Chapter 13: Maybe it's time for Hogwarts tuition to go up

At noon, as soon as Li Fei entered the cafeteria, a burst of cheers erupted on the long table in Hufflepuff!

Li Fei single-handedly won 4 points for Hufflepuff in Snape's class, which did not exist in Hufflepuff's nearly ten years of history!

It's him! Broke the Hufflepuff record of zero!

Although Cedric also successfully "cheated" 1 point in Snape's class, this 1 point, before he even survived a class, was deducted back by Professor Snape.

It's a good thing it's Hufflepuff, and it's Gryffindor......

As we all know, Professor Snape is extremely hostile to Gryffindor, as long as there is a Potions class in Gryffindor House, and Snape deducts less than 10 points from Gryffindor, it is a victory for Gryffindor!

Ignoring the noisy students, Li Fei hastily ate lunch and hurried to the dormitory.

He was going to the dormitory in a hurry to take a nap.

Behind him, a little fat man hurriedly followed Li Fei with a plate, and the other two people in the dormitory who watched this scene shook their heads for a while.

In the dormitory, Li Fei looked at his bed speechlessly: this place has been successfully occupied by Huanhuan and Xiao Girl.

The two cats lay on Li Fei's bed on all fours, their bodies rising and falling slightly with their breathing, as if they were silently mocking Li Fei, and as if they were swearing their possession of the bed.

Ignoring the protests of the two cats, Li Fei squeezed between them, hugged one with one hand, and took it into his arms, showing the demeanor of a domineering president.

It's a pity that only a little fat man eating sausages on a plate can appreciate this kind of demeanor, which can be regarded as playing the piano to a cat.

The two cats stretched out their little barbed tongues and licked Li Fei's chin wantonly.

"Hmm, don't lick it, it doesn't work there, ah, itchy......"

Li Fei, who was about to go to the dream country in a daze, had to blame himself every time he took a nap at noon: why didn't these two cats be set as females in the first place.

In this way, he pretended to be holding two untransformed cat girls, and there was still some hope in his heart.

As we all know, Li Fei is going to dream again when he falls asleep.

He dreamed that he had just died and that his soul had gone to the underworld.

He is greeted by two ghosts: a Kentyro head and a rainbow pony face.

Well, is the underworld of the West so jubilant?

After completing the formalities, he finally filled out a form and asked Li Fei if he had the intention of reincarnating immediately.

Li Fei took it for granted and asked, if I stay here and don't reincarnate for the time being, how is our consumption level here?

The ghost said, don't look at this as the underworld, but as long as there are no people who have committed great sins, they basically have no worries about food and clothing.

Because the paper money burned in the yang world is billions casually, and there is no inflation in the underworld, it is safe to spend it, basically without worrying about food and clothing.

As soon as Li Fei put his mind at ease, the ghost with the rainbow pony face spoke again.

He said that now the yang world calls for breaking superstition and not allowing paper to be burned, and even some cities that have done absolutely nothing directly make your relatives in the yang world unable to even buy paper money, cutting off your roots from the source.

So, congratulations, Mr. Li, you have become the first batch of poor ghosts in the underworld.

Li Fei was anxious and asked, what if I reincarnate immediately now?

The ghost of Kentello's head shook his head, indicating that the birth rate of newborns in the yang world has decreased now, and the reincarnation of the underworld needs a lottery.

Of course, if you want to reincarnate with a mutilated limb, or a miserable life, and go to prison, you can be regarded as a new energy and environmental protection talent, and you will be qualified to be reincarnated within three lotteries.

Of course, if you are a local tyrant, you can also go bidding.

Every month, the prefecture will officially give a minimum price, and then you will bid for 20,000 places, anonymous, not public, announced after 3 days, and the highest price will win.

Want to be reincarnated? Go to the prefecture talent market to work, and after earning enough 300 billion coins, you can go to reincarnation.

If you don't want to work part-time, you can also work and study, study while working, and be admitted to the graduate school of the prefecture university, and be assigned a ghost job.

This is an iron rice bowl in the underworld!

Thousands of troops crossed the fierce competition of the Nai He Bridge!

The ghost who performs well will give an animal head covering, and there will be a zodiac-limited costume! Guaranteed to be real!

Are you two bullheads and horses or are you wearing hoods?

Li Fei was so frightened that he wanted to run, but he was pulled by two ghosts, and said Little brother, I advise you not to run.

Look at the two dead ghosts in front of you, the two who were beaten and bruised all over their bodies, they couldn't stand the torture of the underworld and ran away.

As a result, you see, it's strange that you can run away, if you don't pull it back, how many whips are missing, just take it by the second power, and the next time you run again, you will take the third power.

Li Fei was so frightened that he trembled, who are these two people, so miserable?

As a result, Rainbow Pony Mian shouted directly at the two dead ghosts: Will you dare to use your name?

The two dead ghosts knelt down with a "poof", kowtowing like chickens running through broken rice.

"Tokitomi in Shimotosaka!"

"The last shogun Shimura Danzo!"

"I beg the ghost to take me two as domestic servants, and the last general is willing to smear the liver and brain of the ghost, and I am willing to burn the ghost for generations."

Hearing the names of the two, Li Fei subconsciously stayed away, two men who were the root of all evil, and who carried the sins of the whole world, couldn't be provoked, couldn't be provoked.

Those two ghost brothers, you can help again, think about it, is there any other way to get out?

The two ghosts thought for a long time, and said slowly: It's not nothing.

Li Fei hurriedly bowed and bowed: You point at me.

The ghost of Kentello's head shook his horns, it's not that we don't point you out, it's that this trick is too difficult!

Yes, the rainbow pony-faced ghost also shook his head, a few days ago, there was a little devil from the neon country, it seems to be called "which way off"?

Relying on that one-handed trick "Don't Tell the Heavens", not only did he beat his chest with the Ten Palaces Yama, but he also said that the judge who came to persuade him almost ticked the entire book of life and death with the judge's pen.

As a result, not only did he reincarnate, but he also abducted a ghost called "What is gay" and reincarnated together as a daughter-in-law.

Li Fei's heart trembled!

The strongest mouth escapes "don't be a mouth"! If you can't learn, you can't learn!

The two ghosts looked right: Okay, don't be poor, you shouldn't die, where should you come from, where should you go back, you are still hundreds of years away from death!

"Smack!" A bang.

Huanhuan's steel tail pumped on Li Fei's neck, and Li Fei was woken up by a "big neck".

I got up in a daze and saw the little fat man on the opposite bed eating a plate of macarons.

"Eat?" The little fat man handed over the plate in his hand.

"No, thank you, how long have I been asleep."

"It won't be long, it's less than twenty minutes, and there's still an hour before the afternoon class, so you can sleep a little longer."

It's only been twenty minutes, and the rhythm of this dream is much tighter than my story at Hogwarts.

Li Fei shook his head and threw out the cranky thoughts in his mind.

"If you don't sleep, you can't sleep when you wake up, whose class is it in the afternoon?"

"Professor Flitwick's Charms lesson." The little fat man stuffed another piece of pudding into his mouth.

"You've been eating for the past twenty minutes?" Li Fei was shocked, this is too edible.

"Well, I'm not full...... the little fat man patted his stomach embarrassedly.

Li Fei suddenly felt that next year, maybe the price of Hogwarts tuition should rise.