713, garbage disposal
waved goodbye to his part-time brother, and after a while, it was Enron's turn and a few of them to start packing up their things, this kind of thing, Enron and the three foodies are quite experienced.
Many times, some passengers on the train will intentionally or unintentionally create a large amount of garbage and litter it everywhere, especially when the Spring Festival is particularly dense, when the number of people is large, that is, the forest is bigger, and there are more species of birds. The pressure on the staff on the train is naturally greater, and every once in a while, the sanitary environment on the ground under people's feet, between tables and carriages, outside the sanitary environment and other places must be cleaned again.
Speaking of which, Jiang Jieyun and the three of them are also big producers of garbage, and all kinds of melon seed skins, fruit peels, wrapping paper, etc. are constantly being produced with the strong digestion ability of these three masters. Let Enron say, and to put it mildly, these three are authentic garbage pigs...... Pig Bajie, who produces garbage.
However, fortunately, these three people still have a bit of public morality...... Well, to put it more realistically, the main reason is that Jiang Dajie is crazy and can't bear to live in the garbage heap, and the speed and level of his garbage production can indeed allow him to quickly get in the garbage heap. Therefore, disposing of garbage is also a problem that must be solved by the three foodies.
When this problem is at home, it is easier to solve, and directly send these three goods to each person and a paper basket, while eating...... Uh, throw it in the paper basket. And during the journey, it is more troublesome, you can carry countless food and drink to travel, this is called supplies, and it is within the normal range of being able to eat. But you can't travel with three paper baskets on your back, can you? What? You say it's for environmental purposes? Hehe, are you sure it's the environment, not the lack of heart?
Originally, the train will generally prepare a large tea tray, square, round, most of them are made of stainless steel, there is a unique sign of the railway department on it, it is forbidden to fall and easy to clean up, the general passengers take this as a place garbage things, some handy packaging bags, melon seed skin, fruit peel, waste paper and other things are placed here, and when the staff comes to clean up every once in a while, it is just dumped in the garbage truck.
But others can't, Jiang Jieyun and a few of them can't, not to mention a shallow big plate for three people to use together, even if one person sends one of them, is it definitely not good enough?
The first time they went out on a trip together, they could only keep pouring the tea tray by themselves when they encountered this situation, but Jiang Jieyun and the others were too edible, you were holding a tea tray with a roof, and it was more thrilling to pass by the side of countless travelers, and it was hard to keep the garbage in the tea tray from falling halfway, and it was Jiang Jieyun and Jiang Chengzhuo's turn to pour the tea tray It's okay, at least this second-hand figure is slender, the body reflexes are good, and the body is agile. But when watching Zhao Zhenxu go to pour the tea tray, Mrs. An always felt very tired, and she was not tired for Zhao Xiaopang, but she was really tired, her heart was tired, her eyes were tired, her mouth was tired, her legs were tired, her hands were tired, she was tired everywhere.
An Ran is so nervous and worried, what about Zhao Xiaopang, it's not that this master's physical reflexes are not good, and his skills are not agile. On the contrary, in terms of physical reflexes and skills, Zhao Xiaopang is on par with Jiang Jieyun and Jiang Chengzhuo, even if it is not too bad.
There are other problems, first of all, Zhao Zhenxu's figure, this guy is not short, but fat, if Jiang Jieyun and Jiang Chengzhuo can be described as rich and handsome, this classmate must change a word, rich and fat. Although I know that this classmate didn't have a good time when he was a child, and he used to be a veritable bean sprout for a while because of the neglect of his family, but now look at the description of this rich and fat classmate, others don't know, anyway, An Ran can't think of how pitiful Zhao Xiaopang was at the beginning, and he can't feel pity at all, bean sprouts...... The tall and fat bean sprouts in front of you are soaked in urea, right? No, the average urea bubble can't reach the level of his growth, it must be the legendary nuclear contamination, right?
So the second question came, even in normal times, on the most deserted route, even if there were not many passengers, the tall and fat Zhao Zhenxu's figure walking in the narrow train aisle was not to say that it was difficult, anyway, you have to be careful, if you encounter more passengers...... Let's put it this way, the old lady An Xiao, who loves to worry and love to be nervous, thinks that watching Zhao Xiaopang holding a tea tray to take out the garbage is almost less than watching the white fat monk of the Journey to the West Tang Dynasty go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and her careful liver has not been put down, and as Zhao Xiaopang walks through the narrow space, An Xiaoran's hands, feet, legs, and arms are ...... Nowhere is not in a hurry, even the mouth ...... This young lady was so nervous that she couldn't help but grin, do you think she can not be tired? She is more tired than Zhao Xiaopang herself.
