Chapter 458: Pretending to be a ghost

"Oh, that's what you said, don't admit it if you lose later!" The old man smiled contemptuously with a mocking look on his face, and his palm stretched out in front of the other party and swayed rapidly, and the whole arm gradually brought out the afterimage, and the part above the wrist was completely unclear. The young man stared at his palms with a wide www.biquge.info gaze, staring at his palms, not daring to blink his eyes.

"Wait!" he said, his eyes rolling and suddenly aloud.

"Why, if you're scared, get out of the way if you're afraid, don't block Lao Tzu's way. The old man touched his beard and looked triumphant.

"No, I'm saying that if you miss, the coin must be mine. The young man rubbed his hands and said: "Betting, there are losses and wins before it is called betting, and Lao Tzu naturally wants to make a fortune." ”

"Hahaha!" The old man laughed wildly, and only stopped laughing for a while, staring at the dead fish eyes and looking at each other, as if he could see the flowers from the other party's face, and just when the young man was about to run away, he sighed and said: "Okay, if the old man misses, this coin belongs to you, and if you lose, the old man will naturally not be polite." ”

The old man clutched the coin tightly, shaking it faster and faster, and at the same time quietly released the coin in his sleeve again, and swam back into his palm by his wrist.

"The dog's eyes look at people's low things, so you can be convinced!" The shaking arm stopped, and the old man's face was holding Zhizhu with a smile in his hand, and then he spread out his palm and shook it towards the other party, and the palm gradually spread out, and two gold shining coins lay quietly in his palm, flashing with dazzling light.

"Oh my God, is there really a god in this world?" the young man was dumbfounded, his eyes widened and he almost fainted. The old man stroked his beard triumphantly, looking like a calm Hong Kong high-ranking person, and only coughed lightly for a while, and said to him unhappily: "Young man, since you are willing to gamble and lose, this bench will be yours to eat, hurry up and eat all directions, so that the old man can open his eyes." ”

"Hero!" the young man looked at the old man with straight eyes, and only after a while did he fall on his knees and prostrate in front of the old man, tears and snot came out, and he shook the old man's legs vigorously and said: "The little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, how do you know that the old man is a master of the Tao, and his magic power is boundless!"

"Don't cry, child, stand up and stroke!" the old man patted him on the shoulder lightly, helped him up with a smile and said: "Don't say anything more about the meat, the old man has lived so much, I really haven't seen anyone who can be woody, you can eat this bench quickly, so that the old man can open his eyes." ”

"Old hero, it's really not good!" the young man wiped his tears with one hand, and pushed the bench out desperately with the other, his eyes showing a look of horror, and his face turned pale.

"Little friend, are you not making fun of the old man?" the old man glared at each other fiercely, with a bit of hideousness on his face, and quietly stroked the bench, broke a stool leg with a click, and threw it on the ground lightly.

"Hey, boy! If you want to play tricks, the old man advises you to save it, looking at the appearance of your fine skin and tender meat, the bones are not harder than this kicking leg, so let's gnaw it honestly. As he spoke, he clapped his hands lightly, and handed over the broken leg in an unquestioning tone.

"Old hero, don't do it!" the young man shook his head and struggled hard, tears and snot came out together, but the other party's hands pressed him tightly like iron tongs, and he couldn't break free even if he used all his strength, and his heart shook and said, "The old man has so much strength!"

Seeing that the half-amputated leg in the old man's hand was about to be stuffed into his mouth, the young man was desperate, and couldn't help but say unabashedly: "Old hero, I'm wrong, I'm really wrong!

The young man howled and cried, and his emotions were almost out of control in a state of panic, and he could no longer care so much, so he collapsed and rolled on the ground in front of the public, as if a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

The crowd around them was stunned, and they all poked and poked at the two people, with all kinds of strange smiles on their faces. The owner of the hotel was also shocked, but when he saw the old man glaring at him angrily, he retracted his neck, and his eyes showed a frightened look, but he pretended not to see it, turned around indifferently, and immediately went up to the second floor.

