038: Eating flowers and wine, women are tigers

Qin Younian put down his palms and sat upright, wanting to hear the little monk Wutong say why, if he was really a flower monk who cheated on the rivers and lakes, he didn't have to care about the snow white clothes getting acquainted with him, he directly rolled up his sleeves, beat him with a blue nose and swollen face, and get out.

A jar of hundred-year-old rouge drank to the bottom, the wine jar rolled down at the feet, and the little monk Wutong exclaimed, "There is good wine in the capital, but it can be called a hoof lily." ”

After that, the little monk Wutong picked up the cuffs and wiped his mouth clean, burped, and said with a smile: "Qin Shizhu has a magnificent head, and a golden light shines on the back of his head, if Qin Shizhu has the heart to compete, he is an amazing talent in the world!" ”

The snow-white clothes were expressionless, and what the little monk Wutong said seemed familiar, this is the scene!

Qin Younian waved his hand and frowned: "Speak human words." ”

The little monk Wutong grinned and said softly: "To put it bluntly, Lord Qin is the person the little monk is looking for, in order to confirm the identity of the reincarnation of the little monk Arhat." Dare to ask Qin Shizhu if there are three moles on his buttocks? ”

Qin Younian was stunned for a moment, when he was young, he went to the river to play in the water and exposed the three moles on his buttocks, which were once made fun of, and he said a set of well-founded words: one mole comes to wealth, two moles come to luck, and three moles attract decline. After that, the playmates in the village asked Qin Younian to go to the river to play in the water, but he directly shook his head and refused.

Now, only Xiao Qingyi has seen Qin Younian's naked body.

How did this enlightened monk know?

Qin Younian touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "Yes, there are three moles, what is the reason?" ”

The little monk Wutong nodded towards the snow white clothes, and the snow white clothes looked at Qin Younian and stepped back with interest, sitting under the tree ten steps away with his eyes closed and recuperating, the sword was placed at his side, and the thumb of his right hand was against the hilt of the sword.

Qin Younian raised his hand and signaled, "Can you say it?" ”

The little monk Wutong touched his bald head, smiled, and whispered: "Before my master passed away, I told the little monk that if I meet a person with a strong head, a golden light on the back of his head, and three moles on his buttocks, I can cultivate a golden body, but how to cultivate a golden body, my master hiccups before he finishes speaking, and asks the host brother, he doesn't know." As for why the little monk saw the golden light behind Qin Shizhu's head, the little monk was also confused, and blamed the little monk for being the reincarnation of an Arhat, so he could see it. ”

The little monk Wutong is a disciple of Buddhism, but his words and deeds have a gangsterism, which is rare!

Is there such a coincidence in the world? Qin Younian's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and he said: "The Buddhist Taoist of Lao Shizi likes to engage in these mysterious things. ”

The little monk Wutong looked bitter, scratched his ears and cheeks and complained: "Who said no, if the master recognizes the little monk wrong, the little monk should not know, anyway, the little monk is very senior in the temple, and he can drink wine and eat meat for a lifetime when he is a monk for a lifetime. I don't know that the master didn't admit his mistake, and in fact, it didn't affect drinking and eating meat. ”

Qin Younian looked funny, regardless of whether what the little monk Wutong said was true or not, anyway, he was not a serious monk, he glanced at it lightly, and quipped: "When a monk has to knock on wooden fish for a day, preach and recite Buddhism, sit in the meditation room and talk about Taoism and so on, drink wine and eat meat every day as a shopkeeper, the current host of the temple can't wait to kick you out of the courtyard." ”

The little monk Wutong shook his head and said with a wry smile: "It's okay to knock on the wooden fish, it's okay to preach the scriptures and recite the Dharma, and it's a little embarrassing for the little monk to sit and talk about the Tao." ”

Qin Younian glared, how could he be a monk in a robe without preaching the scriptures and ignoring the Tao, and blurted out: "No? ”

The little monk Wutong's face was slightly red, and he nodded embarrassedly, and hummed lightly.

Sure enough, he was an immodest little monk, who only cared about drinking wine and eating meat, how could there be a Buddhism who was indifferent.

Qin Younian asked again, "Your master didn't let you go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to familiarize yourself with the Buddhist scriptures?" ”

The little monk Wutong said seriously: "This is there, but the little monk was too stubborn when he was a child, and he almost burned down the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion when he read at night. Later, the master asked his disciples to deliver the scriptures to the room where the monk was resting on time, and also took the scriptures on time. ”

Qin Younian smiled dumbly and said, "Deliberately? ”

The little monk of Wutong twisted and nodded, "That's right! ”

Immediately, the little monk of Wutong blinked and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Qin Younian laughed and said, "I also accidentally burned the school hall and was grounded for half a month." ”

The little monk of Wutong is sluggish.

