067: Don't stop the glass, please have a glass of wine in the air
After sitting down, Wang Dingding's eyes flickered, hesitated for a moment, and saw Xu Susu stretching out his hand in front of him, looking left and right, but this picture was too familiar. In public, if you are slapped in the face by a woman, it will be yellow mud falling into the crotch of your pants - it's not but, how should a dignified seven-foot man be accommodated? Seeing that Zhenzhang couldn't beat Xu Susu, who seemed to be weak, he was inevitably beaten violently, and Wang Dingding's crotch was still faintly painful, and it was safest to keep silent after careful consideration.
Alas!
With a sigh,
Wang Dingding moved his butt closer to Qin Younian.
The shopkeeper with a smile on his face bowed his head and trotted over, and respectfully asked: "Ladies and gentlemen, our store has the Yangtze River Baigui Fuzi that has just been delivered, the taste is fresh and the meat is delicious, and there is also a good local wine for a spring, and the guest officers who have drunk it are full of praise." ”
Wang Dingding drained the tea in the cup, turned his head and ordered: "Xiao Er, give the master a bowl of rice bowls, and then an egg scrambled egg, as long as the egg does not have eggs." ”
"This son ........."
The shopkeeper was stunned in place, and looked up slightly to see the fairy in Tsing Yi who was hundreds of times more beautiful than the girl in Liuhua Lane. The shopkeeper lost his mind for a short time, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he was teased by the boy in yellow, and he smiled bitterly and didn't make a sound.
Qin Younian shook his head and called the shopkeeper, and said softly: "Let's come first with six pots and one day, Bai Guifuzi six, and pick the others." ”
"Well, guest officers, please wait a moment." The shopkeeper bowed and retreated.
The old-timers knocked on the table, and Qin Younian and the others looked at the old-timers at the same time, showing doubts.
The old-timer stroked his beard, glanced at Xu Susu, who was like a cold beauty, and grinned at Wang Dingding: "Wang boy, don't look at Xu Yatou is as cold as a piece of ice, in fact, her heart is as hot as red iron, such a woman usually admits death, from the beginning, if you die when you first get married, Xu Yatou will definitely be widowed for you until you are old, and you will never remarry, you kid can die blindly." Besides, although Xu Yatou's chest is flat and there is no scenery to see, it is better than a big buttocks, and the old man often says that a female doll with a big fart can give birth to a son, and it can spread branches and leaves for you, and how good it is to pass on the ancestry. Don't you kid know the superficial truth that the building near the water gets the moon first? Anyway, your kid has thick skin, and you get used to being beaten a few times by Xu Yatou, once raw and twice cooked, and three or four times the meat sticks to the meat. ”
Mother,
The tea that Qin Younian had just drunk in his mouth almost squirted out, and the old-timers really dared to say anything in front of the juniors, saying that he was disrespectful to the old seemed to be a compliment, and it was more appropriate to call him an old rascal.
"Old-timer, you......... Old disciple, I ignore you. Xu Susu blushed cheeks and glared at the old-timer, stomped his feet angrily, who knew that the old-timer's cheeks were thicker than the corner of the city wall, and he smirked disapprovingly, snorted coldly, got up and went straight to the second floor.
The old-timer waved his hand and sighed: "This girl is too thin-skinned, how can I find Ruyi Langjun in the future." ”
Wang Dingding drooped his head and said bitterly: "The old-timers, the juniors and the plain girl haven't been touched yet, but you said that you died young if you didn't get married, and no one can stand it." ”
Li Yinshan, the sword idiot and the two smiled, listening quietly, the old-timers were dirty, the golden sentences continued, and the younger generations could also laugh and frolic without the slightest shelf of the predecessors of the rivers and lakes, approachable, and really responded to the sentence: If there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, joy is indispensable.
Qin Younian glanced at the young boy who was sitting alone in the lobby, dressed in gorgeous clothes, a stack of beef, a pot of wine, never moved fast, never took a cup, very weird. Qin Younian retracted his gaze, put down the teacup and said with a smile: "Then wait for the fifth brother to die in the cave?" ”
The old-timer scolded with a smile: "Uncle Ben, for example, Qin Xiaozi is deliberately finding fault. ”
Wang Dingding drooped his head and stopped talking.
Wine and food are all together,
Qin Younian had a general understanding of Xu Susu at the Hanging Pot Waterfall, so he instructed the shopkeeper to send Xu Susu some food, she had a small appetite, and only ate vegetarian soup without touching the meat, no wonder there were not a few taels of meat on her chest, and she was born with a big fart.
"Gotcha." The shopkeeper bowed and retreated.
Because he was full of food and drink in the return pavilion, Qin Younian just drank and clinked glasses, and occasionally moved his chopsticks, but the old-timers were like starving ghosts reincarnated, eating and drinking and snatching fat chicken legs from Wang Dingding's hands, the chicken legs were robbed, and Wang Dingding looked like an angry little daughter-in-law and complained.
