people who survived. ”

Bai Tianxiu was about to answer, but Tang Erwa suddenly became angry: "What the hell, do you say it's?" The destruction of the world is about my hammer! ”

Bai Tianxiu swallowed back the words that came to his mouth on the spot, which was really difficult to answer.

Bang!

Tang Erwa slapped the table suddenly, and became even more angry: "Immortal Banban, Lao Tzu had just graduated from college at that time, and he didn't find a job, so the old immortal directly asked me to save the world, you say, these four are not talking about chickens?" ”

Bai Tianxiu said weakly: "It's a bit of, so, you refused?" ”

Tang Erwa's expression was sad, and her face was full of unbearable looking back: "At that time, I dreamed of those pictures every day, I was brainwashed, and my brain was not awake after waking up during the day. My girlfriend Sasha saw that I wasn't normal, so she asked me if something was wrong, and I was also a hama, and told her everything. ”

As he spoke, he directly picked up the bottle and blew on the bottle, and after drinking it with endless remorse: "I'm really a melon baby, I think things are too simple." At that time, I was jio, Sasha was the mother-in-law I wanted to marry, and I wanted to live with her for the rest of my life, so I told her the truth. As a result, she, she ...... She thought I was a psychopath! ”

Bai Baixiu comforted: "No, after all, you are also childhood sweethearts, she doesn't trust you at all?" ”

Tang Erwa's eyes were red, and tears rolled down: "Trust is still trust, she still cares about me very much, thinks I have paranoia, and wants to take me to the fourth hospital to see her." ”

Bai Tianxiu asked, "What is the place of the Fourth Hospital?" ”

When Tang Erwa heard this, tears burst into tears: "Provincial Psychiatric Hospital." ”

"......" daytime show was speechless.

Tang Erwa is still crying: "People who engage in art are easy to drill the horns, and we used to have a senior brother in the Academy of Fine Arts, who short-circuited his brain and became crazy, imitating Van Gogh and cutting off his ears." Sasha thought that I was also in that state and asked me to go to the fourth hospital to have a look, but I refused to go even if I was killed, and I had a big fight with her, and we broke up the next day! ”

Bai Tianxiu comforted helplessly: "Brother, you want to open a little." ”

"How can I think about it, you let me think about it?"

Tang Erwa yelled frantically: "What did labor and management do wrong, I didn't provoke anyone, so I told her the truth, she thought I was crazy!" ”

Bai Tianxiu could only forcibly comfort: "Be confident, I think you're normal." ”

Tang Erwa suddenly stopped going crazy, and suddenly seemed extremely rational.

He looked at Bai Baixiu with a calm gaze: "Do you really think I'm normal?" ”

Bai Tianxiu was stared at by that kind of gaze, and forced himself to calm down: "It's normal." ”

Tang Erwa sneered: "Do you think I'm a hama skin, teasing me?" ”

"Don't think so." Bai Tianxiu hurriedly stated his position, otherwise he would have overturned: "Actually, I have also encountered strange things that science can't explain, and I was ridiculed by my good friends when I said it, suspecting that I was mentally retarded." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, just four of these feelings jio!" Tang Erwa found her bosom friend again, and put her good brother on the spot: "Brother, you don't know how annoyed I have been in the past two years, I don't dare to talk to those old friends, even my mother and old man don't dare to say it, for fear that they will think I'm crazy and send me to the fourth hospital!" ”

That's what the daytime show wants: "In front of me, you can say whatever you want." I'm not a good drinker, and when I wake up tomorrow, I'll forget about it. ”

"No, you must not forget!" Tang Erwa suddenly took an abrupt turn: "Big brother, you answered me with your conscience, did you cross back?" ”

“？？？” The daytime show is full of question marks.

"No matter, you're going to be crazy, there are some things I have to say." Tang Erwa let it go: "That old turtle saw that I was unwilling to inherit his Taoism, and told me a prophecy - within three years, there must be three people with no origin who will travel back from the future world and make me believe all this!" ”

Bai Baixiu buzzed in his head, there is still this kind of operation?

The plot reversed so quickly that he had to re-plan it.

I only heard Tang Erwa say again: "I've been thinking about it for two years, going around every day, and I don't understand what [people with no origin] are." Until I saw you on the street today, I figured it out. ”

"What did you figure out?" Bai Shixiu answered.

Tang Erwa announced the answer: "People who don't have a background are people who don't have ID cards!" ”

Bai Tianxiu couldn't cry or laugh: "This is too far-fetched, many people don't necessarily carry their ID cards with them when they go out." ”

Tang Erwa looked at him with blank eyes: "Brother, don't pretend." In the afternoon, Lao Li, the assistant policeman, shouted that you should take your ID card, and normal people will not lose a piece of meat when they take it out, and there is nothing to lose, but the three of you refused very strongly. ”

Bai Tianxiu was still quibbling: "That's normal, we didn't cause trouble, why should we take out our ID cards for investigation?" ”

Tang Erwa seemed to see through everything: "I picked Sen (deliberately) to bring the three of you to my homestay, just to further recognize you, but the three of you still can't get your ID cards." ”

Bai Tianxiu's heart was shocked, and he secretly sighed that he was worthy of being a future sword fairy, enough for a chicken thief, going around and around, and giving him a trick again.

Don't look at the current Tang Erwa is very young, and she has no superpowers, and her reasoning is meticulous and tight.

Bai Tianxiu thought he was a chicken thief, but he still didn't block the routine.

At this time, Tang Erwa broke out with the aura of Detective Conan: "Come out to play, a person doesn't bring an ID card, I believe it." If you don't have any of them, it doesn't make sense. There is only one truth - the three of you, from the future! ”

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