My name is Zhang San, and I am an unlucky vagrant!

Ever since I tossed the chickens and dogs in W County, I couldn't do my job.

The factory closed down, and everyone rolled up and rolled up!

And it's not easy to find a new job, and you can't find a job that suits you anywhere.

So, on the recommendation of a friend, I started burglary using the skills of a mechanic.

To put it bluntly, it's a thief!

Not to mention, it's a really good job!

There is no need to get up early and clock in and out on time; There is no need to make trouble with the world; You don't need to look at the face of your leader or your colleagues.

Every day, I can sleep until what time I want, and I will take a vacation if I want to.

Especially when you work, it's exactly like a vacation, you can go to the Internet café to surf the Internet when you step on the spot, or have a chat with a beautiful girl or something.

All in all, very happy!

What?

You say we're done with thieves, where do we need to make it so complicated?

Then you're a layman!

It's not easy to do anything these days!

Even if you are a thief, you have to pay attention to ways and means!

At the very least, preparations such as stepping on points in the early stage are an indispensable and important part.

Nowadays, many neighborhoods are very strictly guarded.

Especially now, when the security of W County is in a mess, the community does not allow outsiders to enter and exit at will.

But fortunately, with a little trick, you can blend in.

Usually I squat at the entrance of the community and come out to dance the square dance of the uncle and aunt.

Then eavesdrop on their chatter while they take a break to talk about their daily routines.

But don't underestimate this group of uncles and aunts, because their children are usually busy with work and rarely go home to accompany them, so they all seem very lonely.

So they chatted every day, and at the same time worked hard to gather information in order to have a better chat!

So, just eavesdropping on their conversations, and it's easy to get the information I need.

For example, what is the surname of the owner of the few houses in that building, and how many people are in the family.

The owner of which house has not been home for several days.

Or maybe there's always someone during the day and no one at night.

These things that seem very ordinary to those old men and old ladies are quite important information to me!

Thanks to these aunts and uncles, I got a very good piece of information two days ago!

That's room 303 in this building, which has been empty for days.

I heard that the owner of this house is quite rich, and recently he may have gone out on a trip or to avoid the troubles of W County.

Then I will accept the valuable things in this house unceremoniously!

It is easy to use the information of a homeowner who has been investigated before to trick the doorman into stepping into the community, and then quickly flip his clothes after entering the blind spot of the camera, and at the same time take out his hat to cover up the appearance with the mask he was already wearing.

Although it is said that there are no security officers in W County now, be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years.

What if the Coalition takes charge of W County again soon after, and then has to settle accounts after the fall?

Get ready, I drove down the stairs to Gate 303.

Then, using the lockpicking tool, the door was easily opened.

For a skilled person like me, the security door is just scrap metal that looks safe!

"Good!"

I was really happy in my heart, and at the same time I couldn't help but wonder, after finishing this ticket, I guess I can be chic again.

I walked into the house in a happy mood.

Speaking of which, when I used to go to work, I had a tight life, but now I am a thief, and I am unexpectedly much richer, and my life is happier.

What?

Don't those who are stolen become unfortunate?

Who cares about that!

The ancients all said that if you are poor, you will be good alone, and if you are good, you will help the world.

I'm not getting rich enough to help others now, and I'm still a poor person, okay?

So according to the meaning of this sentence, I am poor, so I can only be alone!

What does it mean to be alone?

Goodness should mean good deeds.

Then the meaning of being alone should be understood to mean that all good things have to be borne by myself!

If you put it another ugly way, it is the poor mountains and bad waters!

Once a person is poor and can't live, then he will naturally abandon courtesy, righteousness and shame, and be willing to do anything in order to live!

Don't say anything about this aspect!

Because that's what human nature is!

The group of guys who got carried away and criticized others for doing wrong things was just because he himself was not forced to this extent, and he just stood and talked without backache.

So, I can only say sorry to the unlucky ones who were stolen before!

I'm poor, so please leave me alone!

I'm poor, so I can only be a thief!

I'm poor, so I make that sense!

Well!

No problem!

After a little mental struggle in my mind, I quietly opened the door.

Hey, I don't want to be like the water word count and think so much every time I steal something.

But there is no way, I have been doing my duty for more than ten years, and I have not entered the industry as a thief until recently, so the three views established in the early years are really not easy to change so easily!

So, basically every time I commit a theft, I have to convince myself like this as if I was self-hypnosis.

Walk into the house and quietly close the door.

Then I took my shoes off to the side.

Being a thief also has the reserve of being a thief, and I would never do anything to make other people's homes dirty or something.

Although there are also reasons for the victim to delay the discovery of the theft, so that people cannot trace it.

