In fact, although he was forced to be helpless, he had to agree to tell the story, but Wu Zerong has always been serious in his work, and he still attaches great importance to the show, and has made some careful preparations.

First of all, in terms of subject matter, he referred to the opinions of An Ran and Zhou Fanghua, and chose a detective story that everyone likes to see and can attract attention.

Secondly, he also carefully made a simple and practical outline for the content to be told, and before the formal performance, he also did several trial lectures in private, striving to not forget the words, not stuttering, and not repeating the words.

This kind of serious attitude is quite worthy of recognition, at least it is much more responsible than Enron's completely casual nonsense and on-the-spot nonsense.

But the problem also lies in his extremely serious and rigorous attitude.

Storytelling, logic or something, in fact, is still secondary, it is not enough to just have the content to be attractive, the key is to test the eloquence of the narrator.

The same ghost story, after some people tell it, the listener feels dull and tasteless, and has no feeling, even if the narrator himself trembles with fear and goosebumps fall to the ground, it will not infect the audience.

But some people have not only made the audience feel creepy at the time, as if they were there, hugging each other, and even after a long time, they also felt unforgettable, unforgettable, and had a few nightmares if they didn't get it right, causing some psychological shadows and other sequelae.

The narrator himself, on the other hand, is completely unaffected by the story he is telling, and his face is fearless and calm.

To achieve this effect, it is not only the eloquence of the narrator, but also his grasp of the atmosphere of the scene, the adjustment of the rhythm of the story, the mobilization of the audience's emotions, and the transmission and creation of a mysterious atmosphere...... And so on, these can be combined to achieve a fascinating effect.

It's a pity that Wu Zerong doesn't know any of the above, he only has one thing that stands out, that is, his memory.

His attitude towards storytelling is meticulous, the logic is rigorous and dense, but the language is dry, not to mention vivid, he doesn't even hesitate to add a little adjective that is conducive to creating an atmosphere, completely and thoroughly tiled and straightforward, there is no turning point at all, and it is an authentic running account.

The most fatal thing is his tone and intonation.

The language is dry, and the lack of adjectives is endured, but can you not tell a story in a tone?!

The audience present shouted helplessly in their hearts.

Of course, no one is embarrassed to shout it to their faces, and that's too shameless.

So Wu Xuewei continued to use his old gentleman's unchanged, no ups and downs, no changes in the tone, unhurried, unhurried, and unhurried.

Well, at this time, even An Ran and Zhou Fanghua, two hardcore friends, can't have a clear conscience, and insist that this kind of telling of his old man is called "storytelling".

It's not so much that he's telling a story, it's that he's reciting scriptures.

In fact, An Ran, who had downloaded Buddhist scriptures on the Internet before, really felt that calling his way of telling stories a sutra was really a bit insulting to the professional standards of other monks.

In fact, the Buddhist scriptures on the Internet are quite rhythmic, and after listening to them a lot, they really feel calm.

Listen to Wu Xuewei's this, it is really a tune for 10,000 years, and the slightest change is not enough, it is really hard to understand how he maintains it.

If this is recorded and put on Taobao, with a name such as a hypnotic divine comedy, it may really be a hot seller and make a small profit.

Absolutely hypnotic top notch.

Before he was halfway through his story, there were already several classmates in the class who were secretly yawning, but they were worried about Wu's face, and they were embarrassed to beat openly, and the beating was quite hidden.

Actually, they didn't have to do it at all.

Wu Zerong, who wanted to complete the story quickly, neatly, and word for word, didn't have time to notice the surrounding scene at all, just stood there and stared ahead, and continued to tell it with his unchanging tone.

Anyway, whether you listen or not, I have to talk about it, whether you sleep or not, I am the same tune, you don't understand, I will talk about my own, not high, not low, not hurry, not slow, trapped to death, tired of you, confused to death.

In the end, even An Ran and Zhou Fanghua yawned again and again, their eyelids fought, their expressions were sluggish, and they couldn't wake up.

Fortunately, it was finally Wu University's grace that finally ended his long and tasteless story before everyone fell asleep.

In addition to himself, the whole class secretly yawned and said silently in their hearts, Oh, my God, it's finally over, it's okay, it's okay, I didn't sleep in public.

Wu Zerong himself was also relieved, still glad in his heart and made a rigorous review and review, oops, my God, it's finally over, it's okay, it's okay, I didn't forget the words in public, and I didn't forget the important plot.

As for whether this story can be attractive, whether everyone finds it interesting and exciting.

Hehe, I'm sorry, as a person with an extraordinary thirst for knowledge, Wu Zerong never cared about this.

As for the protest raised by An Ran and Zhou Fanghua against his dry storytelling after the party, especially in the face of Zhou Fanghua's questioning of him who seemed to be serious, but was actually suspected of bluffing his errand.

Wu Zerong is quite calm and fearless.

Laughing, he said, "Think I'm not good at speaking?" Isn't it interesting? Do you want to sleep? ”

An Ran nodded honestly, and Zhou Fanghua nodded indignantly.

"Then don't let me talk about it next time."

Wu Zerong said calmly, smiling so much that he was not shocked.

An Ran and Zhou Fanghua's eyes widened together, and they stretched out trembling fingers to point at him.

An Ran said: "Wu Zerong, I really saw what it means to be hidden, what is scheming, what is cunning and treacherous, and what is not on the fold of steamed buns!" ”

Zhou Fanghua said: "Your little comrade's intentions are too insidious, too cunning, and too unkind, do you say that you are worthy of my trust in you?" As a class committee member, should you lead by example? Are you worthy of those students who are serious about performing programs? Are you worthy of those comrades who hold their eyelids hard and endure not sleeping? ”

How do you know that An Ran's words changed next: "Alas, you are still a shrewd kid, if only I knew that I would also learn from you!" ”

Wu Zerong is quite modest: "Where, where, I'm completely performing in my true colors, I'm really not good." ”

Next week, Fanghua didn't know which one to clean up first, a pair of big eyes were like laser strafing, and they glared at the two of them in turn, and then glared at them.