057: Liu Shanchu, sighing angrily
Qin Younian smiled dumbly, one couldn't beat it, and the two didn't dare to fight, a few steps apart, punching the air, and the spittle stars sprayed on each other's faces.
Wang Dingding's golden sentences are frequent, scolding people without dirty words, so that the two great people of Yuding Palace have no way to refute, even if there is time to scold one or two sentences angrily, he seized the opportunity to talk endlessly, which is really annoying.
Sun Que Zhenren and Yuquan Zhenren glanced at each other, they were old, but they were scolded by a junior who pointed at their noses and scolded the dog's blood spray, and they really lost face, their faces changed like a rainbow, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, extremely exciting.
Sun Que Zhenren was angry, and looked coldly at the little bastard in yellow, how to look at it, how unhappy it was, the "clucking" sound of grinding his teeth, the "click" sound of his fists, his face was gloomy as water, he snorted angrily, brushed his sleeves away, and walked quickly into the inner hall.
Yuquan Zhenren, who was dressed in a plain white robe and had a verdant jade hairpin on his head, looked solemn, took out a new teacup from the bottom of the table, poured new tea, drank it in one gulp, turned his sleeves out until they were smooth, made a gesture to stop temporarily, and said lightly: "The little bastard in yellow, for the time being, will be like this for the time being, and will come back at noon tomorrow." The old man is a good talker, and after a while, he will tell his disciples to send the old man's paintings in recent years to Dawoshan, there are only three pairs, and there are no more. ”
This is a bet between them, Yuquan Zhenren originally wanted to live a lot of age, and he hasn't been to the Qinglou and hasn't seen the fans inside? completely ignored Sun Que Zhenren's dissuasion and made a gambling contract with Wang Dingding, who knew that the red-mouthed and white-toothed little bastard's lips and tongue skills were so powerful, like the flooding of the Yellow River, it was out of control, and he was quickly defeated.
The two real people were scolded by the little bastard for being worthless, their lives were not as good as livestock, they wasted air when they lived, wasted land when they died, and wasted silver when they went to the kiln.
All in all, they are good-for-nothing scumbags, scum, bastards!
This can infuriate Yuquan Zhenren, but he can endure it better than Sun Que Zhenren. According to Wang Dingding's words, Yuquan Old Bastard's Turtle King Eight Techniques are about to reach the realm of transformation, and he is an out-and-out master, very tight.
Li Yinshan smiled and let go of Wang Dingding, walked to Qin Younian's side, leaned closer and whispered: "Young master, there are two old guys in the inner hall of the Yuding Palace, and the martial arts cultivator is a second-grade grandmaster. ”
Qin Younian snorted, nodded and said, "Literati don't recommend that the Yuding Palace has a hundred paintings and thousands of words, go and see what articles can be written." ”
Li Yinshan said with a smile: "The outside of the Yuding Palace is magnificent, the furnishings inside are simple, the walls are full of calligraphy and paintings, and the pen, ink, paper and inkstones piled up on the tables, chairs and benches are strong, and it is not like the Jianghu sect at all." ”
Qin Younian smiled, turned around and left, stopped in two steps to look at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall, one thing is for sure, the calligraphy and painting of Yuding Palace should be a must.
Li Yinshan was silent and followed beside him.
Wang Dingding turned around and saw that Qin You had come to the Yuding Palace, his heart was settled, his eyebrows were smiling, he took a few steps to sit in front of the tea table, and said with a smile: "What, not convinced?" Yuquan old bastard is not a master, I said you, there is no one who can scold, it's really not good, you call out the two old bastards hidden in the inner hall, master, I can beat you steadily with one mouth and eight rows of teeth, believe it or not! ”
Yuquan Zhenren's hand shook, glanced at Qin Younian, who was leisurely watching and reading paintings, his eyes swept in the direction of the inner hall without a trace, and frowned at Wang Dingding: "Little bastard, do you really think that the old man will not dare to touch you?" ”
Wang Dingding raised his eyebrows, took the initiative to stretch out his neck, and then quickly wiped his neck with his palm, full of provocation, without waiting for Yuquan Zhenren to react, he quickly retracted his neck, got up and sneered: "The master gave you a chance, but you don't use it." By the way, Yuquan old bastard, you are especially like a famous dish of sauerkraut fish - sour, vegetable, and redundant (fish), don't you think? ”
After that, Wang Dingding was like a rooster who had won a battle, striding towards Qin Younian with his head held high.
