052: Good bro, totaled someone

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Haoran has a great writer in the world, among which the scholar and gentleman sword is the most extraordinary, familiar with poetry and books, practiced Danqing, and when he got the title of the gold list, it doesn't matter if he holds the sword or not, what are the rivers and lakes? Such examples are not uncommon in the vast world, and most of the people who recite the great righteousness are passed down from generation to generation, and most of them are fed by the white-eyed wolf who is full of benevolence and morality. The strange old man who is full of foul words is not a scholar who has to chew words, in the end, he is close to Zhu is red, and he is close to ink black, which is somewhat imperceptible.

Little doll, do you want a rune?

The strange old man insisted on sending the northern runes for nothing, Qin Younian always insisted on not to, let the strange old man show his sincerity, he is all old and fine, such a divine object is given away in vain? Can you make a loss-making transaction?

Qin Younian made a total of calculations in his heart, but he made a lot of arrangements in his heart to blame the old man, and said with humility on his face: "Senior, if the world is destroyed, will you save them from fire and water?" ”

The strange old man tore off a withered yellow weed from his hair, grinned and plucked his ears, his face was full of enjoyment, and he said with half-blind eyes: "Little doll, what kind of enmity does the world have with you, you need to do that ruthless thing to destroy the door!" Those of us who practice martial arts pay attention to doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, and it is easy to be punished by heaven when we destroy the door. ”

How did this old guy say that he had done good deeds and accumulated virtues? Qin Younian smiled and didn't speak, just stretched out a finger to the strange old man.

The strange old man's movements stiffened in his hands, and then he picked out the ear droppings, the more he pulled out, the more comfortable he became, and the corners of his mouth were almost to the root of his ears, "Dominate the rivers and lakes, first take the world to the knife." Little doll, isn't that shit Yuqing villain telling you that if you want to destroy the world, you should first level the small lying mountain, and then you came here to explore the depths? ”

Qin Younian snorted, frowned, and said: "If the Jade Pure Man wants to sweep away the vast world that hinders him, it is not just as simple as recovering his free body, there are seniors sleeping on the small Lying Mountain is a fierce tiger that can go down the mountain at any time, and the Jade Pure People dare not do it." He can't ask for the Su dynasty, he can't ask for Guanyin Mountain, he can only hint that the younger generation starts the butcher's knife, and the reason is justified, seeking justice for the Confucianism and Taoism. ”

I don't know how long the old man's feet haven't been washed, dirty and black, just after digging out the earwax, but he keeps rubbing it disapprovingly, keeps buttoning his feet, and his expression is extremely relaxed. The strange old man smiled and bent his eyes, not caring at all about the different eyes that Qin Younian cast, go his own way, and let others say go.

The old man who picked his feet was extremely comfortable, raised his eyes slightly and said disdainfully: "When the world is willing to abandon Confucianism and Taoism, it is only a matter of time before the sect is destroyed. If Uncle Ben is the mountain master of the world, the first thing he will do is to slap the old guys in Yuding Zhengfeng one by one, and then kick them out of the mountain gate, embarrassing old things. The villain of Yuqing has been forbearing, and Uncle Ben has been unable to figure out why he is like this at first, until the little doll You said, Uncle Ben immediately figured it out, in addition to the Confucianism and Taoism, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, none of them are good things, and it can be regarded as a major pest for the rivers and lakes. ”

Qin Younian was stunned and said, "What do you mean by senior?" ”

The strange old man wiped his foot-picking hand on the tattered cloth strip of clothes, put it under his nose and sniffed it, frowned and quickly lowered his palm, rubbed his five fingers against the ground, and said, "The sandpiper and the clam fight, and the fisherman profits." The villain of Yuqing is the inner Dan of the eight prime ministers Liu, and the real martial arts realm is the real turning of hands into clouds and rain on the rivers and lakes! The Northern Rune is just a pretext for the Yuqing villain to shout. ”

Qin Younian was in a trance, pointing to the cracked stone tablet and said, "What is recorded on this is true?" ”

The strange old man snorted and said: "There are thirty-six caves in the belly of Xiaowo Mountain, and the huge corpse of the eight prime ministers Liu is the first throne in the main hall. ”

Qin Younian believed it, and wanted to go into the inner abdomen to see the corpse of the eight prime ministers Liu, it was a legendary beast! Think about it, forget it, this strange old man is not a good person, and said in surprise: "In this way, killing the eight prime ministers Liu with the Northern Divine Rune can release the suppressed earth dragon veins and achieve the purpose of national prosperity!" But the eighth prime minister, Yoo, is dead, how to kill him? Killing the eight prime ministers Liu, is it not referring to its Neidan? ”

The strange old man squinted and said: "The little doll is not only ambitious, but also smart, and it can be penetrated at a point, but it is a little timid, and it can't become a climate." From ancient times to the present, it is not those who can be kings and hegemons, and you can barely be regarded as a human worm. Don't be unconvinced, Uncle Ben loves to tell the truth! ”

Qin Younian pursed his lips, agitating the law! Ignore it.

