831, the devil meets
To say that the most chaotic is actually the last children's Yangge team
Ah, of course, of course, they didn't have much to do with the gods of order from the beginning
Children don't have as much self-control as adults, and they don't know the occasion, they don't know the time, and there's almost no one who can stop them from turning from little angels to little demons, and the transformation process is unstoppable
At the beginning of the original performance, there was still a group of little angels on the field, and later, some little angels were transformed, and a bunch of little angels were mixed with three or five little devils, and everyone, including the parents of the little devils who had already transformed, could still hold the psychology of watching jokes relatively easily, and didn't care, but when the little angels transformed collectively, the scene was a little unwatchable
Children can also infect and transmit emotions to each other, and in terms of effect, because of their weak self-control, these emotions can be transmitted very quickly, and they can be extremely powerful
And children's bad mood is not as single as adults, little devils, their bad mood is always full of tricks, so that you are caught off guard and unprepared
It started with a little boy yelling "Grandma, grandma, I want to pee."
Grandma is a little dumbfounded, usually you can take the child to find a public toilet quickly, even if you can't find it for a while, talk to those good talking hotel owners, it will not let the child hold back, no matter how bad it is, find a clean place to get a plastic bag, let the child go directly to the convenience bag, go around directly, although that's a little bit, but it's better than solving it on the spot
But now, when people are crowded here, let alone looking for a public toilet or a restaurant, it is an impossible task for you to walk out with your child in your arms, and she doesn't have a plastic bag on her body, who would have thought that although there were many people in previous years, it would not be crowded to this extent, who still carried a plastic bag in his pocket during the New Year, but the child's urine will not matter if you are in the New Year, squeezed or not, they are the kind of bad people who like to create a situation and join in the fun, and the more the situation occurs, the more they have to have a problem
The old lady wanted the child to endure it, but she also knew that the child was not reasonable, and besides, even if the child could be reasonable, how long could you let him endure it, and seeing this kind of congestion, half an hour was it, an hour was it, and it could even be longer
At that time, even if the child doesn't pee his pants, he will have to hold back the problem
forced the old lady to have no choice but to start holding her crying little grandson and borrowing a handy bag from the crowd
Just like the old lady herself thought, she didn't even think to bring a convenience bag when she was a child during the New Year, who can bring a convenience bag without leisure
Well, it's true that there was a casual person with a handy bag
What a wonderful?
Naturally, it is An Xiaola, and classmate An Ran is also
This snail star doesn't care about the New Year, but the New Year, never hates to travel with the family on his back, and goes on steadily Her boyfriend and two rich friends have said that when they are old in the future, they must buy a few RVs to travel In order to meet the good wishes of this snail lady to carry the house on the road
So when other people celebrate the New Year, they usually have to withdraw their pockets and backpacks from their pockets and backpacks, but when they come to this snail lady, they have to bring more things than they usually do when they travel for the New Year
When I heard that the old lady wanted to borrow ...... In fact, it is going to be Who will turn back and what kind of convenient bag can not be completed Immediately command his boyfriend to quickly turn over the plastic bag
Why command male pot friends
Isn't that nonsense
If you don't have a strong body, you can eat more than a pig, and you can work like a donkey, even if you are a snail star, you want to carry countless things, and you have more than enough energy, okay?
What are male pot friends used for?
The snail star man replied, "Be a donkey."
In fact, it's not just Jiang Jieyun who was treated as a donkey by the snail star, but the other two foodies are not too easy, they all have weights on their bodies, and when they go out, they want to play comfortably and easily, sometimes they can't have both
The three foodies are not eaten for nothing, as the so-called raising soldiers for a thousand days and using soldiers for a while, when they come to their house, they are raising foodies for a thousand days and using foodies for a while
Most of Enron's backpacks are homemade, and they are like the treasure bags that those old martial arts knights carry with them, a pocket on the left and a compartment pocket on the right In Zhao Xiaopang's description, you never know how many pockets there are in Sister An's backpack A little count can make you count the past No matter how big a mathematician is, he will be willing to bow down when he arrives here
But Enron, a backpack maker who has always been a painstaking math worker, obviously knows what is in the left and right squares, she can turn it over with her eyes closed, open the backpack, and neatly take out a plastic bag that is folded and neatly folded from a small compartment that is specially placed for convenient bags, and the kind that is given from the supermarket is very sturdy, and Enron knows the purpose of the old lady's borrowing of plastic bags, so she especially finds this kind of packaging that will not leak
The old lady had asked with the attitude of trying it out, but she really didn't have much hope, so she thought that if someone bought a snack or something, she gave a plastic bag, and now the food was finished, and she was lucky that she didn't throw it away, and she could use it, so when she received it in her hand, and saw that it was such a plastic bag folded like a little girl's flower handkerchief, her first reaction was to be stunned
I don't complain about the fuss of the old people, I really didn't expect that there was a pervert who carried this thing with him during the New Year, and the way he carried it was like this...... I don't know how to describe it
When the old lady asked before, she did say, "borrow a plastic bag," but everyone knows that this kind of rhetoric is like "borrowing light." If you pick out the words, you have to study the question, "Do you borrow light, do you pay it back?" and "How do you pay back the borrowed light?"
