It's a pity that his girlfriend doesn't believe half a sentence, or rather, she is concentrating on avoiding someone's troublesome and ambiguous lips, and the two bodies are close together, only the upper body is in the back and forth, fighting an offensive and defensive battle between lovers in a very small range.

An Ran was dodging very seriously, Jiang Jieyun didn't have the energy to chase, his movements had a little lazy taste, there was no place on the corners of his eyebrows, eyes and lips without a little narrow smile, if he added a few more mustaches on each side of his mouth, he would be a big bad cat who was enjoying the fun of catching.

A certain mouse named An Ran, she didn't know that her boyfriend was inferior, but this young lady had a problem. It's just that sometimes it's a little too serious, and it's a serious deviation, that is, she is messing around with Jiang Jieyun, she forgets her original intention, and she is especially serious about devoting herself to the offensive and defensive battles with someone. By the time she woke up in hindsight, her boyfriend was already hugging her and laughing.

Facing someone's little white face that had been suffocated to the point of being distorted to the point of disfigurement, An Ran wanted to grab the ground with his head every time, and then give himself two blows with ruthlessness and hatred, lack of heart, why don't you have a long memory!

In fact, as long as she stops at the right time, ignores her, is not fooled, and does not cooperate, a certain villain will have no motivation to continue.

However, it is still the same sentence, she does not deviate seriously when she runs away less, and more when she seriously deviates.

Originally, because An Ran had just woken up today, his brain had not completely pulled out of his dream, so people who had always liked to deviate seriously began to bow down on the runway when a certain bad guy began to flirt, and was always ready to start when he was crooked to the endless runway.

Luckily, someone came and pulled her up.

It was none other than her mother Li Caifeng who came to hold this serious professional household.

To say that Jiang Jieyun is also fat, in the bathroom of the mother and daughter, taking advantage of Li Caifeng's short departure, he dared to open the door to flirt with his female pot friend, isn't this waiting for people to be beaten hard?

Oh, too, it's even worse to close the bathroom door and flirt, and if you close the door, for a young couple, there is more room for imagination.

Jiang Jieyun's guts and fat are also relied on, An Ran once deeply suspected that her boyfriend was a donkey, and his ears were long.

It is said that the ears are long, but in fact, it is just a high level of vigilance. But when it comes to vigilance, Enron is actually not bad, after all, although she is not a donkey, but she is a snail, don't you see that this animal has two tentacles on the top of the brain all day long specifically to detect danger? Can you tell she's not vigilant?

It's just that before An Ran and Jiang Jieyun officially confirmed their relationship, her vigilance had always been used in other aspects, and in her own words, the vigilance of the two of them was fundamentally different.

Her vigilance is all used to perceive danger, and when the tentacle hazard detector detects even the slightest danger signal in the air, she immediately swoops back into her shell, and waits until the danger is completely over, and then carefully stretches her two tentacles out of the shell to measure.

Look at her boyfriend Jiang Da profiteer, hum, his vigilance is all used to do bad things, not that he is breaking the law and discipline, that is really nothing, but it is obviously used to play tricks, a profiteer plays tricks, although he doesn't break the law, but it can't be said how sunny it is.

However, Enron's purity was maintained until before the relationship with a profiteer was confirmed, and after the relationship was confirmed......

As the old saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black, and they have been with stinky fish and rotten shrimp for a long time, so naturally the smell is more subtle.

An Ran has been with a profiteer for a long time, and it is inevitable that he will deviate a little in the direction of vigilant detection.

Just like now, the two of them are chasing me and avoiding sticky, when they heard Li Caifeng's footsteps walking into the room, the reaction of these two is called a cleverness, and the action is called a speed, from the state of twisting like a twist and almost not wearing a bow, neatly separated, avoiding each other, standing refreshed, the distance is safe, and the demeanor is serious...... This whole set of action is really dazzling, a star, if you want to see the details, it must be played back in slow motion to see clearly.

It can be seen that how many times should they have experienced similar scenes and situations and this whole set of complex actions in order to achieve such a tacit understanding, neat and fast, and without showing traces.

If An Ran is asked to review the thrilling journey in the past, she must sum it up in such a sentence, it is all tears!

