542, a child who doesn't know anything
It's all round eyes, confused and helpless little eyes, well, what confusion, what helplessness, it's all made up by a boyfriend in his own heart, and the real situation is that it's true to be in a hurry.
Receiving such a trusting and dependent gaze from a female pot friend, for a moment, a male pot friend really felt that he was simply omnipotent, and he was more coquettish than the bag worn outside the underwear.
So, this master volunteered and immediately took over, "Come, Hanhan, tell uncle, what's your surname?" ”
As soon as he finished asking, he immediately received the adoring glance from a stupid girlfriend who had no interest, really, pig brain, such a simple matter, why wouldn't she ask in a different way?
Jiang Jieyun, who was blessed by his girlfriend's gaze, really felt that he was invulnerable in an instant.
Han Han obediently turned his head to Jiang Jieyun and blinked twice, "What's your surname?" ”
Jiang Jieyun: "......"
Damn, whose stupid kid is this so capable of demolishing the stage? If it weren't for the wrong age, and he knew his brother too well, he would have suspected that this little rabbit cub was born by Zhao Xiaopang's goods outside, and asked his good brother Zhao Xiaopang never dismantled his platform, who is this dead child, who is his mother!
What is the surname, it's hard to explain this, or it's hard to explain to a little broken child who doesn't understand.
However, the onlookers all had questions about the child's age, and it was said that the child spoke without questions, it was quite clear, and his eyes were also very smart, not like a child with intellectual problems. Generally, people who are more concerned about their children should be educated as early as possible? Right? Or, just as Jiang Jieyun had suspected before, the child's family did not treat him materially for some reason, but they did not take good care of the details of life, at least the early education issues that ordinary parents cared about did not get the attention they deserved?
Since they usually have no contact with children, they are really a little unsure of the above questions, so they can only continue to think about the questions that the little ones may know and ask them.
"Hanhan, tell Auntie, how old are you this year?" Zheng Xiao asked.
"How old?" The little guy parroted, and when he finished learning, he looked at Zheng Xiaole, as if he wanted to praise, and his big black and bright eyes made people can't help but want to kiss him, but this still can't hide the essence of this little thing not answering the question.
"Hanhan, what are you this year?" Wu Zerong also came up with a question, and the students thought that this question was really good, which not only changed the angle, but also explained the question, which was worthy of praise, so they agreed that this guy had another convulsion. Well drawn, though!
"What?" The little parrot began to learn his tongue again.
What it belongs to, it is actually easier to explain than what the surname is, but it is complicated to explain Wu Zerong, an academic school with a fetish for evidence, and it can be traced back to the ancient wilderness, what kind of totem culture, and what kind of national beliefs...... That's a long story anyway. Not to mention that Han Han didn't understand it, even An Ran and the other half of them could turn their eyes when they heard it, and the most terrifying thing was that after only three minutes of letting him explain, a group of people felt drowsy. Isn't that fatal?
Well, just like Miss Chu said, this master is now in an unstable period of convulsions, the state is sometimes good and sometimes bad, sometimes staying is not staying, staying at the last moment, not staying at the next moment, which makes people's hearts really unbearable.
Miss Xiao Zhou, who is full of nerdy, and the guy who has a seizure regardless of the object of the examination has a headache, stretched out a finger to poke him, poked him away from the little guy, like a duck, "Go, go, go, what are you doing here?" Look at the ...... who listened to our little Hanhan."
As if responding to Zhou Fanghua's words, the little guy pinched a little, opened his small mouth in a hurry, yawned at the boss, and looked at the open mouth, his head almost split in half, which showed that he was deeply sleepy.
“…… What are you all sleepy about? Miss Xiao Zhou pointed at Han Han, who was rubbing her eyes with her little chubby paws, and continued helplessly.
Wu Zerong scratched his hair embarrassedly and smirked at her.
Miss Xiao Zhou rolled her eyes at him embarrassedly, she was also very sleepy!
Then, she squatted down, grabbed the little guy's two soft, fleshy little fat hands, and gently held them in her hands, the flesh was soft and soft, and the touch of no bones made her can't help but kiss it, and then added a full sweetness to her voice and said, "Hanhan, what is it, that is, the year you were born, there is a small animal that can represent you, for example, Aunt Zhou is a pony, Aunt Zhou's mother is a little snake, what is Hanhan?" ”
"What is Hanhan?" The little parrot learns to speak, but this time it doesn't seem to be simply learning the tongue, and the big head seems to be thinking. As he pondered, people who were full of curiosity gathered all the questions at this time, and secretly fermented, and unconsciously held their breath. After half a minute, the little guy could open his mouth tenderly, "Hanhan is a ...... of a little rabbit."
