"Half-step true martial arts, there is no longer only one Guanyin Mountain!" This sentence suddenly exploded in Qin Younian's mind like thunder in the nine heavens. As we all know, a down-and-out Guanyin Mountain for many years because the old Guanyin Lord jumped half a step of the real martial arts realm, it can be said that a person got the Taoist chicken dog ascended to heaven, rebuilt the dilapidated mountain gate, set up the "Guanyin Xuanshui" archway, the old Guanyin Lord split out two peaks with two fingers, one is "true martial arts", the other is "Tongxuan". The people who came to learn from the teacher almost stepped on the 100-story stone staircase rebuilt in Guanyin Mountain.

After that, the people who go to Guanyin Mountain to eat fasting and chant Buddha are more than the Bujue Temple where the emperor of the capital personally gave the plaque, and the people who have been there say that the Zhenwu Peak of Guanyin Mountain lives on the living old immortals, and then spread in the streets, and the result is more and more mysterious.

Qin Younian listened, but just pursed his lips, quite a little can't eat grapes and said that the grapes are sour.

In the tide viewing cave,

Qin Younian cleared his throat and asked, "Since the Imperial Divine Machine has a half-step True Martial Elder Taishang, why is that person in the capital still willing to pretend to be confused, let the Imperial Divine Machine lose its troops and generals, and do that thankless task?" ”

Jian Lao Jiu shook his head, touched his bald head, and said, "I don't know." ”

That's right, the mind of the Son of Heaven is unpredictable, and there are also companions in the temple such as companions, let alone ordinary people who wear cloth clothes and straw sandals.

Qin Younian's words changed sharply, and he asked what he had always wanted to ask in his heart: "Senior Jianjiu, if you hide in the tide viewing cave, you are not afraid that the people of Cangzhou Eighteen Cities and Jinyi Wei will chase and kill you?" ”

Jian Lao Jiucheng held a bamboo in his chest, and said with a sincere smile: "I'm afraid, it's just that the people haven't arrived, they don't dare to startle the snake, and I don't dare to run, for fear of disturbing them." ”

Good fellow, the scared are justified and bluntly spoken.

Qin Younian exclaimed in surprise and said, "What the seniors mean is that someone wants to put a long line and catch a big fish!" ”

Jian Lao Jiu snorted, the more he touched his bald head, the more excited he became, Qin Younian was very puzzled when he saw it, and couldn't help muttering: "Touching a bald head can also make people excited like this." ”

Jian Lao Jiu laughed, put down his palm, and said, "I'm almost out of a fart in the Tide Viewing Cave, I came up with a brilliant idea to have some fun for us." ”

Qin Younian cheered up and asked, "What idea?" ”

Jian Lao Jiu didn't answer, but asked in a low voice, "Does Qin Gongzi have an aphrodisiac on him?" ”

Qin Younian shook his head, then nodded again, and said softly: "There is a pack of "Rulai Big Buddha Sticks", which a friend forced to me. ”

There was also a pack of "Guanyin Stripping" in his arms, Qin Younian didn't say it, for fear that Jian Laojiu would misunderstand.

Jian Lao Jiu looked very pleased, continued to touch his big bald head, and said slowly: "If you come to the big Buddha stick", it is a first-class good thing, if you take a little, you can keep the woman awake at night, tear up her clothes, and moan all night, and collapse the bed is good. Qin Gongzi, the medicine was given to you by Chief Gao, that kid loves to tinker with these sideways things, sometimes it's very good, when I haven't gone to the border yet, I occasionally ask this kid for a pack. ”

Qin Younian looked at Jian Lao Jiu from top to bottom with a strange gaze, he was burly, his breath was long, his blood was vigorous, the hibiscus tent on the bed was warm, and the matter of being turned over red waves, Jian Lao Jiu should not be able to use it!

Could it be some kind of unspeakable stubborn disease, which is difficult to cure with a hundred medicines!

Jian Lao Jiu was uncomfortable when he was watched, they were all men, how could he not know Qin Younian's thoughts at this time, and hurriedly said: "Qin Gongzi, don't think about it, although I have lived a Jiazi, because of the domineering internal strength of cultivation, I have always maintained the dragon spirit and tiger fierceness, and the blood is vigorous, even if the terrifying Guanyin in the hook column sits on the lotus platform, and the ice and fire are all over the sky, I can fight for a long time without being inferior." ”

Qin Younian touched his chin with his right hand, and hummed with a little playfulness, it doesn't matter whether you believe it or not.

