010: Evil mother-in-law, brother in my heart
If it weren't for Zhu Huanyu suddenly pulling Qin Younian to visit the Qinglou, the two girls who accompanied him were in love with him again, openly and secretly expressing their wet spring, and intentionally or unintentionally bare Chunguang looked at the eyes of a long needle, Qin Younian categorically would not leave the familiar figure that made him hate so much that he hate it so much, patted his head, and hurriedly asked: "By the way, Brother Gao, Second Brother Gao, is there a woman carrying a knife in the Imperial God Machine?" ”
"The woman with the knife?" Gao Chief, Gao Shou looked at Qin Younian at the same time.
There is a railing outside the Fenglaiyi Building, Qin Younian nodded, Chief Gao frowned and pinched his chin, his eyes were weird, and after a while, he sighed and said: "Brother Qin, there are indeed women who carry knives and knives in the Imperial God Machine, but they are all alive and vigorous, and they can carry the tripod immediately, so it's really hard to start." ”
"That's right, Brother Qin, isn't it good to find a girl who is a little bird? Why do you have to smash the tiger girls in the god machine, those girls are a little braver than us men, Brother Qin has to think twice. Gao Shou echoed bitterly.
According to Zhu Huanyu's urine nature, big shoulders and round waist are his favorite, and women with good figures are just moving "ribs" in his eyes, how can this dead fat man let go of the meat in his mouth, and wait for Qin Younian.
"Brother Qin, think twice!" Chief Gao and the two brothers looked strange, glanced at each other, and then elbowed Qin Younian, they obviously misunderstood what Qin Younian meant.
"Forget it........." And Qin Younian, who was the initiator, rubbed his eyebrows, simply closed his eyes, and did not give any explanation, let the two brothers guess.
Listen to the guest who came out of Youfeng Laiyi Lou muttered, "Mother Yang's boudoir suddenly heard a loud noise for some reason, it seemed to be a solid wood bed, and even the floor was smashed. ”
The three people waiting on the edge of the railing, suddenly you looked at me, I looked at you, and they all saw the word "admiration" from each other's eyes.
The guests who left smashed their tongues one after another, "The fat fat man pressed Mother Yang, Mother Yang pressed the bed, and the bed pressed the ground - the earth shook the mountains!" ”
"I don't know what kind of sin Mother Yang has created in her life, I heard the girl who came downstairs say that Mother Yang was pressed on the spot and her limbs twitched, rolled her eyes, and foamed at the mouth."
Qin Younian, Chief Gao, and the three of them gave a thumbs up at the same time, Zhu Huanyu, this fat man, is a dragon spirit and a fierce tiger, the bed collapses and doesn't count, everyone has to fold!
Qin Younian and the three of them glanced at each other, holding back a smile at the corners of their eyes, wanting to enter the building to see what kind of scene it was, but Gao Shou suddenly blinked his eyes, and mysteriously leaned over and said to Qin Younian, "Fat Zhu's ass is whiter than ordinary women." ”
Qin Younian had a chill, and Chief Gao suddenly said, "It's also very soft." ”
The two brothers, Gao Chief, pinched their chins and took a step back, their eyes strange and not smiling.
Qin Younian's face turned dark, and he forcibly resisted the idea of beating people, and said, "Two big brothers, can you hope that I will be better." ”
"Hahaha......... Misunderstood, misunderstood. Chief Gao put his arm around Qin Younian's shoulders, greeted him with a high head, and the three of them walked towards Youfeng Laiyi Tower, but as soon as they took two steps, they saw the disheveled Zhu Fat Man walking out against the wall, followed by a group of girls who covered their mouths and snickered.
When I looked closely, the corners of Zhu Fatman's head were hideous, and he was leaking when he spoke.
The three of them hurriedly stepped forward, Qin Younian was on the left, Gao Shou was on the right to support Zhu Fatzi, and Gao Chief was behind to reward the girls one by one with silver.
On the way back,
Zhu Huanyu has been sad and lamenting: "Ouch, I'm going to die." Brother Qin, Brother Gao, slow down, when the bed collapsed, my waist was also twisted, and I had to wipe off the safflower oil when I went back. ”
At this time, Zhu Fatzi completely forgot how many pounds and taels he weighed, and his whole body was directly pressed down and didn't want to walk, if it wasn't for Gao Chieftain kicking him in the back, Zhu Fatzi still boasted that he was an injured and sick person, and he kept letting Qin Younian and the two of them help back to the Imperial God Machine before they were willing to give up.