Qin Younian stopped in front of a one-person-high bronze statue, pinched his chin and looked carefully, the Buddha statue is not a Buddha statue, the Taoist is not the Taoist Zun, I don't know which god the world worships? Turning his head to Li Yinshan, he asked, "Elder Li, who is this bronze statue cast?" ”
Li Yinshan said softly: "Back to the young master, Sun Que Lao'er said that this bronze statue is a Confucian saint Confucius, but after the world burned books and Confucianism and Taoism, he changed the appearance of the bronze statue and became the current four dislikes." ”
Qin Younian clenched his fists, let out a long breath, bowed to the bronze statue three times, and said softly: "When you come again, the bronze statue of Confucius must not be destroyed." ”
Li Yinshan said respectfully: "The old slave obeys. ”
Wang Dingding, who was standing on the side, said loudly: "Fourth brother, don't worry, when I come back tomorrow, I will copy this bronze statue, if there is a corner missing, I will kill ten people, and see how many people in the world are enough for us to kill." ”
Qin Younian snorted, the bronze statue of Confucius made him feel emotional, the old man entrusted the crazy girl to him before leaving, Qin Younian asked the old man to solve his hexagram but had a heart, as for the rhyme of the hexagram, the old man was silent. Going to Guanyin Mountain is the old man alone, that day is cloudy, there is no shadow behind him, at least there is no concern and no loneliness when retrieving the broken sword, the old man is also relieved that the crazy girl follows him, knowing that Qin Younian, the stinky boy, is talking and counting, and he has promised his life, so he smiled and went to die.
"Go back and repair the thatched house."
Qin Younian grinned, turned around and walked towards the door.
Wang Dingding and Li Yinshan followed quickly.
Yuquan Zhenren got up, smiled and sent Qin Younian and the three of them to the door, and the moment he closed the door, his face was gloomy as water, and his eyes no longer suppressed the cold killing intent that was like substance.
The face of the little bastard in yellow is thicker than the floor tiles of Yuding Palace, and all the good words come out of his mouth, all the good words are pasted on his face, and all the bad words are pushed on others, which is even more shameless than the old bastard of Liu Shanchu.
Yuquan Zhenren smiled weirdly, walked to the inner hall with his hands in his hands, and secretly thought to himself: "The Great Elder personally went to visit Xiaowoshan himself, if what the little bastard in yellow said is false, he will be suspended in the martial arts arena for 100 days, 100 lashes a day, 66 knives are cut, the knife is avoided by the key points, and then sprinkled with an hour of scarring, the best gold sore medicine for two hours of scarring, day after day of torture, delicious and good drink, always let him hang a breath, deeply feel what life is better than death." As long as people don't die and their bodies aren't crippled, even if the mountain owner comes, what's the matter. As for the little Qin bastard, naturally someone will clean it up, why should the old man be worried, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and don't pee and take pictures, a life has a few catties and a few taels. ”
It's always not deeply involved in the world!
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Su surname dynasty, capital.
Zhu Fatzi hollowed out his family, looked for the high chief, took some silver, and spent a lot of money to buy a mansion in the capital where every inch of land was expensive, and hung a plaque "Zhu Mansion".
Although the Zhu Mansion is not big, there are three links inside and outside, and there are more than a dozen houses, although it is not as big as those big doors, it is his own home, and the gold and silver nests outside are good, far less stable than his own dog kennel.
When Zhu Fatzi bought a mansion, Chief Gao and the two of them moved in, and they called it to protect the eldest brother. Some time ago, Riyi found a total of a few maids to serve them, and experienced the luxury of the rich family at night, but the maid entered the mansion in the morning, but at night was frightened by the green light in the eyes of the high head and ran over the wall in the middle of the night, kicking her legs on the wall, losing the reserved lady of the past.
Chief Gao sighed angrily, "Rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest." ”
Who knew that the high chief said aggrievedly, "The building near the water gets the moon first", which made the high chief angry half to death.
A carrier pigeon flew into Zhu's house,
Zhu Fatzi sat in the garden pavilion to make tea, make tea, hot tea sets, slow and methodical, in one go, vassal elegance with his two hundred catties of body shape, looks nondescript, gilded body does not look like an Arhat.
The carrier pigeon landed on the railing of the pavilion, and Chief Gao stepped forward to take down the letter, released the carrier pigeon, frowned and looked at the content of the letter and read: "Tianzi is first-class, the assassination of Zheng Gongming, the secretary of the Criminal Department, is completed." Tianzi first-class, assassination of Jinyi Wei hundred households Sun Qianqiu, hundred households Zhao Xiaogang, thousands of households Tian Zhen, completed. Tianzi is first-class, assassinating the ghost Lao Qi of the Gong Mansion and failing. ”
Zhu Fatzi poured three cups of tea, put them away in turn, and said unhurriedly: "After getting in touch with the seventy-two earthly demons, Lord Bai spent a lot of money, and invited five first-class killers of Tianzi, ten second-class killers of Tianzi, and twenty-three third-class killers of Tianzi to eliminate dissidents and clear the way for the second prince to fight for the throne. We did it so blatantly, without avoiding the eyes of those people at all, the prince was unmoved, the palace was as quiet as a lake, and I don't know what medicine was sold in their gourds? I have a headache, and I miss the days when I was on an errand in the Mijin machine. ”
Chief Gao instigated the internal force to shatter the letter and spread it with the wind, clapped his hands and sat down and said: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Lord Bai is scheming, how can the layout not be left behind?" We just need to be good pawns, why worry about these things? If you have this time, it is better to go to Qianjiao Baimei Building to go shopping, and the girls in it are one by one, like fairies. ”
Gao Shou belongs to the boar and can't eat fine chaff, he picked up the teacup and wanted to drink it all, who knew that the freshly brewed tea was hot to his mouth, his tongue trembled for a while, and he quickly frowned and spit it out, and said with a wry smile: "Big brother, why do you like this tune?" Mother Yang doesn't miss you much, Qianjiao Baimei Lou is very diligent, Aunt Xue there is young and beautiful, her eyes are above the top, and she doesn't seem to look down on her eldest brother. ”
Syllable!