Of course, plastic bags are not the same as "light", and "light" is a virtual thing, and you can't really return it, but plastic bags are physical things, and if you really want to return them, you can still return them
But in this case, apparently no one is really stupid enough to pay it back, but looking at the fold in the hand, it's so ...... Peugeot's plastic bag, the old lady still reflexively paused, and then said "thank you"
Her string of "thank you" didn't say a word yet, and the screams and cries of the little grandson in the back had gone to a new level, and the old lady didn't care about saying anything else, so she hurriedly served the little ancestor
An Ran and the three foodies watched the old lady serve the small things, and there was an extra bag of liquid with alternative contents in their hands, and the expressions on their faces were so distorted, and the most disgusting thing was that Zhao Xiaopang also said, "If I cao this thing is open, it will be much better than baking something."
Jiang Chengzhuo directly hooked his neck with his hand and said hatefully, "You are not disgusting, people can die, you"
Zhao Xiaopang struggled and was aggrieved, "Fuck off, I'm telling the truth, okay, you see this person is crowded, carrying such a bag of things, a little squeezed, and it can't be everywhere."
The truth is the truth, but you can't keep it in your stomach
An Ran muttered, "Wasn't it so annoying when I was a child?"
Jiang Jieyun nodded in agreement, "It's really troublesome."
Zhao Xiaopang and Jiang Chengzhuo are both related
Li Caifeng and An Guoqing didn't care about the four little ones' feelings, "This is troublesome, you little things, do you think that children are all weeds in the field, scatter a handful of grass seeds, don't even water them, they grow with the wind, which is so easy?"
Li Caifeng said and poked An Ran's head with his hand "You were really tormenting people when you were a child In the middle of the night, you have to eat and drink at every turn, and if you don't give it, you cry Your dad is still used to it, and it's snowing heavily for three or nine days, and I have to sell you snacks when I go out, and I'm six years old, and I watch people kill dogs during the day, and I won't let you go, you have to go, and I have nightmares when I sleep at night, and I can't coax you well, and I have to sleep with you every night, and it's been a year before I get better......"
These are naturally not remembered at all, what to eat, what to kill dogs, nightmares and so on It doesn't sound like something that a high-end person like her can do It's like three foodies can do it, but my own mother can't lie So it's really young and ignorant Young and ignorant
In her previous life, An Ran really didn't hear her mother say it, probably because she didn't have a chance, but maybe she didn't take it to heart when she said it, and maybe she forgot it
Jiang Jieyun heard a few bad laughs An Ran listened to it with a blank face Mom, is it really good for you to talk so much about the troubles of this girl's childhood Let these three guys listen to it, especially the most **slippery** businessman After listening to it, I don't know how to laugh at your girl
The most infuriating thing is that An Guoqing, who has always favored girls, also helped on the side, and added details from time to time An Ran couldn't bear this kind of thing that her parents talked about the history of revolutionaries in public, and ruined her personal description, and kept pulling the sleeves of her parents to prevent them from continuing to talk Jiang Jieyun listened energetically Okay An Guoqing and Li Caifeng are also talking at this time Everyone turned a blind eye to her jumping feet and fried hair, listened to it without hearing it, and talked happily with a smile Only Jiang Jieyun, the male pot friend, saw his female pot friend with an oil bottle on his mouth In order not to be retaliated against by this cautious girl in the future, he also knew how to comfort and comfort An Xiaoran's dog head with his hand and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, An Xiaoran, my brother doesn't dislike it, even if you drew a map professionally when you were a child, my brother likes you."
Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Netγ