736, an alternative use function for washbasins
Mrs. An suddenly felt that it was great, and the foodies we raised in the future would not be worried about not being able to marry a daughter-in-law. Looking for the fastest update website, please pick out what you are afraid of, that is called will live...... Although it seems a little too good......
What can we eat and be afraid of, what can we do...... Although it seems to be a little too much to eat......
The most important thing is that our little face looks good, and there is no shortage of generous male silver in the new era, no shortage of male silver with less food for mothers, and of course there is no shortage of good-looking men, but the most lacking is a dedicated male silver! This special scarcity is comparable to the peerless martial arts secrets in martial arts in the increasingly materialistic era, the most mysterious and powerful energy in science fiction, and the romance...... Uh, romance is more common, basically, like our rooster brother, a rich and handsome but very dedicated male silver, female compatriots can only be crooked in it.
Therefore, when such a rich and handsome person suddenly appears in life, he is still alive, of course, he doesn't worry about his daughter-in-law, right? Although the reason for this brother's dedication ...... It's kind of that......
And after hearing it, Mrs. An's heart was a little uncomfortable, obviously, their friend Brother Rooster was talking a little with feelings...... To be more precise, it was a little stimulating, remembering the stepmother of the third party in the house......
β¦β¦ However, it seems that they are all a little out of the question, a collective run.
In the end, it was Mrs. An, although she had a lot of worries and always liked to make up for her brain and deviate, but at a very high time, whether it was looking at it or actually doing things, she was much more focused on than the three ** merchants, at least, so far, she was still the only one who remembered that their initial words were Shenma.
So, she hurriedly grabbed Zhao Xiaopang's classmate, and hurriedly urged this benevolent brother who had been running wildly on the road of a beautiful life for his wife and concubine in the old world and couldn't turn back, as if he was pulling their words that had already run far and wide, "Hurry up, Zhao Xiaopang, don't talk about those useless things, and don't talk about them." What does your heroine have to do with the basin, when it's over, let's get to work. β
Ah, yes, yes, there's such a thing, we seem to be off the road, hehe......
These three classmates who are driving Pegasus around and running around on the small fork in the sheep intestine can only be able to contain the rope, but, in other words, they ran too high just now, what did they originally want to say?
An Ran squinted and despised these three guys, can you run more outrageously?
"Basin, the legend of the heroes of the children, the thirteenth sister of the chivalrous girl, and the son of An and the girl, who is very beautiful, called Zhang Jinfeng, they were all arrested by the underworld monks, what happened later?" Mrs. An felt that it was better to guide the topic by herself, otherwise this topic might not have to run to the year of the donkey and the month of the horse, and if she continued to run, they would all have to go hungry for more than thirty tonight.
"Oh, yes, yes, it's this, alas, Sister An, you're smart!"
Thank you, I'm not happy at all when I was praised by you, hurry up and say yours, I'm about to lose patience with your story, otaku classmate.
"Anyway, these three people were locked up by those old monks, and when it's over, the three of them stay in a room, stay and stay, these two women want to go to the toilet, but they let people shut it up, and they don't have a place to go to the toilet, but they can't hold it back, what should I do?" When Zhao Xiaopang said this, he began to squint his little eyes, with a very complacent smile on his face, and began to sell Guan Zi again.
An Ran sighed again, since their family had a beautiful neighbor Sister Lan Qinglan, everyone seemed to be very interested in selling guanzi and hanging their appetite, and everyone was willing to participate in it.
Actually, when it comes to the topic, the other three people present are not stupid, Jiang Jieyun and Jiang Chengzhuo are very clever in their own brains, although An Ran is a little bit stupider than these two...... However, who is she Enran, in her last life, she watched countless online articles, chased countless anime, and was a networm in the new era who grew up by domestic and foreign film and television dramas, and she didn't have any association, she simply committed suicide by hitting the keyboard.
In the case that the answer is already known, but the three of them feel that their answer seems to be a bit like that, I have to say that Zhao Xiaopang's sale is not pleasing at all, or how to say it, you have to do any work before you do it, Zhao Zhenxu is still not sophisticated enough in the matter of hanging his appetite, and the point he chooses is not uncomfortable enough at the same time, but it is difficult to make people comfortable.
As a result, his unskilled behavior was unanimously condemned by the audience.
An Ran can't bear it, what kind of stinky problem have you learned, are you a big blue beauty?
"You still can't talk about it, Zhao Xiaopang, why is it so hard?"