Instead of being tired and panicking for him like this, An Ran felt that it was better for her to pour it for him directly.
However, what is more troublesome than pouring for him is that you see these foodies are diligent, hehe, unfortunately, what is more diligent than them is the speed at which they make garbage, almost Zhao Xiaopang spent a long time holding his stomach and sitting down, and he didn't eat two bites to his heart's content...... Well, the "mouths" of these three masters are also slightly larger than normal people...... Well, not a little, but a lot...... Then it's time to get up again and pour the tea tray.
Is this taking out the trash? This is obviously sports and fitness, if they had been sitting there and eating, they might have stopped earlier, but after such tossing and turning to take out the garbage, the things they just ate were quickly consumed in the back and forth, not only as if they had not eaten, but even hungrier!
If you don't fall and you're not hungry, if you don't fall down, you're even hungrier, but if you don't fall down, you can't do it, tossing and turning, it's a complete vicious circle.
The first time I went out with foodies and had no experience, and the second time, Enron and his friends had a heart. This time, I will have to prepare a lot of plastic bags. Don't you eat and make garbage? Okay, the tea tray is too small, so we can't count on it, right? We bring our own garbage bags, and they are still large drops, so I don't believe that these three can't hold them.
However, it turned out that their preparation was still inadequate, and many things had to be practiced to find problems. Their new problem is that the garbage bags prepared for the first time are indeed very large, and the feeling of holding the garbage is relatively refreshing.
However, garbage bags are very soft, and it is obviously impossible to either put them under your feet or carry them in your hands, hoping that they can stand up at your feet like paper baskets, and wait for them to be fed with their mouths wide open. The material of light plastic is destined to be a garbage bag comrade is a natural lazy bone, you don't mention it to lie on your stomach softly, and use your life to interpret "comfortable is better than upside down".
You just say it, while eating, you have to carry a garbage bag in your hand, not to mention the image problem, anyway, in the eyes of Enron and their friends, the three foodies have long had no image at all, the most important thing is that it is inconvenient to eat like this, not pleasant, carrying a garbage bag in one hand, leaving only one hand to eat, not to mention the high difficulty, it does not use to play, I really hate that I can't regenerate a hand.
After An Ran heard the thoughts of the three foodies, he really rolled their eyes directly, the first time I heard that the three hands still have this function, and they want to change their body structure for such a shameful reason, can you be a little more promising?
In order to solve the problem of using the garbage bags of the three foodies, Ann then really came up with an idea.
The birth of this idea, I have to say, is also the perverted product of the party's deviation from the details.
Enron was inspired by a paint advertisement in which a handsome young dad and a beautiful young mom with two cute little ones were painting the walls of their house with a brush.
The first thing the deviater noticed was how it was possible for such a young father and mother to have two children, while one child was younger and slightly older, and the other child was younger, obviously not twins. There is a problem with the script of this advertisement, a boy and a girl make the picture look really good, the problem is that it does not conform to the national conditions of our country, right? Now the second child alone is not open, right? Not to mention independence, even the policy of double independence has not come out. How can the couple have two children? Since it's an advertisement, it should be something real, not to say 100% true, but it should also be based on facts, destined for product quality (you know it?). ), a husband and wife have one child, this is the current fact, how can this actor couple match two children for the sake of the picture effect? Since the child's question is designed for the sake of good looks, is the effect of the paint also exaggerated for the sake of good sales? Knowing that one unreasonable detail can make others doubt the authenticity of other details......
Muttering, muttering, when an advertisement lasted for more than a minute, the young lady muttered to a detail of the family for more than ten minutes, the advertising time has long passed, the TV series has started, she is still there to scratch at the details of an advertisement more than ten minutes ago, Li Caifeng is really annoying her, really, if this is not her own, she has to kick the dead child back to her hometown, "Ba Diba, are you still finished, ah?" A little child, what do you say so much? Don't you think the two husbands and wives are divorced, and one person has a child? Can't you? I have to ask you for approval, what? ”
"......" An Xiaoran, who was yelled at by his mother and shrunk into a ball on the sofa, blinked pitifully, and only after a long time did he weakly hold back a sentence, "...... Yes. ”