Hearing Sui Yu exclaim, the real-life version of the old cat covered his forehead and groaned in pain: "Boss! So didn't I remind you before? Although the entertainment habits of watching the Internet are very good, can you not watch those special brain-dead? And don't take some of the plots as the truth! ”

"Look, aren't you being affected by those brains now?!"

Pointing to the "crooked mouth god of war", the old cat explained angrily: "That kid is contaminated with ......"

Glancing at Fujiwara Ai, the old cat paused slightly and continued: "Infected with some very bad hobbies, so the body is very weak, especially the nervous system has a lot of problems!" ”

"As for the problem of his crooked mouth, I heard that it is a cerebral vascular disease, and the most likely is facial neuritis!"

"Didn't you notice that his crooked mouth is obviously beyond the limits of ordinary humans?!"

"Anyway, every time you get slapped, this guy will show this expression." The old cat shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands with a nonchalant expression: "I'm used to it anyway!" ”

Got used to it......

Every time he gets slapped, this guy will put on this very penetrating crooked mouth and evil smile because of facial neuritis?!

Burst......

Hearing this, Ai Fujiwara couldn't help but chuckle.

And hearing the laughter of Ai Fujiwara behind him, Sui Yu smiled and winked at the old cat.

Yes, the conversation between the two just now was actually aimed at relaxing Ai Fujiwara.

Anyway, the scene just now, although it was very easy for Sui Yu, who had the strength to not panic, but Ai Fujiwara, who had always been a good girl, must have been very frightened just now.

So, it's necessary to relax a little bit by chatting and joking.

No, seeing Fujiwara Ai covering his mouth and chuckling, the old cat winked at Sui Yu, conveying a look of "Although it's acting, I still advise you to watch less of those brain-dead networks", and Sui Yu replied with a "I don't watch that kind of thing for a long time, right?" Looks.

Although he didn't speak, but through his eyes, the two people who cooperated tacitly in the game easily completed this wave of "eyebrow love".

Then, the old cat threw the wine bottle in his hand into the hands of a subordinate next to him, and then suddenly bowed to Sui Yu with a serious face and shouted loudly: "Boss! When we first met, my name in reality is Miko Takaban, so please take care of me! ”

At the same time, the little brothers around the old cat also hurriedly stood up and followed behind the old cat and bowed to Sui Yu with a respectful expression.

I have to say that this scene is really shocking.

Look, some passers-by around were all frightened when they saw this scene at this time, especially some people looked at their eyes, obviously full of vigilance.

It seems that this is treating Sui Yu as the boss of the club!

What's all this called?

Sui Yu was depressed in his heart, he was obviously a very law-abiding ordinary person, okay?!

However, the matter has come to this point, and Sui Yu can't be rude.

Recalling some of his memories of the etiquette of the neon people, Sui Yu quickly tried to stand up straight and bow slightly to the old cat after the old cat bowed to him and reported his name, and at the same time said with a serious face: "I'm Sui Yu, please take care of me." ”

I have to admit that Sui Yu was still a little nervous at this time.

Therefore, when he reported his name, Sui Yu did not notice it.

When he bowed slightly to the old cat, Fujiwara Ai quietly came to his side half a step away, put his hands in front of him and bowed slightly with Sui Yu's movements.

And noticing this scene, the old cat's eyes flashed, and it seemed that a very complicated mood flashed.

Subconsciously lowered his head and looked at the surface of his feet, and the old cat couldn't help but sigh softly.

Then, with a long breath, the old cat suddenly patted his cheek and made a relaxed gesture, took the wine bottle and said loudly to Sui Yu: "In short, after the name, the boss will take more care of me in the future!" ”

After Sui Yu nodded slightly, the old cat walked up to Fujiwara Ai in a few steps, bent down and pinched his chin to look at Fujiwara Ai, whose face was getting redder and redder, and said at the same time: "This must be Xiao Ai, right?" ”

"Sure enough! In reality, Little Love is even cuter than in the game! ”

"Speaking of which!" The old cat turned his head and asked Sui Yu: "What is Xiao Ai called in reality?" What should I call her? In reality, shouting the name of the game or something, I always feel weird! ”

Hearing the old cat's question, Sui Yu subconsciously replied: "She's called Fujiwara Ai!" You call her a hobby just like in the game! ”

Seeing Sui Yu making decisions for Fujiwara Ai so casually, the old cat's eyes obviously became more and more complicated, while Fujiwara Ai had a flushed face, lowered her head, and seemed to be full of happiness in her eyes.

Even if he tried to suppress it, the corners of Fujiwara's mouth couldn't help but curl slightly.

It's just that although Sui Yu has a lot of future memories, a woman's heart is a needle.

Many things are not a question of high IQ and EQ at all.

Inexperienced, no matter how smart a person is, there will be places that he will not notice, and may even make some low-level mistakes that are very simple in the eyes of ordinary people!

No, due to the fact that future memories are biased towards combat, there is a lack of memories of interpersonal relationships in various peaceful worlds.

So although Sui Yu faintly felt that the old cat and Fujiwara Ai gave him a little weird, he didn't notice any problems.

"Shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

Sui Yu thought so, and then after the old cat proposed to drink together, he naturally put the trace of doubt he had just noticed behind him.

"Drinking?!"

At this time, Sui Yu expressed his dissatisfaction with the old cat shouting that he was drinking: "Please! You look like you've just had a drink, right? Still drinking?! ”

"This is not a game world!"

"In the game world, if you drink and die, you can be resurrected, and it's a big deal to lose a little potential! But if the real world is dead, it's really dead! ”

"So please, can you take care of your own health?! If you continue to drink like this, you will definitely be in danger in reality! ”

Hearing Sui Yu's complaint, the old cat suddenly grinned and showed a big smile: "I didn't expect the boss to care about me so much!" ”

Hearing the old cat's words, Sui Yu rolled his eyes: "Nonsense! You're my big friend! How could I not care about you?! ”

Scratching his hair, the old cat thought for a moment and explained, "Actually, these wines are just ordinary drinks to me, and the alcohol content is not very large. ”

"And most importantly, these bottles are actually our weapons!"

"You don't know! If you're in our business, someone will suddenly rush out and cut us at any point! ”

"It's too exaggerated to shoot on the street, and now the situation is more delicate, the former Chinese forces dominated by the alliance have been trying to find an excuse to ban our association! So don't go too far! ”

"So, now that you can't walk around with a machete or something, there's no problem with carrying a bottle of wine or something, right?"

"And don't underestimate the wine bottle, this thing is very powerful!"

"Especially after it is broken, it can be used as a murder weapon!"

"As an alcoholic, it's okay to walk around with a magnum bottle with half a bottle of wine, right? It's like being a car mechanic, it's a fact that you can bring a wrench when you play football! ”

"No!" Sui Yu retorted: "I think even if you are a car mechanic, you shouldn't wear a wrench when playing football!" ”

"Oops! Don't worry about the details! The old cat waved his hand and continued: "In short, if you go to the street with a wine bottle, you don't have to worry about being troubled by the security guards!" ”

"Once you are chased by the enemy, you can immediately take a look at the other party's head!"

"And then stab it with a broken bottle!"

"In short, it is a very convenient self-defense weapon!"

Well, I have to admit it.

This is really reasonable and convincing!