Chapter 891: Is This Going to the Wrong Set?!
Accompanied by the sweet ballad that Xiao Ling couldn't help humming, Sui Yu drove to the vicinity of Xiao Ling's school.
The place was not affected by the wolf, so it looked like the streets were fairly clean.
Of course, ignore the cars parked on the side of the road.
Also, cars are getting cheaper and cheaper, and more and more people can afford them.
Even if because of the lack of parking spaces and the skyrocketing cost of refueling and electricity, many people usually have a car but do not use it, and the travel is still dominated by battery cars, but on occasions like the parent-teacher meeting, everyone still drives a car with their children as much as possible.
Therefore, the roadside was full of all kinds of cars, so that Sui Yu had to switch his car from automatic to manual, and then found a place to park the car.
If you do this, you will definitely not be able to run away with the fine, but Sui Yu is not short of that money.
It's time to support nation-building!
Get off the bus, follow the flow of people into the school, and then lead Xiaoling to her class.
As soon as you enter......
I saw that in the class, I didn't know whether it should be a martial arts conference or a comic exhibition.
I saw the sword-makers, the sword-makers, the mace-makers, the desert eagles, the AK47s, and the bazooka-builders......
All in all, it's like opening an ancient and modern weapons expo in the class, and almost all individual weapons can be seen!
As for the group of people inside, they are also dressed in various ways!
Some wore judo suits, some wore power suits, some wore body armor and tactical helmets, and even one guy dressed like Ultraman......
In short, it gave Sui Yu a feeling that he had gone on the wrong set.
Sui Yu was stunned, and subconsciously withdrew and looked at the class number.
Exactly?!
"Am I getting in the wrong way?"
Sui Yu changed his feet and entered, and found that the painting style was still the same painting style.
There is even an old man who looks like a martial arts master, and he is talking like a river, while gesturing and teaching him the secrets of martial arts to receive hair!
Leaving the class again, Sui Yu went to the other classes to take a look......
The other classes are quite normal painting styles, huh?
Then Sui Yu returned to Xiaoling's class again, and by this time Xiaoling had already gathered with several other girls.
Seeing that Sui Yu was back again, Xiao Ling hurriedly introduced Sui Yu.
"This is my dad Sui Yu! This is my best friend! Li Na, Zhang Ying, and Wu Lili! Next to them is their dad! ”
Fortunately, the painting style of these three is very normal, so Sui Yu quickly shook hands with the three and exchanged business cards.
Then when the three little girls got together happily to chat, Sui Yu also stood and chatted with the three parents.
It's basically about monsters.,By the way, I sigh that my child is about to take the high school entrance exam.,I'm afraid it will affect the entrance examination if it goes on like this.。
While chatting, Xiaoling suddenly reminded Sui Yu: "Our homeroom teacher is here!" ”
At this moment, a female teacher who wore glasses and looked quite quiet, and was in her twenties, walked in.
As soon as she entered the door, the professional woman who had just maintained her dignified and skillful attitude was instantly dumbfounded.
Faced with the "demons dancing" in the classroom, the female teacher was not calm for a moment: "This is ...... What's the situation?! ”
Noticing that the head teacher came in, a white-haired old man who was quite old but very strong in spirit hurriedly walked up to the head teacher in a silver practice uniform and said loudly: "Teacher, I have been practicing Tai Chi for 30 years, and I have finally achieved success recently!" ”
As he spoke, the old man instantly made a Tai Chi starting pose, and then with the old man's hands swinging slightly, the air in the classroom instantly began to gather between the old man's hands, and soon formed an air mass and rotated rapidly with the movement of the old man's hands.
"Drink!"
With a loud shout, the air mass was knocked out by the old man along the window, although it didn't hit any target, but it felt absolutely powerful.
It's just that this forward swing time is too long, and I'm afraid it has no actual combat value.
"Teacher! And me! ”
Brush Brush Brush!
Accompanied by a gorgeous sword flower, a man who looked very strong danced a very gorgeous sword technique in the open space vacated by everyone.
Closing the knife and standing still, the sturdy man exhaled a breath of turbidity and then began to introduce: "My hand is the ancestral knife method of killing pigs, although now my meat factory has long used the assembly line to kill pigs, but this set of knife methods has always been inherited!" ”
"Drink!" The "chivalrous girl" dressed in a strong costume came out of the crowd, and then performed a continuous set of beautiful boxing techniques.
After a set of boxing techniques, the "Woman" closed his fist and stood still and then began to introduce: "My set of Wing Chun was originally for weight loss exercise, but I didn't expect it to come in handy now, so I saw that the school notice required parents with kung fu to come to the parent-teacher meeting, so I specially asked the company for leave!" ”
After speaking, the "woman" also hugged her fist at the confused head teacher and asked, "How is it?" My kung fu is okay, right? ”
"Huh? Oh. The head teacher nodded confusedly, and then opened his mouth as if to say something.
