690, otaku Zhao Xiaopang

Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang are old, and An Ran doesn't want to trouble them. There is also a young Lan Qing among their neighbors, but Lan Qing's family is not a local, and although Sister Lan loves to travel, her style and temperament are a bit avant-garde, but no matter how avant-garde you are, you have to go home for reunion during the Spring Festival, otherwise it is not avant-garde and uninhibited, but a lack of courage.

Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang are old, and Lan Qing, who is not very old, wants to go home, so the security work in the rear naturally has to be handed over to a few friends.

The future policeman Zheng Nuxia Bei'er patted her chest without hitting a single one, "Don't worry, it's on me." ”

The tone is very calm, but with the girl's calm and overly calm expression, it makes people feel a little cruel in the calm, and it is really from a criminal police family.

Miss Xiao Zhou also enthusiastically signed up, but unlike Zheng Xiao, who has always been enthusiastic, Zhou Fanghua said clearly, "I'm here too, it just so happens that sometimes those little broken children who come to visit the house are too noisy, and I also have a quiet place to hide." ”

Yes, during the New Year's holiday, during the visit to relatives and friends, the destructive bear child is definitely a headache and dizziness.

Yes, Miss Xiao Zhou is using Enron's house as a refuge.

Chu Feifei's family situation has always been more mysterious among her friends, she almost never mentions her own affairs, and everyone doesn't want to force her, but they all guess that it is more complicated, the more complicated the family, when it comes to the New Year's holiday, the water will be deeper and more mixed, so she can't help even if she wants to.

Finally, Wu Zerong is a student...... Hehe, just with this benevolent brother's long-term strength of not eating fireworks in the world, let alone letting him help take care of other people's families, his old man's taking care of himself is a bit of a problem, and it is normal to forget to eat while reading books. In the words of foodies, it is "eating does not accumulate, and there are problems with thoughts", who can rest assured that a comrade who is not reliable ideologically can trust his home to him?

Fortunately, Xiao Wu has always been very self-aware, and he didn't need others to say it, he made a statement, that ...... He is also helpless, who told him to love the pursuit of knowledge, and he forgot about other things when he chased after him.

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Well, you don't dare to count on this nerd at all.

Except for those who are chefs at home like An Ran, the rest of the people, especially Wu Zerong, who reaches out to the party to purchase New Year's goods, don't say that they don't know anything, even if they don't know half of it, and they don't know how to do it.

Although it is necessary to travel during the New Year, some of the necessary preparations for the New Year can not be ignored, such as normal sweeping, that is, the cleaning work can not be omitted, and some necessary arrangements for the Spring Festival couplets and so on to set off the festive atmosphere are also to be done. It is better to decorate it warmly.

Another point is that when I came back from a trip, people were sleepy and lacking, and there were three guys at home who could do more food, and if I wanted the horses to run fast, I had to prepare enough forage, and Chef An was reluctant to let the three foodies just enter the house, and turned around to go out to purchase grain and grass, and now the weather is cold, and most of the Northeast people have their own tricks for food winter storage, and the collection is good, and the fresh vegetables want to be bright and crisp to survive a week is also a trivial matter.

Plan the front, follow-up, and peripheral work, and leave the travel plan in the center.

But before An Ran and the lively little Zhou girl pulled out the shelf, rolled up their sleeves to tinker with their new plan, Zhao Xiaopang brought them a surprise...... Well, how to put it, for Enron, or maybe there's a little bit of fright.

Zhao Zhenxu, a fat man with flowers, has two biggest hobbies in his life.

One is to run a train on his lips, flirt with the flower girl, and split an Aisi, so that An Ran said that this product is not called molesting at all, it can only be regarded as YY, or YY with otaku characteristics. What is YY with the characteristics of otaku? An Ran's explanation is basically like writing a stallion article, watching TV and watching a woman, if she looks good, she is yy, and there is no age limit, she is the same age, and naturally there is no pressure to get up. It's bigger, aunty, it's not bad. No matter how old he is, mother-type, he can actually afford it.

Zhao Xiaopang is usually a professional slipper, and the mantra "yes, yes" has infected all the elders and friends at home and abroad. While watching TV, his mantra changed to, "Ugh." Listening to this tone, how excited, as if a pie suddenly fell from the sky and hit him on the head, of course, this thing is obviously thinking too much, "It would be good if it were my wife, I will marry a wife like this in the future." ”

Zhao Xiaopang is not attentive at all, especially in the morning when he looks at the weather forecast, looking at the temperament of the hostess gentle and intellectual, he likes it, and says that I must find a daughter-in-law like this in the future, and it is comfortable to watch.

