808, the road is one foot high
Although you have a certain degree of resistance to the same speech as the recitation of the scriptures, and you are willing to bear to taste the content of what you say, you still have to say that this Mr. Rabbit's speech still has a certain level, but at the moment, it is just a simple public activity, not a classroom, few people like Enron, who have a nerdy rabbit friend, is accustomed to the hypnotic speech of rabbits, has a high immunity, and at the same time has the same patience as a little old lady, and has the attributes of rabbits, and can press his temperament to find those beneficial ingredients from Yan's tirade
In fact, if it was oh, the crowd would want to greet the rotten eggs in front of this Mr. Rabbit, and the tide of discussion and dissatisfaction would be higher than the wave, oh, and most of the people in the city would be congested in front of the Dragon King Temple at this time, and several streets around it would be crowded into a crowd, and a person's voice would add up to a loud voice, and the sound of the wave would soon suppress Mr. Rabbit's voice solidly
Because of the common rabbit attributes, An Ran is a little embarrassed to see it, but others are anxious, Mr. Rabbit is not in a hurry, as usual, not hurried, not slow, not slow, not anxious, you will not listen to it, I will not be here, continue to talk, continue to talk, anyway, if I don't finish speaking, you can't see the excitement
However, the new official was in a hurry, and he couldn't stand the fire he was in a hurry, so this fire was extinguished by the slow man who had no eyes, and he looked at his watch suggestively from time to time, although the light was not enough and the distance was a little far away, but An Ran still thought that the color and dullness of this comrade's face were by no means due to her illusion and light
An Ran smiled and poked the boyfriend next to him, pointing it to Yan, Jiang Jieyun shook his head and said "pitiful", and then said "deserved", that tone was really quite schadenfreude and ill-intentioned
An Ran felt that Jiang Da ** Shang was really not very authentic, you should rejoice in disaster, just rejoice, there is nothing to do, why do you want to fall into the well again, saying that people "deserve it", who knows what kind of temper this Mr. Rabbit is
Jiang Da** Shang didn't think so, in order to avoid his girlfriend always thinking about Yan's glorious personality so dark and lacking morality, he felt that he had to take advantage of Mr. Rabbit's recitation of the scriptures to defend himself
Yan started with examples
This new official's inauguration event was planned by Yan
An Ran rolled his eyes and thought about it, and gave a rather vague answer: "It should be."
She hasn't been an official in the government, so how do she know the process?
So the serious Miss Rabbit is still very cautious when giving answers
Then the list of participants is known to this new official
An Ran thought for a while, and still replied uncertainly, "It should be."
In fact, An Ran felt that since he was a leader, of course he was presiding over the general direction, and if he had to do this kind of trivial thing, he would ask if he was going to die lightly
Jiang Jieyun stretched out his hands at her, "Since it is the leader of Yan and he knows the list of participants, the matter should be controlled by Yan, how can he still put such a ......" Yan stretched out his hand and unceremoniously pointed to Mr. Rabbit, who continued to speak on the stage with a serious face, "Come out and make trouble"
An Ran was quite dismissive of this gentleman's accusation, and stood firmly in the camp of the new official, "Yan is a newcomer, how do you know what kind of words this expert has spoken?"
An Ran felt that her reasons were sufficient, but Jiang Jieyun still had a lot of words waiting for her, "Why don't you know that there is no long mouth under your nose, won't you ask?"
Yan Youyan Anran also said, she felt that she had a lot of words, "What do you ask, when the leader is always in the lead, busy all day long, if you ask everything, it's not exhausting, just give one, probably oh."
Isn't there a lot of reason, but this remark made her go back again
However, she also has a supplementary clause: "If Yan is really a newcomer, maybe he didn't come with his own team, in such a short period ......of time, I'm afraid that I am still not familiar with the people below, and what kind of control can I talk about, let alone "raise my chin safely", the official punishment workplace is the same, and the personnel are very complicated, who knows whether this expert can be selected on the list on the stage, intentionally or unintentionally."
