Although his parents seem to have misunderstood that he came back this time because he couldn't get along outside, he went home, and even the two of them were even worried about finding a job for their blind date.

However, this little accident was not a problem for Sui Yu.

If you want to toss, you can toss it.

It's just a good way to add a little spice to your parents' lives.

Maybe Sui Yu, who doesn't get the memory of the future, will be very resistant to troublesome parents, but Sui Yu, who has the memory of the future and is a person in two lives, sees it very openly.

Just like people should help each other appropriately, finding something that is not troublesome for parents to do is also a relatively alternative means of filial piety, which can greatly enhance family affection.

At the same time, recalling the scene when Mumu moved next door to him during the day and tried to pretend that he didn't know himself to give a meeting gift, Sui Yu felt very funny.

But to be honest, the alliance is really efficient, and it is so efficient to arrange Mumu next door to him, which can be regarded as satisfying the original promise to let Mumu live near him.

Speaking of which, this girl seems to be in a very uneasy state every day because she can clearly see the spirits, especially those terrifying-looking evil spirits that Sui Yu can't see.

Now that she can live next door to herself, she must finally be able to sleep peacefully, right?

In short, the temporary reality has come to an end, and Sui Yu can finally concentrate on the things in the game.

I was always thinking about going home in reality.,Thinking about whether my parents can accept Xiaoling、Whether I can hide my parents from the situation that my work is more dangerous.,So that during this time in the game, I've been in a daze.,Every day, in addition to taking tasks from the NPCs introduced by Wang Sauce and Meow Sauce, it's to add blockage to the cottage called Stormwind City.。

Especially after researching and sneaking into the city lord's house to install a trick on his toilet, the city lord goes to the toilet every day, which is frightening step by step!

More than once cursed a good end of a game, why do you even have a function of eating and?!

Rumble!!!

This is not!

With a bang, the city lord wearing big wings was blown into the sky again!

This time, Sui Yu didn't put the trick in the toilet, but installed it under a certain floor tile.

In addition, Sui Yu's treacherous thunder is not an ordinary mine that can be found by metal detection magic, but a special explosion thunder made of talismans and potions, which cannot be detected at all with the magic technology that players currently master.

So, with the blessing of Sui Yugao's luck, the city lord has been very careful to avoid the floor tiles that he usually walks on for fear of stepping on the mechanism, but he still didn't dodge, and he was still hit!

This flying one is called a high!

And at the hem of the ornate armor, it seems that there is still yellow liquid dripping.

Yes, it seems that the city lord really didn't want to go to the toilet this time, but he held it all the way to the limit and then gritted his teeth to break into the minefield.

As a result, I was very careful and unfortunately hit.

And because of the fright of being blown up, it seemed that his sphincter was lost all of a sudden, so the feces and urine flowed down, and a golden trajectory was drawn in the air.

"How does this look like an air show?!"

Sui Yu sighed, then subconsciously took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that the text message sent to Jessica before had been replied.

In the previous battle with the God-killing mercenary group, Sui Yu vaguely heard that the group of people seemed to have a holiday with another female master.

Sui Yu didn't react at that time, and suddenly thought afterwards, the female master who offended the god-killing mercenary group couldn't be Jessica, right?!

It's very smooth to think about it.

Also, although the fantasy world is the closest to the online game world, because there is no network in this world, many of the methods of keyboard warriors cannot be used.

At the very least, in reality, as long as the operation is good, even if the official TV station of the alliance plays music casually, it can be used as an excuse to attack others, and then with the help of those trolls who like to vent negative emotions on the Internet, they will stink people through cyberbullying!

And in the Heavenly Illusion Realm, the only one who can do this kind of thing is definitely a top mercenary group like the God-killing Mercenary Group!

Only they have the power to say that a player is a humanoid boss like the ancient times when people were beaten as heretics!

So Sui Yu remembered this and quickly sent a text message to Jessica to ask, and the conclusion was......

"I don't know what kind of mercenary group they are! The guy who offended me at the beginning who liked foxes and fake tigers did say what kind of mercenary group they were, and said that if he didn't give him my armor, he wouldn't want to have a good life in the Heavenly Illusion Realm in the future! But at the time, I thought that guy was just a little thug pulling tiger skin, so I didn't remember what kind of mercenary group he was talking about. Later, when I wanted to know what kind of mercenary group the other party was, no one wanted to talk to me, and basically when we met, they were swords and soldiers! ”

Seeing this text message, Sui Yu couldn't cry or laugh.

Good guy, Jessica is good, offending people doesn't even know who the other party is.

As for saying that cultivators have excellent memory, they should never forget it?

Please, where in the world are there so many "shoulds"?!

I don't forget that it's called hyperamnesia, and it's a mental illness!

If people don't deliberately memorize it, it's very likely that a name like the God-killing Mercenary Group will be forgotten like seeing a leaf!

But fortunately, Jessica sent another text message after a while: "But I can find the stronghold of that gang!" Because their banner is very recognizable, it is a pattern of a god word pierced by a sword! And I've destroyed several of the other side's strongholds! ”

Well, sure enough, the god-killing mercenary group didn't run away!

"And where are you?"

sent a text message, and then in a public toilet with a loud bang, a large amount of "people's dung" mixed with many members of the god-killing mercenary group flew all over the sky, Jessica wrote back and said: "I don't know where my place is, because those people don't ignore me when they see me, they just do it!" ”

Well, it looks like Jessica really doesn't know where she is.

Although the grocery store sells maps, but because of the "red name", the NPC doesn't care about her, so Sui Yu really doesn't know where Jessica is now.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't know......

"Jessica, can you find a lot of God-killing mercenary strongholds over there? If you do, make a fuss! As long as it's very noisy, I'll definitely find you! ”

Jessica seemed to be very moved by these words: "Really? That's great! To be honest, I'm scared to death! If you can't do the task, you're either fighting or fighting all day long, it's just delaying things! ”

"Don't worry! I'll find you! Yours will definitely be found! Just make a fuss! ”

After this text message was sent, Sui Yu's mood was so comfortable!

Ha ha!

Evil God Clone!

Can't think of it, right?

In addition to me, there is also a master who follows me to plague your mercenary group!

But speaking of which, this cottage called Stormwind seems to have been almost finished by itself, right?

The number of personnel is obviously much less, and it is estimated that many people have quit the god-killing mercenary group or left for others because they can't stand the bombing of the toilet one after another, and it feels that it is no longer cost-effective to continue to stay here and toss.

Case......

"Your Excellency, can you tell me where the other strongholds of your god-killing mercenary group are?"

Including the sturdy knots with wings tied together by ropes, the city lord of Stormwind City looked at Sui Yu above the pit with a sad face, holding a shovel and making a gesture to bury him alive, which was speechless.

Good guy, he just changed his pants, but Sui Yu rushed in like no one and kidnapped him!

What's this all about?!

I used to think that I was very awesome at leading people to build towns in the wild, but now I find that he is completely stupid!

There are no NPC protections in the wild towns, so the enemy can invade as much as they want!

Facing the city lord of Stormwind City with a miserable face, Sui Yu was kind and seductive: "Don't worry! Tell them where the other strongholds are, so they can end up in the same situation! ”

"As the saying goes, don't suffer from few, but suffer from inequality!"

"Uniformity is fair! Are you right? ”

"And I promise! I'm sure you'll keep it a secret! ”