Chapter 10: The Demon of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor
There's really nothing the little wizards can do with the ghosts.
Often, when you are about to open a door, a ghost suddenly pops out from behind the door and startles you.
The good-hearted Fat Friar was of course happy to show the way for Hufflepuff, and indeed for all the freshmen of the House.
But if you happen to run into a peeves who likes to play pranks, then you're - become a sweetheart in everyone's eyes!
Peeves will snap a wastebasket over your head, remove the carpet from your feet, or throw chalk heads at you.
But a large group of young wizards who can't stand it will come to you, muttering:
"Go and invite Li Fei!"
"Come on, come on, Li Fei is right behind us!"
"So what are you afraid of? Brothers, rush! ”
"What about Peeves? Where is it? Where is it? ”
"Here, here!"
"Hold on, wait for someone to hold down the hatred of the Peeves first!"
"Hurry up and taunt Peeves!"
"Don't let Peeves run away again!"
And you, who provided the location of Peeves, became a "hero" in the mouths of everyone.
Peeves is a spirit formed by the stress and other negative energies of Hogwarts students for thousands of years, which is about the same as a "demon" that everyone has crowdfunded.
If Ba Song Xuansheng was here and encountered such a thousand-year-old demon, he would definitely catch up with the saliva on the corner of his mouth.
Li Fei originally thought that it would be good to just put on a [Golden Light Talisman] to scare away the Peeves in public.
However, a pair of red-haired twin brothers found Li Fei.
They wanted Li Fei to supply a large amount of this [Golden Light Fu] that could scare away Peeves, and the two brothers were Li Fei's exclusive agents, fully responsible for sales and promotional services.
The commission ratio is Li Feiqi, and they are three.
Unexpectedly, Li Fei, who could sell some [special talisman seals for skin ghosts] by the way, made a little money, and gladly accepted it.
So, from this moment on, the little wizards pinched the yellow rune paper and chased Peeves to "exorcise ghosts", which became a scene at Hogwarts.
What's more, he bought more than a dozen talismans in one go, and he rushed to Peeves to be a "spell gatling".
As a gathering of demons, this Peev Ghost was almost angry.
And Peeves is not weaker than others in his life, how can a husband live between heaven and earth for a long time?
Peeves rebelled and fought a tearful guerrilla war with the young wizards.
Regardless of whether the students are willing to take the initiative to trouble Peeves, they always have to carry a piece of talisman paper with them when they go to class.
In this way, the industrial chain has been inadvertently achieved.
As long as Peeves insists on playing pranks for a day, Li Fei's talisman seal will not be sold for a day.
The incident is said to have alarmed Professor Joseph Griffin, who is in charge of Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Because in his classes in other grades, he also taught a modified version of lighting with a small amount of "positive energy" properties.
His improved illumination technique has a low mana cost and is easy to learn.
However, because the spell he teaches requires the caster to maintain a high and positive mood, once the caster is depressed, the effect of the spell is immediately reduced.
According to an unnamed red-haired twin brother, Peeves was even able to get a good night's sleep in Marcus' spells.
Ravenclaw needs to be sane and calm.
Slytherin was accustomed to aristocratic reserve.
Hufflepuff is optimistic but not excited......
Therefore, the most suitable spell for this spell is the group of "reckless people" of Gryffindor.
Now Professor Griffin's spell has been officially renamed the "Gryffindor Happy Charm" by the young wizards.
After all, happiness belongs to one of your colleges, and Li Fei's talisman seal belongs to everyone.
It is clear at a glance which is superior and which is inferior.
And it was for this reason that Professor Griffin personally went to the Weasley brothers who were on sale and purchased ten sigils.
Well, the next day he went and bought twenty more.
On the third day, fifty sheets.
On the fourth day, the Weasley brothers informed Li Fei that they needed to restock urgently!
Professor Griffin wants to buy five hundred!
Li Fei sighed in his heart: "It's really rich, if these 500 tickets are exchanged for monthly passes or recommendation tickets, it is estimated that the author of the previous life will faint." ”
It's no wonder that Professor Griffin can't do the research, it's really Li Fei who knows too much about the importance of protecting intellectual property rights.
