806, Rogue Dialectics
At this moment, the Ontario photographer, who has always been very precious to his camera, really wants to replace the camera in his hand with a telescope, so that she can have a good look at the master in a 365-degree all-round and no dead ends.
However, what she wanted to do more was to rush to the rostrum in one step, take out her small notebook, and ask the master for advice, please what secret recipe does your old man have, obviously he is almost eighty, and he looks like he is only sixty or so? Please do not hesitate to give advice in line with the highest principle of not speaking to the monks and being compassionate and purifying all sentient beings.
Of course, no matter how crazy this stinky beauty is's pursuit of beauty, he has not lost his mind in the end, and he is not so crazy that he runs to ask someone how a monk can stay in his face, otherwise even if the master is cultivated, he will become an angry King Kong.
Therefore, An Ran can only take two more photos of the master with a camera that is not a telescope in his hand, but the focus is neither on the magnificent robe of the master, nor on the temperament of the eyebrows, but on the face of the person.
Maybe it's because she looks a little too much in this style, turning left in the crowd, turning right, jumping up, squatting, taking a photo, like tossing as if doing some big business, so that an aunt next to her also asked, little girl, what are you a reporter.
It's really a little embarrassing to make it safe.,What's the memory.,She's just trying to make the face of the master a little clearer.,The rabbit nerve and the stinky beauty obsession are attacking. Seeing that the aunt asked seriously, she had to shake her hand and say, no, no, I am just a foreign tourist, it is very interesting to watch, take two more photos to souvenir, hehe, hehehe......
When the aunt heard this, she muttered, "I said, it doesn't look like this age." As he spoke, he immediately turned his head and lost interest.
An Ran wiped the cold sweat on his head with embarrassment, and quickly restrained his crazy convulsions.
Jiang Jieyun laughed loudly from the side, and even An Guoqing and Li Caifeng, who were familiar with their girl's stinky and beautiful character, also laughed again and again, Li Caifeng even poked An Ran's head with his fingers, laughing and scolding in a low voice, "You are a girl, it's a shame for you."
Jiang Jieyun took advantage of the crowds, hugged the little shoulders of the female pot friend, smiled lowly, and leaned into her ear and asked, "Why don't I sneak under the platform for a while, stop the old man, and help you ask?"
For this kind of insincere courtesy, An Xiaoran was stunned and said that we are not rare to take care of you, hum!
Jiang Jieyun knew what the subtext of this young lady was as soon as she saw her body movements, deliberately shook her shoulder with her hand, and asked stupidly, "What's wrong, talk, okay, An Xiaoran?"
"Okay, okay, you go." Having said that, An Ran's face was not sincere, and the next turning point came immediately, "Just let the master of the family command the disciples and grandchildren in the temple to beat you up."
Jiang Jieyun sighed, gently bumped An Ran with his forehead, and pretended to be helpless, "Alas, An Xiaoran, An Xiaoran, you said that you are a little girl, why is your heart so ruthless?"
An Ran made Yan a little itchy, and while laughing, he turned to the side and hid, but the space around him was too small, people were next to people, people were crowding people, where was there room for her to move and dodge, and after a few flashes, Jiang Jieyun still hit his head again, and said unconvinced, "Why am I ruthless, Jiang Xiaoyun, you are a rumor-monger."
"Still ruthless?" Jiang Jieyun looked at her girlfriend and couldn't hide, she was happy now, she rubbed her head affectionately with her hand, rubbed the brim of her hat down, and she was so angry that she protested, and a small cloth head was scolded and finally satisfied that her skin was no longer itchy, and then said, "Why don't you think about being beaten by the monks of the Dragon King Temple for the New Year?"
Speaking of this, An Ran was naturally happy, smiling a little badly, his eyes were about to bend into crescents, and he shook his head and said, "It's not that I'm bad-hearted, Comrade Jiang Xiaoyun, it's you who came to the door to find a beating, and I'm also very helpless." And I'm kind of based on revolutionary feelings, and I'm kind of reminding you."
Jiang Jieyun made her full of crooked reasoning happy, taking advantage of An Guoqing and Li Caifeng chatting with an old man beside them, and didn't pay attention to the boys, she took a bite directly according to the tender cheeks of the female pot friend, and bit An Ran's eyebrows jumped, and she opened her mouth angrily, revealing a mouthful of white teeth and wanted to bite back, but unfortunately, Jiang Jieyun is her, don't look at the small space they are in, but this guy's movements are flexible, and he is tall, so he can't do anything else, and it is effortless to avoid the two or three small attacks of the female pot friend. But this thing feels that it is not exciting enough to avoid it so easily, and it is not interesting enough, and the action of dodging must be made muddy and watery, dangerous and dangerous, making it like a last-minute rescue in an action movie disaster movie, seeing that An Ran's teeth have touched Yan's face, but let Yan wipe the side and dodge, so that An Ran's two rows of teeth that consciously bite the flesh are firmly knocked together, knocking her gums and cheeks straight and sore, and her eyebrows and eyes are wrinkled together.
