"The spicy dance of the fart, the four fogs!"

Tianxiu shouted out this gorgeous and cool ending, and the blurred figure in the air spoke: "The first question has been cleared, please start the second level test." ”

"Ya'er, your baby raps and wants to get it."

The Black Snake King cursed in his mouth, realizing that he had seriously underestimated the human man.

So its second question directly raised the difficulty by several levels: "Come, Ge Laozi sings "Eighteen". ”

Hearing this, Miao Miao still didn't understand the situation.

I have to admit that sometimes ignorance is a blessing.

The little nun who can't figure it out doesn't know where the difficulties are, and she can't feel the pressure.

And Teacher Jasmine was already frightened, and her palms were in a cold sweat.

Speaking of "Eighteen Pulls", we must first talk about a kind of working people's talent crystallization - Chuanjiang Trumpet.

As early as 2006, before the collapse, the Chuanjiang trumpet became the first batch of national intangible cultural heritage in China.

Chuanjiang trumpet has 26 kinds of word plates, more than 100 songs, rich and colorful content, representative works include "Eighteen Pulls", "Eight Lang Returns to the Camp", "Sister Gui Xiushu", "Pulling Fiber Trumpet", "Catching Cable Trumpet" and so on.

There is no doubt that this is pure technical work.

Nowadays, the people who can sing the Trumpet of the Sichuan River are almost extinct.

The situation in front of him is obvious, if Tianxiu can't sing "Eighteen" day and night, the consequences will be unimaginable.

In Jasmine's opinion, this is an impossible task.

This professional Shu language teacher searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and he couldn't remember what "Eighteen" should be.

At this time, Tianxiu buried his head and fell into deep thought.

Everyone can see that the people's Xiu'er was stumped this time.

A minute later, he still couldn't answer the question.

The Black Snake King was impatient: "How long do you want to think, Lao Tzu doesn't have the time to wait for you." ”

The vague figure in the air also spoke: "Note that the time for the respondent to think is one cup of tea (five minutes), and overdue is regarded as a failure." ”

Before the words fell, the three members of the team heard the system prompt.

Mission countdown: 3 minutes and 57 seconds.

There is not much time left for the daytime show.

Miao Miao and Jasmine held their breath, for fear of disturbing Tianxiu's train of thought day and night.

How much they wish that the great god and the first stage were supergods, but the great god is not omnipotent, and will also encounter unsolvable problems.

The daytime show in front of him was obviously stumped, and he still frowned after thinking about it for four minutes.

Countdown: 46 seconds......

Syllable!

Suddenly, day and night, Tianxiu slapped his head and sang loudly: "On the Qingming Festival in the first month, Xiao and the moon chased Li Bai (be), Zhang Fei fought Hu Jinde." Li Yulian came to match Cai Bojiao, and Han Xiangzi was reluctant to wish Yingtai ......"

The pronunciation of the Chuanjiang trumpet, Miao Miao basically didn't understand.

She just didn't know how to feel it, and she felt that the great god was so good.

Jasmine understood most of it, and gradually understood the true meaning of "Eighteen".

The so-called eighteen nonsense may as well be understood as eighteen nonsense lyrics, using exaggerated and nonsensical expressions to sing absurd stories such as Guan Gongzhan Qin Qiong, Han Xiangzi hooking up with Zhu Yingtai, etc.

After Tianxiu finished singing that day, the vague figure spoke: "The second question, customs clearance." ”

"Great God, forever dripping God!"

Miao Miao cheered and couldn't help but cheer loudly.

It's a pity that this special task can't be screenshotted and recorded, if it can be recorded and posted on the Internet, it will definitely show many netizens.

Although this is just a performance in the game, the performance of the day and night show still has a high reference value.

Teacher Jasmine had no doubt that if she could show the video to Director Qin of the School of Ancient Languages, the old professor would be amazed.

At this moment, Jasmine's five bodies fell to the ground, she couldn't imagine that in this era, there were still such people who spoke fluently, had a huge professional vocabulary, were proficient in fog rap, and knew the horn of the Sichuan River.

In the eyes of Teacher Jasmine, Day and Night Tianxiu is no longer human, she wants to express her admiration with a lyric: You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!

Some people rejoice, some people are sad.

At this moment, the Black Snake King is undoubtedly the one who is worried.

The black snake king's snake eyes became more and more uncertain.

The questions it produces seem random, but in fact they are deliberately difficult.

The pressure brought by the golden giant sword above his head made the Black Snake King clearly realize that the problem could not be solved by force, and the only solution was to stump the human kid with the problem.

The next third question, whether it is for the day show or the Black Snake King, is the last chance.

If the daytime show can't answer, the test fails, and everything is a floating cloud.

If the problem of the Black Snake King is solved, it will be counted as a failure, and the consequences will also be unbearable for this thousand-year-old black snake.

After thinking about it, the Black Snake King thought of the most difficult question.

Not to mention today's era of ruin, even hundreds of years ago, many locals in the Bashu region could not give a standard answer.

As soon as he thought of this, the Black Snake King got up: "The third question, just two words-Sao Bang!" ”

"I know!" Miao Miao learned to answer.