As soon as he said this, several people began to secretly calculate in their hearts what year the rabbit was born and how old it was this year.
But before they could figure it out, the little guy continued, "Last year...... Last year it was a lamb...... Well, the year before last it was a big bad wolf ......"
The thinking expression was collectively fixed on their faces, okay, this kid is answering what he belongs to, obviously playing role-playing, and a little rabbit, a little lamb, a big bad wolf...... Isn't it the turn of the big tiger now, the species is quite alive.
"Hey, this little thing, you said he shouldn't understand it, but he doesn't understand a lot, you ask him what his surname is, he doesn't know, he doesn't understand what he belongs to, but he still knows last year, the year before last. Really, I don't know how to be in the right place. Jiang Chengzhuo was angry and funny and wanted to reach out to pinch the little guy's face, but Zhao Zhenxu, who was shocked, hugged his arm quickly.
"Speak well, don't do anything and move your hands and feet, don't have ears? You really made this little ancestor cry, I strangled you to death a dead. ”
The psychological shadow of the little fat classmate is too big, and now it can really be called a shocking view, talking about crying and changing color.
Jiang Chengzhuo also thought of this stubble in hindsight, and was a little afraid, but his mouth was not soft, "Hey, hey, dead fatty, out, out, look at your little bit of outing, hey, why aren't you so afraid of him to make this little thing up?" ”
The two of them were arguing here, so An Ran had already held back a new question, "Hanhan, tell Auntie, what's your father's name?" What is mom's name? Do you know? ”
In order to allow the child to answer the question more soberly, An Ran, who is well versed in the habit of snack goods, said while filling the little guy's mouth with a small fork with a small piece of fruit salad.
Sure enough, with something to eat, the snack who was still sleepy just now rubbing his eyes with his fat paws immediately dispersed the hazy mist in his big eyes, and he was energetic, listened to the question seriously, and answered happily, "I know!" ”
Everyone's spirit was immediately shocked with his "know", and they all looked at him with wide eyes and concern.
Just listen to this little guy in the eyes of everyone, babbling and squinting, full of intoxication to taste the beautiful taste of the remaining salad dressing and sweet and sour fruit mixed together.
Several people invariably scolded in their hearts,, how can this little cub (little guy) be like Lan Qing, and Cheng Xin is here to hang people's appetites, right? The more anxious you are, the more he won't say anything, you can't talk about anything, you have to pick this time.
The little guy finished his mouth, and finally said his answer with everyone's heartfelt anticipation, "Daddy is called Daddy, and Mommy is called Mommy." ”
“……”
A breath of stalk in the throat, almost choked a few people to death, Xiao Zhou girl also accidentally choked on her saliva, and coughed even more earth-shattering when she was not careful, looking at the little guy's eyes were filled with countless grievances and sadness, this little thing is simply using them as instant noodles in disguise. But his eyes are clear and innocent, and his face is full of innocence and ignorance, so that you can't mention the anger in your chest, so you can only be bored there, and you can go to be depressed.
After a while, Zheng Xiao breathed a long sigh of relief, reached out and touched Hanhan's little tender face, and said with a wry smile, "Come on, let's not bother with this foreign effort, I can see it, this little guy is a person who doesn't know anything, and if he wants to find clues from his mouth, it is not very likely at present." ”
"It seems to be so." An Ran sighed, and then picked up a small piece of kiwi fruit and dipped it in some of the little guy's favorite homemade salad dressing and sent it to his little mouth that had already opened wide, like a little house finch just out of an eggshell, looking at his greedy little virtue, he couldn't help but lower his head and gnaw his soft and wriggling little cheeks, it was so tender.
gave up looking for clues from Han Han, everyone ate almost nothing, Zhou Fanghua, Zheng Xiao and Chu Feifei took over An Ran to feed the snack goods, and An Ran got up as usual to make tea for everyone. As for the work of cleaning up the battlefield, it has always been the work of men, and now they automatically and consciously roll up their sleeves and act.
"Maybe we can find our way by the accent."
If among these girls, they are the least good, or the least want to deal with children, it should be Chu Feifei. Therefore, she just sat on the side and watched Zhou Fanghua and Zheng Xiao feed and tease snacks like playing with toys and raising pets, and more energy was still thinking from her professional hobbies and her own work, repeatedly filtering their previous problems, looking for omissions and breakthroughs.