All the runes are written in large seals, the rune nodes are in Arabic, the bridging paragraphs are in Cantonese, and the whole is encrypted and protected by the Da Vinci cipher mode.
Although the decrypted answer is "apple", Li Fei, who killed him, didn't believe that the professor could learn to sing "You are my ~ little little apple ~" after so many years of time and space
In other words, if the handsome knight professor really sang like this, the image crystal on Li Fei's side could also be broadcast live and stored as soon as possible.
What benefits should I ask the professor for then~Advanced Charms? Spellcasting skills?
Why don't you study his shield?
You should think about it, but you can't do it all, after all, we're not some devils~
If this can make him steal the teacher, then Li Fei will admit it.
After all, what you can learn from the teacher is your own ability, spells can be taught, and talismans cannot be passed on lightly, this is a national secret formula.
So, before he started the first Defence Against the Dark Arts class, Li Fei and the Knight Professor became more energetic, and they had been "friends" with each other for a long time.
What Li Fei didn't know was that in the office of the professor of Hogwarts' Defence Against the Dark Arts class, Professor Griffin, who used to be neat and capable, was frantically tearing the scratch paper at the moment.
The silver hair that hadn't been washed for days had become a little greasy, and the beard that had not been shaved in days was no longer as fresh and clean as it used to be.
His eyes were bloodshot, and the only thing in the office was scraps of paper, scraps of bread, overturned kettles, and Li Fei's talismans.
As the bell rang in the morning, Professor Griffin, who had not slept all night, slowly stood up, released a confusion spell on himself, and dragged his tired body to teach the second-year students.
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To Li Fei's surprise, he inadvertently started the trend of rectifying the Peeves, which made him unexpectedly gain a friendship with one person.
Mr. Argus Filch, the Administrator, is a somewhat grim middle-aged man.
He is said to be a Squib, a kind of person who has magic in his body but can't feel it or use it.
Squibs have always been at the bottom of the wizarding world's chain of contempt, only higher than the average mortal Muggle.
Although he never confessed it himself, the truth is that no one had ever seen Mr. Filch clean up with magic.
The heavy clean-up work often makes him look far older than his actual age.
Only catching naughty students who violate school rules will add a touch of joy to his lifeless life.
And Peeves is the number one troublemaker who destroys the fruits of his hard work!
Before Li Fei entered the school, Mr. Filch had been fighting with Peeves for many years, and he had gradually felt physically exhausted, and sometimes in the face of Peeves' provocations, he could only roar weakly, but there was nothing he could do.
The appearance of Li Fei's Fu Seal made Peeves have nothing to hide in front of the little wizard, which really gave Mr. Filch a sigh of relief.
And the appearance of the Ragdoll cat Huanhuan and obediently gave Filch, an old cat slave, what is called "the peak of appearance among cats"!
Filch also has cats, and his cat is called "Mrs. Loris".
Lady Loris is like Mr. Filch's wife, and like his daughter.
The cat had given him a skinny, dull gray coat, and a year-old unhealthy diet that made him have bulging eyes like Filch's bulbs.
Li Fei had seen the cat in the corridor before, and it was obvious that this was a sign of feline hyperthyroidism.
It often patrols the corridors alone.
If a student dares to foul in front of him, even if the tip of one toe goes out, it will run to Filch as fast as it goes.
Two minutes later, Filch would be running over with a slurp and a wheezing voice.
Then it's the same old thing, take the little wizards who made mistakes to their respective homeroom teachers, ah no, it's the dean who complains, and then they deduct points, confine, and write letters to tell their parents.
Because of this, the young wizards hated Filch to the core, and many of them were eager to kick his accomplice, Lady Loris.
Recently, Filch has always secretly observed Li Fei with the expression of looking at his son-in-law.
But none of that matters for now.
The most important thing for Li Fei now is that he is about to have his first class at Hogwarts.
Professor Snape's Potions lesson.