The bald beauty is very burning, she really didn't expect the third level of the Beastmaster to be so simple, giving her room to play: "The sao stick in Shu refers to the kind of person who has a bad reputation and is very sassy." ”

"Shut up, who told you to interject?" The Black Snake King was furious: "The topic of this king has not yet been finished, who dares to intervene again, die!" ”

The coercion, which was several times higher than before, swept in.

A man and two women were suffocated on the spot, and they were so suppressed by the momentum that they were about to faint.

Strange to say, the vague figure in the air was unmoved, acquiescing to the Black Snake King's behavior of bullying the small.

gave the three of them a dismount, and the Black Snake King said again: "Ignorant junior, you guys listen, the topic of the third level is - tell the origin and allusion of the word [Sao Bang], if you can't answer it with a cup of tea, don't blame the king for being ruthless!" ”

When he said this, the Black Snake King deliberately revealed his bloody mouth, and his form was hideous and terrifying.

Seeing such a terrifying thing, normal people will be scared to pee their pants, who has the heart to answer the question?

This is what the Black Snake King wants, deliberately using this sense of oppression to disturb his mind, so that the three humans can't concentrate on answering the question.

In the parlance of a professional game, this is pre-match psychological warfare, the mentality of the opponent first.

The vague figure in the air remained silent, as if he wanted to take this opportunity to see how much he could resist pressure day and night.

Seeing the fierce and vicious appearance of the Black Snake King, Miaomiao was dumbfounded.

She only saw on the Internet that some people like to use the word "sao stick" to complain about some people, where do you know the origin and allusion of this word.

The connotation of Shu language is really not as simple as she thought.

She looked at Teacher Jasmine for help, and found that the latter frowned, and Miaomiao's heart was broken.

She didn't have to ask to know that Teacher Jasmine, who was at level 6 of Shu language, didn't know the answer.

At this moment, Teacher Jasmine remembered a past incident, two years ago, a freshman asked her: Teacher, what does the word sao stick mean, and which allusion does it come from?

At that time, Ms. Jasmine replied with the meaning, but she didn't know the historical allusion.

She thought that this question was very simple, but considering that this word was more shameful, she was embarrassed to ask her colleagues for advice, so she secretly checked it on the Internet, but she didn't find a standard answer at all.

Later, Teacher Jasmine couldn't help it, so she ran to ask Director Qin of Shu Level 6, but she didn't expect that the old professor didn't know the answer.

With a spirit of learning, last year, Ms. Jasmine participated in the Shu language academic seminar and specially consulted the most authoritative and only Shu language level 8 expert in this base.

As a result, the answer given by the authoritative expert was also ambiguous and specious.

Recalling the past, Jasmine couldn't help but sweat for the day and night Tianxiu.

No matter how talented Tianxiu is day and night, after all, he is too young.

Such a young man, even if he has reached the 8th level of the major, has a gap in experience and experience compared with the respected old professor.

Therefore, Teacher Jasmine is very worried, day and night, Tianxiu will not be able to answer the third exam question of the Black Snake King.

She even suspected that the Black Snake King was simply playing with the three humans in front of her.

The first two levels make people see hope, and the third level suddenly sacrifices a big killer weapon with no standard answer, which clearly pits people to death.

This kind of gameplay is also in line with the conventional impression of human beings of the snake clan - insidious and vicious.

Jasmine, who was under duress, turned her head to look at the day and night show with great difficulty, she wanted to see if the man had given up in such a desperate situation.

To her surprise, Tianxiu's expression was extraordinarily calm day and night, and she couldn't see depression and depression at all.

The man did not bow his head under the pressure of the beastmaster, he used his strength to feed and raised his head.

When he looked up, there was an indescribable confidence in his eyes.

Jasmine felt that confidence, and couldn't help but think back to the time when she was on a mission, the man who had aroused her intense academic adoration for a short time.

The man she once admired so much did not disappoint her, and she only listened to Tianxiu gushing day and night: "The origin of the word sao stick comes from a kind of snake. In ancient Miaojiang and Bashu areas, there were many snakes and insects, and most of them were highly poisonous. At that time, there were two very common non-venomous snakes in the land of abundance, one was called the cauliflower snake and the other was called the Wusao snake. ”

"It is said that the black snake, whose scientific name is Wushao, is a kind of snake with a black body."

"Most of the snake tribes in the world will flee immediately when they see humans. Only the black snake does not take the usual road, they are like the snake in the Erha, like to fly themselves, often wandering on the side of the road in the field, seeing people do not hide, giving people a sense of immediacy that flies. ”

"Especially in summer, it is common to see two black snakes, one male and one female, entangled on the side of the road, doing shameful things. Since then, the Wusao snake, in the Bashu literature, has also been written as 'dirty snake'. “

"Because the two snakes that are entangled together are dirty and dirty, and look like a black stick, people have since called the Wusao snake - Wusao stick!"

"Over time, this language to describe animals has gradually been used in swear words."

"The ancients in the Bashu region often used the word [sao stick] to describe those men who played with flowers and grass, as well as women who hooked up with three or four."

"The above is the allusion to the word sao stick."

Speaking of this, Bai Tianxiu raised his head, looked directly at the Black Snake King, who was half taller than the White Emperor City, and suddenly said in surprise: "If I'm not mistaken, your body is a ...... Woo Sao Stick! ”

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