054: Yuding Palace, Que is an old worm

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Li Yinshan looked at Sun Que, who was wearing a green shirt and a thin purple robe, and knew that this old guy was not the same as he was outside, and he was definitely not a good person. Wang Dingding has the main order of Dawoshan Mountain in hand, but he is outspoken, he scolds when he sees the opportunity, and scolds if he has no opportunity to create opportunities.

Wang Dingding tapped his toes, hugged his chest with both hands, raised his head and squinted at Sun Que Lao'er, unstoppable, a monkey holding tiger hair and daring to call the king arrogant posture, scolded Sun Que Lao'er did not dare to fight back. Li Yinshan grinned, his eyes fluttered, and from time to time he fell on Sun Que Lao'er's body, and corrected softly: "Wang Gongzi, the dogs among the livestock can take care of the house, the chickens can crow and lay eggs, and the cows and sheep can produce milk............ You can't generalize and kill everyone with a stick. ”

Wang Dingding pondered carefully, his words were reasonable, ignoring Sun Que Lao'er, who was about to breathe fire in his eyes, turned his head to Li Yinshan and smiled: "Suddenly remembered something, Li Lao, what did you say the snake was called when it was not named?" ”

Li Yinshan stroked his beard lightly, smiled and said, "Yuding Palace, Que is an old worm. ”

Wang Dingding nodded, glanced at each other, and laughed in unison, anyway, no one heard it, and laughed presumptuously.

Sun Que's eyes widened angrily, his eyebrows were erected, his hair almost stood on end, a pair of fists clicked, he turned around and looked at the Yuding Palace close at hand, stretched his brows, let out a long breath of sullen breath, and said calmly: "Xiaoyou took chicken feathers as an arrow, the fox and the fake tiger are not a gentleman, how long can the lord of Dawoshan Mountain condone Xiaoyou?" The green mountains and green waters are always there, and the little friends will stay in the line today, and they will see each other in the future. ”

Wang Dingding plucked out his ears and said, "Isn't the Jade Ding Palace Danqing Juque?" How did you talk about the black talk between the heroes of the green forest, could it be a well-dressed beast! Mr. Sun, you are a gourd hanging at home - you really take yourself as your master! Or do you go to the hut without paper - you can't think about it, and you ask for hardship. ”

Li Yinshan learned Wang Dingding's tone and said: "Be smart, open the door for your mother-you're smart." ”

Hum!

Sun Que, who scolds left and right, is hard to beat with two mouths in the upper and lower rows, he is a person who reads sage books, and he can drag his pen and ink, like Wang Dingding, to say some pissy and helpless, and the foul language of the hooligans in the market can only scold him a hundred times in his heart! Pointing at the nose of the little bastard in yellow and scolding it is cool, wouldn't he lose the face of Sun Dazhen, who is a great man in the world? Immediately flicked his sleeves angrily, turned around and left, "The old man doesn't have the same general knowledge as you, and he has broken his Dao heart on the ground." Xiaoyou, as well as the old Taoist friend, have the courage to enter the Yuding Palace, the old man soaked in the pot for ten years, and swept the couch to greet him. After the break, the old man learned a sentence two days ago, he didn't wash his mouth for three years - two stinky mouths. ”

Hey, don't say it, Sun Que Lao'er learns very quickly, otherwise Wang Dingding really thinks that he is a thousand-year-old king, a thousand-year-old turtle, and he can really fucking bear it!

Wang Dingding squinted at the back of Sun Que Lao'er leaving, and asked softly: "Sun Que old bastard may be holding some bad farts in the Yuding Palace, Li Lao, can you stop them before I reveal my identity?" ”

Li Yinshan shook his head, stretched out his finger and pointed at the Yuding Palace and said truthfully: "No, there are two old guys in it who are martial arts cultivators above the old slaves." ”

Wang Dingding pinched his chin, looked up at the plaque hanging high in the Yuding Palace, with red face and gold characters, indescribable style, hesitated for a while, stretched out his right foot retracted, and said calmly: "Old Li, let's wait and go in again." ”

Yuding Palace has three floors high, the roof is red brick glazed tiles, under the eaves there are eight woodcarved gluttonous Zhang Jukou food eight directions gather the atmosphere of the world, five stout vermilion lacquer round wooden pillars go up, majestic and extraordinary! The side halls on the left and right sides are both two stories high, and there is nothing conspicuous, so they are swept over.

