Chapter 596: The Old and the New Confrontation [Asking for a Monthly Pass and Asking for a Reward]
"Brother Chic, how could you have such an idea?" Zhao Mingyang looked at Brother Chi and asked.
Brother Chic said embarrassedly: "I can't help this impulse, I want to give it a try?" ”
Hao Ren watched from the side, also looked at Zhao Mingyang and said, "I want to give it a try too, this abdominal muscle is really good-looking." ”
Zhao Mingyang looked at these two two two or five boys and said: "Every time it starts from a try to addiction, Brother Chic, you can give it a try, but you have to think about how many pairs of eyes are around here?"
Although this is the junction of Shencheng and many provinces, there are also a lot of Shencheng people who come over, if they see your actions, there happen to be your kindergarten teacher classmates, primary school teachers and classmates, and the son-in-law of Uncle Wang's sister-in-law and aunt next door to your house are likely to be among these tourists.
At that time, the rumors that spread falsely will spread out, saying that you are doing this, and you are adding fuel and vinegar, and don't expect any woman to take the initiative to contact you in the future, but you may have some special hobbies of male classmates who will invite you to dinner, and then get drunk and go to the pharmacy to buy some Kaisero.
Come on, I don't refuse, the brave are fearless. ”
Chic brother (⊙o⊙)...
"Forget it, let's observe, what you said is so scary, how the hell did you get it? Can I get it? It's really like the one in the movie and the poster, it's just beautiful and beautiful, and I've never seen this kind of abs in reality. Brother Chi asked.
"It's exercise, every point of success is inseparable from silently persevering, you see me such a good identity, but you don't see that I insist on exercising for three hours a day, a thousand push-ups, a thousand sit-ups, a thousand jump ropes, a thousand bench presses, and five kilometers of thunderous running~ These are all exchanged for sweat." Zhao Mingyang looked at Brother Chic and Hao Ren and said.
Hao Ren took out his mobile phone and opened the calculator to calculate, and then said: "One minute and sixty seconds, you have four thousand times, the average sit-ups are basically at least two to three seconds on average, if it is mechanical, that is, half an hour counts you a thousand times, and the remaining times, skipping rope and push-ups are also counted as half an hour to complete, and there is a bench press, which is also counted for half an hour, that is, if you basically do not rest, it will take two hours to complete the above said."
There is also a five-kilometer run, I just checked that beginners are about 45 minutes, and after running for a long time, they are all folk masters, which are semi-professional, and you can go to the competition in 25 minutes.
You should be around thirty to thirty-five minutes, so what do you have twenty-five minutes left to do? You can also calculate your five-minute break for each project.
But if you train like this, you may have sudden death or damage to the joints of your body, and Du Niang said that your training method exists in theory······
Zhao Mingyang stared at Hao Ren and smiled: "Hao Ren, you don't have many friends, cherish it, Brother Chic, you tell Hao Ren, what is a friend?" ”
Brother Chic looked at Hao Ren and sighed and said: "A good friend should know whether his friend is bragging or explaining the facts, what Mingyang said obviously does not match the facts, and you have to let him turn the bragging bull into the truth, this kind of training is basically impossible, continuous three-hour uninterrupted high-intensity training, human beings can't complete it at present, it's overloaded." ”
Zhao Mingyang pulled Hao Ren and Brother Chic aside and said, "Guess those women on the Internet, why are their legs so white when they take pictures and videos?" And glossy? Did you know that there is a thing called whitening liquid? Not only can you make up on your face, but you can also do it on your body, and I really exercised my abdominal muscles, but with a little assistance, if you want to learn it, you can also teach it.
First of all, prepare an oil-controlling primer, glue primer, setting spray, foundation, loose powder, etc., and draw the outline lines with a pencil.
Then apply an oil-controlling primer to the area you draw, then apply a layer of glue to set the makeup, apply a layer of liquid foundation, spray a setting spray, and then pat the loose powder evenly and spray a layer of setting spray.
After a set comes down, you think I'm afraid of water? How is it possible, don't you see the makeup of the girls who are not afraid to come here? If this set is applied to the face, it will not be on the mask when wearing a mask, let alone washing your face or something.