The strange old man laughed for no reason, pulled the chain in his right hand and said: "Back then, the realm was low, and I wanted to tear off this chain and get out, but now the realm is like that, but I don't want to tear it off." Little doll, the revenge of Confucianism and Taoism, the revenge of Confucianism and Taoism, what are you doing with it? It's okay to kidnap a woman, find a corner, and say that it's not good to be romantic? Uncle Ben looks at the sword pool of the Zhengfeng of the Yuding Palace, it is very hidden, the female dolls in the world are a little long and watery, but the milk is a little unsatisfactory, and the little doll can get by if you don't care. ”

Qin Younian didn't hear the obscene words that the old man said behind him, and said with a smile: "The disciple of Confucianism and Taoism is my sister, and she is not blindly involved." ”

The strange old man let out a long sigh, "No wonder, get out, Uncle Ben is going to sleep." ”

Qin Younian nodded, got up and left, and when he walked ten or so steps, he heard the strange old man behind him say softly: "Little doll, you won't come tomorrow, your kid is a disciple of the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect, and it is not easy to find someone to talk to for Uncle Ben's appetite." ”

It's strange that the old man has a high heart and looks down on people in the world, so it's not strange to have someone to talk to. Qin Younian kept his feet and didn't look back, and said, "Anyway, it's okay, come." ”

The strange old man scratched his head and said with a smile: "Remember to bring a few roast chickens, the food has been getting worse and worse recently, this group of eight lambs." ”

"Good!"

Qin Younian leaped forward, his figure hidden in the gray-brown mist.

When Qin You's young flutter landed on the peak of the Jade Ding Palace, Li Yinshan, who had been waiting for a long time, stepped forward eagerly, bent down and bowed his head, pulled Qin Younian's clothes to look left and right, and after confirming that the young master was fine, he let out a sullen breath that squeezed his chest and said: "Young master, you went to Xiaowoshan for two hours, and the old slave still thought something happened to you?" Phew......... The old slave has a crow's mouth, and the young master is not to blame. Not long ago, the young master of the Wang family came, saying that we ate the guinea fowl of the Yuqing people, and sharpened the knife in Dawoshan for an afternoon with an unhappy face. The young master of the Wang family instructed us to take it easy when we went back. ”

Li Yinshan didn't know about guinea fowl, and couldn't help but mumble quietly after speaking, "Didn't you just steal a chicken?" It's the mountain lord of the world, it's too small, and he holds a grudge like a girl. ”

One of the eight treasures of the world, guinea fowl! Qin Younian had heard Xiao Qingyi talk about the preciousness that couldn't be bought by thousands of gold in Baiyan City, so he patted Li Yinshan on the shoulder and said, "Old Li, we don't live in vain in this life. ”

Li Yinshan was puzzled and asked, "Young master, why is this?" The old slave killed not a thousand but eight hundred enemy soldiers on the battlefield, and his life was long in vain. ”

On the way back to Dawoshan, Qin Younian explained to Li Yinshan the great origin of the guinea fowl, and at the same time thought in his heart how to prevaricate the matter. In Qin Younian's opinion, eating chicken is not a matter at all.

Li Yinshan learned that guinea fowl had such a big background, and called "I am your immortal banban"! Back then, one of his comrades-in-arms in the army was a native of Shudi, and he deliberately ran to follow and learned this very interesting sentence, when the two armies faced each other, they first shouted a sentence "I am a fairy banban", anyway, the enemy army can't understand it, so why not shout a few more times!

So this sentence is also the most authentic and slippery Shu accent spoken by Li Yinshan.

Dawoshan,

Yu Qingzhen sharpened his knife in the courtyard with a gloomy face, and when he saw Qin Younian and the two coming back, he didn't stop, just glanced up at the two of them, and said lightly: "Qin Gongzi is really refreshed today, and there is a smell of chicken in every gesture." ”

I don't know why, anyway, Li Yinshan, who has always been displeasing to the jade innocent people, frowned, and wanted to refuse a few words, but Qin Younian shook his head and raised his hand to press it. Qin Younian took a small bamboo stool, sat in front of the Yuqing people, and said: "The scenery on Xiaowo Mountain is unique, which makes people forget to return, a very good place." ”

The hand of the jade Qingzhen person sharpening the knife paused slightly, Qin Younian saw it in his eyes, pursed his lips and smiled.

Li Yinshan stood behind Qin Younian, quietly looking at the jade qingzhen who was sharpening the knife, secretly wondering if he was on time, and ate the remaining guinea fowl.

