Chapter 8: Peeves' first appearance
Li Fei dreams every night.
From the past life to the present life, I insisted on updating every night, and I never kept changing.
From the point of view of common sense, it is often a day to think and a night to dream.
From a metaphysical point of view, often the dream in the first half of the night is reversed, and the dream in the second half of the night is realizable.
But Li Fei's dream has nothing to do with any of this.
Since his previous life, Li Fei has had to take care of the important task of saving the world every night.
I even wondered if I was actually sleepwalking in the middle of the night.
It would be a shame to have completed this thrilling series of missions in your pajamas.
Or one night, in a dream, he incarnated as a fox hero, and was urged to get up by his beloved sister every morning to practice his fighting spirit.
In the end, in order to protect the inheritance of their ancient tomb sect, they gritted their teeth and practiced the "Sword Technique to Warse Off Evil Spirits".
Since then, they have been killing all sides, and after the age of 30, they are not stuck in things, and flying sand, grass, bricks, and rubble can all be used as sharp weapons to hurt people.
After the age of forty, he is invincible in the world, often standing up, hoeing the strong and helping the weak.
He was sent to the police station through the chengguan, and his merit was completed after 14 days.
Since then, he has a pure heart and few desires, but he has become mortal, self-cultivation, and began to focus on health preservation.
Health preservation seems to have a miraculous effect, becoming lighter and lighter, gradually entering the realm of feathering and ascending to the immortal, and sitting at the age of forty-five.
When he was dying, he was about to leave his own secret book for future generations, but he didn't want to be woken up by the morning alarm clock.
Or one night, incarnate as a magical girl, with a Kulo card in her left hand, and Sailor Moon in her right hand transformed into a magic bell, carrying a lala magic fairy battle.
Blooming in the night, like a flower in the dawn.
In a deathmatch scene called "Night Battle", he fought countless demons that invaded the earth, and was near death several times.
So he kept fighting, fighting, fighting, and he didn't even bother to drink a sip of Xuanmai sweet orange tea.
It was finally her twentieth birthday, and years of fighting had left Li Fei bruised all over his body.
At the cost of burning part of his life force, he finally defeated the strongest person who invaded the earth, the God of Time Machine.
The bell rang at zero o'clock, just when Li Fei felt that he was using such a victory as a birthday gift for his twentieth birthday.
The magic wand left her and went without mercy to find the next master.
Because at the age of twenty, she is no longer a girl in the eyes of the magic wand.
Li Fei's magical girl career is over, and her magic power has dissipated and she has turned back into an ordinary person.
One day, the terrifying Godzilla suddenly descended on the world.
Ultraman didn't show up, King Kong worked at the zoo, and the gourd little King Kong took the snake spirit to his grandfather's house.
Watching the monsters wreak havoc, countless people wailed hoarsely.
Li Fei, who had lost his magic power, could only collapse to the ground with the tremor of the earth, crying helplessly.
was woken up by the Ragdoll cat that urged him to eat.
What's more, he stepped on the Dragon God, carried the Dragon Sword on his back, and followed by Yubel and the Starlight Body.
When the enemy suddenly revealed his flaws, Yubel behind him suddenly reminded: "Ten generations, good opportunity!" ”
So the three of them began to bow their heads and pray: "Please forgive me for acting chivalrous in this way." ”
"Look at the move!"
[Athena's Amazement!] 】
The daughter-in-law, who was woken up by Li Fei's sudden voice in the middle of the night, kicked Li Fei off the bed with an angry kick.
It turns out that in the case of extreme anger, the daughter-in-law's wake-up anger is not much worse than that of the giant god soldier.
As for the incarnation of Superman and the like, there are countless of them, with more than a dozen Kryptonite rings, it is not a problem to snap their fingers all night.
Finally, after defeating the almost unrivaled Internet addict Eevee team, Li Fei woke up with a powerful biological clock.
The other three people in the same dormitory were still immersed in sweet dreams.
The two Ragdoll cats nested at the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed, and they didn't sleep when they had a cat nest, insisting on grabbing territory with Li Fei.
Get up lightly, get dressed and washed.
After coiling the dragon head on the bracelet, Li Fei began his daily morning exercise.
After greeting Hagrid from fetching water from the Forbidden Forest, Li Fei ran over from his hut.
Perhaps it was rare for a young wizard to be so enthusiastic about him, and Hagrid's little face, hidden behind his beard, was flushed with excitement.
"Looks like I'm going to have to try to gain some more experience with first-year students.
Maybe next year you can apply to Dumbledore to pick up that child for school. ”
Looking at Li Fei's back, Hagrid pinched his crumpled handkerchief.
There were two laps around Hogwarts Castle, followed by 10 minutes of planks, 10 minutes of squats, and 10 minutes of handstands.
(If you want to try, it is recommended to do a group of 2 minutes, and then do the next group after a 30-second break.) Anaerobic and aerobic exercise must be combined, and the intensity of exercise should not be excessive. )
In his previous life, Li Fei also let his grandfather take him, exercised since he was a child, and was a child.
