834, foolproof
An Ran naturally waited for his words, couldn't help but laugh, and said seriously, "If you feel crowded, you can also make up with the children just now and have a live performance."
didn't wait for Jiang Jieyun to speak, the obscene otaku Zhao Xiaopang came to brush up on his sense of existence again, and said with a smile, "Oh, Sister An, look at what you said, if we really perform live, then it will be inappropriate for children, we dare to act, who dares to watch it."
Enron didn't care about his "general" He raised the camera in his hand to them with a smile and said without showing weakness, "If you really dare to act, this girl not only dares to watch it, but also takes pictures, hehe, you can sell it for a good price in the future, and there will be times when you regret it."
Enron is really honest As a dead house that was hung on the Internet back then I watched too much heavy taste She is really not afraid of this If they really dare to perform live, she will dare to watch on the spot However, she is also sure that although these three guys are shameless and crazy, but let them learn from those children to entertain the public They really don't have the courage to say it, the children will give everyone a live version Although everyone feels a little helpless, they also know that there is no way But if they really want to do the same, don't say that they can't go to their own level The so-called masses who are "entertained" by them are only afraid and not allowed to collectively beat them up while shouting hooligans
As soon as the brain mending party thought of this, they immediately began to think of the "exciting" picture of everyone fighting hooligans and the three hooligans hugging their heads and running around in their minds, and they couldn't help but laugh out loud
Jiang Jieyun shook his hand in front of her stunned eyes, and said helplessly, "Hey, An Xiaoran, wake up, what are you thinking about?"
Although he couldn't monitor this girl's brain waves, he could see from her silly expression that there must be nothing good
Zhao Xiaopang was anti-general An Ran, pretending to be suffocated to please the chef at home, "Okay, good, I'm scared, I don't see it, it's still Sister An, you're the most ruthless."
As soon as An Ran came back to his senses, he heard Zhao Xiaopang's words, and immediately became happy, smiling, thinking back to his brain just now, and thinking to himself, What is this, I made up my brain more ruthlessly just now, okay~
And so the conversation went back to the beginning, the three foodie requests to buy food
An Ran looked at the dense crowd in front of her The food stalls selling food are concentrated at the other end of the street If it is placed under normal circumstances, this distance is actually not long, and the legs and feet are fast It is enough to walk for five or six minutes, but at this time, in her eyes, it feels like they and the owner of the food stall are standing on both sides of the Milky Way Unless there is really someone who can help them build a bridge, they want to squeeze through all the way without waiting to move, just standing in place and making up for a little brain, the head immediately grows bigger, and she said a little weakly, "Don't do it, big brothers." It's going to take a lot of effort to get to the seller," she began to try to persuade, "Think about it, how many calories you have to waste by squeezing all the way through and back, you're hungry, and the food you bought back isn't enough for you to digest, so why bother?"
Speaking of which, An Ran was a little abrupt Just now she was still wondering, you say, ha, these three foodies had dinner with everyone early, stuffed with a stomach full of all kinds of fish, and they arrived here in a short time, which is equivalent to another binge of eating without delay, and they didn't feel crowded at all, and they didn't want to clear the space for their stomachs at all, and they actually claimed that they were hungry, so they could only say that either the stomach pouches of these three guys were really connected to the cosmic black hole, or that their calories were consumed much faster than others Everything in the stomach is transformed in this way
Although the former sounds more magical, it is too fantasy An Ran feels that since she is a reborn person, if it is placed in the online article, then there is no doubt that this is going to be labeled as "rebirth" It is a bit of a mismatch with the science fiction god horse Unless the author wants to write a hodgepodge of thirteen unreliable, it is unlikely that this first situation will really occur And according to her experience in her previous life immersed in online articles for many years, those who dare to write a hodgepodge are either big hands or rookies who are stunned How do big hands naturally write how popular And rookies As soon as I came up, I dared to write a hodgepodge, and eight or nine times out of ten I was going to hit the street
Moreover, Enron has long been particularly Mary Sue's affirmation, this is a reborn farming text with himself as the protagonist
In fact, for ordinary people, although their own life is ordinary, maybe they are a supporting role in the lives of some characters, but if you think so, life is really gloomy, in fact, everyone is a supporting role in other people's lives, they are the protagonists in their own lives, and they see their lives as an essay, then you are the author of this book
So Enron didn't feel like a Mary Sue at all, and she was sure that there was no science fiction going on in a book with her as the main character
Then only the second option remains
What makes them burn so many calories?