"Manly man, dare to do it, what are you crying about!" The old man patted him on the shoulder heavily, lifted him up like an eagle catching a chicken, and leaned forward with a stinky big mouth and said softly in his ear: "The old man is just angry that you have a bad mouth, and he doesn't want your life at all, since you know that you are wrong, and your attitude is so humble, the old man is naturally reluctant to take your life, and this chair will be returned to you." ”

"Thank you, thank you, I'm scared to death!" The young man nodded again and again and laughed, quickly stretched out his sleeve and wiped his tears, and said seriously: "The old man is arrogant and generous, you dare not move me to the west, you point to the north I dare not go south, your words are like a holy decree, I respect you like my own father and mother......"

After all, the young man eats with his mouth, and his mouth kung fu has been perfected. As soon as his upper lip touched his lower lip, he spat out hundreds of words in just one minute, and the old man was stunned when he heard it.

His face became more and more ugly, and then he rolled his eyes, waved his big hand and shouted impatiently: "Don't talk so much useless, now your father and mother are short of money, can I find you to be filial and spend some money!"

"What, where do you want money?" the young man was dumbfounded, he stared out the door with wide eyes, pondering to find an opportunity to rush out to take refuge, even if he was detained by the boss for half a day, it was better than being blackmailed. The old man's eyes were sharp, and he took two steps back with his hands folded, blocking the door to death.

"Well, I can't give it!" replied the young man, dejectedly, and then reached into his waist pocket, but the wages that had been kept in his bag for a long time in the morning were suddenly gone.

"Huh?" the young man frowned, stretched out his hands and probed in his upper and lower pockets, and after most of the day, the beads of sweat on his forehead flowed, but he couldn't find a single coin.

"Children, save your energy, it's boring to pretend again!" Seeing that the other party was about to cry again, the old man became happy, and deliberately pretended to blow his beard and glared at the other party: "Look, you don't have any money at all, and you still put on this appearance to entertain the old man, right!"

"Old hero, I really want to give you the money, but why is this coin missing!" the young man was sweating profusely, and he was so anxious that he stomped his feet.

"If you think about it again, could it be that you fell out of your pocket while working and didn't notice it, haha!" the old man stroked his beard, his eyes showed a bit of smugness, and he pretended to remind the other party kindly.

"Hey, how can this be, bastard!" the young man slammed his fist to the ground, and his face became even more sad. His heart is really uncomfortable, this is his income for more than a week, which he has saved through hard work and frugality, but he will disappear if he can't see it. ”

"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you don't have money, as long as you have this heart!" The old man pretended to be kind, patted the other party's shoulder and squeezed out a bright smile, squeezed his eyebrows with a smile and said, "The old man is not a bad person, and he is not interested in asking for your money." I bet with you just now that I was not angry, and I want to teach you a lesson, since you already know how powerful the old man is, the old man will not pursue it. ”

"Thank you, old man!" The young man took a deep breath and withdrew his stinky face, arched his hand and said respectfully to him: "The boy is reckless, the old fairy is not to blame, the boy will take you upstairs!" said and stood sideways, stretched out his hand and pointed upstairs.

"Young man, since you respect the old man's rules and behave very much, and Gongcheng calls the old man a fairy, the old man has received your benefits, so naturally he can't bear to see you empty of money. The old man coughed lightly and said seriously: "I see that you look sad and depressed, if you don't quickly adjust your emotions to release the pressure, I'm afraid you will hold back your problems." ”

"The kid doesn't want to, but this money is the villain's income for half a month, and he is really unwilling!" The young man shook his head and smiled bitterly, and then he suddenly patted his forehead with a strange look on his face and said: "Let the old man laugh, please go upstairs to eat, as long as you bring enough money, we are naturally very welcome!"