Qin Younian drank the little rouge left in the bowl in one gulp, and said with a smile: "You burned the Hidden Scripture Pavilion, how long have you been thinking about the meditation room facing the wall?" ”

The little monk Wutong thought for a while and said, "I have been facing the wall for three days. ”

Qin Younian was surprised, "Just three days? ”

The little monk Wutong hesitated for a long time, seemed to be a little difficult to speak, and said in a slurred voice: "At that time, the master sent the emperor's longevity lamp to the meditation room to make offerings, and at the same time, let the little monk take care of it. Boredom, the little monk peeked at some doll books, so he ran to pee on the beams of the house, but accidentally extinguished the emperor's longevity lamp, so he only faced the wall for three days. ”

Qin Younian squeezed his eyebrows and held back a smile.

The little monk Wutong raised his palm to assure, and said with insufficient confidence: "The little monk really didn't mean it this time, at that time, who knew that the high urine standing was far away." ”

Qin Younian laughed heartily, and after a while, he said seriously: "Can you pee against the wind?" ”

The little monk of Wutong snorted.

Qin Younian rolled his eyes and said, "Bibi? ”

The little monk Wutong nodded, "Yes, but if you lose, you will invite me to drink wine and eat meat." ”

The words wine and meat were almost engraved into the Taoist line of the little monk Wutong, Qin Younian smiled, waved his hand and said: "It's good to say, full of warmth and lust, you just want to go to the Rouge Building and take you there." ”

The little monk Wutong hurriedly shook his head and said, "The woman is a tiger, and the master said that she can't touch it, and if she touches it, she won't be able to cultivate the golden body." ”

Qin Younian instigated: "Go and see the tiger without clothes? If you don't touch it, you can't break the Tao. ”

The little monk of Wutong avoided it, and shook his head like a rattle, "Look, the little monk will have the eye of a needle." ”

The little monk knows a lot, Qin Younian smiled and didn't speak.

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Qin Younian originally wanted to ask Xue Baiyi to recreate the happiness of his childhood together, but Xue Baiyi couldn't pull his face when he was old, so he refused with a smile.

Do you come first, or do I come first?

Let's do it together.

Good.

Qin Younian and the little monk Wutong jumped on the roof, took off their pants, sank into the dantian, released the water, and did it in one go!

Moments later,

Qin Younian, who jumped off the roof, patted the shoulder of the little monk Wutong and said, "If you eat fast and are a vegetarian monk, you can't win me." ”

The little monk Wutong glanced at Qin Younian and said, "Okay, if you lose, please ask me to eat meat and drink wine." ”

Qin Younian waved his hand and said with a smile: "I am willing to lose the bet." ”

The little monk who was short of Qin Younian's head stood on tiptoe and wanted to reach out and pat Qin Younian's shoulder, but who knew that Qin Younian suddenly walked away and fell short.

When he was peeing on the roof just now, the little monk Wutong changed the waterline in order to avoid the flying flies, and accidentally splashed a little on his hand.

As for why Qin Younian patted him on the shoulder, everyone knew it.

The little monk Wutong flattened his mouth and said, "The little monk just has this robe, you have a lot of clothes, you can't wipe it?" ”

Qin Younian nodded and said with a smile: "I can only wipe others, not others." ”

"It's overbearing, but it should be."

The little monk Wutong grunted, turned around and walked to the kitchen to wash his hands, and when he came out, the robe that was draped over his shoulders had already been taken off and washed, and he sat back on the stool on the clothes pole in the courtyard.

After this toss, the sky has completely darkened.

Qin Younian fulfilled his promise and specially invited the little monk Wutong to go to Ziwei Mansion to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and drank eight jars of rouge.

After eating and drinking, passing by the rouge building with the door wide open and the red lanterns highlighted, I saw the pink-headed girls who waved the silk handkerchief in their hands, inadvertently shook off the silk scarf on their shoulders, and faintly saw Miaoman's figure, the little monk Wutong suddenly closed his eyes, and kept muttering "Sin, sin ......" in his mouth, and fled in the wilderness.

Qin Younian shook his head when he saw it.

