[What are you waiting for?] Why don't you click the link at the bottom of the screen to download it?! 】

In the mobile phone, a male Internet celebrity who has recently become popular because of eating in a handstand is showing a foolish smile and working hard to promote a reading APP.

At the same time, Xue Xiaoyu, who was holding his mobile phone, was showing a "kind" smile and said with a smile to the actor in the mobile phone video in front of him: "Look clearly, is this an advertisement you shot?" ”

The male Internet celebrity sat on a chair and looked at Xue Xiaoyu with a pale face...... The gun in his hand nodded with a sad face and replied: "It was the advertisement I shot, but I have a hard time!" ”

"Stop, stop!"

Xue Xiaoyu interrupted the Internet celebrity man's words with an impatient face: "Don't talk to me about those things like the children of the eighty-year-old mother's family are sick!" I'm tired of hearing about changing the soup or not changing the medicine! Especially the kind of remarks such as crying and shouting that he only made commercials because he wanted to be a successful licking dog, it was even more disgusting! So stop talking nonsense! ”

Syllable!

Throwing the mobile phone in his hand to the Internet celebrity man, Xue Xiaoyu put a gun against his head and said to him: "Let's play a game next!" ”

"That's to follow what you said in the advertisement, download the APP from the link of this advertisement, and then register a new account."

"I'll give you 24 hours, as long as you can successfully withdraw ten yuan from this app to your mobile bank card, I will transfer you one million as a subsidy for your mental loss!"

"Look, I swiped the ads for a long time before I got the ads you made, so download them quickly! After that, don't say that the APP I downloaded is not downloaded from your ad link, so I can't withdraw it! ”

"And I've only stipulated ten dollars, isn't it?"

"You said in the advertisement, you can't get rich, but it's okay to make dozens of dollars a day!"

"We don't require you to earn twenty or thirty, ten yuan is barely within the range of dozens of dollars, and it is the minimum standard in the range of dozens of dollars, so it must be able to be achieved, right?!"

Facing the Internet celebrity man who was about to cry, Xue Xiaoyu smiled very heartily: "As for the consequences of your failure to successfully withdraw ten yuan within 24 hours, resulting in the failure of the game......"

"Don't worry! I'll also put a million on your card! ”

"As a ......"

"Your funeral expenses!"

"Wow!!" The Internet celebrity male monster screamed and burst into tears.

"Spare your life! Spare your life! ”

While crying, the Internet celebrity man pointed to the prompt written in translucent small print next to the advertisement: "But it is written on it, the video content is just an advertising idea, not true?!" ”

"I'm sorry!" Xue Xiaoyu said: "I am illiterate and don't know how to read!" ”

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, and the Internet celebrity man was shot in one foot!

"Don't waste my time! I'm busy! Hurry up and get started! If you don't start making money with this app, I'll have to pay you for the funeral directly! ”

Although the pain was unbearable, the Internet celebrity man finally saw Xue Xiaoyu's determination to kill him from this shot, so he hurriedly began to download the APP and work hard to make money!

Because he knows that this is his only chance to live at the moment!

But to be honest, everyone knows that this so-called money-making APP is a lie, and only fools believe that this thing can make money.

Because it's completely out of business logic!

But at this time, how much does the Internet celebrity man hope that the APP he endorses can be a little out of line with commercial logic.

Don't ask for more, ten dollars is enough!

"Ten pieces! Ten pieces! Ten pieces! ”

Then the first red envelope, the Internet celebrity man opened a red envelope of up to 88 yuan!

Seeing this red envelope, the Internet celebrity man's body instantly went limp!

88？

If this special thing can be successfully withdrawn, he will eat upside down!

If you only get a few cents when you come up, maybe it's still possible to make a few dollars.

After that, as long as you find a way to open a few more accounts, you may be able to earn ten dollars to achieve your goal by not sleeping and swiping 24 hours of advertising.

But......

Why is this special opening to 88?!

This is clearly a rhythm that is not going to come out for a dime?!

Sure enough, the red envelopes opened fewer and fewer times after that, from ten yuan to one piece, from one piece to one dime, and from one dime to one cent......

And then there's infinitely close to zero!

The APP stipulates that 100 yuan can be withdrawn, but in fact, this 100 yuan cannot be withdrawn at all!

Not to mention that it is only 24 hours, even if it is 240 hours or 2400 hours, you can't get this hundred yuan!

