"Nonsense." Brother Rooster is reasonable, "How can you get the maximum value without squeezing out the bone marrow oil." ”

A group of people really feel that no matter how long it takes, they can't deeply understand the noble and perverted reason of Brother Rooster, the only thing that can be sure is that the thief fell into his hands is definitely more miserable than the contractor, this Rooster Brother wants to be a landlord who crows in the middle of the night and the old man doesn't have to poke the chicken nest, just go to the field by himself, it's too convenient.

There is no way to continue this question, and it will be too exciting to continue the nerves and three views, so everyone asks for the details of the arrest of the thief instead. Of course, this detailed story must be narrated by Zheng Xiao, Comrade Xiao Wu is absolutely impossible, they don't want to sleep at all at this time, that comrade's undulating narrative tone and flat straight narration style are unbearable for ordinary people.

But in fact, Miss Zheng said that she had nothing to say, at that time she and Wu Zerong were soliciting business, someone asked Wu Zerong to take pictures, and several people gathered around her to buy atlases and small souvenirs. One of them was busy looking at the camera, and the other was busy dealing with customers.

Both of them have fanny packs tied around their waists, and the money from their respective incomes can be loaded into it at any time, which is also for the convenience of each person to fight independently, for example, when two people have a business, it is impossible to send their customers to another person to wait for the money, and the customers can't afford to wait, and they can't afford to wait.

Don't look at Brother Rooster seems to be usually very stingy, even to buy a pair of socks, you have to buy the cheapest, discounted, and unsightly colors, but in this kind of money-making equipment, he has always been willing to spend money. The old man said, reluctant to let the child not catch the wolf, reluctant to let the wife catch the hooligan, if you want to make money, you have to be willing to pay the necessary costs, and the shrewd businessman knows the importance of the necessary investment in the early stage. Because a small waist bag makes potential customers popular and creates opportunities for their peers, it is the most stupid and cost-effective behavior.

It was precisely because of this that the thief stretched out his sinful claws to Wu Zerong's waist, but unfortunately, as soon as his hand reached in, it was pressed right by a pair of slender but very powerful hands.

No need to ask, the owner of the hand is the future policewoman, our Zheng Xiaozheng girl.

The thief is quite a humble and learning man, and he knows how to constantly sum up experience after failure, so after being caught, he asked Zheng Xiao for the first time, why did you catch it so accurately, at that time, there was a big group of people around you, picking things, paying, and asking questions, a group of gossiping old ladies, buzzing like flies like him, mothers, horses, and horses, listening to my ears ringing, you and this kid are not close to each other, there is still a distance, why is it just right to press my wrist?

In fact, Zheng Xiao noticed this hard-working thief early on, and as soon as he appeared beside them, the corners of her eyes swept over, feeling that the smell on this guy's body was wrong.

"Doesn't smell right? What's wrong? Miss Xiao Zhou interjected and asked curiously, "I look at it quite normal, if I don't say it, I think it's just an ordinary, similar student to us." ”

As soon as they said this, An Ran was also curious, "Yes, what does that thief look like?" ”

"I know, I know." Miss Xiao Zhou hurriedly raised her hand to speak, in fact, no one really robbed her about this, but this crazy girl was inexplicably excited when she talked about it.

An Ran, who had never seen a thief, was very interested, and they all looked at her, which made the little Zhou girl who had received such attention even more energetic, and said word by word, "It doesn't look like a thief at all." About our age, oh yes, forgot to ask how old he is. The gossipy little Zhou girl looked at Chu Feifei with pity and annoyance, "It would be nice if Feifei was there." ”

"I asked." Zheng Xiao said, "A little more than eighteen, less than nineteen." ”

"Eh, I can't see it, Xiaoxiao, your gossip spirit is also very strong." Miss Xiao Zhou threw chopsticks and hugged Zheng Xiao's shoulder.

"I'm also very curious, besides, making notes and understanding the situation of the criminals is a skill that every police officer should learn." Zheng Xiao said it in a high-sounding manner.

"Running the topic, running the topic, hurry up and talk about it." On behalf of the audience, Enron asked the narrators to hurry up and not arrange flowers.

"That's it, that's it, don't run off the subject." Zhao Xiaopang took advantage of the gap between filling the noodles in his mouth and did not forget to seize the time to slip away.

"Okay, okay, that's it, what's the hurry." Miss Xiao Zhou said so, but she was not in a hurry at all, and slowly enjoyed the refreshing feeling of hanging people's appetites. While talking, she also picked up the chopsticks that she had abandoned before, picked up two more bites of noodles, and ate a chopstick salad.

Looking at her little moral appearance of deliberately selling off, An Ran felt that this girl was really getting worse and worse, and she was clearly planning to work hard to learn from Lan Qing.