However, at that time, the child's heart could not endure hardship and was impatient, and the laziness of his whole body made his grandfather stretch all the exercises, and he gave up at the age of nine and did not practice.
The bones and muscles of the body grow too slowly, and the stretched tendons are not maintained by follow-up exercises, and they gradually all shrink back and become half-open tendons.
By the time Li Fei was in his twenties and found out that his grandfather was the last descendant of the martial arts family that others dreamed of, his bones were already closed and he had no chance to practice martial arts.
Although he was not led by his grandfather in this life, but there was a cultivator grandfather, Li Fei naturally couldn't give up this opportunity to do it all over again, and strictly adhered to the exercise plan every day.
This is also why Li Fei is only eleven years old, and he is nearly a head taller than a young British wizard of the same age.
At the end of the handstand, meditate routinely for five minutes.
Although I don't know why, since I was ten years old, it was difficult to continue to increase the vitality in my body when I meditated, but Li Fei still routinely meditated for five minutes every day after exercising to calm down.
Maybe it was because his early cultivation progress was too fast, and now he has reached a buffer period, anyway, the vitality in Li Fei's body is enough now.
I can't be in a hurry when it comes to cultivation.
brushed his body with a "fresh and condensed", and the clean and refreshing Li Fei returned to the dormitory.
In the dormitory, Huanhuan and obediently were sitting on Li Fei's bed licking their hair, and the other three roommates had just gotten up and were leaning on the bedside to chat.
It's Sunday.,It seems that except for the year when the main character trio entered school.,It's all a day off after enrollment before classes start.。
"Hey! Dude, if you don't come back, we should all suspect that you've become a cat. ”
A boy with blonde hair, pale green eyes, and slightly upturned corners of his eyes waved at Li Fei.
After some politeness that was not necessary to talk in detail, Li Fei also learned the names of his three roommates.
The boy with blonde hair and pale green eyes is called Holking Gwarts.
Because Holkin's nickname is Hogg, just like Ronald's nickname is Ron.
So his friends should actually be called "Hog Gwarts".
At one time, Li Fei and the others suspected that he had Hogwarts real estate deeds.
The other taciturn is a standard Germanic handsome, though slightly feminine.
Specifically, the action is a little girly.
To be honest, his surname really shocked Li Fei!
Because his name is Laurence Versace!
I don't know if he has a big brother named Fan Xian.
His parents, who were sent from Milan to England by the family, seem to be a man with a story.
Unexpectedly, the last roommate was actually the little fat man who was lost yesterday, Bruce Wayne.
Hearing this name, Li Fei, who was drinking water, almost sprayed at that time.
Because of Li Fei's enlightenment before the division, this little fat man has an inexplicable obsession with Hufflepuff.
The Sorting Hat persuaded him several times that he would be better off if he went to Ravenclaw.
As a result, the little fat man froze there, and he had to go to Hufflepuff.
Li Fei estimated that this was the reason why the Sorting Hat had to secretly send Qiu Bo to himself when he left.
Another Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff, do you think the Sorting Hat can not be angry?
It took a lot of effort to correct the obsession of the roommates with the name "indecent assault".
He also criticized the little fat man for swallowing saliva on the pronunciation of "Filip"!
Li Fei seemed to feel that his strength had been exhausted all day.
Estimating that it was time for the people in the other dormitories to get up, a group of four people and two cats set off from the dormitory and walked towards the cafeteria.
The Hufflepuff common room is very warm and sunny at this moment.
The yellow and black decorations glow golden in the sunlight.
As the sunlight passed, the same golden floating light on Li Fei's mage robe rose and fell like waves.
Pots of sunflowers and devil vines were bathed in sunlight, waving their hands or writhing their tentacles at the little wizards.
Through the round window, you can see the swaying grass and dandelions, and you can smell the fragrance of the grass through the window.
Along the way, I kept meeting the little wizards and seniors in other dormitories.
Everyone has great enthusiasm for Li Fei, the Oriental Face Newspaper, and they continue to greet each other along the way.
Li Fei returned the salute one by one, it is said that the biggest advantage of the Hufflepuff dormitory is that it is very close to the restaurant, and everyone sits at the long table of their respective colleges every morning to share breakfast together.
But the crowd blocked at the exit of the dormitory.
Outside the huge wooden barrel, there was a rush of noise and screaming.
The ground outside the exit of the Hufflepuff dormitory was covered in oil, and many seniors who were unaware of it for a while took the opportunity to roll into a ball.
A milky white, translucent ghost dressed as a freckled schoolboy bouncing around in mid-air with a large bucket of wooden furniture oil.
Clapping hands, jumping, jumping, singing ugly tunes in their mouths:
"Hufflepuff is a big fool, students will just roll into a ball~"
"Hufflepuff is a big fool, students will just roll into a ball~"
He tossed the oil drum high and caught it again, this time spilling more oil on the ground at the entrance.
The figure in the illusion when the courtyard was sorted yesterday seemed to flash in Li Fei's heart, and Li Fei remembered the white rune and the powerful spell barrier again.
"Shut up! Peeves! ”
"How great Hufflepuff is! How can you be easily insulted! ”