Li Yinshan took a closer look at the Jade Ding Palace, then took a few steps back, and looked up at the immortal mountain hidden in the misty clouds and mist standing behind the Jade Ding Palace, that is the location of the Sword Pool, the most important thing in the world, go there, take another road. Li Yinshan retracted his gaze and said, "Young Master Wang is afraid that as soon as we enter with our front foot, Sun Que Lao'er will close the door and let the dog go with the back foot, and catch turtles in an urn...... No, it's to catch us. ”

Wang Dingding nodded with a smile and said: "Sun Que Lao'er doesn't smile at his skin, his father once said that this kind of person is the best at eating people and not spitting out bones, not slapping his face, and specializing in stealing his heart, so he has to deal with it carefully." Wait for the tea to cool, the tea will be cool, Sun Que old bastard has read a book all his life, and he has not read a calm mind, he can't hold his breath, so he can only lower his posture and invite us in, and we will show another identity and then go in. ”

Wang Dingding's word "please" was very heavy, and he spoke confidently, obviously eating several elders of the Yuding Palace, and only one old man Sun Que couldn't get into his eyes.

Li Yinshan snorted and kept silent.

The two of them stopped outside the gate of the Jade Ding Palace, and the sun that had just risen to the highest at this time was very bright, not strong, and a little dazzling.

Raised his hand to block it.

After a pillar of incense,

Sun Que humbly accompanied an old man in a pale cyan robe out.

Wang Dingding winked at Li Yinshan and smiled.

Li Yinshan gave a thumbs up.

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Xiaowoshan,

The strange old man held the roast chicken in his right hand and the wine jar in his left hand, his mouth was full of oil, and he wet his chest and clothes with all his drink, and he grinned and showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth and smiled:

"Do you believe the hypocritical rhetoric of the Yuqing villain, little doll? The most powerful thing in the world is the mouth full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, and if you believe it, you are a fool.

When you say it or not, "love", a very short word, is love, some people are enemies of the world for it, and some people are enemies of the world for the sake of the world!

One of the biggest jokes on the rivers and lakes, for the sake of his beloved, is called the devil, and kills people without blinking. For the sake of the righteousness of the world, he is called a gentleman, and he is praised by all people for his justice and righteousness. So, this Jianghu is too fucked, as long as Uncle Ben has a mouthful of wine to drink and a mouthful of meat to eat.

There are no things called by seven emotions and six desires, there are seven emotions and six desires called people, and those who can control seven emotions and six desires are the characters! The Yuqing villain can barely be regarded as a small person. ”

Qin Younian listened deeply, the old man was like this, after being calculated, he lived in seclusion in Xiangyang Village for 20 years, and also became a father who buckled bricks. In this way, the righteousness of the rivers and lakes and temples is written by the winner, and the process is not important at all, and hundreds of thousands of corpses can be ambushed on muddy roads to make the people holding chess behind them walk safely, without mud and blood!

Falling is killing, and lifting is also killing! The success of a generation is not just talk.

Qin You laughed younger: "Regardless of whether what the Jade Qingren said is true or not, since the junior can create him, they can also destroy him in an instant." ”

The strange old man raised his eyebrows and sneered: "By you? A little doll with yellow poop on her ass that has not dried up, speaks wildly when she opens her mouth, and is not afraid of the wind flashing her tongue. ”

Qin Younian shrugged his shoulders, did not explain, and said: "If the younger generation does not have this bit of courage, the old immortal and the old man of my family will only let me stay in Xiangyang Village honestly, marry a wife and have children, and spend my life in peace." ”

After eating two roast chickens, he didn't even let go of the minced meat crumbs in the bones, the strange old man burped, his greasy right hand first wiped it on the ground, and then wiped it clean on the tattered cloth strips of clothes, there was still a jar of wine left, drink it slowly, and change it to grab the wine jar with his right hand, and his free left hand turned his back to scratch his back, scratching his teeth and grinning, and when his back was not itchy, he hit unceremoniously: "The Hanging Mountain Sword Sect gave you a sword, and by the way, I gave you a river and lake, so I thought that the world and the earth were the biggest?" Just a little doll like you who doesn't know the height of the sky, Uncle Ben can slap it to death, do you believe it? ”

Qin Younian smiled bitterly: "Junior believes, but there are no absolutes, what if there is a monkey in it." ”

I don't know how long the strange old man who hasn't taken a bath, scratching left and right, his body has been writhing restlessly, and said: "Uncle Ben admires Sun Monkey and his father, and dares to let the stone cub." ”

Qin Younian was surprised, he was really an old-timer who was disrespectful to the old, and went back to the point and asked: "Old-timer, can the Neidan of the Eighth Prime Minister Liu really save people?" ”

The strange old man couldn't scratch a place on his back, and he wanted Qin Younian to help, but after thinking about it, he shook his head, twisted it a lot, and nodded: "Nonsense, it can really save people, those qi practitioners will let the fierce beast Neidan flow into the rivers and lakes?" Where should the villain in Yuqing see the harmful remedies, and he believed it when he was in a hurry to go to the doctor. Little doll, Uncle Ben can give you the Northern Divine Rune and the Eight Prime Minister Liu's Neidan, but ......... What can you give Uncle Ben? ”

