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To be more precise, this dry and thin man has a big voice that is very inconsistent with his thin and shriveled figure, especially open-minded, and he doesn't feel it when he speaks briefly, and when he really opens his mouth and has a little emotion, it can really be called "If you don't make a sound, it's a blockbuster", which has a deafening effect.
Uncle was annoyed to death by these two stinky boys who were indomitable and used him as a monster, "Go, go, go, I don't have an idle bicycle here, and I don't know anyone who has an idle bicycle." Hurry up, what should you do, what should you do. ”
At this point, the loud uncle became emotional, and Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu were surprised to find that it was not that the uncle's eyes were half-open, nor that he was half-asleep, but ...... People's eyes are born like this.
However, the loud-voiced uncle is obviously a real person, and he has never seen dog skin plaster kraft candy in his life, so he is very fortunate to ...... Or it is very unfortunate that this year's Chinese New Year's Eve let him see it solidly, and even more unfortunately, he saw the two at first sight.
Although the uncle's voice is a bit deafening at first glance, but what kind of goods are Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu, not to mention anything else, in order to bargain, these two bad friends have never seen any excited bosses, and the uncle's voice is used to listening to it, and it can be louder than the second kicking sound? That must not be.
Therefore, for Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu, the two profiteers, the uncle's voice, the uncle's impatience, and even the uncle's anger are all small drizzles in the spring.
However, after the uncle yelled at the two bastards, he was a little tired and gasped, and the uncle looked at it with a smile on his face, and took a sip, "Uncle, don't get excited, uncle, you dissipate your breath, uncle, where is your water cup, why don't I open a bottle of drink for you and moisten your throat?" ”
Although the uncle doesn't want to admit it, the uncle feels that he is going to be unlucky in the New Year, you see, what kind of bad luck did he go to the New Year, so he met such two salivating boys.
Sincerely speaking, the uncle doesn't want to get involved in this kind of car rental business, first of all, he has no money to take, what can he do with him without money? Secondly, it's a nuisance. The car was lost, the car broke down or something, these two boys claimed to be outsiders, who came to travel, not to say this, he didn't believe it at all, the New Year, a fart tour. Just say that if they are really outsiders and lose their cars, when they run away, the owners of other cars can't find these two boys, can't they find him? He doesn't take money to take care of this kind of trouble, is he sick?
The uncle didn't think he was sick at all, so he didn't want to worry about it anyway.
But the current situation is that it's not that he doesn't want to take care of it and just leave it alone. Sometimes, people are unlucky because they have done something, which leads to the result of bad luck, although it is not their subjective desire, but after all, there is a cause and effect. And sometimes, people are unlucky, just because of unjustified disasters, like walking in the mall with their wives and daughters, only to be hit and killed by someone who jumps down from the building and commits suicide.
The uncle was in the latter state at this time, he had no idea how he got into trouble with the two treasures in front of him, and he had a feeling that he didn't know how to solve it. You scold them, they grin at you. You chase them, and they still smile, but they don't leave. You can't beat them, can you? Even if you want to think about them, look at the tall and big man of these two bastard boys, and then look at his dry body and his old arms and legs, the uncle thinks that beating people and horses is a bit difficult for people who are older, not to mention whether the young men are beaten or not, just to say that he is really more than capable of beating, others are not beaten, first toss his arms and legs out of the way, and the New Year is really not committed.
The poor uncle stared at his half-open squinting eyes, and he was a little unsure of what to do.
New Year's Day, bullying middle-aged and elderly people, you are too cold and cruel!
An Ran felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, it was too unusual!
More importantly, although the weather is starting to get warmer now, is it still winter? Staying outside for a long time, it's still very cold. She's going home...... To be more precise, she was going back to the hotel, and it seemed that their negotiations were not going well, and they couldn't finish the talks for a while. As far as she is a clumsy and thin-skinned master, she can't help at all, and she is still delayed by the cold and cold here, so it is better to go back to the hotel to prepare lunch, and when the two of them finish talking with the uncle, go back to eat.
Jiang Jieyun very much agrees with the proposal of the female pot friend, and the reasons for agreeing are very good, and there are two main reasons.
