Chapter 35: Teacher Li teaches you to be in love

Once, I loved watching the sunrise;

I yearn for the morning sun,

Young, lively, full of future and hope.

Now, I am inexplicably in love with the sunset;

You know why?

Because it's off work~class~

Facing the morning sun, Li Fei, who had just finished exercising and was using the "staring skill" on the iron rod, was pleasantly surprised to find that the iron rod moved.

Could it be that the day of my Li's breakthrough in Transfiguration is today?

Then, I saw a huge dung beetle, pushing the iron rod that Li Fei was practicing, and pushed forward vigorously.

Woman's mouth.

This wave, this wave is thinking too much.

Go back to the dormitory and wake up the three who are still asleep.

"As the saying goes, people must have dreams, but people who are blindly immersed in dreams will not be able to realize their dreams."

The three people in the dormitory have now fully adapted to Li Fei's "morning call".

In Versace's words, Li Fei's famous aphorism is comparable to a hotel butler-style wake-up call.

Looking back at his bed, Li Fei found that two cats had rarely appeared on the bed today.

"Huanhuan." Li Fei rubbed Huanhuan's kitten head with his hand, and the feeling was still great, "Why don't you go to Professor McGonagall's door today to offer your courtesy?"

Or did you give up after being rejected more often? ”

Huanhuan, who was dissatisfied with the flame lines on his head being messed up by Li Fei, took out a comb from his small schoolbag and began to arrange his hair in front of Li Fei's dressing mirror.

Today, Huanhuan deliberately wore a bow tie for himself and "snorted" at Li Fei several times.

β€œWHAT?

Are you serious?

Professor McGonagall didn't have a class this morning, so she invited you to the Hogwarts Lake Cats party? ”

Hearing that the amount of information contained in Huanhuan's two screams was so huge, Li Fei's usual squinting eyes widened unconsciously.

"Hmm...... According to my experience with Li, Huanhuan, you have to be careful. ”

"Huh?" The action of combing his hair suddenly stopped.

Don't...... Is this a fraud?

"Huanhuan, let me ask you, do you think you are handsome enough?"

(눈_눈)

Huanhuan looked at Li Fei with an MDZZ expression, doesn't that mean what you said is nonsense.

"Ahem, look.

You are handsome, and McGonagall invites you to a party, and you must be very excited to dress yourself up more energetically. ”

So how could the stray cats around Hogwarts Castle not like you?

In case one or two of them love you to death.

And Professor McGonagall knows them so well, a good cat doesn't take people's love.

Isn't Professor McGonagall going to sell you out of the way? ”

The first time he came into contact with humans, Huanhuan suddenly felt bad about the whole cat.

"Huh?" (So what do I do?) οΌ‰

"Huh?" (Why don't I plaster some dust?) οΌ‰

(Isn't there ready-made ash in the fireplace?) οΌ‰

This time, Li Fei looked at Huanhuan with an expression of caring for the mentally retarded.

"You said that when we were young, I hugged you and told you so many stories, and the heroine wiped her face with soot not a hundred but twenty or thirty, right?

How many heroines have you seen successfully escape from the poisonous hands with this trick?

Not a single one.

Something bizarre must have happened that caused the dust to be washed off your body, revealing your own beauty of the prosperous world.

Besides, if the stray cat is a female cat and takes a fancy to you, it's actually fine;

If it's a male cat who falls in love with you regardless of gender, hehe......

Think about when we were young, the big orange in the small courtyard next door~"

Huanhuan shuddered violently, as if he had thought of some extremely terrible memory.

patted Huanhuan's kitten on the head, and took advantage of Huanhuan's distraction to make a mess of the top of its head again.

"You, and other friends who don't have girlfriends, must continue to express themselves elegantly when they encounter this situation.

But you just have to be very deliberate and focus your attention on the person you like.

Whether someone else is polite to you, or a girl who takes the initiative to introduce you, you can stay on that person for two or three seconds at most, and even look at her feet.

Then go ahead and return your attention to the person you like.

In this way, you can not only save yourself a lot of unnecessary distractions, but also leave an impression of extra points in front of basically 80% of the women present.

You must know that women's requirements for loyalty are no less than half a point of any man's possessiveness;

Especially when the man's condition is actually not bad. ”

Huanhuan is like an initiation at this moment, and it is like clearing the fog and seeing a sunny day.

The little obedient hurriedly took this opportunity to press the little claw on the obedient head.

Yay!

Family brother UP↑

"Hey~."

As if this poke was covered, Huanhuan became the little obedient younger brother.

Then there was a "snap" and was slapped on the wall of the dormitory by Huanhuan.

There is a huge "too" shaped groove on the wall, and the little obedient can't buckle it out when it is trapped inside.

Huanhuan looked at Li Fei, that means, or you can directly use "repair a new one" to obediently seal it in the wall.

This stinky brother, don't do it!

After all, such a stupid cat, no one will want it if it is thrown away.

Ignoring Huanhuan's broken thoughts, Li Fei directly opened a box of canned food.

The obedient girl who was still on the wall just now was already prostrate on the ground at this time, with his own rice bowl in front of him.

Secret! Appear in an instant β€’ Obediently wait for the meal to be served.

At this time, the other three people in the dormitory had already washed up and were ready to go to the auditorium for dinner.

With a wave of his hand, the cat-shaped pit on the wall was repaired.

Today, Li Fei is going to Greenhouse No. 1 to take Professor Sprout's herbal medicine class with the Gryffindor lion cubs.

I've been waiting for a long time and finally waiting for today,

I've been looking forward to it for a long time and finally made my dream come true~

As an existence that has been a flower grower for two lifetimes, Li Fei has been looking forward to taking herbal medicine classes for more than a day or two.

Li Fei couldn't wait to tease those magical magic plants.

Just think of the Hufflepuff common room, with singing sunflowers, dancing devil vines, and jelly bean shooters who spit out a particularly delicious sweet bean.

Not to mention the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts, according to some fan fiction in previous lives, there may be interesting ingredients such as cowardly mushrooms, sunshine mushrooms, and native sheep.

Ah no, it's herbs~

Although they are all entrances, although they are all dietary therapy and nourishment, it is obviously more respectful to call them herbs.

Professor Sprout, who teaches herbalism, is the dean of Hufflepuff House.

Can you not pay attention to the classes of your own homeroom teacher, instructor, and doctoral supervisor?

Li Fei had a compelling number in his heart, and he would never take the initiative to ask these plants if they could, good, and how they could during class.

Besides, Li Fei quietly gave his dean a gift a few days ago - a pot of muscle mimosa.

This kind of mimosa, which has been improved by his grandfather, is like a strong man who has been practicing for ten years, and it is very majestic.

But you just have to poke your finger lightly at the scar on its branch.

This mimosa plant will immediately be like a big spring that has been clicked on the navel, and a "King Kong is not a bad boy body" will be broken in an instant.

It can be seen with the naked eye that the strong muscles of the mimosa are like being boosted by protein powder, and they are instantly sluggish.

I can only use the branches and leaves to block my thin body in shame.

It's a lot of fun.

PS: I dreamed today.

In a real dream, I dreamed that I didn't hesitate to apply for the medical major in the college entrance examination.

After returning from the victory in Wuhan, Degang accepted me as an apprentice.

also rented a house with Brother Biscuit and studied art together.

Although I know that all this timeline is messed up, it is really happy in my dreams.

The cake guy in the dream is so good, super amazing!