The snow-white cloth was half a step behind Qin Younian, tightened the sword he was holding, frowned and said: "Young master, the Buddhism of the Bujue Temple is profound, although it also belongs to the Jianghu sect, it has always remained neutral and does not take sides. Even if the Supreme Sword of the year often went to the Bujue Temple and the old presiding over the Taoist Buddha, there was also a friendship between each other, when the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect was destroyed, the Bujue Temple did not take any action. Now the little master Wutong claims to be the reincarnation of an Arhat and has found the young master, which is very weird! ”

Qin Younian grinned, looked up at the half-covered crescent moon, and asked rhetorically: "Bujue Temple is a pure land of Buddhism, and it is said that it is not involved in the fighting of the Jianghu sect. The Buddha's door number saves people's lives, and it is better to build a seventh-level floating slaughter, and the people of the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect are not seen to go to the soul of a small novice after they die, which can only show that there is a hanging sword above the head of the temple, and if it falls, it can kill them. ”

Xue Baiyi shrank his pupils and exclaimed, "What does the young master mean, someone wants to clean up the rivers and lakes, first take the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect to open the knife, and kill the chickens and monkeys?" ”

Qin Younian snorted, turned his head to look at the snow white clothes, showed an evil smile, and said faintly: "The Hanging Mountain Sword Sect is deeply rooted in the rivers and lakes, and the momentum is even more vigorous, Uncle Xue really thinks that just a half-step true martial arts old shepherd ghost can uproot the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect and kill not a single one?" ”

At the beginning, Qin Younian had no source from what the people of the world thought, thinking that the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect was under great pressure and lived in half of the world's luck, which made people blush, which caused a catastrophe of annihilation. Judging from the clues that have been more or less revealed during this period of time, it can be seen that the old shepherd ghost of the True Martial Realm in the world is surprisingly quiet, and besides, the elder of the Imperial God Machine has stepped into the half-step True Martial Arts, and it is not the old shepherd ghost who is afraid, but someone else?

Xue Baiyi wrinkled his brows, he was used to going straight up, where did he know the twists and turns inside, sighed, and said with a wry smile: "It's still easy to make a sword." ”

Qin Younian no longer thought about those annoying things, relaxed his posture, and went home.

For the next period of time, the snow covered the roof in the first lunar month, and Qin Younian stayed in the courtyard with the six swords pulling the snow-white clothes to spar.

I have to say that from the initial frown to the final nod, Qin Younian's progress is rapid, his actual combat experience, and his killing skills are more abundant. At the same time, under the reminder of Snow White's words, Qin Younian took off the thankless gorgeous moves, and the result can be imagined, the sword is a killing move, without wasting a trace of strength, fast, accurate, ruthless!

In his spare time, Qin Younian would go to Mrs. Chen's house to help with some heavy work, and improve the food for Mrs. Chen.

As the climate got colder and colder, looking at Qin Younian, who was always wearing a thin shirt, Aunt Chen felt sorry for him in her heart, took out the winter silver she had saved little by little to buy a velvet thick coat for Qin Younian, took Qin Younian's hand, and didn't forget to nag a few words: "Children who have left their hometowns have the most miserable lives." ”

Although the thick coat is not gorgeous, it is a heart-warming thing that is hard to buy!

Qin Younian took the thick coat and listened to Aunt Chen's nagging with a smile, laughing from morning to night, "A kind-hearted person is the most beautiful." ”

When he got home, Qin Younian was reluctant to stain his thick clothes, so he carefully put them away, and only wore them on his body when he went to Aunt Chen's house.

Wearing the clothes that Aunt Chen bought, Aunt Chen was happy to see it!

The little monk Wutong went out early and returned late every day to ask for thousands of rice, but the cause and effect planted in his previous life. I begged and begged, but I couldn't see what was in the brass bowl in his hand? Whenever Qin Younian asked, the little monk Wutong just shook his head and sighed and said, "Ten thousand rice families, each family only needs one rice, it's difficult." ”

The little monk Wutong wanted to go to the inn outside to drink wine and eat meat to improve his food, so he would pull Qin Younian to jump on the roof and compete.

On the ground behind the house, two icicles stretched upwards almost more than two meters.

Although it was the little monk Wutong who won every time, he couldn't laugh every time, and then he saw that the robe on his body was washed white.

The little monk Wutong turned his grief and anger into food, thinking that the law should eat poor Qin Younian.

Official complaint: (Alas, I originally wanted to pretend to be sick and ask for leave, looking for a special reason, but I thought about it, I didn't find it, brother Meng has a suitable reason to chat with me privately, and I am learning and using it now.) )