Only people who don't know how to make up think that they will spend money after putting on makeup and washing their faces, and they don't need professional makeup remover, and they are not afraid of water at all, understand? Want to give it a try? ”
Brother Xiao and Hao Ren shook their heads, they were so dizzy when they heard it, their brains were dizzy, why did they spend so much time?
"Hey~ There are no stinky men in the world, only lazy men, do you still have an opinion on me pretending to be forced now?"
"No, convinced, really convinced, every time we pretend to succeed behind the efforts we can't see, big guy, I'm convinced, just that you know makeup so well, 99% of men have been convinced, and it also made me understand that women's makeup can not only paint faces." Brother Chic said.
Zhao Mingyang watched everyone go to get the water gun, and Hao Ren and Brother Xiao also went.
Everyone used different colored markers to draw a mark on their arm or neck, which was like a life bar, if it was washed away by water, it would be eliminated, and a picture was taken to record the area where everyone's mark was.
Hao Ren drew a mark on the soles of his feet, and Zhao Mingyang looked at Hao Ren and said, "What are you doing?" Are you afraid that you won't die fast enough? It's full of water, and if you walk around barefoot here, you don't have to be attacked with a water gun, and you're hanging. ”
"You have a lot of sense, but where can you survive longer? You say I'm painting there, isn't it the safest? Hao Ren glanced at his little bean and said.
"Uh~uh~ah~ I didn't say that I couldn't draw there, but you have to think about it, and someone will question that your mark has been washed out, so you have to check, and in the end, it's likely that the whole company has checked it, what do you think you have? Or do you want people to see how small and delicate you are? Zhao Mingyang complained.
Hao Ren was in a cold sweat, and finally he drew a circle on his arm.
"Why didn't I see the logo you draw?" Hao Ren looked at Zhao Mingyang and asked curiously.
"If you have strengths and strengths, don't you like to show them in front of people?" Zhao Mingyang said as a matter of course.
Hao Ren·······
What he said made sense.
Zhao Mingyang took out a marker and looked at Hao Ren and said: "Your eyes betray you, which fully reflects that you are a low-level and interesting person, my specialty is my face, why do you think?" ”
After speaking, Zhao Mingyang drew a circle on his eyebrows.
Hao Ren almost turned his back angrily, not talking about martial arts.
"Okay, everyone is ready, just five minutes to hide, after five minutes, you can choose to attack, or you can choose to hide all the time, the rule is not to attack people other than the company, there are no superiors and subordinates here, everyone can play with their hands, don't have pressure." Zhao Mingyang called everyone and said.
"Mr. Zhao, you don't have a water gun." A girl looked at Zhao Mingyang and said.
"Don't you say I've forgotten, have you all chosen? I'm just waiting for you to choose first, I'm choosing, after all, I've always liked to let my family choose first, I'll go and see what else I can just find one. Zhao Mingyang said with a smile.
The others looked at each other, there were no good water guns there, and they were basically selected by everyone, and other tourists also chose them, leaving only the small palm-sized water guns that children played.
Some employees gloated that they could kill Zhao Mingyang in a while.
Only the dashing brother Hao Ren and Xu Tingtian know that these new employees are too naïve, Zhao Mingyang will let them know what it means that Mingyang never does things that suffer losses, if there is, it is a blessing to suffer losses, and he must be blessed if he suffers, otherwise whoever makes him suffer will take revenge.
No, when Zhao Mingyang appeared again, all the new employees couldn't help but scold in their hearts.
I saw that Zhao Mingyang was carrying a bucket similar to a pesticide, and the water gun he was holding couldn't be said to be big, it could only be said to be the same as the oversized Gatling in the movie, and he had to hold it with both hands.
And the oversized water gun itself can hold at least ten catties of water, plus the bucket on the back, the bucket can hold at least twenty catties of water, and the bucket and the water gun are also connected to this pipe, how to play?
He's basically equal to infinite bursts, and his suit can be worth the water storage of twenty or thirty water guns.
"I saw this bucket just now, I didn't expect the staff to ask me if I wanted this, I said no, that's it, after all, there is a sprinkler, I didn't expect the staff to say that this is a hidden model, didn't you see it just now?" Zhao Mingyang looked at everyone and said.
Young, young, who organized everyone to come here? Who arranges the game? The world is inherently unfair.