Chief Gao slapped the back of Gao Shou's head and said with a smile: "Our eldest brother is the one who abandoned the chaos from the beginning? Don't talk nonsense, the eldest brother is busy with official business, so he starts a business first and then starts a family. ”
Zhu Fatzi's small eyes narrowed into a slit when he listened, "It's still the second brother who understands me best." ”
Gao Shou was in pain, his face was aggrieved, he touched the back of his head, and muttered, "I heard that the eldest brother was in Qianjiao Baimei Building all night long, and the sun was three poles, so that the Qianqian girl rolled her eyes and foamed at the mouth, if it wasn't for Aunt Xue realizing that something was wrong and forcibly breaking in, the Qianqian girl would really die." Because of the eldest brother's toughness, the bed floor is shaking, and many girls in the rouge building are regarded as the number one public enemy, and they don't want to see the eldest brother, they all say that the eldest brother spent a hundred taels of silver and played a trick of a thousand taels of silver. ”
Syllable!
Chief Gao raised his hand and slapped him again, and said in a deep voice: "What the third brother said makes sense, eldest brother, do you want to take Mother Yang over?" If it goes on like this, my third brother and I will go to the Rouge Building with you and have a familiar face, I'm afraid that there will be no Rouge Building to visit in the future. ”
Gao Shou covered the back of his head with both hands, got up and said angrily to Chief Gao: "Second brother, what I said makes sense, why did you beat me?" ”
Chief Gao smiled awkwardly, "It's easy." ”
Who made him his own brother, Gao Shou sighed, sat farther away from Gao Chief, stretched out his straight arm to measure, couldn't reach it, and then said aggrievedly: "Okay, pay attention next time." ”
Chief Gao snorted.
Alas.
Zhu Fatzi smiled bitterly: "I have written a letter to Yang's mother a long time ago, and I have never received a reply from Yang's mother. Is it really as those people say, the fans are ruthless, and the drama is meaningless! Pity my true feelings, it went down the drain. ”
Chief Gao, the two of them lit up, and let out a long oh, and suddenly realized, so it was! No wonder the eldest brother doesn't recuperate, and this is the reason why he visits the kiln frequently, I understand.
When the tea cooled down, Zhu Fatzi drank it all, put down the teacup and said, "Second brother, third brother, is there any news of the fourth brother and fifth brother?" ”
Chief Gao shook his head and said: "Haoran has closed the mountain, and the scouts sent to find out no news, but from the village under the Taibai Mountain, I found out that the fourth and fifth brothers almost fought in that village, and the specific situation is unknown. ”
Zhu Fatzi thought for a while and said, "Judging from Lord Bai's tone, we don't have to worry about the safety of the fourth and fifth brothers. But the little sweet potato misses the fourth brother, and I don't know how long they will come to the capital, which is really a headache. ”
Gao Shou had a deep understanding, nodded and said: "Yes, the little sweet potato practices hard every day, just wait for the fourth brother to come back and praise him, pull me to spar, the little sweet potato is still young, and I can't use my internal strength, I'm afraid of hurting him." And the little sweet potato only takes out the sword, and does not know how to collect the force, and the unopened iron sword hurts very much on the body, every day. ”
Chief Gao echoed: "Senior Xue told us that the little sweet potato has just cultivated its internal strength, so let's accompany the little sweet potato to practice more in our spare time." The little monk Wutong of Bujue Temple often sneaks out of the temple and brings baked sweet potatoes to find small sweet potatoes, spoiling them tightly. And the little monk who was enlightened relied on his own childish body, against the wind and urinated, instead of pulling me to the roof to compete, pit me a lot of silver, and kept saying that I am a Buddha compassionate, as if I am a monk of wine and meat. ”
Zhu Fatzi suddenly sighed and said: "It's good to wait for the fourth brother to come to the capital, the little sweet potato is a collection of thousands of favors, we are reluctant to hurt him, only the fourth brother can make the little sweet potato well-behaved and sensible." By the way, is there any movement in the Xiao female devil? ”
Chief Gao shook his head and said, "She has come to see the little sweet potato three times, and she doesn't go out of the house on weekdays. ”
Gao Shou's eyes rolled, and he whispered: "I heard that the big witch Xiao gave the fourth brother that, and let the fourth brother come out with his support on the wall." ”
Zhu Fatzi hurriedly said to stop him: "Don't talk nonsense, how can the female demon Xiao take a fancy to the fourth brother?" ”
Zhu Fatzi's two big gold teeth were inlaid four or five times, and the capital of the sin was Xiao Nu's demon, and she didn't have a serious attack, she only hit her face, and Zhu Fatzi was afraid of her from the bottom of his heart.
Chief Gao nodded in unison, and said solemnly: "Yes!" ”
Official complaint: (Spit about the author, what kind of stuff is written, this is, doing things day by day.) )