I think that at the beginning, when the two of them were not very proficient in this set of emergency measures, there were no fewer temporary accidents, for example, the separation time was too late, and they were short of a ding...... point, let my parents show me the live version of a little hooligan tune beautiful girl...... Well, of course, she was molested voluntarily, and the beautiful girl was also self-styled.

In addition to poor timing, there are also frequent problems and accidents in action coordination.

The most common is the right knock, your nose knocks my mouth, your chin hits the bridge of my nose...... Although this kind of accident is not very serious, it hurts people very much, and considering the strength of each other's bones, there is always a risk of disfigurement.

For the sake of her little face that she has carefully cared for for many years, and for the sake of her boyfriend's little face that she is going to look at for fifty or sixty years, An Ran feels that they must minimize the occurrence of accidents.

How to drop it?

Hehe, speaking of which, I have to thank Miss An for this serious detail that deviates from the party.

If you want to talk about ordinary people, when you encounter this situation, it will be the end of either being less sticky in the future, or being more vigilant in the future.

According to the snail's sensitive and a little shy attributes of Enron, no matter how you look at it, you should also choose the plan of "less sticky in the future".

However, but at the same time that this snail named Enron is "sensitive and a little shy", it also has a very big brain, and it is not serious enough to be in the right place.

This snail and the deviated star were covering the mouth that was hit by the straight and straight pen beam of the dear boyfriend, and after the real "painful experience", he resolutely decided that he couldn't go on like this!

Hearing the categorical drinking of the female pot friend, a profiteer covered the bridge of his nose and was careful of his liver, what does this mean? According to this girl's train of thought, does it mean that I will never have the opportunity to take advantage of tofu in the future?

How can that be!

A certain hooligan profiteer secretly made up his mind in his heart that even if he rolled on the spot for a while, he must ensure his legitimate rights and interests!

Just when Jiang Jieyun was planning thirty-six tricks and seventy-two tricks in his heart, he heard his dear, lovely girlfriend continue, "So, we must carry out special training!" ”

Special...... Special training?!

What does special training mean, what is the object of special training, and what is the content of special training?

…… Eh, no, wait, special training? Hemp gadget training? How could this not be the slightest bit different from what he imagined?

It can only be said that Jiang Xiaoyun, who has just started to have a deeper understanding of friendship with his girlfriend An Xiaoran, needs to be improved and recognized.

Jiang Jieyun, who felt that he had a temporary system error in his comprehension, humbly asked his girlfriend for advice, may I ask, An Xiaoran, what is the content of your so-called "special training", what does it mean, what steps and procedures do you have?

So An Ran, a note-taking freak and planning control, was full of passion, took out her notebook and pen from her coat pocket very seriously, and began to write while talking, while explaining her special training plan and content to her boyfriend.

In short, in order to prevent such "painful" accidents from happening next time they "do bad things", then they are very, very necessary, and must engage in on-site special training and simulation exercises.

A profiteer's brain is very active, even if he is in a state of insufficient understanding of the female friend's brain hole and deviation ability, but the rotation speed, the obscurity is still not deviated, and it is also very fast.

So, Jiang Jieyun's eyes couldn't help but smile a little cautiously, and he asked, may I ask An Xiaoran, what is the specific concept of "doing bad things" in your eyes? Please explain in detail.

In a sense, An Ran has similar attributes to the nerd Wu Zerong, especially when she is serious, she has a bit of an academic style.

One of the manifestations of the so-called academic style is that they usually talk about some more open topics, such as "sex", such as "doing, love", etc., they are conservative, and they are related to it, even if they play a side ball, they can make their faces suddenly red like a newly dyed red cloth, and under their buttocks they are like ten or eight cactus balls, fidgeting, ready to jump up and run away at any time, and never look back, as if there are more than 30 hungry wolves chasing them behind.

However, if you have a similar academic discussion with them on topics such as "sex" and "doing and love", these two students can talk about the various organs, indicators and other details of men and women without changing their faces, and they can also discuss with you in depth in great detail, just like the person who just ran away from the wilderness and hated to run out of outer space is not them, even if you have blushed and heartbeat because the topic is too bold, they can still hold on to you with a serious face, like a chatter, They even take out a pen and paper to draw for you, showing you the intentions and various diagrams to illustrate their understanding and understanding.