Zhu Huanyu covered his ass and shouted: "Kick lightly, the kick is broken, Mother Yang is distressed." ”
Chief Gao pursed his mouth, and there was a chill.
Zhu Fatzi's body was full of the smell of wine, mixed with the special rouge smell on Mother Yang's body, which was very pungent, Qin Younian hurriedly jumped away, covered his mouth and nose and said: "Brother Zhu, you are really a five-body throw that I admire." ”
Gao Shou learned the Qinglou girl, and pinched the soft flesh on the waist of the Zhu fat man with a twisted look, and the Zhu fat man looked back with a look of resentment, Chu Chu was pitiful, and the high head who looked straight at it had erect hair on his back, jumping away from it, and his heart palpitated.
There is a Fenglai Yilou not far from the Imperial God Machine, Chief Gao took the lead in going back and calling the guards at the door to help Zhu Fat Man back, and then dragged Qin Younian hard, let him rest in the Imperial God Machine, Gao Shou was on duty tonight, just vacating a room.
Qin Younian said a lot of things, and promised to drink another meal tomorrow, so that he was able to leave the Imperial God Machine and return to the inn, and tossed until the second half of the night, which can be regarded as a good night's sleep.
Who ever thought,
At dawn the next day, Gao Shou couldn't wait to knock on the door, carrying two jars of wine, which was called "drinking morning wine, life is not wasted", with a yawning chief and Zhu Huanyu, who had not woken up.
In the room,
Qin Younian, Gao Chief, and Zhu Huanyu were sleepy-eyed, and occasionally responded weakly to the high head who was spitting on the stars flying wildly.
"This is German roast chicken, I went to line up to buy it before dawn, hurry up and try it."
Gao Shou picked up the roast chicken wrapped in yellow paper, and the aroma was fragrant for a while, so that the three people who didn't wake up instantly came to their senses, they didn't eat much last night, and they didn't eat much last night, and they did some physical work later, and they felt hungry.
"This chicken is good, why don't you buy a few more."
The two roast chickens were eaten up by the four of them after a while, Qin Younian looked unfinished with a snort, this roast chicken can be compared to the roast rabbit of the old fairy, tender and juicy.
Zhu Huanyu, who only drank a sip of wine, surrendered, and ran to Qin Younian's bed to fall asleep on the grounds of low back pain, and when he turned over, he felt that something was under him in a panic, and when he took it out, he saw that it was a wooden box, Zhu Fatzi squinted, put the wooden box away, and greeted, "Call me when the brothers leave." Then he fell asleep, and his snoring shook the sky.
Gao Shou suddenly said with disdain: "Fat Zhu, sooner or later you will die in bed." ”
Qin Younian smiled silently, the wine brought by Gao Shou was different from spirits and Baihua Brew, there was a special fragrance with a long aftertaste, and he couldn't help but be greedy for a few more glasses.
There is an allusion to this wine, saying that a prince of a family is in love with a Qingqi'er in Qinglou, and he scatters his family wealth and exchanges the wine in the cup for a little rouge on Qingqier's lips......... As for the story of joys and sorrows behind the allusion, what Gao Shou said was the Tao, but it was incoherent, and Qin Younian didn't hear the reason.
The three of them talked and laughed, and the most talked about was which lady in Baiyan City was the most plump, and which Qinglou had a few new pretty noodles...... The two jars of wine were drunk to the third pole of the sun, and the high chief suddenly remembered that he still had important things to do, and quickly woke up Zhu Fatzi, Qin Younian carried the wooden box on his back, and the four of them hurriedly returned to the Imperial God Machine.
"Brother Qin, our two brothers will go first, wait for Zhu Fatzi to settle you, and then look for you in the evening." As soon as he arrived and passed through the eight or nine corridors, the high chief pulled his head and walked to a tall tower on the left.
According to Zhu Huanyu's introduction, this tower is called Qianyu Pavilion, which stores important confidential copywriting, and is also a case library, which is heavily guarded inside and outside. If you want to enter the Thousand Imperial Pavilion, you must hold the documents of the three elders, and you can't stay in it for more than one pillar of incense.
As for the other two towers, Zhu Fatzi didn't say anything, and Qin Younian didn't ask much, but just followed him to the attic at the end of the eighty-ninth corridor.
As soon as I looked up, the three words of "Yushen Machine" bronzing big characters suddenly came into view, and the pen was vigorous, and the words were like swimming dragons, magnificent atmosphere.
Walking into the first floor of the attic, there were not many people scattered at a glance, all buried in their own business.