The newcomers seem to understand something now, but they can only endure it, because everyone did see this thing just now, and some people tried it, and the staff said that this is not a water gun, but I didn't expect it, this is not a water gun, it is a magazine, they don't give it, Zhao Mingyang will give it?
"Alright, let's get started." After Zhao Mingyang finished speaking, he took Xu Tiantian, who was in a team with him, and Brother Xiaoxiao, Hao Ren and others left first.
"Everyone do a good job of covering, a group of four, we are a team of four, and the rest of you will be automatically matched." Zhao Mingyang and the other members of the team said.
The others didn't want to be in a group with Zhao Mingyang, and when the others left, Xu Tiantian looked at Zhao Mingyang and asked, "Are you going too far?" Cheating, blatant cheating. ”
"That's right, it's too blatant to open the cheat, you will pull hatred like this, and you will play games and hang up." Hao Ren said.
"You simply wrote the three words shameless on your face, you are waiting to be besieged, I am ashamed to be on a team with you, it is too shameless." Brother Chic said.
"That's exactly what I want, you see the group of newcomers in the company, all of them are so Buddhist, as if they are here to support the elderly, I want to stimulate their wolf nature, if they are all like Hao Ren, then our swishing can be announced bankrupt in advance." Zhao Mingyang said.
"Why did you get involved with me again, didn't you still say that this swishing system means that everyone can not follow the office system of the previous company, and everyone can maintain the most comfortable state of work?" Hao Ren said.
"That's right, a comfortable state of office, not passive slacking, if there is no volume king in the company, then, everyone completes their own work, then there will be one thing, that is, all models are in one mode unchanged.
Unchanged for any enterprise is a regression, don't be deceived by those foreign companies, what leaders and employees are friends, everyone wants to rest on the rest, can stay are valuable, valuable I of course give rest, give freedom, give understanding and support, such as you, I don't need to win the championship to ask more, because you have the ability.
If you don't have the ability, you can go home, which world-class company have you seen that has no requirements for recruitment? Do they all require graduates of the world's top universities, and this thing still needs to question the ability?
You see the group of people we recruited, recruited in the early stage, I can say that many of them are unqualified, this is about to be a month, three months to become regular, I will definitely eliminate a group of people during the internship, so if they don't realize what the job is during the internship, do you think this is fair to excellent employees?
An excellent employee is pulled into the crowd lying flat, wasting their value, I think that is the worst crime, if everyone has the ability to work, then there is no involution, I have nothing to say to complete my own work, everyone is relaxed, but if only one person is completing the workload of three people, those three people touch the fish, I can't bear it, don't say it, rush with me, teach young people a lesson, I give a good lecture at night, you also have to learn to manage, after all, you are also management. ”
Hao Ren →_→
What about the team building, isn't this a meeting again·····
Brother Chic admires Zhao Mingyang very much, Zhao Mingyang is born with the specialty of being able to give people meetings and explanations for various reasons, and he is really a natural leader.
Xu Tiantian is also convinced, is playing a game to pave the way for a meeting? It's just like his father, and the sudden meeting caught people off guard.
This is also the reason why many companies are building and employees want to take leave, only new employees think that this is happy, but in fact, you don't know where your boss and your leader are waiting to give you a lecture and beating.
As Zhao Mingyang expected, Zhao Mingyang's play instantly united the newcomers, and someone took the lead in organizing everyone to kill Zhao Mingyang's group first, and let Zhao Mingyang buy food and drink for everyone at night.
"So Mr. Zhao won't be angry, right?" A girl asked.
"What are you afraid of, what he said, the eliminated one is responsible for serving everyone, he won't be able to afford to play, right? It's also him who can't afford to play that embarrassment, and unity and cooperation make our fine tradition, and team building is not to enhance our mutual unity. Wang Zhengming, the initiator, said.
He is the most active in the company, he usually gets along well with the people in the company, and he is also very proud, because he has a good family background, and he is also a famous student, he thinks that Zhao Mingyang is so young to become in this position, he must have the ability in the family, and if he really compares with him, his ability is definitely not as good as him.
The most important thing is that he has a deep love for Xu Tiantian, since Xu Tiantian came to work, it is to hook his soul away.
Clear-eyed people can see that Zhao Mingyang is plotting against Xu Tiantian, and he wants to teach this second ancestor a good lesson.