Chapter 880: Then we'll pee on their faces! (Ask for tickets~)
Just as everyone was preparing for the closing events of the Olympic Games.
A blockbuster news began to sweep the world suddenly.
[Yonekunita shoes protested, claiming to have been hacked off the medal! ] γ
[The results of this Olympic Games have been greatly improved, and it is very likely that there are medicinal ingredients. γ
[Bolt has improved too much, and Su Shen, a flower planter, has also improved too much, one has broken the physical limit of human beings and the other has broken the physical limit of yellow people, which is unreasonable. γ
[Some experts claim that this increase does not conform to the improvement curve of human history and may be problematic.] γ
[Drug inspection, imperative, can not let the year. Johnson's affairs are on the rampage! γ
[An Ivy League sports professor who did not want to be named claimed: How can a person who loves to eat junk food and sleep lazy become a world champion? Unheard of. Unless he's an alien! γ
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the groove.
It's fried.
And the point is, I don't know when these news started, but they are so concerted and troubled together.
You must know that the Western media has never been in the same spirit, and many times the infighting itself is very serious.
But there are times when they also work together, such as when they suppress the rise of others.
More positive than anyone else.
Maybe the next time it's so positive is when aliens invade the earth.
Faced with this kind of thing, the Jamaican side can't sit still.
Jamaica's Minister of Sports, Olivia Gorango, came straight to the occasion and said: "He is often asked questions of 'ill-intentioned and ill-intentioned'. Not unusual. β
Gorango has repeatedly said that the Jamaican's sprint performance is achieved by his own hard work, not by drugs.
Commenting on Bolt's success, Gorango said Bolt is no different from other Jamaicans, but he is a genius. Usain Bolt, like all Jamaicans, eats a lot of nutritious vegetables and fish, and the air in Jamaica is rarely polluted, which is why so many good sprinters are emerging.
Gorongo said it was Usain Bolt who made Jamaica known to thousands of people around the world, that he was Jamaica's greatest hero and Jamaica's best ambassador, and that he made countless people start to take an interest in Jamaican culture.
"Those who say that Jamaican players are doping are very irresponsible, and I think they all deserve to go to hell!" Gorango said indignantly. But...... Obviously, this kind of strength is simply not enough.
Now it is a public opinion war led by the entire United States.
This point, if you think about it carefully, is consistent with when Usain Bolt just broke the world record, and the United States took the lead in questioning the timer problem at Kingston National Stadium?
It's like a version carved out of a mold.
Only this time, the protagonist changed from "timer" to "doping".
In the face of this kind of provocation, Bolt has never been a habitual person, and in the face of reporters, he bluntly said: "I just love to eat junk food." (Really said, hard reporter famous scene)
He also said that he not only ate it once, but also several times a day, and the more he got to the game, the more greedy he became.
The subtext is, what can you do with me?
"But this is not in accordance with the laws of the human body at all, and you make us wonder if there is anything different about you. Root. Johnson is you Jamaicans. β
Meaning, there is a precedent.
Listening to the words he remembered, Bolt "laughed" and said, "Ben. Johnson joined the Maple Leaf Nation, and he is a Maple Leaf Nation, not us Jamaicans. And compared to medicine, who can compare to you Amerika people. β
"I remember your track and field leaders, Gatlin hasn't been 'released from prison' yet."
What this means by that is - your own butts are not clean, and you still talk about me?
"Then do you dare to take a urine test at any time?"
"Dare." Usain Bolt Road.
"Do you dare to take a blood test at any time?"
"What's the problem?" Usain Bolt Road.
"In order to prevent you from cheating, the International Anti-Doping Agency will increase the inspection of you, do you accept it?" It's as if the International Anti-Doping Agency was run by you, Amika. But unexpectedly, Bolt still generously agreed.
So happy.
It's just confusing.
After all, none of the previous flyers were happy to this extent.
This made some people in Millijian grit their teeth with "hate".
Explain it, he is so confident, then he must check out something!
If it doesn't work fifty times, it's a hundred times.
Not a hundred times?
Someone from the International Anti-Doping Organization asked the United States about its hegemony.
If you can't do it a hundred times, you can do it two hundred times!!
Anyway, you have to check out something!
I still don't believe it, you can really be so clean when you run so fast!
We don't believe it!!
At this point, Bortra embarked on a crazy journey of hundreds of drug tests a year at his peak.
Such a serious thing.
On the side of the flower planter, a press conference was also held immediately.
After all, this time it wasn't just Bolt who hacked in, Su Shen was also mentioned.
For Su Shen's team, they reacted very keenly and immediately held a press conference to refute the rumors.
Although it is said that "spreading rumors with one mouth, refuting rumors and breaking your legs", but if you don't say it at all, it is tantamount to giving up the high ground of public opinion to your opponent, so how can it work? Even great men have said that if you do not occupy the position of public opinion, the enemy will naturally occupy it, so the idea that those who are clear will clear themselves and those who are turbid will be turbid can only be said to be naΓ―ve in an increasingly complex international environment.
It's not just Su Shen who came, Yuan Guoqiang and even Yu Weili came.
In fact, if Mapleshu hadn't been called to a meeting, he would have come over.
Such remarks are too "bad".
Once it comes true.
Even if it's skepticism.
It is enough to overshadow this extremely outstanding historical achievement.
That.
It's definitely something that their group of sports people is not allowed to do.
First of all, in the face of our malicious slander of hacking the medals of the United States team, we directly threw out strong evidence.
According to the video data provided by Zhang Jinsheng and others, the arbitration committee confirmed that the American player did commit a foul and upheld the original penalty.