Jian Lao Jiu, who was getting darker and darker, simply got straight to the point and said: "The people and horses of Jinyiwei are all in the broken temple five miles south of the Lianger Mountain, and it happens that there is a family in the east by the river that raises a few pigs, and I don't know if it is male or female." ”

Qin Younian rolled his eyes and said, "What Jian Jiu's predecessor meant, take the medicine, and then close the door and release the pigs!" ”

Jian Lao Jiu said with a smile: "Anyway, they are not in a hurry to do it, give them a plate of hors d'oeuvres, and come without being rude." ”

Qin Younian gave a thumbs up, "The predecessor is really a "cultural person"".

Jian Lao Jiu hurriedly waved his hand and said that he didn't dare to be, he didn't dare to be...... Then Zhengse said: "As for how to do it, there is Lao Qingongzi's trouble, a pack of "Rulai Big Buddha Sticks" is enough to put down hundreds of people. ”

Qin Younian moved his left arm, looking at it as if it was no big deal, but he couldn't exert his strength, and he retreated, then got up with a smile and walked out of the tide viewing cave.

Qin Younian pulled the old man aside and discussed the details with him, this old guy's crooked ideas were like beans, jumping out one after another, making people unguardable.

The two exchanged heads and ears on the side, talking and laughing, and both stretched out their hands to make a gesture, which fell in Chu Dieyi's eyes with no bad intentions at all, and there was a trace of obscenity in it.

Chu Dieyi simply didn't look over his head and stopped looking at them.

The two discussed, Qin Younian informed Jian Lao Jiu, asked him to take care of Chu Dieyi, and by the way, he gave some guidance on martial arts, which could benefit Chu Dieyi a lot, after all, he could eat a hundred meals, and martial arts could also gather hundreds of parents.

Chu Dieyi's eyes were like to follow them, and she pulled the corner of the old man's clothes delicately, pouting in front of the master and behind the master. The old man who shouted was ape-hearted, his whole body was transparent, and his face was full of red light, and he almost agreed with Chu Dieyi.

Qin Younian saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly raised his elbow to the top old man, what they were going to do, let a woman who had not left the pavilion follow, what was that like?

The old man immediately understood, and pulled Chu Dieyi to the side to dance and persuade him, Chu Dieyi turned around in two steps, and turned around in ten steps and walked into the tide viewing cave.

Descended the mountain.

A farmer's house by the river to the east.

Qin Younian, the two elders touched their chins, looked at the five pigs in the pigsty, and fell into deep thought for a while.

The patriarch asked, "Qin boy, how many pigs do you buy?" ”

Qin Younian thought for a moment and said, "Three-headed,"

The old man said softly: "There are more than 100 people in Jinyiwei, is the three heads enough?" ”

Qin Younian shook his head and said, "Three heads don't seem to be enough, so then one." ”

The patriarch continued: "Don't want a mother, but a male." ”

"Yes, old man."

"Virtue!"

Qin Younian, the old man clapped his palms and reached a consensus.

The patriarch generously gave the farmer fifty taels of silver tickets, this place is three days away from the nearest town, and there is only one boar in the pigsty, and the farmer wants to breed the pig to return to the town to buy pigs It takes at least six days, Chu Dieyi's family is well-off, and the patriarch doesn't care how much silver he loses.

In short, just one word, very cool!

After that, Qin Younian, the old man dressed up in disguise, his clothes were tattered, unkempt, and his face was dirty, just like a flower child.

Both of them were only once in their lives to drive pigs on the road, and they had little experience, and they were in a hurry to drive the pigs around, and the old man screamed wow, and he pounced on his teeth and claws to catch them.

Qin Younian used the word trick to block, and finally stepped on the flat path, and the pig was a lot quieter.

The patriarch patted Qin Younian on the shoulder and sighed: "Since I left Baiyan City, I have done everything I should do and what I shouldn't do in my life. ”

Qin Younian said, "Remember to bring the yellow calendar when you go out in the future", and raised his hand to pat the old man's shoulder.

When I caught the pig just now, the pig urinated and got a little on my hands, so I had to wipe it clean.

Why did the old man pat him on the shoulder, Qin Younian saw it clearly.

The old man skillfully dodged and said, "A smell of urine, don't want to wipe it with my clothes." ”

Qin Younian shook his hand and said angrily: "You have on your hands, and you didn't wipe the leaves clean, so you wiped them with my clothes." ”

The old man laughed heartily, drove the pig ahead and said, "Your garment is torn more than mine, and my garment is torn with two holes." ”

Qin Younian scolded secretly, "Old bastard."

Outside the broken temple in the south, there are five fires, more than 100 brocade guards sit around, drink wine in a big bowl, eat meat, push the cup and change the lamp, and talk about the past, whose wife is plump, whose lady is concave and convex, which Qinglou's Oiran will have many moves.