But at this moment, a man with a machine gun and a heavily armed man came out in front of the head teacher, instantly frightening the delicate head teacher to the point that he did not dare to speak.
Then the man spoke: "Although I don't know much kung fu, I once signed up for a mercenary training, and I also stocked up a lot of weapons and equipment to deal with thieves!" ”
"You must know that the law after the establishment of the alliance stipulates that the head of the illegal household has the right to shoot and shoot! So in order to prevent thieves who might invade my house, I specially purchased a lot of top-notch equipment! ”
"If I fight, I am confident that I will definitely not be weaker than those kung fu masters!"
"And me!" The man with a bazooka, a tactical helmet, and a body armor walked up to the head teacher with a confused face and said loudly: "See my bazooka, right?" With the protection of this thing, the previous giant wolf can't guarantee it, but a slightly more ordinary weirdo is still no problem! ”
At this moment, the person who was dressed like Ultraman also came to the head teacher with a confused face and introduced himself: "Although I don't know much kung fu and don't prepare heavy firepower weapons, I am an anomaly, and at the same time, I am the main member of the latest team called Ultraman Hero Team formed in our J City!" ”
"Hero squad?" The parents were already surprised, and they couldn't help but exclaim when they heard the word hero team.
Sui Yu and Xiaoling were not surprised at all by this.
Because they have known for a long time that after the fall of the dancing boys, because no one suppressed the development of the hero team in J City, there were many hero teams that sprung up in J City.
It looks like this parent happens to be a member of one of the teams.
"Although when the giant wolf attacked the city before, our team did not stop the giant wolf even if they tried their best, and even ...... There are still people in our team who have died! ”
Although the outfit that resembles Ultraman feels a little ridiculous, his tone is very solemn: "But no matter what, we will always do our best to fight for protection!" ”
Then the hero who came directly in a battle suit touched the back of his head and asked the head teacher a little embarrassed: "May I ask a hero like me who should be considered to have kung fu, right?" ”
At this time, the head teacher with a confused face came back to his senses and quickly explained: "Wait a while! Did you misunderstand?! ”
took out her mobile phone and looked at it, the female teacher covered her forehead and groaned in pain: "The kung fu in the notice I sent does not mean that there is kung fu, but that there is kung fu...... Belch! It's the meaning of time! ”
"After all, yesterday the giant wolf attacked our J city, I am worried that many parents may not have time to have a parent-teacher conference, so I specially emphasized that parents who have time to hold a parent-teacher conference, if we don't have time, we can also communicate through video call after the parent-teacher meeting......"
After listening to the female teacher's explanation, the parents who made the classroom look at each other at the comic con scene couldn't help but laugh.
Right now......
Sui Yu suddenly raised his head, and then Xiao Ling also looked up at the ceiling of the classroom, and then the hero who was dressed like Ultraman also raised his head and exclaimed: "This feeling?!" ”
Then the three of them subconsciously ran out of the classroom and came to the corridor to look out the window!
At this time, there was a very gorgeously dressed woman suspended in the air outside the window!
The woman was dressed in gorgeous purple armor embellished with translucent silk with lace patterns, her waist-length purple hair fluttering behind her back like an octopus's tentacles, and the woman's face was painted with dazzling makeup, so she didn't look like a good person.
Coupled with the fact that the woman was holding a magic wand with a skull inlaid with a skull at the tip, it was very evil at first glance, and Sui Yu guessed that the other party was not good at it!
As if sensing that a gaze was concentrating, the woman in mid-air suddenly cast a amplification magic and shouted, "Listen, people below! In order to assist the Black Knights in unifying the world and realizing their dream of saving the world, we decided to attack the buildings with high traffic in various cities! ”
"The purpose of this is to force the soldiers of the alliance to have to garrison major cities, so as to reduce the total number of soldiers participating in the battle on the front line!"
"Although this is a very despicable practice, in order to save this world that is about to be destroyed by the evil gods, we can only make this decision!"
"If you want to blame it, blame the evil god who is about to destroy the world!"
"If you want to hate...... Feel free to resent me and the Black Knights! ”
"Anyway, from the day we decided to be the enemy of this world, we were already mentally prepared to be scolded by hundreds of millions of people!"
"So what's next......"
"Despair to the fullest! Pain to your heart's content! Then come to the end of your life! ”
With a wave of his hand, an incomparably huge magic array suddenly appeared on the playground below the witch!
"I am the Witch of Despair! Dedicated to inflicting the ultimate despair on my enemies! ”
Then a large number of zombies and ghouls began to crawl out of the magic circle in a steady stream, followed by these monsters roaring and rushing towards the school building and the surrounding buildings!
"Then sing to your heart's content! Play this music called despair! ”
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