Just when the Internet celebrity man was desperate and kept looking for a way to withdraw money, the phone on Xue Xiaoyu's body suddenly rang.

"Oh? Work again?! ”

After muttering a sentence, Xue Xiaoyu urged the Internet celebrity man with a bad face to "Don't be lazy" and then picked up the phone, and even turned on the speakerphone.

Hearing Xue Xiaoyu's urging, the Internet celebrity man with a cold sweat on his face really wanted to reply: "Do I dare to be lazy?!" ”

Then I heard a man's voice on the phone that I felt that he should be quite handsome: "Xue Xiaoyu!" I need you to help me investigate a case! An old man was killed by a neighbor upstairs, and he killed the old man by suddenly knocking on the door in the middle of the night to cause the old man to have a heart attack! More than two months have passed, and there are few clues, and I need your help to investigate the truth! ”

"What? Sounds like a hassle! Xue Xiaoyu couldn't help but complain: "Say it again!" Everyone is dead, and it is estimated that the case is closed, why bother with it?! ”

"No way! The old man's undead are unwilling to cross! So I made an agreement with the old man of the ghost version that if I can help him find the murderer and punish him severely, he is willing to ascend to heaven, at least he will not make supernatural events scary again! ”

"It's so troublesome! And ghosts are involved! I don't want to go! Xue Xiaoyu looked a little afraid of ghosts, so he didn't want to go over.

"Help!" The man on the phone tried to persuade: "Your spatial ability is best for investigation!" And the range of suspects is not large, I believe that with your ability, it is absolutely fine! I've heard that you've been making up a lot of investigative knowledge lately, and your investigative skills have reached a first-class level! ”

Hearing this, Xue Xiaoyu said impatiently: "Please! I learned about investigation so that I can find and kill the perpetrators of unscrupulous advertisements more efficiently! The starting point is not to help you investigate the case! ”

"Please!" The man on the phone tried to persuade me: "As a hero of the alliance, I can't fail the first public appearance, right?" ”

The man on the phone also seemed to know that it was pointless to just talk about the truth, so he changed his words: "And I have already applied for privileges from the alliance in the name of the hero team!" As long as you can get the first credit of the investigation this time, you are allowed to increase the number of times by one! ”

"That's it......" Xue Xiaoyu was obviously very interested in "adding one to the number of times": "Then I'll go over!" Just a few minutes! I'll go when I kill this disgusting guy next to me! ”

After speaking, without waiting for the other side to say anything, Xue Xiaoyu hung up the phone.

Then Xue Xiaoyu raised his gun with a smile and pointed at the Internet celebrity man: "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry today, and looking at your appearance, I must know that the APP you endorse can't make money, right?" You can rest assured! I've done a test before, and I definitely don't make ten dollars! So let's save some trouble and count it according to the failure of the game! ”

"At the same time, you can rest assured! That 1 million will definitely hit your card! Anyway, I've worked so hard to earn your funeral expenses! ”

"Wait!" The Internet celebrity man endured the pain in his feet and shouted: "I heard just now, you are a member of the hero team that the alliance has started to make recently, right?" At the very least, they are directly involved! Is it really good for you to do this? You know, you're breaking the law! ”

"Breaking the law?" Xue Xiaoyu asked with a disdainful face: "Didn't you learn when you went to school?" The law is a tool for ruling the country! So the law itself does not represent justice! ”

"And my actions are authorized by the Alliance!"

"You heard the number of times you just added one! That's the number of killings! ”

"Although I can't kill people just because others are glaring at me, it's no problem to kill a scumbag like you who is obviously a fraud but is not punished by the law!"

"So within the Alliance, I'm legitimate!"

"Therefore ......"

Bang!

The gunshot rang out, and the tearful Internet celebrity man's eyebrows slowly fell, and Xue Xiaoyu smiled and said the last words: "Please die once!" ”

"If you become an Internet celebrity again in your next life, don't accept this kind of unconscionable advertisement again!"

Putting the pistol away in a chic manner, Xue Xiaoyu operated the mobile phone to complete the transfer of one million.

Then, slightly closing his eyes and sensing Sui Yu's location, Xue Xiaoyu muttered to himself: "Xue Xiaoyu, attack!" ”

Then with a swish, Xue Xiaoyu's figure disappeared without a trace.

Immediately after, the blood flowing out of the Internet celebrity man slowly spread to the position where Xue Xiaoyu was standing before......