However, Miss Xiao Zhou also understood the truth of moderation, and under the gaze of several pairs of eyes, she swallowed the noodles in her mouth, grinned, and began to continue, "Not tall, clear and delicate, Sven, oh, by the way, and wearing glasses." At this point, she was surprised herself, "Why does a thief still wear glasses?" ”

"Those glasses are his disguise." Zheng Xiao answered her doubts, "It's just to give you the illusion that this kind of thief shouldn't wear glasses, and it's unlikely that the one who wears glasses is a thief." Besides, why can't you be a thief if you wear glasses? Same. ”

"It's cunning." Miss Xiao Zhou commented, "I look like a student, a white T-shirt, old jeans, short haircuts, a backpack, a pair of old sneakers, when I laugh, here ......" She compared her cheeks with chopsticks, "and a round dimple." He didn't look like a thief at all. ”

"Okay, Comrade Xiao Zhou, you observed it very carefully?" Brother Rooster puffed out his cheeks and chewed the sauce beef in his mouth, praised vaguely in his voice, and stopped pouring beer into his cup, "The two of us got there together, you look much more carefully than me." ”

"Of course, who am I, huh!" Miss Xiao Zhou couldn't help but praise, smiling and raising her sharp little chin, beautiful, like a proud little rooster...... Or rather, the little hen, the sun was shining, rolled her eyes and shouted, "Hey, hey, sprinkled." ”

"Who is stupid?" Brother Rooster is indeed a little stupid, which makes Miss Xiao Zhou scream in a daze, and hears this "sprinkling" as his "stupid"

Jiang Jieyun, who was sitting next to him, held his wrist, smiled lightly, and teased, "The wine is 'stupid', brother." ”

"!" Jiang Chengzhuo scolded and quickly put the beer bottle aside.

Zhao Xiaopang, who was professional on the side, shouted twice, "The wine is 'stupid', the wine is 'stupid'." He began to chase Zheng Xiao and Zhou Fanghua, "Eh, don't interrupt, keep talking, keep talking." ”

Zhou Fanghua responded positively, and picked up his previous question and asked Zheng Xiao, "I think he is quite normal?" How can you tell from him that the smell is wrong? What's wrong? ”

"This ...... It's hard to say. Zheng Xiao crossed his fingers under his chin, thought about it carefully, and said slowly, "That's an approximate intuition, the aura is wrong, the eyes are wrong, some expressions are wrong, and the movements are wrong...... It's all very small, and I can't say anything specific, it's just ...... A feeling that comes together to form a ...... You get the idea, right? ”

Zheng Xiao was really a little short of words, looking at the little Zhou girl who was chasing after her, hoping that she would use her rich imagination to understand what she had finally struggled to squeeze out, and she felt a little unclear explanation.

Zhou Fanghua blinked in a daze, "It seems...... Kind of understood, right? Generally speaking, you are like an old cat, he is like a mouse, and you will notice him from a distance of eight feet...... I understand that, right? ”

“…… Well, not that godly, but, that's probably what it means. Zheng Xiao finally concluded, "In short, when he first appeared next to us, I thought he was a little strange, and it was common for tourist attractions to cause thieves or something, so since then, I have been aiming at him." ”

It is said that in terms of the comparison of the situation of Wu Zerong and Zheng Xiao at that time, Zheng Xiao, who was busier and surrounded by several noisy and aunt-level tourists, was the easiest to get started.

But just like Zheng Xiao, a cat, has a natural and keen intuition for his prey, when the mouse also has an indescribable and inexplicable feeling of natural enemies, he vaguely felt that this girl with a cheerful smile seemed to be a little difficult to mess with, and turned his eyes to Wu Zerong.

Ten people saw Xiao Wu, and all ten of them had to say that this is a person with a gentle temperament, even if he is dull, he can feel the kind of bookish anger in this child's face, or nerdy. Nerd otaku not only tend to use nerves that are not very developed, but even their acuity is very limited, so, but after two eyes, the thief picked up his soft persimmon and aimed a pair of thief eyes at the waist of the waist Although it is not very plump, it seems to be quite acceptable.

When he pretended to be casual, his attitude seemed natural, and he was concentrating on taking pictures in a state of looking around and looking at the scenery, and he had no time to take care of Wu Zerong, but he didn't know that he had been seriously targeted by Zheng Xiao, who felt wrong, and had already labeled his figure as a "thief" in his heart, and reached a 780% affirmation rate. Just waited quietly for him to show his true form.

is the so-called praying mantis catching cicadas, the yellow finch is behind, the thief is quietly approaching Wu Zerong at the same time, Zheng Xiao is also quietly approaching him, so when he starts to act, Zheng Xiao also sees the opportunity and will hit with one blow.