"I'm sorry!"

"Huh!"

"I'm really sorry!"

"Huh!"

Little Funi is angry, it's hard to coax the kind.

After coaxing for a long time, Sui Yu finally coaxed Xiao Funi to no longer be angry. But the mood looks visibly very bad.

I have to admit that the conditioned reflex is really very harmful, and if you don't pay attention, it's easy to get into people, or get into foxes.

Look at the aggrieved little Funi, it seems that Sui Yu's subconscious leg just now really caused a great psychological shadow to Xiao Funi.

Although that leg doesn't have much strength, it's really insulting!

But fortunately, after jumping on the bicycle that Sui Yu rode and sitting on the back shelf to feel the breeze blowing on her body, Xiao Funi's mood finally gradually improved.

even squatted on the frame and patted Sui Yu's back with his front paws from time to time, as if asking Sui Yu to accelerate.

It seems that little Funi Man, who is riding a bicycle for the first time, likes the feeling of the bicycle speeding away.

And since Little Funi asks for acceleration, let's speed up!

However, the shared bicycle is really heavi!

Even if Sui Yu's physical fitness was good, just by accelerating slightly, he felt a little tired and his breathing became heavy.

There is no way, the shared bicycle is originally a solid tire, not to mention the weight of the body, which is very heavy to ride, so it is naturally very tiring to ride.

Speaking of which, this is also the choice of the market.

For a period of time, the development of civilization has greatly improved the quality of the people.

However, a company that made shared bicycles and took light routes still lost a large number of bicycles, causing great losses!

Back then, many people put private locks on those lightweight shared bicycles, and turned shared bicycles into private bicycles.

It is said that the company's highest record is that eighty percent of the shared bicycles on the market are lost!

So much so that in the end, under the influence of the dark side of human nature, the bike-sharing company finally came to an end.

Therefore, all the shared bicycles since then have adopted this stupid and black scheme.

It is very strong, and the old man can push it down if it is not pleasing to the eye, but there is no way to break it.

As for lifting and throwing it is even more laborious, forty or fifty kilograms of a bicycle, if you want to resist walking or throwing away, it is really not ordinary physical work for ordinary people!

Therefore, it is okay to ride one or two kilometers, but if it is far away, it will not be able to ride with an ordinary human body.

As for the installation of private locks......

Come on.

That kind of stupid black and coarse anti-human design only belongs to shared bicycles, as long as you install private locks, you can be punished as theft!

Especially now that the alliance has been established and social security has declined, the existence of shared bicycles is already a miracle in itself, and it is really hard to expect this thing to be comfortable to ride.

So, after riding for a while, Sui Yu regretted it.

So tired, it's better to take little Funi for a walk!

Even in Sui Yu's opinion, there are a lot of people in the park walking the bend, maybe you can meet something interesting and interesting, and then as long as you find fault a little, you can become a vote close to the high-level of boo!

And now......

There was a lot of traffic on the road, but there was no target to get a name for.

And......

This broken bike is really tired of riding!

Or......

"Shall I find a car to touch porcelain?"

Although the alliance has finally classified Fenci as extortion and fraud at the legal level over the years, it has increased the cost of Fenci.

Especially with the increasing abundance of materials, even the elderly can enjoy cordial legal services, dare to touch porcelain, even the ninety-year-old man said to catch it, and die inside.

Anyway, the country will definitely send the old man who has become bad away with warmth.

In addition, the alliance has added a lot of exemption clauses, which effectively protects the interests of the legitimate and further increases the criminal cost of the lawless, so it is becoming more and more rare to touch porcelain.

Those who are unscrupulous if they choose to touch porcelain, especially before choosing a porcelain car, have to think about it.

Once you are hit and killed, there is no for people to drive, not to mention the compensation for car damage, even if you are not hit and killed on the spot, the person who touches porcelain may be imprisoned.

In general, it is very risky to touch porcelain! It's huge!

But Sui Yu also had to admit that there was still a certain degree of ambiguity in this.

In order to prevent some powerful people from falsely accusing the victim of extortion after a traffic accident, the law of the alliance is still biased in favor of the party with serious damage, as long as the facts are slightly ambiguous, it will be counted as a normal traffic accident.

Of course, modern people have become accustomed to looking for security officers in traffic accidents, and now there are cameras everywhere basically whether they deliberately touch porcelain at a glance, so the difficulty of touching porcelain can be imagined.

At the very least, Sui Yu, who lacks relevant experience and "professional technology", will not be able to perfectly interpret the porcelain toucher at this time.