This is the last time one or two times, Enron is not short of eyes, and I have not known this product for a day or two, and I know that my boyfriend is a cuttlefish in many cases, and he is a real bad stomach.
However, An Ran's classmates can be regarded as calm and rational and fooled, but they are only one or two times, and they will not know that their physical strength and intelligence can't keep up with this ** business, so after being knocked on the teeth again, An Xiaoran's classmates simply pursed his lips tightly, stretched out his finger and hooked his finger towards Jiang Jieyun, and said very queenly, "Come on, Xiao Yunzi, give your face to this girl honestly."
As the so-called "heroes are difficult to pass the beauty pass", although.,! said that An Ran is not a beauty, but Jiang Jieyun is obviously far from a hero, and when he saw the female pot friend's power, this useless person immediately put his little white face to the mouth of the female pot friend, and deliberately bent down most of his body, so that the female pot friend could bite a little more conveniently, Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu really shook their heads, and they all slandered, alas, the boss is really embarrassed by our man's face, and now there is nothing to do, just mixed up with an internship position, he can't fight back, he can't scold back, If this is officially turned into a regular in the future, it must not really become tracheitis? It's a chronic disease, and once you get it, there is basically no hope of a cure. It's sad, it's so sad!
An Ran didn't have the ability to read minds, so she didn't know what Liu was thinking in her heart, but even if she knew, she was afraid that she would be proud, and at this time she just wanted to bite her boyfriend and relieve her itchy teeth.
As for Jiang Jieyun?
If Yan knew the thoughts of the two good brothers, I was afraid that not only would I have to educate the two of them greatly, but also scold them, Duh, two stupid people, wooden heads. I don't know how to take advantage of the current bargain in front of me, it's too promising. We will not take advantage of the cheapness of the mouth, we are a man, we have thick skin and meat, just An Xiaoran's rabbit's little white teeth, a grass-eater, can she still bite a piece of meat? Besides, you really let her go, bite hard, and ask her if she is willing? You are her boyfriend, not her enemy, how can she be willing to give it? It's just a coquette.
Besides, in life, we must learn one thing, we must use our brains anytime and anywhere, and try our best to turn passivity into initiative, and turn unfavorable factors into favorable factors, so that we can continue to be invincible.
Let's take the matter of being bitten by your girlfriend, you have to see the crux and the core of the problem. The key point of this matter is not that you are bitten by your girlfriend, but how far away your face is from her mouth at the moment of being bitten.
Let's say this, if you want to take advantage of your girlfriend, you must have a name and excuse for eating your girlfriend's tofu, right? Although it is said that the two of them are in love, and the excuses and names can be found, but in the end it is not natural enough, not interesting enough, now, as long as a little bit of her, this nature and interest are all realized.
On the surface, your face is sent to her mouth, but on the other hand, doesn't her mouth agree to be close to your face? Therefore, when looking at things, we must be able to change the angle, not only look at things dialectically, play hooligans, engage in objects, but also adhere to this beneficial method, as long as there is a correct guiding idea, this hooligan can be regarded as playing with style, and the object can be done with style.
An Ran didn't hear the teaching of the two good brothers afterwards, otherwise she wouldn't have gently bitten a small bite of this cheeky one, and she had to bite off a piece of meat to be worthy of this stinky theory.
Although Jiang Jieyun said before that it was a joke to ask for the abbot's beauty secret recipe, from the perspective of his inner wishes, if he wasn't afraid that he would be angry with other masters over the years, and at the same time, he was also afraid that the abbot would treat his boyfriend as a neuropath, and the stinky beauty really wanted to ask Yan to ask for advice, how did your old man make himself look like he was in his sixties when he was in his eighties?
In fact, Jiang Jieyun is cheeky and really doesn't care about others taking Yan as a nervous disease, in Yan's words, other masters are well-informed, one of the most important qualities that a senior monk should have is not to make a fuss, not to let outsiders affect his inner world, big-minded, just because of this little thing to get angry, affecting his state of mind, isn't it in vain to study so many years of Buddhist scriptures, what kind of Buddha do you cultivate? What kind of Zen do you participate in?
Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Netγ