Chapter 30: Listen to the Root of the Wall
Poor Xu Lingjun, he finally married his daughter-in-law and tossed in the house.
Who would have thought that there were three unscrupulous guys outside the house, squatting there and listening to the root of the wall.
In fact, this listening to the root of the wall is also a traditional reserved program, just like the haunted house of later generations.
If you don't make trouble, it doesn't seem to be lively, and you're afraid that it's too much.
It's the same with the root of the wall.
If you get married, no one listens to the wall, and it seems that this person has no friends.
It's even less lively.
So Li Dapeng, the young man who attended the wedding banquet, mentioned it.
But because of Xu Lingjun's age, the age of those who came to his wedding banquet was not young.
A little girl like Dong Xiaoyan will definitely not be able to participate.
Uncle Dong won't join in such a lively activity when he is old.
There was no way, and in the end, it was organized by the youngest Li Dapeng.
The old man Guo Yanzi and Feng Liguo, the father of three children, cooperated.
It stands to reason that the age of the two of them has long passed the age of listening to the root of the wall.
But in order to "cheer" Xu Lingjun, he could only reluctantly go to work.
At the same time, I also reminisce about the fun of being younger.
Actually, it's quite interesting to listen to the root of the wall.
It's a process of teasing newlyweds and adding a little fun.
The little couple who got married in the village knew it.
They would go around the house outside and play a game of "cat and mouse" before going to bed.
This back and forth, the atmosphere is not lively.
When the "rats" are driven away, you can do things with peace of mind.
There are also fun-loving people who will come here twice.
But play this game up to three times, and the more you do, the more you do.
Anyway, it's a maximum of three listens, three catches.
After that, the young couple will be able to blow out the lamp or something.
Since the rules are known, this so-called listening to the root of the wall is generally a lively.
But poor Xu Ling doesn't know!
Although he fused the memories of this life, he still dominated the memories of his previous life.
Besides, he has the name of "old right" in this life.
This kind of participation in the "good lottery" thing will not get his turn.
In addition, this thing is in a hurry to eat other people's little girls, so I forgot about this stubble.
So, the trio of listening to the root of the wall is considered to be blessed, and no one rushes at all.
Li Dapeng, who is not married, has never heard of such a big drama.
Wearing a sheepskin jacket, his face was full of excitement.
Don't look at it outside, it's cold, but I feel a rush of blood rushing to my head.
It feels like an adolescent teenager.
Suddenly, I saw the legendary "learning materials".
That feeling is simply wonderful~
As for the other two old men, they were also excited.
There are almost no entertainment items in this era.
Intimate words between other couples are absolutely attractive.
What's more, it's the wedding night of an old husband and a young wife.
It's something new that I've never heard of in a lifetime!
"Hey~Blow the lamp~Blow the lamp~"
Li Dapeng has been waiting for this moment for a long time.
He didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain from listening to the wall root today.
Young people, especially young people who are not married, will of course pay more attention to the affairs of men and women.
"Don't talk, be careful of being discovered."
Feng Liguo hurriedly covered Li Dapeng's mouth and whispered.
Don't look at Guo Yanzi's usual babbling, but this Feng Liguo is definitely an internal riot type.
Today, I listen to the things of the root of the wall, especially now, and I am definitely more active than others.
Feng Liguo doesn't want to miss such an interesting story~
No way, there is no "morality" in this day and age.
They just take it as a pleasure now, and no one takes it seriously.
Besides, who told you not to pay attention to Xu Lingjun!
Guo Zhenzi and Feng Liguo are from the past, although they are also interested in that matter.
But what made them the most happy was the intimate words between the two.
Listening to the conversation between the two just now, the two of them almost didn't laugh.
It turns out that this Xu Lingjun still has such a side.
Look at what made him anxious, this is the beginning, and when this Xiuzhi is older, he will be older.
Xu Lingjun knows what it means to be "unprovoked".
Guo Yanzi and Feng Liguo couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The two of them glanced at each other, and there was a feeling of sympathy in their eyes.
This woman is the complete opposite of a man.
When I was in my teens and twenties, I was ignorant, and I didn't particularly care about this.
Plus I can't take care of having a baby or anything.
Waiting for thirty is like a wolf and knows what it means to be "hungry".
It's even worse at forty.
Like a tiger, he not only knows how to be "hungry", but also behaves with unusual ferocity.
Not to mention when it's in your forties.
There is no way for a man to play a scoundrel and pretend to be a dead dog!
But men are the opposite.
When I was young, I was like Li Dapeng, who was in his early twenties, and I couldn't say anything about my energy.
I wish I could be on the kang every day, and I would be as motivated as Teddy at any time.
When he was thirty, he still made up, and he could be regarded as being able to "get along" with his wife.
Maybe I can have a child or something at any time.
When you reach forty, let alone soak in wolfberry water and drink it, even if you eat a lot of it, you can't do it!
When I got to my forties, what could I do if I didn't pretend to be dead.
That's why menopausal women in their forties and fifties can't afford to mess with.
If you don't agree with each other, you'll be asked to go to the bedroom, if you add some "cool" pajamas or something.
Just ask you if this dead dog is afraid~
It was different from Li Dapeng's excited listening to the "faint" voice.
Feng Liguo was full of waiting to "listen to the show".
Although this Xu Lingjun is not married, he is thirty-six!
In this era, thirty-six is a person who is about to become a grandfather.
In addition, you need to do physical work every day.
In his opinion, it is estimated that it is also a "weak", and it will not be long before it ends.
Just like Feng Liguo, he is like this now, going back to pretend to be a dead dog all day long.
Every day when I come back from grazing, I think about eating and going to bed early, how can I still have this thought.
In addition, this guy used to be a dragon and a tiger, and now he is a soft-footed shrimp, and he has been disliked by his daughter-in-law many times.
Originally, when I was old, my body was not good.
Now it has also taken a psychological hit.
In this way, Feng Liguo is miserable!
Guo Yanzi is actually not much better, or even worse.
Since he married Niu Fengying, people have changed from a skinny to a big-faced plate.
And Guo Yanzi, who originally had a little meat, is now thin and small.
From here, you can see how bitter this guy is.
Fortunately, this Niu Fengying was picked up by him back then, unlike Feng Liguo's daughter-in-law, who is local.
In terms of family status, Guo Yanzi is still good, so he didn't suffer a mental blow.
It's been half an hour, and it's been half an hour since the fighting.
Xu Lingjun really felt sorry for the little girl, so he could only stop.
looked at the little girl who had just finished falling asleep.
Xu Lingjun felt that he was still very energetic, and could only show a wry smile.
After this body is better, of course, this thing is unexpectedly good, but now~
Hey~Forget it, let's sleep~
Xu Lingjun didn't have this guy, but he slept with his daughter-in-law in his arms.
But the three people outside were depressed.
Li Dapeng listened to a big show, and he was obviously extremely excited.
But it's useless to have a daughter-in-law!
It is estimated that this guy wants to sleep at night, so he will wait to practice "fighting left and right".
Feng Liguo and Guo Tanzi have been scolding their mothers for a long time, originally thinking of watching other people's jokes.
But now I feel full of malice!
How to say this in the future, saying that Xu Lingjun stopped for half an hour because he felt sorry for his daughter-in-law.
Then when they go home~
Thinking of this, the two couldn't help but shudder~
If there is no comparison, there is no harm, why is Xu Lingjun so energetic.
Is it because I've been single?
Or did he say it inadvertently just now~