A friend's first love is getting married, and the groom is certainly not him.

He was sad, sad, and even wanted to rob his relatives.

People, it's just cheap, and what you can't get is the best.

I asked him, are you love?

He said no, he said that he was the girl who had been rare since he was very young, and he was so hungry that he admitted that he was cheap.

But he said he just couldn't help thinking about the girl.

I patted his abs that he had sworn to be together forever and never to be apart, and then rubbed his double chin like a rest coach, and asked him:

If you come and the girl sees you, why can you follow you?

What does she want you, she doesn't wash your feet, she thinks you are lazy all day long?

Or are you quite big, so fat that your car can't even fit you?

Dude, we're all adults, so it's okay to be realistic.

My friend hesitated for a long time and told me the biggest secret of his life:

[He has a building, not high, 7 floors, 3 households on each floor, all of which are his. 】

His father was deceived and deceived in various ways such as scoundrels, in short, he lent out debts that were terrible in those days to buy two buildings, and his mother really couldn't stand being called on people every day, and felt that it was a waste of money to buy so many broken houses, so she divorced his father.

In the end, he chose to follow his father in front of his parents.

At first, I couldn't even eat steamed buns and pickles, but after only five years, everything changed.

This is his biggest secret, so no one else knows about it except for him and his dad.

In his father's words, if he marries a daughter-in-law in the future, he can only tell her that my family has six suites and see how the girls react.

This is what his father exchanged for the shamelessness of the first half of his life, and no one can say anything except the two of them.

(According to him, although his father was in debt and had been sued, the debt had already been paid off, and he sold two houses at that time and paid them all in one go.)

I don't guarantee the authenticity of this, after all, everyone will subconsciously explain and put gold on their faces, whether his father is wrong or not, he and I have the same opinion, don't get entangled, so many years have passed. ）

According to him, the girl always knew that she liked her, but he also knew that he had a bad image, but since he planned to have a "showdown" this time, he didn't know if he could have a chance if he could talk about the 6 suites.

I finally dissuaded him, saying that after all, I would rather demolish ten temples than one marriage, you are digging the foot of the wall, which is inappropriate.

He said that he had asked, and the girl and her boyfriend were optimistic, and went to get the certificate on Christmas Eve to bless a safe and smooth marriage.

Therefore, the two are not husband and wife now, and he has no psychological pressure.

By telling me this, they are treating me as their best friend, and if they can get married in the future, they will definitely ask me to be a witness.

Looking at the figure of him driving his SMART, stuffing the meat into the car and leaving, I actually felt that his figure was a little bleak at this moment, but ...... It seems to be a bit handsome.

I froze in place, what was blocking my eyes?

It's poverty, it's the worship of the big guys.

By the way, because I am doing architectural projects, I know that there will be a subway station near his house in the urban planning area, so in the future, all his houses will be upgraded to subway peripheral houses.

Although the big market is that house prices have fallen, for him, there may be a price increase.

Don't say it, I hope he can succeed, and I'll sit at the table of the witnesses at the dinner table.

PS: The above content is from real events, there is no false fabrication, and it clearly shows that I still have doubts.

Translated, it's actually sour, a little unbelievable.

My fat friend, if you really want to say that it is not the protagonist of the city and Shenhaowen, I don't believe it. Degree of literature