The jade Qingzhen continued to sharpen his knife, did not look up, and said: "Qin Gongzi, do you know how many years it took me to raise a pair of guinea fowl?" ”

Qin Younian lowered his head and rubbed his wrists, and said with a smile: "My father returned from defeat, but I had a lot of fun in Xiaowoshan." ”

The Jade Pure Man put the knife on the whetstone, straightened up, and asked, "Has Gongzi Qin seen someone?" ”

Qin Younian's eyes were crooked, and he said: "If the senior Yuqing has nothing to do, the junior will go back to the house to practice first, and if he gets up late in the morning and goes to Xiaowoshan to be scolded, he will not dare to do anything with the junior if he has ten dares." Listening to the scolding, standing while being beaten, I can't run away. ”

The jade Qingzhen person sighed lightly, lowered his head, and a cold killing intent appeared in his eyes, and then hidden, raised his head and smiled: "What can I do?" The kitchen knife is blunt and sharpened, and I will kill a few chickens for Qin Gongzi tomorrow morning, so that Qin Gongzi can taste my old craftsmanship. ”

Qin Younian got up and arched his hand: "If you want to trouble the Yuqing seniors to kill a few more chickens and roast them tenderly, the juniors will take them to Xiaowoshan." ”

The jade Qingzhen people were sluggish, Mu Ne snorted, strange things happen every year, especially this year, when did the old monster who was disrespectful to the old in Xiao Woshan become so easy to speak? Why did he go there, but he was greeted by a pair of thick fists that were full of tigers, hit the left cheek, hit the right cheek, the old monster had a very strange temperament, moody, hit people in the face, kicked people only in the crotch, and could kill with one slap but made those indiscriminate moves, which made people unguardable!

Life is bitter,

The old monster suppressed without a temper.

Those who were suppressed by Huang Jiuyong did not have a temper at all.

Now, Qin Younian is relying on his father, and the old monster of Xiao Woshan, and the jade innocent people who are pressed openly and secretly do not dare to have the slightest temper.

Yuqing Zhenren forced a smile, and had already greeted several people countless times in his heart, not daring to scold, thinking about it in pain, and comforting himself.

"Thank you, senior Yuqing."

Qin Younian turned his head and winked at Li Yinshan, smiled, and the two of them crossed the Yuqing Zhenren who had not yet come to their senses, and went straight back to the house.

Wang Dingding really looked at it from the window in the house, and the murderous jade real people sharpened their knives in the afternoon, Huo Huo and other fourth brothers. And the fourth brother came back, just a few words made the Yuqing people downcast, like frosted eggplants.

Wang Dingding got up and walked out of the house, came to Qin Younian's house, pushed the door directly and entered, and closed the door with his hand.

Wang Dingding sat on the stool and asked softly: "Fourth brother, what did you say to the Yuqing Zhenren that you didn't even hold you accountable for eating his guinea fowl?" ”

Qin Younian put down the sword box behind his back, turned around and came to the table, poured two cups of herbal tea, and said with a smile after sitting down: "I just told Yuqing Zhenren that there is a stone tablet on Xiaowo Mountain, and there is a person in the stone tablet." ”

Oh, I see!

Wang Dingding figured it out as soon as he thought about it, his brain turned quickly, and he touched the main order of Dawoshan Mountain in his arms, there is a more powerful backer in Xiaowoshan? Hehe smiled evilly: "Fourth brother, let's listen carefully, but it's a pity that I can't go to Xiaowoshan with the big Woshan order, otherwise I will have to ask the senior for a token of one and a half pieces." At that time, I dared to go to the Yuding Palace and point at the noses of the old guys, scolding them one by one and not raising their heads, I like to see their expressions that want to kill me, but they don't dare to do it, and I am excited when I think about it. ”

Qin Younian beckoned, motioned for Wang Dingding to sit closer, and then whispered about the people and things he met in Xiaowoshan, especially the strange old man on Xiaowoshan, and the beating of the Yuqing Zhenren who called his mother also said it together, Wang Dingding, who listened, grinned, and cautiously looked at the Yuqing Zhenren sitting on a long wooden bench outside the window, looking up at the moon, for fear of attracting the attention of the Yuqing Zhenren, and did not dare to laugh too loudly.

After Qin Younian finished speaking, Wang Dingding took the initiative to pour tea for the fourth brother, then picked up the teacup and put it in the fourth brother's hand, rubbed his hands and said: "Fourth brother, can you go and ask for a token or something tomorrow, don't worry about me, I am in good health, and I don't press down if I have more tokens." ”

Qin Younian glared, put down the teacup, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Do you think that the token was blown by the wind, and you can ask for it?" Anyway, the strange old man on the small lying mountain does not want to come out, you go to the Yuding Palace in his name, I heard that it is full of calligraphy and paintings that are hard to find, take two or three pairs of Haoran landscape maps, hang them in the thatched house, and the poetry will not come when you go to the thatched house, and you will be happy after a thousand miles. ”

Wang Dingding gave Qin Younian an understanding look, pursed his lips and smiled: "Fourth brother, it seems that there is only one thatched house in the courtyard. ”

Qin Younian waved his hand and said boldly: "Repair two more, anyway, the place is big." ”

Official complaint: (Qin Gongzi, Wang Gongzi, please be a person, okay?) When the author writes about you, he is afraid that you will be calculated. )