Qin Younian asked rhetorically, "What do the old-timers want?" ”

The strange old man snorted: "Uncle Ben wants the Qinyu fairy to be resurrected, can you do it, little doll?" ”

Qin Younian glared, then sighed and shook his head, there are still traces of the way of immortality sought by emperors since ancient times, resurrecting a dead person is undoubtedly a fool's dream, dare to ask the heavenly immortals can do it? Qin Younian smiled and said, "What if you give the old-timers a river and lake you want to see?" ”

The strange old man was stunned for a moment, his hand that was rubbing his feet and dirt stopped, and said lightly: "Little doll, if you can give it, Uncle Ben will not only give you everything, but Uncle Ben will also go with you." If you can't give it, don't fart there, don't really fulfill that sentence, there is no hair on your mouth, and you can't do things well! will only say big things in his mouth, and he doesn't want silver to brag about it anyway. ”

Qin Younian was determined in his heart, the strange old man was a first-class master, with him, the tiger's den in Longtan in the capital was left to him, and he could still play with ease, and he said straight to the point: "The younger generation's surname is Qin, and he was born in the northern border pass. The seniors are willing to stay in Xiaowoshan, and any wind and grass on the rivers and lakes must not escape the ears and eyes of the seniors. ”

The strange old man's hand shook, and then rubbed the dirt, maybe the smell on his feet was too strong, and it smoked him, and he immediately frowned and leaned back, and said disapprerovingly: "What about the surname Qin?" A situation where the ancestors are powerless, and future generations want to create a peaceful foundation? ”

Qin Younian grinned toothily and did not speak.

The strange old man sat on the ground and was restless all the time, his right foot was rubbed, and he was replaced with his left foot, Qin Younian seriously suspected that he had not taken a bath in Xiaowoshan for fifty years, so he rubbed it like this.

The strange old man's eyes rolled wildly, and he asked seriously, "How many layers of certainty are there?" ”

Qin Younian did not hide it at all and said: "Do your best, people will win the sky." ”

"Little doll, are you in a panic to tease Uncle Ben?" The strange old man was amused, pointed at Qin Younian and said: "If you are idle and have nothing to do, go to the Zhengfeng of Yuding Palace to find a female doll who can see the right eye, you want to have meat and meat, and the elements are well-cooked, go to the sword pool to play with the woman's clothes, play with him in all kinds of ways, all four and eight forks, men and women are matched, and the work is not tired." ”

Qin Younian looked directly at the strange old man with an indifferent face, and said: "The world is out of my generation, and the old-timers think that there are a few people in the younger generation who can enter your eyes. ”

The strange old man stroked his beard, smelled a smell of fermented and mutated stinky salted fish, very up, looked down, only to find that it was the hand that rubbed his feet, and quickly frowned and took it away, and said with a chuckle: "Each sect has a few outstanding disciples, let them walk the rivers and lakes and have masters to guard their side, the wings can not be completely plump, Uncle Ben seems to be all fucking eggs playing the piano, arrogant, bullying people are not a few." There is a surname Ye in Guanyin Mountain, who is a little bastard who kills a thousand knives, blatantly occupies the people's daughters, and has fun killing other people's families, and then burns a village, just because he is a personal disciple of the old ghost, those elders of Guanyin Mountain are not surprised by this, and they are busy wiping his ass every day, and they are tired of it. ”

The strange old man rarely praised Qin Younian: "Although your root bones are not as good as them, the Hanging Mountain Sword Sect has a mighty sword qi that allows you to make up for your innate shortcomings." It's useless to have ambitious ambitions, you have to be sure, the right time, place and people, all of them are indispensable, otherwise don't expect Uncle Ben to be a sword for you. ”

Qin Younian said confidently: "Seniors, if the younger generations are seventy percent sure!" ”

The strange old man's eyes opened, the divine light said, it was very extraordinary, the invisible wind and waves suddenly blew, blowing the clothes crackling, the hair danced wildly behind the head, the eyes were round, the momentum was like a rainbow, like a sword that had been hidden for many years and then unsheathed, and the edge could shine in the world!

The strange old man took a sip of the wine jar and said, "Everything has cause and effect variables, and seventy percent certainty is already very high." The little doll convinces Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben will let you see what the sword rain is in the world! ”

Well, it's a word.

Uncle Ben is a good talker, if you lie to Uncle Ben, what should you say?

If you want to kill or chop, listen to it!

The strange old man smiled with relief: "The offspring who can make Uncle Ben take a look more, little doll, you are counted as one." ”

Official complaint: (Young Master Wang, look at it, you have brought Li Yinshan badly, the author originally arranged for him to be a very upright person.) As a result, you led me astray. )