In the ruined temple, three people with obviously high official positions held lamps to discuss matters, and the people outside went in with the wine jar and poured the wine and retreated.

"Who?"

With a loud shout, all the brocade guards stood up instantly, and pulled out the embroidered spring knives on their waists one after another, and the sound of the knives unsheathed was particularly crisp in the night.

The three people in the ruined temple stopped talking and looked out in unison.

A moment later, two hobbling Hanako drove a pig and appeared in front of Jinyiwei's eyes, gradually approaching.

"Go, stop them, disturb the Grand Duke, ten heads are not enough to cut off."

The two people with the lowest official positions received the order, stepped forward with knives to stop the approaching Huazi, and a pig, frowned and shouted: "Where did you come from called Huazi, Jinyiwei is here to do business, if you don't want to die, get out of here." ”

The old man pounced and knelt on the ground, the old man burst into tears, put his hands together in front of his chest, and said: "Okay, all the officials, the little old man's home was burned by the bandits, and the little old man took his grandson to go to distant relatives, who knew that he got lost on the road, and my grandson lost two pigs." Ladies and gentlemen, let's enjoy something to eat, our grandfather and grandson haven't eaten for two days. ”

The patriarch snorted a handful of tears, his expression was three points into the wood, and he pulled Qin Younian to kneel on the ground, begging the officials and masters to behave well.

It's just that Qin Younian, the old man's legs were an inch away from the ground, and he didn't kneel.

Qin Younian didn't have the ability to act like anything for the patriarch, so he lowered his head and pinched the meat on the patriarch's waist fiercely, letting him take advantage of himself.

The old man suddenly cried even more miserably, turned around, bent down and kowtowed to Qin Younian, and said: "You unfilial descendant, good three pigs, you lost two of them, and there was one pig left, how do you let distant relatives divide it?" ”

The two brocade guards glanced at each other, kicked Qin Younian and the patriarch a few times, and told them to hurry up, and then kicked a few more pigs who arched the soil with their noses, acting domineering and bullying the weak, provoking more than a hundred brocade guards outside the temple to applaud.

The pig was frightened and scurried around, and the brocade guard wanted to shoot it on the spot with a dart in his hand.

At this time, a voice suddenly came from the broken temple, "Catch alive, the grand duke wants to eat freshly cut meat." ”

"Lord Qianhu, subordinates obey orders!"

The brocade guards outside the broken temple all put away the embroidered spring knives, rolled up their sleeves, and ran to catch pigs, and the two who stopped Qin Younian were no exception, no matter how big or small, it was an opportunity to make meritorious contributions, how could they let it go.

Golden opportunity.

Qin Younian rolled on the ground holding his stomach, handed a pack of "Rulai Big Buddha Sticks" to the old man, and whispered: "Old man, I attracted the attention of the three people in the broken temple, you go and give them medicine." ”

The patriarch wailed and was aggrieved, "Qin boy, this bit of reputation of the old Taoist will be ruined by you sooner or later." ”

The old man rolled on the ground, gradually approaching the place where the Jinyi Guards put their wine, but unexpectedly, the three people in the broken temple looked up, and some of the Jinyi guards outside the broken temple turned around, and Qin Younian suddenly screamed strangely, attracting their attention.

"There are snakes!" Qin Younian danced with his hands, screaming again and again.

Seeing nothing unusual,

The people in the broken temple bowed their heads to discuss, a total of ten large jars of wine were drugged, and then a few brocade guards came to drive Qin Younian and the old man away, and more than 100 people had a cup of tea before the pig was caught, tied with a rope, and thrown aside, and then continued to drink wine and eat meat.

Qin Younian, who was holding his breath and concentrating, the old man hid on a big tree twenty steps away from the broken temple, Qin Younian looked at the broken temple and whispered: "The plan is useless, but it saves a lot of effort." ”

The old man held a leaf in his mouth and said softly: "Qin boy, only you know about my drugging, if there is a third person who knows, I will not finish with you." ”

Qin Younian nodded, I don't know if Jian Lao Jiu is the third person, after all, it is his attention.

Qin Younian learned from the old man, and he also took a leaf in his mouth, and frowned: "Ten jars of wine, and the last two jars have not been drunk." ”

The old man looked at the crescent moon in the sky through the gap between the leaves, and sighed, "I'm afraid tonight will be a sleepless night." ”

Watching Jin Yiwei and the three people in the broken temple drink all the wine, Qin Younian, the old man left quietly, as for what happened next, it can be imagined with his toes, and it can also be said to be the hundredth way to die of a boar.

Official complaint: (Qin Gongzi, you and the old man don't do anything, it's just a loss of conscience.) ）