And these close-up shots were all recorded by Zhang Jinsheng and others carrying the camera. The video footage they provided was decisive in the final decision.
Looking at such a high-definition footage, the people of the United States can only be speechless.
Became mute.
Seeing that this method doesn't work, then immediately make trouble for the next one, that is, Su Shen's grades.
"Sue, your results this time are so good, it's like a yellow god of war." The first half was still normal human words, but in the second half, the conversation suddenly changed, and he said without saying anything: "But you have such an outbreak without warning, and you have improved so many yellow records every year, what will people think, everyone may be very confused." β
This is a naked hint that Su Shen did not use any forbidden products to have such an outbreak.
In this way, the "five-year territory" that Su Shen worked so hard to establish may even break down instantly.
The sprinting confidence that has just been condensed will be wiped out in an instant.
The point is that he said it quite "elegantly", as if accusing you for no reason, and giving you a huge hat to make you take the initiative to admit it.
"I'm improving fast, so I suspect I'm taking medication, right?" Su Shen also laughed and said: "Jamaica next door has improved more than me in a year, it is several times more than me, in comparison, my progress rate is already quite 'normal'." β
"So he's pretty suspicious too." The reporter immediately said.
Stupid.
Su Shen thought to himself, he knew better than anyone how clean that guy was.
It's so clean that the urine is squeezed dry.
"And your anti-doping association, check it out?" Su Shen joked.
"Not now, but that doesn't mean it won't be in the future, and many dopings can't be detected for the time being." After the reporter finished speaking, Su Shen threw a sentence that made the audience laugh: "I said, who doesn't know the most advanced pharmaceutical technology now, but on the other side of the ocean." β
"None of you have researched the drugs, how can anyone else be."
"Is there a more advanced forbidden drug in this world than the other side?"
The reporter was suddenly embarrassed.
Because that's true.
Over the years.
But any drug that has been discovered.
Basically, they are all developed products of the United States, at least there are also the figures of the United States in it, plus the world's most famous drug laboratory, the Balco Laboratory, the pharmaceutical production factory, although this sentence is ridiculous, but it cannot be refuted.
Because it is.
You haven't even researched a drug, how can we possibly research it?
"You can't be sure that people have also used drugs just because you haven't run away from others when you take drugs."
After all, there is a precedent for this.
The United States is in the game of thieves shouting to catch thieves, but it is very slippery, saying that Jamaican athletes take off-season to strengthen their bodies.
He also said that Jamaica's drug tests were as inaccurate as their national stadium timers.
It is proposed that only their WADA or IAAF inspection agencies are the most accurate and formal institutions.
This has led Bolt to travel back and forth to these specialized doping checkpoints several times.
But as everyone knows, the farts are not checked out.
And at this time, you can't take any medicine, you are afraid that people will make you ghost, Bolt is sick and does not dare to take medicine, even cough medicine, let alone energy drinks and the like.
What to do if you get sick, you ask?
In order to deal with people's possible 24-hour squatting behavior, they may even deliberately see that you have a cold and need to take medicine, so they will surprise you and want to pick bones in the eggs. The only thing you have to do at this time is ......
Sick on the back.
And then leave the other party with nothing to do.
That's what Usain Bolt did.
It seems that in the future, Su Shen may also face this problem.
Because whether it is Usain Bolt or Su Shen, they are not from the United States.
This is the biggest "problem".
"That's not easy to say, our principle is not to let one go." Seeing that the reporter still wanted to quibble, Su Shen spread his hands and said in a showdown: "In this way, you can come over to check whenever you want, there is no problem, is it enough to check fifty times a year?" If it's not enough, a hundred times, I'll welcome them all. β
"Check until you're bored."
All right.
The reporters who planted flowers saw Su Shen so hard, and they all secretly applauded in their hearts.
In the face of the doubts of the crooked fruit people, as long as you are not a banana person, you will definitely subconsciously stand on the position of your compatriots.
"Then you're going to have to keep track of your whereabouts." The reporter said.
"Oops, no problem, any doubts? If not, you can please get out of the way, you are really taking up too much of other people's time, and this press conference is not for you alone. β
Seeing that the reporter was speechless, he wanted to say something, but was "glared at angrily" by the rest of the reporters.
It can only be "sit down".
It's like Su Shen said.
This press conference is not for him alone.
So many people in the back are waiting to ask questions.
You're all occupied.
There are fewer people.
You have to make a living by writing news, and if you do this, it will definitely cause dissatisfaction among the rest of the people.
After the end of this wave.
Back to the Olympic Village.
Su Shen and Usain Bolt sent a message:
Hey, buddy, remember to stock up on some goods in the evening in the future, so you don't have to pee in the morning.
Su Shen This is an absolutely kind opinion, because the examination is basically in the morning, and if you can't pee, then it's a pity, guess what? People will always stand next to you, watching your little brother, waiting for you to pee out and take it away.
Feeling perverted? Unfortunately, that's it.
In fact, it is even more exaggerated, and it will make you take off all your clothes to pee, and Bolt himself complained about this in his autobiography.
Saying.
Su Shen didn't want to be stared at all the time.
So he gave this kind opinion.
Unexpectedly, Bolt replied:
Then we'll pee on their faces.
Su Shen: ......
Hahahaha.
I almost couldn't hold back and squirted out the mineral water in my mouth with laughter.
But don't think about it, Su Shen will also be among the key investigators of the anti-doping organization in the future.
In the future, being watched to pee is estimated to become the norm.
After all.
Who told them not to be Amerika?
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