Seeing this, the old-timers reluctantly deducted the chicken fart-strand and stuffed it into Wang Dingding's mouth, and said: "Wang boy, the chicken leg is all meat and it is not delicious, and the chicken fart-stock is the essence of the whole chicken. ”
Wang Dingding pursed his lips, he wanted to spit out chicken farts - who knew that the old-timers stared at him, the threat was obvious, Wang Dingding felt bitter, so he could only eat it a little bite, and take two bites, the meat was firm and elastic, hmm......... This chicken fart smell is still okay!
I suddenly remembered that the hand of the old-timer who picked the chicken fart seemed to have just finished buttoning his feet..................
Vomit!
Wang Dingding's face suddenly turned red into the color of pork liver, and he instantly spit out the uneaten chicken fart, his stomach churned, and he got up and ran towards the thatched house, extremely fast.
Li Yinshan, the sword idiot deliberately avoided the roast chicken, quickly ate and drank to his heart's content, and went up to the second floor with a confession.
The old-timer sighed lightly, blinked and wondered: "What are they doing here, running so fast one by one?" Usually eat a meal at least a pillar of incense, today the crotch of the pants, go back to put out the fire? ”
Qin Younian poured the wine for the old-timers unhurriedly, and said with a smile: "They shouldn't be able to stand the smell of the old-timers' feet." ”
"Nonsense!"
The old-timer blew his beard and glared, and said angrily: "Uncle Ben just washed his feet, what does it smell." ”
Qin Younian asked, "How long did the old-timers wash it?" ”
The old-timer thought for a while and said: "Seven days ago, Uncle Ben specially went to the river to wash it, and washed a column of incense, but after Uncle Ben washed his feet, all the fish in the small river floated to the surface and swam on their backs, and the scene was very spectacular." ”
Yes, the old-timers pretending to be confused are also good hands, Qin Younian stopped talking and drank quietly.
Half an hour later,
Wang Dingding bared his teeth, limped, his legs were outward, and he walked slowly with his hands on his waist, looking very weird.
Hiss!
After sitting down, Wang Dingding couldn't help but gasp.
Qin Younian raised his eyebrows, this scene seemed familiar, and he couldn't help asking, "Fifth brother, who are you?" ”
The old-timers swept away the remaining dishes on the table with the principle of not wasting them, and the shopkeeper on the side dropped his jaw in shock, mistakenly thinking that it was an old savage who came down from a mountain! The old-timer grabbed his cuffs and wiped his mouth, burped and said, "Wang boy, did you go to the thatched house to fight with others?" ”
Wang Dingding had a dark face and said angrily: "I don't know which turtle grandson replaced the toilet paper in the thatched house with thick hemp rope, it's too damn lacking in virtue." I recognized that the toilet paper was replaced with thick hemp rope, and the turtle grandson also cut down the weeds around the thatched house, not even a complete leaf, so he could only pull back and forth. ”
In Baiyan City, the patriarch and Zhu Fatzi were all persecuted when they went to the thatched house, Qin Younian suddenly remembered that the pair of senior brothers he had met when he first arrived in Baiyan City who had been expelled from the division had done such a lack of morality, and couldn't help but smile: "Don't you have a silver ticket in your arms?" It's okay to tear off a piece of cloth from your clothes, why bother being so cruel to yourself. ”
The old-timers gave a thumbs up and leaned back with a smile: "Uncle Ben has seen scraping with bamboo chips and rubbing with leaves, but Uncle Ben is the first time I have seen someone pull back and forth with a thick hemp rope. ”
Alas!
Wang Dingding sighed and said: "The silver tickets in my arms are all large denominations, and others are all worth it, and I am a thousand gold." As for my garments, they are richer than a thousand taels of silver. If I catch the turtle grandson, I must rub rouge on his buttocks-thighs - let him pretend to be lips (pure), then seal his acupoints, throw them into the deep curtain, and find a few gouache Langjun who likes Longyang to serve the turtle grandson comfortably, otherwise it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart. ”
The old-timers heard that they had that special taste, and the means were good, so they nodded and said softly: "Wang boy, you should go to the prison of the Criminal Department on an errand, and go to the rivers and lakes to lick the blood and wronged you." ”
Qin Younian smiled dumbly, didn't dwell on this, and called the shopkeeper to reward two taels of silver and asked him to help Wang Dingding up to the guest room on the second floor.
ouch
hurt
You slow down.
Wang Dingding screamed strangely, and the shopkeeper slowed down his movements and helped him leave.
Qin Younian and the old-timers glanced at each other, and their eyes were full of smiles.
That young boy is not an ordinary person.
"Childe, please have a drink."
Qin Younian picked up the wine glass full of liquor between his two fingers, flicked it backhand, and the wine glass was in the air, shooting straight towards the young boy, all the way was flat and stable, and the wine did not spill a drop.
"Good wine, the wine invited by Qin Gongzi is drunk."