"Hehe, don't look at the way you nod to the old man, you may not have doubted the old man's meaning in your heart. The old man thought to himself, then stroked his beard and sighed: "The boy is polite, since you have already called me the old fairy, then the old man naturally can't care about your affairs!"

"Well, thank you. When the young man saw that the other party's expression was calm and did not look like a hypocrisy, his heart was even more sad, but he pretended to be careless and said, "In this way, there will be work." ”

"It's not troublesome, just get some money, everyone earns money, it's very simple!" The old man waved his hand and said proudly: "Today, I will let you see the magic of the empty door, the old man wants you to know that you can get back all the things you have lost, and go and bring some empty bowls to the old man." ”

The young man was shocked when he heard this, and without saying a word, he turned around and walked towards the kitchen, and quickly took some empty bowls and respectfully placed them at the old man's feet.

"This anti-bone boy is really hateful!" The boss really looked at it on the second floor, and when he saw that the guy in his store was so easy to talk, he took out the best bowl in the store and put it on the ground, and his heart suddenly hurt. He had the heart to reprimand loudly, but he was afraid of offending this hooligan old man, and he was deceived by him every day to eat and drink, and after thinking about it carefully, he finally swallowed this breath, but he secretly hated the shop guy in his heart, and calculated that as long as he broke a bowl, he would be deducted from his help's salary for a month.

"Take a walk and take a look, this kind of bargain is really a good deal, and take a look and take a walk, this kind of money is really profitable!" the old man walked out into the street with a smile on his face, put his hands to his lips and opened his throat and shouted.

"Oh, it's lively again!" The crowd of onlookers who had almost left to eat melons were overjoyed when they heard this, and immediately turned around and gathered around, draining the water inside and outside the old man. They looked at the old man and the bowl at his feet, and pointed and pointed to each other, with a look of curiosity on their faces. The young man knew that the old man was about to change spells again, and his spirits were immediately lifted, and he wished that he would immediately conjure up a few silver coins and distribute them to himself, so he respectfully surrendered his hand and retreated.

"Old man, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd, why don't you want to do business with these empty bowls, you want to go crazy for money!"

"The villagers are smiling!" said the old man with a smile: "The old man has learned some spells when he is young, and since everyone is idle, why not show you your hands and open your eyes." If you think the trick is okay, you might as well actively participate in it, just take it as a lottery and make fun of it!"

"What, you can spell!" the crowd shouted, and the old man's words really tickled the hearts of the residents of Haiyan Town. It turns out that everyone is poor haha, fishermen who rely on water to draft, and naturally there is not much money in their pockets for enjoyment. Since Haiyan Town began to decline due to the disappearance of people half a year ago, Haiyan Town has gradually become prosperous, and the local indigenous people have made a lot of money as long as they are not too lazy.

Now the old man patted his chest and promised that he could do tricks for everyone to see, and people's hearts and eyes would come alive, and as long as he had some real ability to amuse himself, even if he took out a few coins and was lively, it would not be a big deal.

"Old man, don't practice fake tricks! What are you waiting for, what's so powerful to hurry up and let us see!" The crowd began to clamor, and the young boys and handsome girls stood on tiptoe in anticipation.

"All right, then it's ugly!" the old man arched his hand, crouched down and placed the two coins in his hand on the ground, then took three empty bowls and fastened two of them on top of the coins, and the other in the open space. His hands clasped the bottom of the bowl and danced, and he quickly crossed the ground twice before stopping, clapping his hands and standing up.

"Ladies and gentlemen!" the old man smiled and pointed to the three empty bowls and said, "Here are two coins at the bottom of the bowl, everyone can see what I just did, you can come up and distinguish it, as long as you touch the right one with a coin bowl, the two coins in the bowl will belong to you; ”

"It's a gamble, okay, I like it!" the good people in the crowd began to rub their hands, and they all had eager expressions. (To be continued.) )