When he watched the advertisement at night, he looked at the mature and gorgeous female star, he yy again, and neatly abandoned the morning weather forecast hostess, and the dream lover changed to a glamorous female star.

An Ran despises this fat man who has never had the heart of a thief but has no guts, and now he doesn't even have the trick of a thief, and he is still holding it comfortably, what about you when you hold an inflatable doll?

"You don't want that wife in the morning?" Flower fatty.

“…… ...... in the morning" The fat man looked confused, and a pair of small eyes blinked hard to recall, "Which one in the morning?" ”

Okay, listen, I don't know how many of them this master has in the morning, and he doesn't even know which one he is at this time. Is it said that he is a stud writer? How fast is the efficiency, after having breakfast and watching TV, this guy will make himself a three-palace and six-courtyard.

"In the morning, the provincial station, the one who reported the weather forecast." This hint is specific enough, obvious enough, right?

"Oh, that's it." I remembered it, but pouted, "She said it was raining in the morning and during the day today, you see, it's all like this, and it hasn't rained?" This person has a problem with his life, his words don't count, and he can't marry a wife like this. ”

“……”

You can do it, you can come up with this kind of reason, I will obey you.

Zhao Xiaopang's classmates are not only abusive, but also ruthless, when it comes to supper at night, everyone watches the evening movie theater together, replays foreign classic old films, or the black and white era, the protagonist is a girl star, and it is not particularly accurate to say that child stars, anyway, the little Lori who is more than ten years old, is smaller than these half of them, the appearance of primary school students who have just graduated, and the little Loli of foreign countries generally develops early, and the figure can already be seen, with bright eyes and snow skin, so beautiful that it is not good, like a large doll. As a result, Zhao Zhenxu fell in love with it again, and once again sacrificed the mantra in a big way.

Damn,Consciously three views of the upright An Ran wants to scold.,Otaku is too much.,Sister yy.,Auntie is fine.,Grandma didn't have a problem.,Why don't you even let go of the little Lori who hasn't grown up.,You're a pedophile, I said.。

But Zhao Xiaopang is quite reasonable, "That's not right, Sister An, I'm not big." ”

You really have to admit this, although Zhao Xiaopang is a little fat, round-headed and round-headed, not short, and not big, but looking at the white and chubby man who was raised by Chef An, squinting his eyes and smiling all day long, among these three foodies, he is the youngest, not to mention that their age is a half-old child in the eyes of elders such as An Guoqing and Li Caifeng.

"Yes, your old man is not big, but he is really small." An Ran is a serious person, and as soon as this person is serious, he completely forgets that the two of them are talking nonsense, and he is quite involved.

Zhao Xiaopang is also very serious, not only serious, but also has a long-term plan, "I didn't say to start now, one year or two years, three or four years, even five or six years, I can afford to wait." After finishing speaking, he said triumphantly and incisively, "A good man, you have to be patient, young master, I am the most patient." ”

Hey, it's really an otaku, and he still wants to play and cultivate.

"Huh." His 10,000-year-old friend stabbed without hesitation, "Yes, you have patience, but your patience is useless." The old lady is impatient, she can't wait for you, she grows up too fast and is in a hurry, she is already in vain with the world at this time, you remember to go to someone early in the next life, ah. ”

By the way, forget about this stubble.

The mindless duo who were still serious and just now remembered that they were watching an old Hollywood movie, and the beautiful Lori in the movie was already an old grandmother to them, and, just last year, this old woman passed away.

"Ugh." Zhao Xiaopang's classmate Lori didn't grow old and sad, with tears in her eyes, and said disgustingly, "I didn't give birth to you, I was old, I was old, I can't help it!" ”

An Ran and Jiang Chengzhuo made him sour enough to cover his cheeks and bared his teeth together, and shouted in unison, "You hurry up, get out of here and rest!" ”

But compared to Lori's cultivation, there is a heavier mouth here in Zhao Xiaopang, An Ran has always remembered the notes of the old house in the city that she made at the beginning, Comrade Zhao Zhenxu fell in love with the beautiful ghost who had long passed away, and even once wanted to remake and enlarge the photos of others and paste him to the bedroom.