What catches people's attention is that a woman in green clothes is holding a needle embroidery, in the most conspicuous position in the center of the first floor of the attic, she embroiders two lotus flowers, but the petals of the lotus flower are black, which is very strange.
The woman put down the embroidery needle, got up and smiled at Qin Younian, Zhu Huanyu saw this, his face turned pale, and he pulled Qin Younian and fled.
After running up to the second floor in one breath, Zhu Huanyu was obviously relieved, and said to Qin Younian: "Brother Qin, in the future, whether it is inside or outside the Imperial God Machine, as long as you meet the evil woman who smiled at you just now, you don't have to do anything, run quickly, and choose the farther you run." ”
"Wicked woman?"
Just now, the woman showed her nobility with a smile and a smile, she made gestures, complained and moved, and her intestines were soft, she was a rare beautiful stunner, and she scared Zhu Huanyu like this.
Qin Younian was puzzled: "Brother Zhu, how can you say this?" I'm a newcomer, if there's anything I need to pay attention to, Brother Zhu needs to remind me a lot. ”
Zhu Huanyu took Qin Younian's hand and said bitterly: "Brother Qin, don't you want to say that my brother and I are talking bad behind others, you just need to know that you would rather offend the elder in the Imperial God Machine than offend the evil lady just now, and Miss Tuoba." ”
Zhu Huanyu didn't explain much about the matter here, it seems that he was obviously choked by the evil lady and Miss Tuoba in his mouth. Qin Younian nodded and said, "Thank you Brother Zhu for reminding me, I will pay more attention in the future." ”
Then, Zhu Huanyu turned around and took a set of Imperial Divine Machine costumes from the cabinet next to him, and motioned for Qin Younian to go to the room to change into them.
Different from the flying fish costume of Jinyiwei, what can be seen at a glance on the costume of the Imperial God Machine is two auspicious cloud patterns that stretch up to the shoulders, painted with gold silk edges, fabrics, etc., and some dark patterns, with complex workmanship.
Qin Younian was dressed neatly, looked left and right at the bronze mirror, and if he frowned and looked coldly, there was a bit of officialdom in it.
Waiting for Qin Younian to walk out of the door, Zhu Huanyu stepped forward and put the waist card on him intimately, and said: "Brother Qin, our Imperial God Machine is different from Jinyi Wei, although there is no grade and no rank, this auspicious cloud suit is no worse than the flying fish suit. Because we are all from the rivers and lakes, and the weapons we use are also different, we don't have the same swords as Jinyiwei. ”
Qin Younian nodded and asked, "Brother Zhu, why is there only such a person in the Imperial God Machine?" ”
Zhu Huanyu patted Qin Younian on the shoulder, hugged him downstairs, and said: "Recently, there have been a lot of affairs, and many people have gone out to do errands. Since Brother Qin is an acquaintance, of course, it is the easiest and most important task to be assigned, and the monthly reward is twenty taels, and there will be additional rewards after the task is completed. ”
Qin Younian squinted slightly, thanks to the old man, he really wanted to go through the back door, and then he thanked him and said, "Brother Zhu, then what is my task?" ”
I went downstairs and looked around, and the woman in Tsing Yi just now was gone, along with the lotus flowers she embroidered.
Zhu Huanyu smiled mysteriously and said: "You'll know later, this is a job that many people want to rush to do, brother, I took a lot of effort to grab it for my brother, if Brother Qin succeeds, don't forget me." ”
Qin Younian scratched his head, can't he finish his words at once, he has to sell Guan Zi to hang people's appetites, Zhu Fatzi is not only well versed in the essence of Qinglou, but his ability to say half and leave half is not bad.
Qin Younian, who was patient with the curiosity in his heart, followed Zhu Huanyu out of the eight or nine corridors, and when he turned his head, he saw the familiar figure again, Qin Younian just wanted to shout, but Zhu Fatzi covered his mouth and nose, and dragged him out of the Imperial God Machine.
Outside the Imperial God Machine,
Qin Younian took Zhu Fatzi's hand away after some exertion, and said, "Brother Zhu, I saw an enemy on the edge of the rockery just now, why did you pull me away?" ”
Zhu Huanyu's face was bitter, and he said: "Brother Qin, I didn't see the enemy you said clearly, but I saw that evil woman walking towards you with a smile, you have to be more careful in the future." ”
Zhu Huanyu, who was walking in front, turned his head and added:
"Brother Qin, if you are really entangled by that evil woman, don't confess me, good brother in your heart."
Official complaint: (Qin Gongzi, your enemy, missed the second perfect time.) )