The young boy reached out and grabbed the cup of wine with his palm, raised his head and drank it all, and said lightly: "Qin Gongzi's internal strength is perfect, and those outstanding disciples of various sects and sects are afraid that it is difficult to compare, I don't know how Qin Gongzi found out?" Come and don't be rude, Qin Gongzi also please drink a glass of wine. ”
After speaking, the young boy poured a full glass of wine, stretched out his hand and pushed, the wine glass gently rotated in the air and slid towards Qin Younian in a graceful arc, and not a drop of wine in the cup was spilled.
Good skills!
Qin Younian's eyes lit up.
The old-timer stroked his beard and smiled silently.
Shout!
Qin Younian slapped it out, and the suspended wine glass suddenly stopped in the air, and then opened his mouth to suck it, like a dragon absorbing water, all the wine in the cup was inhaled, this scene stunned the innkeeper and the few diners, not the bluffing style of street showmanship, but the masters of the rivers and lakes that he saw with his own eyes! The diners didn't care about the unfinished dishes and threw down their money and ran out of the inn, but the innkeeper was so frightened that he hid behind the counter and didn't dare to show his head.
Qin Younian didn't think so, pushed the wine glass back with a backhand, and landed firmly in front of the young boy, saying: "The rivers and lakes are very long, don't stop the cup." People who walk the rivers and lakes do not have the temperament of a person who is as different as Childe. ”
The young boy's eyes smiled, clapped his hands and said quickly: "Qin Gongzi has good means, he is worthy of being the son of the Nine Sword King, I heard that there has been no king in the Canaan country outside the north, only the ruling queen mother?" I heard that the Empress Dowager of Canaan was also surnamed Qin, and she was captured by the Nine Swords King at the northern border. ”
The old-timers were drinking and picking their feet, sometimes looking at Qin Younian, sometimes looking at the young boy, and silent.
Qin Younian picked up his wine glass, got up and walked to the young boy, sat at the same table with him, and asked with a smile: "Childe watched a good show on the Zhanghu Lake to see if I have the ability to leave the Qingzhou realm alive. The second prince can only feel at ease to fight for the throne by seeing it with his own eyes, but how can the second prince be sure that I will help you seize the throne, not that I occupy the world? ”
The second prince applauded endlessly, said three good words in a row, committed himself to pouring wine liquid into the empty wine glass in front of Qin Younian, and laughed softly: "The dynasty surnamed Su seems to be in charge of Niu Er on the surface, but in fact, the qi is exhausted, I can sit in this world, Qin Gongzi can sit, but others can't sit." Lord Bai highly admired Qin Gongzi, and the Nine Swords King also negotiated with me over tea, and we had a very happy conversation. As for why Qin Gongzi can see through my identity at a glance, I am very curious, and I will listen to it. ”
Qin Younian said with a smile: "Simple, there are a total of three parties who have gone to Haoran World to inquire about my news, and I know the first two parties, as for the third party, it can only be the second prince." There are few people who can tell my identity in one word, looking at the dynasty surnamed Su, if it is hostile, can I still sit down and drink and talk? ”
The second prince's eyes flashed with a gleam, fleeting, and he chuckled, "Why?" ”
Qin Younian said lightly: "Haoran World has become the prince's lackey, my every move will naturally reach the prince's ears, why does the prince need to send someone." Among the people in the capital who can take special care of me, except for the people I know well, the hands that can be stretched out so long can only be the second prince. ”
"Smart, no wonder you can be powerful in the world, and you can leave unharmed, it's because I've seen it away, and I hope that Qin Gongzi won't blame it, and when Qin Gongzi arrives in the capital, I will make amends to Qin Gongzi." The second prince was not stingy with words and praise, and even took the initiative to surrender his identity to show goodwill, based on this alone, Qin Younian had to guard against it, after all, he was careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years. The old man has plucked his feathers, how can he let his son live under the eaves of others, and Qin Younian can also learn to do a few points, at least for now, he can get along with the second prince.
As for the second prince, he also has such a state of mind, and the enemy of the enemy is a friend.
Qin Younian arched his hand and said: "The second prince is polite, I am just a martial artist in the rivers and lakes, where can I afford the great gift of the second prince, there is no need to make amends, I heard that the magnificence of the Duke of Jing's Mansion is comparable to the palace of the elderly." Alas, when I first arrived in the capital, I didn't have a decent place to live, and if the second prince wanted to find me to drink wine and tea, I was afraid it would take some effort. ”
Boy
Red mouth and white teeth, come when you open your mouth, you dare to open your mouth.
The smile on the second prince's face stiffened, and then quickly erased it, got up and made a salute, and said: "When Gongzi Qin comes to the capital, he naturally has a mansion to settle in. ”
"I'll take my leave and go back to Beijing first." The second prince clenched his fists and left, and the moment he walked out of the inn door, an old man quietly appeared behind him, and when he looked back, his skin was as white as the skin of a woman in her twenties, and it could be broken by blowing.
The old man walked over, put his palm on Qin Younian's shoulder, and said softly: "This old devil is still alive!" ”
Official complaint: (, Qin Gongzi's life story was revealed so quickly, I still guess it.) Author, do you dare to keep a little more mystery and make a god turn. )