358 YBU
As we all know, the various feelings of players in "Evolved World" are almost indistinguishable from the real world.
In fact, the most representative is the effect of control skills.
Someone who has been hit by the fear skill, or shivered, or jumped, or screamed, and was completely dominated by fear.
There are also people who have weakened skills, their limbs are weak, and they fall to the ground to be slaughtered.
There are also people who fall into the frenzy effect and start attacking indiscriminately, even killing their teammates.
There was also a very rumor on the forum that there was once an adventuring party, five men and four women, who saw an eerie pink mist in the depths of the wasteland. After a group of people smelled the fog, they couldn't control themselves on the spot, and they stripped off their clothes with red eyes, and the story of nine people omitting 10,000 words occurred......
In the same way, the story in the underground practice room of the villa is also very true.
A day has passed, and the story continues.
Due to the excellent sound insulation of the practice room, people outside could not hear the movement.
If you walk into Villa No. 7 of Xingyue Lake and then walk to the entrance of the basement, the movement is a bit big.
Two days later, the story is not over.
It wasn't until the evening of the third day that the woman's panting stopped.
The man who was once crazy about output also stopped.
Syllable!
With a loud slap, a figure rushed out of the practice room.
Teacher Jasmine, disheveled and disheveled, ran out in a panic.
She no longer had the grace and tranquility she used to have, and ran into a room on the second floor in a panic, locked the door, and was stripped naked by herself again.
Why say "again"?
The story in this requires imagination.
In short, Ms. Jasmine took off her clothes, leaned on a large bathtub, washed her body repeatedly, and muttered to herself in distraction: "What's going on, why is this happening, why is it ......"
It didn't take long for another person to run out of the practice room.
The girl was much better than Jasmine, at least not in a cape.
Because, she doesn't have hair at all.
Mrs. Miao's reaction was similar to that of Ms. Jasmine, who ran into another room and soaked in the bathtub.
That sense of immediacy, as if you are not clean, you have to clean and scrub it.
Unlike Jasmine, the little nun scolded while washing: "Tang Jianxian, YBU, you deliberately trick people!" ”
YBU is a curse phrase invented by Miaomiaoshitai.
The full name of this phrase is your-big-uncle, which means you uncle......
Dare to swear at the high guardian saint Tang Jianxian, you can imagine how angry Miao Miao was in her heart.
There are two objective reasons for Mrs. Shi's anger.
First, the black bead named Saobang's heart was brought back by her.
Second, she took the initiative to take out the black beads in the practice room, and directly let the thing explode, causing a man and two women to be completely uncontrolled.
These two objective reasons perfectly explain what it means to lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot.
……
At the same time, in different places, some people were scolding.
The sound came from the basement, the rest area of the practice room to be precise.
The basement room is a bit like a gym, with three-quarters of the training area and a quarter of the rest area, carpeted, a long sofa and a variety of drinks next to it.
If you take a close-up shot, it is not difficult to find that the rest area has long been a mess, from the carpet to the sofa, and then from the sofa to the coffee table, full of traces of "battle".
"Beast, I despise you!"
The man who was scolding was scolding himself.
This kind of story happened, or an accident, he couldn't accept it intellectually, but deep down there was a little devil who kept shouting: It's too messy, it's too commotionous, but it's ...... I like it!
Bai Shixiu can't face up to the little devil in his heart, so he despises himself for himself.
He was sitting on the carpet, naked.
When you get closer, you can see that there is a reddish palm print on the left side of his face.
Obviously, he was slapped in the ears by a girl.
Judging from the shape of the hand, it was a masterpiece of Ms. Jasmine before leaving.
Day and night, Tianxiu's right face was not occupied, but the right eye socket was swollen into a panda eye.
It was left by Miao Miao before leaving, and it was obvious that the killing nun was not as kind as Jasmine, and she directly smashed her fist into the eye socket of Tongtiandai's rival.
After scolding, Bai Tianxiu looked sad.
To be honest, when the three-day accident came to an end, his first reaction was to run off the line.
After all, this kind of thing is too embarrassing and chaotic, and it is difficult for normal people to face it, and even more difficult to deal with it.
But he didn't want to avoid the problems that had happened by escaping, and in the end his second reaction was to stay and bear all the consequences.
He originally thought that like in the TV series, the two girls would ask him to be responsible afterwards or something, or cry, make trouble and hang themselves.
However, real life is not an idol drama, and in the end, what he was waiting for was a slap from Teacher Jasmine and a punch from Mrs. Miaomiao.
The two girls didn't say a word to him, hurriedly put on their clothes and ran away.
Faced with such a reality, the day show was at a loss.
He didn't even know what he was supposed to do next.
A grievance that cannot be described with pen and ink came to my heart.
The world is too harsh on men, men are responsible, men have to bear the consequences, men have to serve in the military, and men can't feel wronged yet...... So much so that more and more men don't want to be men anymore and become women through some kind of surgery.
From a purely rational point of view, the accident between the three of them was an accident, and if they had to be held responsible, the culprit would either be Tang Jianxian or Miao Miao, who suddenly took out the black beads.
But the reality is not like this, although Bai Tianxiu tried his best to resist, he even said, "Shitai, don't do this", but in the end he couldn't resist the control of the black fog.
In the end he received a slap + punch, as if everything was his fault.
"What the hell did I do wrong?"
Bai Tianxiu looked up and asked the sky.
It's only to blame that he doesn't believe in fate or heaven, and God didn't give him an answer.
After thinking about it, he still took out the responsibility of a man, found the mobile phone that fell on the ground, and clicked into a group.
The name of that group is called [Sharp and Invincible Domineering Task Group], and the group leader is Miao Miao, and there are only three people in it, namely Miao Miao Shitai, Jasmine Teacher, and Day and Night Tianxiu.
After thinking about it, Bai Tianxiu posted a message in the group: "You probably need time to calm down, so I won't bother you for now." This kind of accident happened, and my mind was so confused that I didn't know how to fix it. But I don't want to shirk responsibility, and whenever you want a result, I'm willing to cooperate. ”
The send was successful, and he quit the game.
Next, he was confronted with a question that many players had hotly discussed: after something happened in the game, would there be a ripple effect on the real body?
The answer to this question was revealed as early as the eighteenth birthday of the White Show.
When he had a low mortgage on the day, the staff suggested that he wear diapers, which was already very revealing.
Fortunately, the high-end gaming cabin has an automatic cleaning function, which largely resolves the embarrassment.
Despite this, Bai Baixiu was still uncomfortable and immediately ran to the bathroom to scrub up.
"Huh?"
In the process of washing, he subconsciously ran the Guiyuan Sword Dictionary to check his physical condition and found a problem.
The surface of Bai Xiu's body has not changed, but his dantian has undergone earth-shaking changes!