Chapter 7: Normal! This game is never updated!

"Here we go! Come on! Come on! Urgent?! Are they all in a hurry to be reincarnated?! ”

A black hole suddenly appeared in mid-air, accompanied by an obviously very dissatisfied scream, and the guide fairy Sakurakura, whom Sui Yu had seen when he entered the game, appeared in front of everyone's eyes with a pink trajectory drawn by broken thoughts.

"What's the matter with so many people calling me?"

A volley circled, and the little goblin crossed his waist in the air and shouted loudly with an annoyed face: "It's your Bison Town again!" Is there any end to it? Call me every once in a while, don't you think it's fun to sneak me around?! ”

Well, it looks like this guide elf has a pretty big temper!

"We don't want to keep calling you over." A female player stepped out of the crowd, then pointed to the mess around her with a longbow in her hand and said to the goblin in the sky, "It's still the same old problem! Look, that earthly dragon is making trouble again, can you think of a way?! No matter how you look at this situation, it's a BUG, right?! ”

"That's normal! So there's nothing I need to address! The little goblin replied with his arms folded: "Again, all this is normal!" And there are no bugs in this game! Even if you find a so-called BUG, it doesn't matter, just use it! It's your job to find bugs and take advantage of them! ”

"But my shop has been vandalized again!" Pointing to a piece of rubble next to the square, a man with round-rimmed glasses walked up to the bottom of the cherry blossoms with a sad look and shouted, "This is the second time this month!" If the system building is damaged, the system will automatically refresh to perfection after a while! Can you also help my store refresh by the way? If I continue to be destroyed by the Earth Dragon, I will go bankrupt if I have to spend money to repair it every time! ”

Faced with this question, the goblin continued to answer: "This is all normal! So there's no need to change the system settings for this! ”

"Normal! Normal! Normal! "Finally, there is a young man who looks younger than Sui Yu and can't stand it!

At this time, he pointed at Sakuraku with an angry face and shouted, "Every time you say it's normal!" But the problem is, there are a lot of shortcomings in this game, okay! Don't say 'it's normal' every time! Let me find a way to solve it! Soul light! ”

"And this game has no bootstrap, no bootstrapping tasks, and a lot of things need to be told by old players to new players! If you rely on your own blind exploration, you won't even know how to exit the game safely! ”

"It's obviously called guiding the goblin, but you haven't fulfilled the obligation to guide at all, what kind of guide goblin are you?!"

"There's also a leveling area! Isn't there a normal game that divides different levels of leveling areas for players to level up? This game is good.,There are bison forests and bison grasslands near here that you can level up.,But the number of monsters is not only very small.,The difficulty is inevitably a little too high, right?! ”

"I finally met a slime near the town, but I was just about to make a move but was stopped by the guards!"

"The reason is that those slimes are beneficial beasts used to decompose the town's garbage, which is beneficial to the town, so they are not allowed to be killed?"

"Dare to hunt slimes without permission, and even be punished with imprisonment or a fine? Funny?! ”

"The most outrageous thing is this Earth Walking Dragon!"

"Please! This is the first town where newbies gather! What does it mean for you to let a level 600 Earth Walking Dragon come over and wreak havoc every other day? Do you want to drive all the players away?! ”

"When the trolls were raging before, there were already many players who were abandoned by them! Now in reality, there are still trolls singing about this game from time to time in various player communication groups, and at the same time, the water armies of other games are also crazy and rhythmic to desperately discredit this game! ”

"To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that we old players are more determined, plus we have a lot of immunity to those trolls in other games, and we know how to think about what we need for ourselves, we won't be easily led by them, I'm afraid I would have given up long ago!"

"Could it be that you really want to drive away even our group of determined veteran players?!"

Well, Sui Yu seems to understand why the announcement of the exchange group he found during the day would indicate "Troll Rolling Water Army Kicking......

As soon as the young man's voice fell, the high-minded guide fairy Sakuraku glanced at the excited crowd and replied lightly with a light cough: "I repeat it again!" This is normal! It's all very normal! ”

"At the same time, I would like to remind you again! This game is claimed to never be updated! ”

"If you don't update, you won't update!"

"What the future of this world will look like will always depend on you as players!"

"Therefore, if you encounter any difficulties, don't be afraid, rely on perseverance to overcome it!"

After saying this, Sakura turned around and flew towards the black hole that suddenly opened: "Bye-bye!" ”

Seeing Sakuraku say a few words, he was going to slip away, and this time the players obviously didn't plan to let Sakuraku run away easily.

"Wait! Don't go! ”

"Be sure to solve the problem for our players today!"

