Miao Miao Shi is worthy of being Miao Miao Shitai, and she can tell a shameful thing so comedy.

The truth was revealed, and Yun Wei was convinced.

With her understanding of her best friend, this comedy story is completely in line with the character of the little witch.

Only the little witch who likes to play pranks can do such a strange thing.

And the core of comedy is tragedy, and in terms of results, it's a bit of a tragedy.

Yun Wei is facing a tragedy in front of her eyes: her boyfriend who is dating online has a story with her best friend......

At this moment, she especially wanted to speak Shu language, and it was incomparable to the local dialect in Shu language.

There is a kind of person in the world who tends to grow old in an instant.

At this moment, Yun Wei was like this, suddenly becoming sluggish, as if she had lost the will to survive.

The little witch was startled when she saw this: "Female donor, what's wrong with you, don't scare me." ”

Yun Wei sat on the sofa, leaned on the backrest, and said seriously: "Leave me alone, you listen to me, since you like him, go find him." In my mind, you are a person who dares to love and hate, has the courage to say things I dare not say, do things I dare not do, I have always taken you as an example, don't let me down. ”

"Don't you have a tone of confession?" The little witch was frightened: "Besides, who likes him, who I like in my heart, don't you have points?" ”

Yun Wei had no emotional fluctuations, and told a story very calmly: "I still remember when you upgraded to two stars, you created the character of Miao Miao in the game and became a nun in the game world. At that time, I naively thought that you didn't want to marry Long Tianyu, so you used this way to show your attitude. ”

"Listening to you talk about some things today, I realized that you already knew in your heart that you didn't allow yourself to intersect with men physically. Your ordination in the game, including some of the symptoms you occasionally show of disliking men, and even deliberately flirting with me sometimes, is nothing more than a kind of self-hypnosis. ”

"All these years you have been brainwashing yourself, trying to convince yourself mentally that you don't like men, you like girls."

"But the instincts that people show at certain times are the most telling things, and I see your instincts."

"And it's in such an unspeakable situation, you can see it clearly, and you can hear it clearly...... Do you know how active you were and how loud you screamed after that black bead exploded? ”

The little witch couldn't hold back at all: "Stop! ”

Then she began to make excuses: "I admit, I was a little more unrestrained at the time, but is that to blame me?" Obviously, it was that black bead with a powerful control effect, I was controlled, and you were also controlled. ”

Speaking of this, the girl scolded: "Damn Tang Jianxian, what a guardian saint, it's simply not a human!" It is clear that Tang Jianxian set this trap, he left a hundred years of regret in his heart, and wanted to make up for the regret on the three of us, so he made a black bead for us to take the bait, and deliberately set a fascination effect that could not be dispelled! ”

"You're half right, Tang Jianxian is indeed suspected of making up for regrets." Yun Wei said: "But the problem with the other half is that you are still hiding yourself. I'll tell you a secret, for a while I suspected that you were really that kind of Sayuri, and secretly checked a lot of relevant information to see if you had that kind of symptoms. I've long been sure that you're not at all, you're just pretending you are! ”

"Nerd, is this kind of thing useful?" The little witch expressed dissatisfaction.

"I know you're going to say that, if the Black Bead incident was purely accidental, then I might as well give another example."

Yun Wei's heart was like a mirror at this moment, and she was reasonable: "When you received the task from the Shushan region, you were still full of hope when you were not sure if it was the inheritance of the Sword Immortal. At that time, you said something that touched me very much, and you said - if you can get the inheritance of the Sword Immortal, you can return to the vulgar. ”

"I have no doubt that you blurted out the truth."

"At that time, the C-level evolution technique you learned in college was biased towards the body refining school, which would make your muscles denser and denser, and you were destined to not be able to live a normal married life. You have always wanted to solve this problem in your heart, and the Sword Immortal Inheritance is undoubtedly the best solution. ”

"You've said more than once that several Patronus Spirits have gotten married and had children, which means that when you reach the level of Patron Saints, you won't be bothered by that kind of muscle density."

"It's just that this kind of issue is too sensitive, and you love face so much, you never mention it to anyone."

“…… That's enough! ”

The little witch was furious: "Your logic has a problem from the root!" Even if I pretend to be Sayuri, how can you judge that I like him? Let's be honest, if it weren't for Sister Yong's face, I would have beaten him to death as a strong X criminal! ”

"Really?"

Yun Wei seemed to see through everything: "Because of your experience when you were a child, you never trust a person easily, even if you pick a teammate, you have to test many times and test many times before you draw conclusions." ”

"When we used to do tasks together, I could feel that you were always testing him."

"After a long time, I can feel that you are very satisfied with him in the game."

"At that time, I thought you were just treating him as a teammate, and you found a companion who you could give to your back."

"Later, you went to the No Return Realm together, and a lot of things happened that I didn't witness with my own eyes."

"Judging from your performance after you came back, you are also very satisfied with him in reality."

"Otherwise, you wouldn't have taken the initiative to ask Ying to feed him bananas one bite at a time, and you wouldn't have acquiesced to him doing that kind of thing to you that night."

"I'll admit, that night, you did have a prank, and felt that he didn't have anything to do with you."

"But, with what I know about you, you still have expectations in your heart."

"What you're expecting is — what if, what if it's possible."

"Am I right?"

In the face of such soul torture, the little witch's body trembled.

She became hysterical: "Why, you are not me, why use your conjecture to make conclusions?" ”

Yun Wei was not angry: "I don't want to draw such a conclusion, but it has happened." You have a saying that you are right, sometimes a woman does not need to be reasonable, and she cannot be cheap. At the very least, he is responsible for one of them, you go to him. ”

The little witch was taken aback: "What do you mean, pity me?" Give him up to me? ”

Yun Wei replied: "If I were an independent individual, I would never let it, and I would fight for whatever I said." ”

Speaking of this, she laughed at herself: "But I don't exist alone, and even I can't guarantee that I will suddenly disappear one day." ”

"During this time, I thought about this question repeatedly. Even if I'm with him, or even live together, so what? Think about it, one day he woke up and found that I had suddenly become a different person. How can a stranger, who doesn't know him, accept it? ”

The little witch was silent, and her heart couldn't be calm for a long time.

It's too real to say something that's too shocking.

So she couldn't help but didn't say the truth - what Senior Brother Bai never forgot was actually "another person".