Creep in, step by step.

There should be no one in this house, but the owner of the house is very rich, so it is lit up 24 hours a day.

At the same time, it seems that the robot vacuum cleaner is also cleaning the floor regularly, so the whole room looks very neat and clean, as if someone is living there.

Of course, even with this information, the necessary caution is still necessary.

What if the owner of the house suddenly comes back today?

What if the owner's friend suddenly comes to visit?

In short, be cautious when you should be cautious.

And then......

My prudence was not in vain!

"I hear footsteps!"

Suddenly a man's voice sounded in the bedroom!

At this moment, I was really scared!

Didn't you say nobody?

Why did a person pop up all of a sudden, and why did this guy's ears be so pointed, he could hear my footsteps all of a sudden!

Obviously, I took off my shoes and walked carefully with socks on!

There shouldn't be any footsteps!

Subconsciously hid behind the shoe cabinet in the living room, hoping to avoid the other party's sight, and then let the other party mistakenly think that he heard footsteps upstairs or downstairs.

However, at this time......

"Hey! That grandson seems to be hidden! Just right, let me try the iron rod I just got my hands on! Presumably melee combat must be very cool! ”

Iron bars?!

Very cool?!

I was very panicked and scared at this time, I never expected that the other party would be a violent maniac!

Listen to this meaning, once you are caught by the other party, you will definitely be beaten!

It is even possible to be killed directly!

"No! I'm leaving! ”

With my mind in mind, I quickly tiptoed to the door.

Although it is theoretically more appropriate to accelerate to run, maybe this is the automatic voice anti-theft function arranged by the homeowner?

At the same time, if you look professional, if the other party sees that you want to leave through monitoring and the like, you must not come out to fight, right?

It is estimated that the purpose of hand-to-hand combat just now is actually to scare yourself away!

Modern people, especially the wealthy, generally don't want to get involved in trouble.

As long as you want to run and the other party has nothing to lose, you shouldn't chase after you!

Of course, no matter what the reason, leave as soon as it is exposed, this is the rule of being a thief.

At this moment, the voice inside sounded again: "What? Are you in place? Right outside the door?! ”

"Great! Get your freshly picked scythe out there and get ready, and I'll force him out with an iron rod!" ”

And then ...... Hey, hey, hey! ”

Hearing this, I was shocked: "He has accomplices?" And you've been talking to that person on the phone just now?! ”

Finished!

It's over!

Not only did he meet a violent maniac, but at the same time, the other party actually had a violent maniac's companion!

Why do you know that the one outside the door is also a violent maniac?

Haven't you ever heard of things gathering like and people in groups?!

Go on like this......

Won't I be beaten to death if I go on like this?

And according to the laws of the Union, burglary is a death in vain!

Especially if you have a family with guns at home, you can't blame anyone if you are shot and killed!

What the hell is this thing called?!

At this time, there was a murderer with a sickle in his hand hidden outside the door, and in the bedroom behind him, that guy was probably about to rush out with an iron rod!

Case......

The view quickly swept across the layout of the house, and then I quickly locked onto the balcony not far away!

Thanks to the security work of this community is very in place, so that ordinary thieves cannot steal in this place.

Therefore, there is no anti-theft net on the balcony of this house!

Case......

Fight!

It is possible to die horizontally and vertically!

Then definitely choose the option with the best chance of survival!

Surrender?

Surrender does not exist!

It's the age of the Alliance, and modern people don't need to ensure the safety of burglars' lives like they did in ancient times!

In ancient times, there was no gun in the hand, so it was necessary to ensure the safety of the burglar.

Now that the alliance is flooded with guns, if you play the set of protection thieves, it is estimated that the victims will die!

So, once you are caught by these two people, God knows what kind of torture you will suffer!

Especially now that there are not a few security officers left in W County, it is useless to call the police even if the surrounding neighbors hear the screams!

So, I bit my teeth and my heart crossed.

Open the balcony door and jump out with a vertical jump!

As for whether this jump will break a bone, I can't care so much at this time!

"Ah!!h

"Ah!!h

Bang!!!

There was a cry of despair in my ears, in the direction of the balcony!

Immediately after, there seemed to be a scream downstairs, and the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

Sui Yu, who was eating chicken with a certain Erha network, took off the headphones, and then picked up the microphone with some confusion and said: "Harpy, let Xiaoxiao Ni play with you next, I seem to have heard some strange sounds here." ”

Just in time to see that the last hidden enemy was blocked by a character controlled by a certain Erha and slashed to death with a scythe, Sui Yu shouted into the microphone while walking out: "Harpy, well done!" We finally succeeded in eating chicken in this game!