"That's it, that's it." Jiang Chengzhuo snatched Zhao Zhenxu's lines, and said it very well, and when he seized the opportunity to dismantle the stage, he never fell behind, "I said what are you pretending, if you have something to say, let it go." After saying it in one breath, can you die? β
This piece of material has always been a true atheist with no taboos, even for the New Year, there is no one to talk about, of course, in front of An Guoqing and Li Caifeng, they will still pay attention to it, and they will start to fire guns with their mouths full of guns behind their backs.
What Sister An says, Zhao Xiaopang can accept it with an open mind, but if it is replaced by this dead rooster, it will be unbearable, do you listen to what he said is human? What do you mean by "Can you die in one breath?" I won't say it, I'll let you die in a hurry!
Then don't say it, rotten in the stomach, together with your belly full of feces, suffocate to death, stinky to death.
β¦β¦
Chef An's eyebrows were about to stand up in anger, his hands were crossed, and he shouted, can you two die if you don't quarrel for a day?
They don't know if they can die if they don't quarrel for a day, anyway, now they only know that they can't stop, and they must strangle each other to death, brace, and from the mouth. Chef An's delicate and soft angry shouts were more woody to them than the breeze in their ears, and they were happy and happy, and with their fists and feet flying, Brother Rooster was thin and tall, agile and agile, and often used sneak attack tactics. Zhao Xiaopang is obese, but he is stable enough in the lower game, the tonnage is big enough, and his proud skill is Mount Tai pressing, even if you are Sun Wukong, I can also incarnate the Five Elements Mountain, and press you for five hundred years without wavering!
In the end, it was Jiang Jieyun who resolved the battle between the two, and he only said one sentence, "Little fatty, hurry up and finish the story, aren't you two hungry?" β
For the two foodies, there is no more powerful call than this, even in the middle of the fight, even Jiang Jieyun's voice is not loud, but, it is amazing, just now the two guys who were still flying around with their fists and feet, squeaking and screaming were immediately maintained by the immobilization spell of their last moment, but immediately, the next moment, like a warrior who heard the assembly call, stood upright, and looked at Chef An with two pairs of extremely pure and innocent, extremely well-behaved and gentle eyes, like two obedient large dogs.
An Ran slapped his head, he was really stunned by them, how could he forget to say to this kind of creature of the rice bucket star, there is no better way to solve disputes than to sacrifice food, as long as it is mentioned to eat, the world will be peaceful immediately.
"Let's talk about it, I'm done cooking." Chef An said forcefully, but he still didn't forget to bite the last "rice" heavily, very clearly.
For the creatures of Rice Bucket, all the words related to food are magical, like spells, that make everything smooth, including storytelling.
Zhao Xiaopang spoke much faster this time, and even spoke much faster...... It should be said that it was so fast that it seemed to be talking about Allegro, firing machine guns," so they remembered that there was a monk's basin in the house, and then the thirteenth sister and Zhang Jinfeng used the monk's basin as a urinal. There was no punctuation when he listened, but in the end, he didn't change his lustful nature, and he didn't forget to add the key point, "That An Gongzi squatted there and listened to the two beauties urinating, listening to the scene." So, as soon as Sister An talked about the problem of trash cans just now, I suddenly remembered this, since the basin can be used as a beautiful woman's urinal, of course, it can also be our garbage basin, I'm smart, right? β
As he spoke, he couldn't help but start to dance with his eyebrows, obviously waiting for everyone to share his bad taste, and then praise him like a flower.
It's a pity that he is beautiful and rippling, but the other three people can't bear his excitement anymore, and they all yelled at him, "Shut up, you!" β
Not only yelled at him, but the three of them didn't hold back later, and together they rolled up their sleeves and beat this overtasteful technical nerd, counting him down while beating him, Zhao Xiaopang, can you still have a little bit of talent, a little normal aesthetics, can you be a little more disgusting?
An Ran felt that she really couldn't look directly at objects like the basin, not that she had any psychological cleanliness, mainly as soon as she saw this basin, she remembered the heavy story of Zhao Xiaopang, a bastard, it was really ...... How awkward you think, it is estimated that within a day or two, you will not forget.
How do you get rid of the weirdness of a thing?
There are many ways to do this, but since there is really nothing that can be used as a trash can other than the basin, in the end, An Ran is forced by the coldness and ruthlessness of reality to choose the most simple and crude way to treat her strange feelings about the basin, that is, to fight poison with poison.
Isn't it impossible to look directly?
That's strabismus.
Diagonally diagonally...... It's straight.
And at this moment, even if he was a little drunk, An Xiaoran, who was sobering up in the chair, looked at the basin that was quite "overkill", and only filled the bottom of the basin with garbage, which once again proved the cruelty and effectiveness of the method of "fighting poison with poison".
Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Netγ