The two of them are talking here, the mouth of the rabbit folklorist on the stage has not been idle, and they continue to chatter like chanting scriptures, so that the crowd of onlookers and everyone on the stage how to listen to it, how not to wait to see it, say a good folklorist, what should a folklorist do, why do you go to say two sentences, you look at the abbot master, a professional today, are all concerned about the current sincerity and everyone's feelings, and do not take the scriptures out to read you, but a good one who engages in folk customs, has to rob the scriptures of other monks to read, this is not a dog to take a mouse, and let people not have a good holiday
In this piece of slander, fortunately, the staff who acted as the host was very clever and inserted it, and made a summary in a timely manner, and the lively and mellow strings were regarded as rounding the scene, and the rising dissatisfaction of the masses was reluctantly suppressed, and the right to speak was quickly handed over to the new official, and this year's "Dragon King Spring Festival" was announced by Yan Lai, and it began immediately
In fact, from the perspective of the arrangement of the event, the people on the podium also had to say a few words, but because the Mr. Rabbit who robbed the master's job was too capable of speaking, it was obviously a big overtime, not only robbed the master's job bowl, but also robbed the rest of the speakers to be clean, so in order to ensure the normal progress of the event, and in order to ensure that this gentleman was not smashed by the rising anger, he had to pinch the time of others' speeches and jump directly to the next program
Jiang Jieyun and An Ran in the audience also stopped talking at this time, in fact, Miss An Rabbit wanted her to shut up like the rabbit experts on the stage, but it was not so easy, this little old lady An was talking about it
Fortunately, the magic is one foot high, and the rabbit is one foot high, no matter how persistent and serious Jiang Jieyun is, Jiang Jieyun also has a way to deal with Yan's female pot friend, directly grabbed her shoulder, lifted the brim of her hat slightly with the other hand, and then lightly imprinted a kiss on her uncompetitive ear, kissed and kissed, and said vaguely while kissing: "Well, that makes sense...... Ah, it's over, oh, it's lively."
This series of actions was done quickly, skillfully and thoroughly, and before Miss Ann Rabbit could respond to this kind of "attack", in order to be vigilant, the rabbit had already received three hits on his ears
At this time, Miss Rabbit can still care about what grievances she has for the new official newspaper on the stage, first she was busy rubbing her itchy rabbit ears with one hand, and hit another blow: "Revenge on her bastard boyfriend, and at the same time, she has to pay attention to the spring festival performance that is starting, I really hate to give birth to two heads and eight hands at the same time, where is there still extra energy to fight with my boyfriend."
This is naturally the purpose of a certain ** businessman
The best way to stop the burrowing nature of the rabbit, a creature that likes to get to the bottom of things, is to divert her attention, keep her brain and some of her parts busy, and her mouth will naturally be idle
How can we better divert Miss Rabbit's attention?
The answer is to attack her weak link
Miss Rabbit still needs to ask where her weak link is
And this kind of attack is a beautiful difference for every gay man who has a girlfriend, isn't it?
This ultimate move has been called a hundred trials so far, and there is no record of missing a beat
It's a pity that such a wonderful and effective method can only be applied between young couples, and the rabbit in the little couple must also have a pair of ears that are afraid of itching, so for the new official and the host on the stage, whose faces are like the bottom of a black pot, then there is no room for practice
Due to the messing up of the rabbit expert, the opening of the spring festival carefully planned by the new official was greatly disrupted, although the host tried hard to make amends, but it still could not be changed, and there was a domino-like impact behind it, and the opening of a good spring festival was messed up
Don't mention the speech or anything, and then the abbot master of the Dragon King Temple led a group of disciples and grandchildren to enter the chanting, although the scene is not small, but because of the dissatisfaction of the onlookers caused by the rabbit experts before, a large part of the people standing in the front of the crowd will encroach on the boundaries of the monks chanting the scriptures, and most of the attention of the staff present has been swayed by Mr. Rabbit before, and secretly scolded this blind guy and the masses present in their hearts, they can be said to be the same enemy, and they can't wait for the people around them, oh, scold a little louder, let the people on the stage listen to the voices and opinions of the people, hurry up and stop talking about the New Year, don't make trouble for everyone, where can you still care about what venue is not a venueQuestion
Now that Mr. Rabbit stopped talking, the leader and the host also announced the beginning, and they realized that the land they were guarding had been occupied by the comrades who had just "fought" side by side
Although it is said that the front of the Dragon King Temple is described as "every inch of land and every inch of gold", it is really fast to the point where the water cannot be splashed and it is difficult to get down, and the people standing in the forefront are all in a frame that can only move forward and never retreat
Let's go back
Just kidding, do you know how long the old lady came in advance in order to seize a favorable terrain?
Even if it's close to my house, if it's a big year, my family has nothing to do, and besides, standing in this open-air place early in the winter, even if I am armed, you won't be cold when I am in place
Besides, you are an old lady, is it easy for Lao Tzu to keep this favorable terrain so far, although it is not as hard as Shangganling, and he has passed the test of blood and fire, but with a lot of strength and tongue, it is not easy to keep the fruits of victory, do you know?
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