"That's right! Can't be perfunctory to us anymore! ”

Sakura, the goblin who failed to slip away, had no choice but to pout and levitate in mid-air after seeing the excited appearance of the players, and continued to say to everyone: "You guys shouldn't have forgotten the promotional theme of this game again, right? ”

"Ninety-nine percent true!"

"When you wake up every day in reality, do you still have a bootstrap in front of your eyes to guide you to what task you should accomplish today? Without the bootloader, you wouldn't be alive?! ”

"Or do you also want to be possessed by something in reality, get up every day like a robot to complete all the work of brushing your teeth and preparing for meals under the guidance of an automatic program, and then go to work under the control of the bootstrap? Even when you are working, your body is taken over by an automatic program to help you with various tasks? ”

"Don't you feel cautious?!"

"Also, in reality, you can get a set of equipment by passing a few words of communication in a random circle? What do you want to do?! ”

"Isn't it true that in reality, all kinds of accidents continue to occur like now, even if you are very careful, you may still be disrupted by various unexpected black swan events in the end?!"

"Still, relatively speaking! The sense of accomplishment gained after overcoming all odds to achieve success is also very fulfilling! ”

"That's the reality! There are bitter and sweet! ”

"In other words, just because there is a comparison of bitterness, everyone can feel what sweetness is!"

Sui Yu leaned back on the back of the chair and crossed Erlang's legs, enjoying the speech of the goblin in the sky with interest.

Because he has memories of the future, he naturally knows most of the setting of the game "Otherworld", so he is not as excited as these players.

What's more, Sui Yu knows that although this game world is built in a virtual world, it is the creation god who has become an evil god who personally handles it, and the ultimate goal is to counterattack the other world that seems to be called the world of divine grace, so it is very normal to get infinitely close to the real world.

And at this time, the evil god should have exhausted his divine power, even if he wants to adjust it according to the requirements of these players, he can't do it, so Sakuraku said "never update", and other players may be influenced by common sense to subconsciously think that the GM of all games can modify the game, so they scoff at this, but Sui Yu has no doubts!

Therefore, Sui Yu planned to sit down and appreciate how this guide fairy could help her master appease the player.

Anyway, I'm not afraid of big things when I look at the excitement!

"In short, you don't have to think about the bootstrap quest and the novice quest or anything! Authenticity is at the heart of this game! ”

"As for the Earth Dragons wreaking havoc?"

Speaking of this, the little goblin rolled his eyes: "There must be a cause if there is an effect!" To put it bluntly, it's not you players who are dying on your own?! ”

"As I said before, the key to what the future of this world will be like depends on you players!"

"And the Earth Dragons are a very visual example!"

"Before, there was a guy who sneaked into the Blood Dragon Valley next to him, wanting to catch an Earth Dragon cub and tame it and become his dependent!"

"That's a great idea, it looks like a lot of the protagonists of your real-world online games have done something similar!"

"But!"

"This is "Otherworld", and that guy is not a protagonist who has the protection of the author, and he will not fail no matter how he dies!"

"So he steals chickens and rice! Not to mention that he himself died once, because he caused the death of the little Earth Walking Dragon and completely angered the Earth Walking Dragon mother, so much so that now the Earth Walking Dragon runs over and attacks every once in a while to retaliate! ”

"Even if the little earth dragon has been resurrected, this feud is completely settled!"

Hearing Sakuraku talk about this, several veteran players with equipment that was obviously a grade higher than the others sighed and complained: "No wonder the first time, that earth dragon was so noisy!" And the cry is so sad! That's the reason for feelings! ”

"The entire town was destroyed at that time, and all the players died more than once! The feeling is because someone has killed and angered the earthly dragon! What the hell! ”

"Who is it? Can you use your brain a little bit to think about the consequences before doing something? Why do you like to die so much? Now it's good! Let the whole town be unlucky with that guy! ”

And seeing that the players began to condemn the player who had died, the little goblin Sakuraku opened his arms and said loudly to everyone in an impassioned tone: "So, everything is normal!" ”

"In order to highlight the sense of realism, the game system does not adopt the way of the outbound system like most games, but uses the near-reality mode of summoning the mobile phone and replacing the system with the mobile phone function to assist the player."

"In order to highlight the sense of realism, it is naturally very normal to provoke the nearby beasts and be retaliated!"

"In order to highlight the sense of realism, it is normal for the guide elf to only answer some basic questions, and ignore other questions!"

Sui Yu felt that it seemed that this sentence was the focus of this guide to the goblin!

"So, I'll go first if it's okay! Don't call me again this time! This day, I'm busy with this goblin! ”