First, feel sorry for his girlfriend, look at the bear that little bear who froze our classmate An Xiaoran, in a place where there is no one, he can also open his warm heart to give her spring-like warmth, the problem is this place, it can't be said that the flow of people is constant, but there are also people passing by from time to time, his thin-skinned girlfriend must not be embarrassed to throw his arms in front of others, since this is the case, then you have to go back to the hotel, what to do if you have a cold, then you can't feel sorry for him.
Second, he was hungry. Staying here, hungry and cold, and talking about it, can't help, it's really a waste of time and experience. Back at the inn, he could still eat first, it would be too stupid to be hungry like this. Is he stupid? He had to be not stupid at all, so he especially agreed with his girlfriend's wise decision.
A hungry foodie got out of the car, picked up the female pot friend from the car, and then the two entered the store and glared at Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu...... Well, maybe it should be said that it is small eyes and wide eyes? No matter what the eyes, anyway, they stared at each other and didn't know how to take these two little scoundrels, and the uncle politely said hello, and then moved all the things they bought to the upside-down donkey one by one, and finally said hello to their friends, predicted the time of lunch, and said goodbye to the uncle who was still staring, and rode away on the upside-down donkey in the uncle's resentment.
Seeing his friend leave, and touching his belly that began to faintly scream, Brother Rooster and Zhao Xiaopang decided that their foreshadowing was almost the same, and now they should speed up and talk to the old man.
If the uncle can hear their hearts, eighty percent of them will be angry, okay, you are still teasing me? It's been a long time, why are you giving me hors d'oeuvres here?!
In fact, Brother Rooster and Zhao Xiaopang said that they were very innocent and wronged, this uncle is not young, but he is easily excited, and before they put forward favorable conditions for both parties, he began to roar very energetically, making the whole process of the meeting a problem. It shouldn't have been like this, but fortunately, now that the uncle is tired and hoarse, they can finally sit down quietly and talk with him.
The opinion of the two profiteers is like this, the uncle's garage is also open, and there must be many idle bicycles in the garage, which have not been visited by the owner for a long time, and good cars are also dusty if they are left in vain. They can provide an idea for the uncle to do this car rental business.
Uncle didn't know whether he was hoarse and tired at this time, or he was really angry, so he simply adopted a cold treatment policy, simply non-violent and non-cooperative, and only glanced at the two profiteers out of the corner of his eye, although it was just a glance, but the meaning was very clear, Uncle Ben didn't want to do car rental business.
Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu don't take the uncle's coldness in their eyes at all, for this kind of super cheeky creature, the uncle's current countermeasures are too gentle. Therefore, the two of them continued to say as if they didn't see the uncle's reaction, uncle, you must not look down on this kind of small business. You think, you are guarding such a place, and you are idle, why do you use the current resources to make another amount of money? Anyway, it's not just a matter of beating rabbits and piggybacking on feet.
Don't say you don't love money, if you don't love money, why do you have to open a small store while looking at the garage? Hobby? Your hobby is the same as mine. My hobby is money. Ah, let's get back to it, in fact, we say that this business is much simpler than you think, or there are also cars that are left here with you to accumulate dust, and you are still in arrears for your car storage fees. You can put a notice on the wall in the near future, ask them for the storage fee, and tell them that you want to do such a business, and the owners of idle bicycles at home can participate. You can act as an intermediary and take a rake. If someone doesn't want to buy a car, or they don't have a place to put it, or they want to use a bicycle urgently, like us, they can come to you and pay a deposit to rent a car.
At the beginning, business will definitely not be too good, but the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, and you don't have anything to do anyway, right? This business without capital is not done in vain, right?
Keep doing it, and your business will be fine. Trust us, you can't go wrong!
Just when the two profiteers copied Liu Tianwang's lines without hesitation, and continued to brainwash Uncle Che in a continuous manner, the uncle finally raised his hand unbearably.
Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu are both vigilant and excited, to be precise, maybe they are more excited, ah, is the uncle going to change his scolding to beat people? He finally couldn't help it?
If a reborn person who liked to hang on the Internet in his previous life and occasionally peeked at the online articles with heavy tastes and suspicious sexual orientation was here, knowing their voices, he would be very sad to tell them, guys, your psychology is very abnormal, do you know? In layman's terms, it's called perverted, it's more precise, it's masochistic, and it's a little m.