If it is on weekdays, An Ran must say, Hmph, the black-hearted ** businessman is naturally tired
However, today is not the past, so Enron changed his rhetoric, so it must be consumed by squeezing around
Therefore, Enron thinks that his argument is very strong, you see, squeezing around so calorie-consuming, you eat for nothing, do you squeeze over, buy something, eat it, squeeze it back, get hungry again, squeeze it over, buy something, eat it, squeeze it back again...... Infinite Loop: You three don't have anything else to do
The three foodies knew that this girl was talking magnificently, and the reason was that it was long and smelly, but in fact, it came down to the fact that this young lady was too lazy to squeeze around with them
So Jiang Jieyun began to touch the head of his girlfriend again, and coaxed, "It's okay, An Xiaoran, we like this, otherwise, you and your uncle and aunt are waiting for us here, and we'll go back when we go."
This time, without waiting for An Ran to say anything, Li Caifeng objected first, "That's not good, if you want to go, you can go together, such old people, if you get separated, you can't find someone to go."
In fact, what An Ran has been waiting for is Jiang Jieyun's words, and when she heard him say this, she immediately wanted to nod her head, but her own mother objected, so she had to flatten her mouth and start pretending to be pitiful, and she didn't even dare to let go of a fart anymore
Jiang Jieyun had his own countermeasures, pointed to their location, and then pointed to the outer wall of the Dragon King Temple not far away, and said, "It's okay, auntie, we remember this location, you stand here and don't move, we will turn around and walk in this direction, and we will naturally find you," he said, he took out his mobile phone again, handed it to An Ran, "Also, if we can't find it, we can still contact us by phone."
"Yes, yes, it's foolproof now" An Ran was cautious, afraid that the mother who was worried about losing the child would raise any objections Actually, she felt that the mother was really worried about these few goods that were sticky to the hair more than the monkey can still be lost Besides, it is good to lose such an edible rice bucket
Li Caifeng had no choice but to explain that they were almost ready to buy some Don't finish saying goodbye I can't find a place when I come back in a while
Jiang Jieyun and the three of them made a little white lamb and responded obediently Before leaving, Jiang Jieyun pressed An Ran's head smoothly The hidden body language was clear in his press An Xiaoran Don't think I don't know what bad ideas you are thinking
An Ran's head made him press down and the brim of his hat pressed against his eyelashes Pull open his hat When he looked up again and looked up angrily, he only saw the back of Jiang Da ** Shang Yingting disappeared into the dense crowd in an instant Unwillingly, he stirred his cheeks
Enron wasn't optimistic about the three guys' procurement journey, and although they were very good and fast, they faced several very realistic problems
First of all, of course, there is the question of the crowd
There is no way, there are too many people, and the effectiveness of the guidance of the relevant departments is not obvious yet, but the restlessness of the people is becoming more and more obvious, and it does not take much effort to squeeze through with their skill and cunning, relatively speaking, it is relatively smooth, and the return journey is the biggest problem, and these three guys have always had a large appetite, and they have a large appetite, and they say that they have a "big appetite" in every sense of the word, whether it is the amount of food they buy or the amount of food, how ruthless they are, and how to come, think about it, they are holding large bags of food, and it will be difficult to get through such a dense crowd again After all, it is said that there are "grilled fish" and actually carrying a large number of grilled fish through the crowd in actual action, but in fact, in practice, it is completely different
And then there's the question of their purchases
Enron is really skeptical about whether there is anything to sell at those food stalls right now
The corners of the street were not blocked, not an inch was missing, and even the closed door in front of the Dragon King Temple was covered with several people, not to mention the food stalls, and the stall owners and their trucks should be thankful for coming early
Think about it, in such a crowded and chaotic time, especially people who are standing in the back, and who have no hope of moving, are bored and impatient, and what they would do if they were near a food stall, standing still in a daze, chatting with acquaintances, concentrating on their own impatience
Enron felt that whether it was the three foodies or herself, on the premise that she didn't forget to bring her wallet, then she chose to eat
Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Netγ