But if he didn't touch porcelain, Sui Yu really couldn't think of a criminal method that matched his own personality for a while.

And if you don't do something to eliminate the vigilance in the hearts of those cadres who may be hiding behind the scenes to watch their every move, you really can't figure out this organization!

What to do?

It's hard!

"Huh!"

With a long sigh, Sui Yu found that it was not easy to do anything these days.

Even trying to highlight that you are a bad person and doing something bad...... Difficult?

Huh?

Just when Sui Yu was pedaling hard and thinking about how to touch the porcelain to provoke trouble, Sui Yu suddenly saw a battery car in front of him driving towards him.

Front?

Sui Yu was stunned, it seemed that he was driving on the right side very much in accordance with the traffic rules, right?

How can the car come from the front?

Retrograde!

At this time, Sui Yu reacted, and his feelings were that he had met a retrograde dog!

Moreover, after Sui Yu took a closer look, he found that the battery car that came was not only a retrograde dog, but also sprinkled dog food while walking!

At this time, there was a man and a woman sitting on the opposite battery car, the man was a young man, and he was driving the battery car.

The woman in the back seat hugged the man's waist affectionately, looking very affectionate!

This is really dog food all the way!

However, not only does the battery carry people, but also drives in the wrong direction, and the guy who drives the car really treats the traffic rules as nothing!

And what's even more infuriating is that the guy is not only going in the wrong direction, but also clinging to the side of the road.

As a bicycle, Sui Yu was not fast enough, so he specially rode on the side of the road to facilitate the overtaking of the battery car behind.

So, now it has become Sui Yu and the other party meet in a narrow way.

And looking at the calm expression of the young retrograde dog, it seemed that he had no intention of giving in at all.

Also, the guy rides a battery bike and rides a bicycle himself.

If you collide, you will definitely suffer a loss!

That's why that guy has no fear and thinks he will definitely avoid it!

Coupled with the fact that his girlfriend is sitting in the back seat, the retrograde dog is naturally even more intimidating!

Anyway, even if you bump into it, it's not a big deal, is it?

In an instant, Sui Yu analyzed the mentality of the other side.

At the same time, Sui Yu muttered in his heart: "It's up to you!" Retrograde dogs! ”

"Little Funi, be careful!"

reminded Xiao Funi in the back seat, and Sui Yu stepped on the bicycle pedal hard.

The bicycle that accelerated in an instant panicked the opposite retrograde dog!

It stands to reason that Sui Yu should choose to dodge.

It stands to reason that Sui Yu shouldn't dare to bump into him!

It's a pity......

The world doesn't make sense.

No matter how reasonable the guy thinks, in the end......

Bang!

"Ahh

Two cars collided!

Sui Yu deliberately accelerated suddenly, and the other party thought that Sui Yu would dodge, and the retrograde dog didn't have time to dodge before he directly hit a strong one.

Then, Sui Yu followed the bicycle to the ground, followed by a terrible scream: "My legs! My leg hurts! ”

I have to admit that Sui Yu's appearance of hugging his legs and howling miserably is very exaggerated.

"Boom——!"

However, Xiao Funi's acting skills are not much better.

It is very inconsistent to look at a fox to hold its legs and yell instead of licking its wounds like a human.

But Sui Yu also had to admit that Xiao Funi pretending to be injured at this time was really cute and cute!

What's especially interesting is that in order to avoid a passing car, Little Funi got up and gave way to the side of the road, and then after lying down, she hugged her other leg and continued to scream, which is so fake that it is boundless!

"Ahh It hurts me! ”

Just as Sui Yu and Xiao Funi were screaming, another scream suddenly sounded.

It turned out that the sudden collision just now directly knocked the girlfriend of the retrograde dog off the back seat of the battery car!

Well, Sui Yu admits that he did it on purpose!

Relying on rich combat skills, Sui Yu just used the skill of fighting cattle across the mountain at the moment of impact to concentrate the force of the collision on the back seat of the battery car.

Although this bit of force can't shake the retrograde dog off the battery car, it is very easy to shake off that guy's girlfriend!

So the girlfriend of the retrograde dog fell to the ground one by one and broke her pants directly!

And unlike Sui Yu and Xiao Funi, who faked a fall, the girlfriend of the retrograde dog really fell clearly, and it hurt for a few seconds before, and then he relieved himself and screamed.

Of course, Sui Yu was not to be outdone.

When the retrograde dog was about to run to see his girlfriend's injury, Sui Yu suddenly raised his voice: "Eh! It hurts me! ”

"Today's matter, don't think about peace without 10,000!"

"No!"

"At least fifty thousand!"